Yang Meng looked at Hugh and Alexander with a smile on his face: "You guys are just dying to save face, do you know?"

Hugh took out his handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his face: "I know, but 。。。。。。 Alas, let me suffer!"

These two people are sweating profusely and can't stop, in fact, the base material used by Yang Meng is still slightly spicy----- I really can't imagine what will happen to them if they use extra spicy.

Yang Meng found a problem: there are really not many foreigners who can eat spicy.

The most important thing is that these two people look like the kind of family education that is very strict, and when they first eat, they were sweaty and their clothes were soaked, but they still sat upright. And Hugh also expressed his displeasure with Susan because of Susan's eating 。。。。。。 It's a little ugly, so if it's okay, I grab other people's meat that has been soaked and eaten.

Susan disagreed with Hugh's statement: "If you eat hot pot, you have to rush to eat it, you will find this hot pot more delicious at that time!"

Hugh was skeptical of this statement, but Yang Meng gave a positive answer: "Hot pot is delicious only when you rush to eat it!"

Hugh was initially incredulous, but found out when he accidentally snatched a piece of Alexander's shabu-shabu. Well, the meat is really delicious. So he started the 'meat grabbing war' with Alexander. It's a pleasure to eat.

But even so, the two of them didn't unbutton their clothes, and Yang Meng felt awkward when she looked at it.

It turned out that they were going to take a Russian sauna at night, but when Hugh and their friends found them, they were all dumbfounded: what did the two of them eat, and how did they eat like this?

In fact, it is to say that people have more or less masochistic tendencies, and 'spicy' is not a sense of taste, but a sense of pain. This mild pain can be addictive.

Of course, this kind of pain is not always comfortable------ for example, if you wipe your butt with toilet paper stained with chili peppers, it will be sour。。。。。。 Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle.

What happens if a person who can't eat spicy food eats so many spicy hot pots?

As a result, the next morning Hugh and Alexander couldn't get out of bed------ there was something called 'hemorrhoids'. The two of them were really bleeding from their butts.

At that time, when Hu Er was stunned and had scabies and was being treated in the municipal hospital, once they and Di Wei met a hemorrhoidal patient who was seeking medical treatment there. The hemorrhoids patient was in pain, but he asked Di Wei a very peculiar question: Why can't foreigners have hemorrhoids?

And the fashionable girl who accompanied the patient next to her was obviously the kind of 'foreign moon is relatively round', Di Wei didn't answer before she began to 'balabala' seriously, what 'there is no pressure on foreign people's life. Moreover, people have good living habits, pay attention to fitness, and have good physical fitness. And foreigners have a light diet。。。。。。 That's why you can't have hemorrhoids'

Ahh

It's really better to talk nonsense than not to say it!

Foreigners must not have hemorrhoids? Ask Napoleon how he defeated Waterloo? Isn't it because hemorrhoids that he can't even ride a horse and can't command an army?

Foreigners are not allowed to have hemorrhoids?

It is an exaggeration to say that there are 'nine hemorrhoids for ten people' in the Han Kingdom, but in the West, at least 50 percent of the people are plagued by hemorrhoids! The 'Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoids Cream' in the Han Kingdom for 10 yuan a piece went to Amazon, and the cheapest one cost 14 US dollars or was in short supply.

Uh, that's poured

It's really possible, after all, Ma Yinglong used to make facial masks。。。。。。 This has changed from serving the face to serving the buttocks, and Ma Yinglong's leap is quite big.

Google search data shows that 'hemorrhoids' has always been a hot search word in the West.

But why does it feel like Westerners rarely get hemorrhoids?

No one wants to show a bleeding butt in front of others------ even if that person is a doctor! So according to Western statistics, about only one in every 50 hemorrhoids patients will choose to seek medical attention.

And the way they treat it。。。。。。 Ahem, it's quite helpless.

First of all, you have to go to a specialist hospital to make an appointment: this usually takes a few five or seven days, maybe the hemorrhoids will be cured by then. If it's not good by then, then you have to go to the hospital for treatment, generally speaking, it's a 'digital examination', well, it's a rubber glove 'poke', if it's not a big problem?

What if it really bleeds a lot? 'Poke and poke' After the examination, I found that I had to have surgery, then I had to undergo infrared coagulation surgery, which is to hold a thing like a pistol and continue to stick in and poke while doing the operation, that is sour。。。。。。

And the point is that the cost is expensive.

If you have health insurance, the out-of-pocket cost is more than $2,000, and if you don't have insurance, the cost of the treatment is basically five figures. This money is enough to go to Siam for a sex reassignment surgery and a change of ass!

So foreigners who have hemorrhoids for these reasons don't go to the hospital, what can they do to treat them?

Well, their bath therapy is very interesting, which is to find a basin and apply warm water to the buttocks, soak for fifteen minutes at a time, and several times a day depending on the condition。。。。。。

But some people don't accept this method and feel that it is useless! So the 'enhanced version' of bath therapy appeared, that is, 'ice and fire two heavens', first with warm water blisters and then with ice cubes, using the principle of heat-swelling-cold-contraction to promote local blood circulation in the buttocks to achieve the therapeutic effect!

Such a seemingly joking treatment is really a hemorrhoid treatment recommended by Western doctors, which is really speechless.

They even have a special treatment tool: a bidet placed on the toilet, on which a plastic pipe is connected to this rubber air pump, and when you pinch the air pump with your hand, it will spray water against your buttocks。。。。。。

But I'm sorry, it's not an FDA (Food and Drug Administration) approved drug, because it contains 'borneol', they say that borneol will make patients feel cool and misjudge the condition, thus delaying the treatment time, if you are really sick, please go to ------the hospital.

Hospitals also have to make money, don't they?

Of course, foreigners are not stupid, and everyone loves good things. Now Ma Yinglong has become a standing medicine for many Western families!

However, Alexander and Hugh were obviously unprepared for Ma Yinglong, and the two of them felt as if they were sitting on the crater.

When Yang Meng went to see the two of them, he was very happy: both of them were lying on the bed with a desperate face.

"Yang, why didn't you tell me that eating hot pot would have such a result?" Hugh smiled bitterly when he saw Yang Meng.

Yang Meng spread out her hands: "Is this a good physique? You see that Susan has eaten a lot, how can there be such a problem?"

Hugh looked at Susan helplessly: "Honey, why don't you have such a problem?"

As a result, Susan stretched out her hand to Yang Meng: "Take it out!"

Yang Meng was stunned: "What to take out?"

"The medicine I was using at the time! Don't let my husband suffer!" Susan said, "I also had hemorrhoids when I first took it, but it wasn't as serious as yours, and Yang gave me a medicine to apply it directly." ”

Yang Meng scratched his head: "Oh, you wait for me!"

He ran back to his room, what medicine did Susan use when she had hemorrhoids? Yidi's wine! Yang Meng went back to the room and took out two small bottles and poured a little Yidi's wine into them, he handed them to Susan and said, "Pour Hugh on his ass, and I'll make sure he'll be alive in five minutes, Alexander, it's yours!"

Alexander blinked, "Yang, can I ask you for a favor?"

Yang Meng didn't even want to think about it and said directly: "Can't!"

"Do you know what I want you to do me a favor?" asked Alexander.

Yang Meng said: "I'm not interested in men's butts! I'll give you a suggestion, you give Hugh a drop of medicine, Hugh gives you a drop of medicine!"

Hugh and Alexander both had black lines on their faces, while Susan was there snickering.

Yang Meng returned to the room and fed the two little golden eagles there, and within a few minutes, he heard the hearty laughter of Hugh and Alexander, and sure enough, the two walked into the room: "Yang, what kind of medicine are you?

"Are you all right?" Yang Meng asked.

"Hmm!" Alexander nodded, "I swear to God, I've never been so cool!

"That's right!" Hugh also said, "Today I will grab from the beginning to the end with Alexander!"

Yang Meng was stunned: "You're not afraid of hemorrhoids again?"

"You have such a miraculous medicine, what are we afraid of?" Alexander said, "With you we can eat without fear!"

Susan laughed: "Yang Meng, yesterday Hugh was dreaming of 'delicious'! It's the first time I've seen him like this!"

Hugh listened and said, "Yang, for God's sake, sell me this miraculous copper pot! I think I can't live without this food." ”

Yang Meng said after hearing this: "Since you like it so much, I'll send it to you." By the way, I will give you the bottom of the pot, there are different flavors of bases, and you can put the base according to your taste。。。。。。 Well, I'll show you how to make the dip sauce again! You can go back and make your own food. ”

"That's great!" Hugh wasn't polite, "But。。。。。。 Is there such a spicy base?"

Yang Meng looked at his pitiful appearance and couldn't bear to lie to him anymore: "Okay, in fact, the dipping sauce used to eat spicy hot pot should be oiled, so that it doesn't taste so spicy, and the dipping sauce I made yesterday is the dipping sauce for eating clear soup hot pot in the north of our country, if you want to eat chili peppers, you can put chili oil in the dipping sauce, instead of eating it like yesterday." I'll admit that I'm stingy, you made me eat that unpalatable Russian food yesterday, and I just want to take revenge on you. Forget it, I'll teach you how to eat hot pot in a while. There will be many better ways to eat it. ”

"God, it was already delicious like that yesterday, can it be even better?" As a result, the two were not angry because of Yang Meng's prank, but focused on the word 'more delicious'.

"Well, I'll have to learn it well!" Alexander said, "but first we're going to do something else." ”

"What?"

"Go to the sauna!"