October

Before I knew it, I had almost a week to go, and the list of Nobel Prizes in physics would be announced, and according to the grapevine... Xu Mang has become an internal player, and is about the same as last year, the only designated player.

And during this time,

Xiao Man began a new round of pregnancy reactions, nausea and vomiting that were accompanied from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite... Since this month, Xiao Man has hardly gone to the company, leaving all affairs to others to handle, and she works from home.

On this day,

In order to make the expectant mother happy during pregnancy, Xu Mang decided to take her out for a walk, and then stay for two days to relax, nesting at home every day is not good for the baby, of course, what kind of car is very important, the noise pollution of this kind of car is too great, originally Xiaoman because of pregnancy, resulting in emotional instability, if a quarrel... The devil knows what will happen.

ultimately

I chose the One77 car, and I drove it once after I bought it.

"Huh?"

"Driving this car again?" Yang Xiaoman still likes this car, this is one of the few cars that is not so exaggerated, and it is very comfortable to sit in, I don't know how much more noble than other cars.

"To make our babies a little safer and avoid noise pollution. Xu Mang fastened his seat belt and glanced at Xiao Man... He had a doubt, after Xiao Man became pregnant... Her skin had become a little worse, and she didn't know if it was normal.

"Where are you going?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

"Not far. ”

"It's about an hour away, and we go to the national park to feel the fragrance of nature. Xu Mang said with a smile: "By the way, increase the emotion between our husband and wife, I think our relationship has been a little cold recently." ”

Don't

Xu Mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and he doesn't know why...

"Humph!"

"You're embarrassed to say!" When Yang Xiaoman heard the cold war between husband and wife, he instantly became angry and said: "I've been playing games every day, do you know that I've been very uncomfortable lately, don't you know how to comfort me, and I am really angry when I see you playing games." ”

“...”

"I think I'm having a good time. Xu Mang frowned and said seriously: "Every time you can get out of prison, you see many people... It will cost four thousand and five to save, and I will rely entirely on my own strength, although I will die early..."

"Cut!"

"Stupid!" Yang Xiaoman pouted, and began to use the WIFI in the car to connect to her mobile phone, playing her favorite music, about music... Xiao Man likes that kind of soft music, especially the ancient style.

And Xu Mang, a man like to listen to some exciting music, can stimulate enthusiasm.

The car drove up the highway, and during this hour's journey, in order to relieve boredom... Xiaoman raised the topic, that is, how to take care of the child, and then the two launched a heated discussion.

"Huh?"

"If a child asks you that the popsicle in his hand has melted, how should you answer?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "You also know... When a child is eager to understand the world, how do you explain the problem of popsicles?"

How to explain it?

Belch...

Isn't that simple?

Xu Mang coughed lightly and said seriously: "This is based on the entropy increase theory, in a closed system, the development of solid-state molecules from order to disorder is irreversible, so this low-temperature popsicle has an energy exchange with the natural environment, resulting in disorder of solid-state molecules, and then converted to a liquid state..."

After that,

Xu Mang still thinks that he is quite beautiful, this is basically the most standard answer, who dares to say that popsicles are not this principle?

However... After listening to Xu Mang's answer, Yang Xiaoman couldn't wait to kill him, isn't it just because the popsicle is hot... What kind of entropy increase theory, can children understand it? Big bastard among idiots, big idiot among bastards!

"It's my turn!" Xu Mang asked seriously while driving the car, "If the child asks you, where am I from, how should you answer?"

"Uh..."

"Let me think about it!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot, this question is not very easy to answer, and it can't be easily perfunctory... In fact, every child is very curious about this question of their own origin, and when asking this question, the child's heart is full of expectations, hoping that parents can give them a satisfactory answer.

But...

It's a shame to tell the truth and not to do it!

"I'll tell my kids..."

"Because many years ago, Dad and Mom loved each other very much, and then they got married, and Dad put a seed of love in Mom's belly, and then this seed was in Mom's womb for ten months, and slowly grew into you, and you were born. ”

Words fall,

Xiao Man's heart was warm, and he couldn't help touching his stomach, and his whole body exuded an aura of maternal love.

"Wrong!"

"It's too superficial!" Xu Mang said solemnly, "Where am I from... The question is philosophical, and I... It is divided into three parts: id, ego, and superego, which are the biological, psychological, and social aspects of the personality. ”

"That's why you have a sense of self, so that you can exist in this colorful world in the form of 'me'. Xu Mang smiled: "This is the most standard answer to 'where do I come from', what do you think?"

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

Or... Kill him!

It's annoying!

"What's wrong?"

"See if you don't speak..."Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man with a black face, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay... Pick up this one and move on to the next topic!"

Then

Xu Mang couldn't help frowning when he saw Xiao Man open the car window a little bit.

"Wife?"

"What for?" the tone was a little bad.

"Close the windows?" said Xu Mang.

"I want to breathe... Don't you think it's boring?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "It's naturally quite windy outside. ”

"Oops..."Xu Mang smiled bitterly, "It's because the wind is strong that you turned it off." ”

"Why?"

"Not safe!"

Yang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and said solemnly: "Why is it not safe? I'm also a first-class protected animal in my family, not only did you not protect me, but you also gave me the weather. ”

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I have a reason!"

"What is the reason?" Yang Xiaoman was a little curious.

"There's so much powder on your face, as soon as the windows open... It's all blown in, it's all in the eyes... It's dangerous to drive blindly!" Xu Mang said: "A car costs several lives. ”

Xiao Man was stunned for a moment, and then he was angry, this bastard is simply not afraid of death, he knows that he will be beaten, but he still wants to say it, what does he think?

"Husband~"

"Huh?"

"Go to the next service area and you stop. Yang Xiaoman said softly.

"What's wrong?" asked Xu Mang.

"Nothing..."

"I just want to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman smiled with a hint of lightness and softness, but his words were full of murderous aura.

The next second,

Yang Xiaoman's face changed greatly, and he scolded angrily: "I'll tell you... If the child can't be admitted to a prestigious university in the future, it must be because I married an ordinary man like you, so I can't give birth to a beautiful child!"

Xu Mang: ???

...

got off the high speed,

There is still a long way to go, although the two had a small dispute because of something on the highway, but it quickly returned to the past.

However, this journey of love did not last long, Xu Mang saw a spiritual guy riding a battery car, carrying five little girls... This kind of operation almost didn't make Xu Mang crazy, look at his own car worth 47 million, and then look at other people's battery cars worth thousands of yuan.

Soon fell into autism.

"Stupid?"

"The son of one of my sisters, who is in high school this year... What do you say I'll send?" Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and said curiously: "How about I send the Switc*** machine?" But I don't want to ruin his future because of the game, what should I do?"

"Easy!"

"Buy a Switch from the National Bank and give it to him. Xu Mang said indifferently.

"Huh?"

"Is there any difference?" Yang Xiaoman looked confused.

"Hehe..."

"You bought an Apple phone, but you can only text and make calls, do you say you are angry?" Xu Mang said: "Give him a broken dream, Switch of the National Bank!"

soon

The couple arrived at a local hotel, and this time... Finally, it is not the property of Xiaoman's family, but she never expected that it was her relative's property.

"Husband?"

"Let's stay two more days. Xiao Man stood on the balcony, looking at the scenery outside, which was as beautiful as a fairyland, which immediately attracted her attention, and then said, "When are we going to go for a walk?"

"Afternoon. Xu Mang was lying on the bed, holding a tablet, checking the Nobel News.

Then

Suddenly, a phone call came, and it turned out to be Ouyang Fei, the head of the Department of Mathematics at Fufu University.

"Hello?"

"Director Ouyang... It's rare to call me!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Is there anything wrong?"

"Are you busy?" Director Ouyang said in a brisk tone, "Recently, a big incident happened in the mathematical world, and the Zone conjecture was solved by a genius from the University of Paris VI. ”

"Oh..."

"Congratulations to him. Xu Mang watched the news absentmindedly, and said expressionlessly: "What does this have to do with me?"

"It's related!"

He challenged the whole world, saying that there is no second person who can solve this problem. Director Ouyang said: "This tone is very rampant, I think you can cure him, it took him ten years to solve." ”

“...”

"Me?"

"Forget it. Xu Mang shrugged: "That's it... I'm traveling with my wife. ”

syllable

Hung up directly.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at her husband and asked curiously, "Who?"

"Huh?"

"It's nothing..."Xu Mang smiled, got up and walked to her side, hugged Xiao Man gently from behind, rested his head on his shoulder, and said, "Anyway, it's almost three months pregnant, right? Why hasn't your stomach changed at all?"

"Nonsense!"

"Tummy changes are generally not noticeable during the third trimester of pregnancy, but changes occur after the third trimester. Xiao Man pouted and said seriously: "It's time to hold a wedding soon... Otherwise, you really won't be able to wear a wedding dress. ”

"And!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "You have been deprived of the right to educate children, I don't want to see children as stupid as you!"

"I want to train my children to be artists!" Yang Xiaoman said, "Art needs sensibility, not ideals. ”

Xu Mang frowned, he felt that on this issue, he needed to have a good deal with Xiao Man.

"I strongly disagree!"

......