"You said that if you divide it evenly, you will divide it evenly?" the old man was reluctant.

"Then there's nothing to say, call the police. Xiao Pingtou immediately took out his mobile phone and said.

"Don't don't, don't!" The old man was probably afraid of things, maybe he knew that he was wrong, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, although he was reluctant, but he still reluctantly said: "Half is half, then you give me the money, and I will give you the lottery ticket." ”

"Look, it's five thousand, give me the ticket. Xiao Pingtou reached out and took out a stack of money from his arms, seeing that he didn't look good, and he wasn't dressed like a famous brand, but he actually carried so much money with him, which was a little surprising.

"Five thousand?" The old man was a little stunned when he saw such money, he might not be able to earn so much money in a year, but he quickly reacted that it was wrong, and shouted: "You just said 30,000, why do you give me 5,000? Bullying the old man has never read a book, right, you want this lottery ticket, give me 15,000!"

"Fifteen thousand, you old man looks honest, I didn't expect my heart to be quite black, I want fifteen thousand when I open my mouth, I want to go crazy for money!" Xiao Pingtou said and was about to hit someone.

The old man hurriedly hid behind Lin Yi and shouted: "You have seen it, young man, he said that he wanted to divide it equally, and I want to fool around with the lottery ticket of 30,000 and give me 5,000, and bully the old man who doesn't know how to count!"

"Fart! Lottery prizes are taxed, do you understand, and whimsically open 30,000 yuan, deducting 20% of the personal income tax, there is only 24,000 left, do you understand?"

"Twenty-four thousand?" The old man was stunned for a moment, thought for a long time, and then shouted: "Then you can't just give me five thousand." Young man, can you help me do the math, how much is half of twenty-four?"

"Ten thousand twelve. Lin Yi said quietly.

"Yes, yes, 12,000. You see, even this young man said 12,000, you little bastard still want to lie to me?" the old man was so angry that his old face turned red.

"Okay, if you want to say that, then you can give me 12,000, and this lottery ticket will be yours, how about it, old man?"

"How can I, a vegetable farmer, have so much money!" Old Chinese couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, looked at Xiao Pingtou and said, "I think you are quite rich." As long as you give me 12,000, the lottery will be yours. ”

"It's a beautiful idea, why do I have to do such a troublesome thing as receiving an award. Let you, an old man, take advantage of it for nothing, and tell you that I only have 5,000 here, and I don't want any more. You just say if you want it!" Xiao Pingtou said in a tough tone.

"Don't. It's enough to suffer a loss if I share it with you, and now 12,000 has become 5,000, I'm really a bluff when I am an old man!" the old man gritted his teeth.

"Okay, I'll call the police, old man, you don't even want to get five thousand!" Xiao Pingtou picked up the phone again.

"You!" The old man was suddenly angry and anxious, and hurriedly stopped: "Okay, old man, I'll take a step back, and I don't want 12,000." As long as you give me 10,000, the lottery will be yours. It's all right, right?"

"I told you, I have a total of 5,000 on me, not a single point more, if you can give me 10,000, I have no opinion! No, as a young man, I am a little more generous, I don't need 10,000, as long as you give me 5,000, this lottery will be yours, how about the old man? You have nothing to say, right?" Xiao Pingtou sneered.

The old man looked a little excited, but he still sneered: "I don't have five thousand!"

"Then what else is there to say, since you can't give me five thousand, then I'll give you five thousand, and the lottery ticket belongs to me, or just call the police, old man, you can choose for yourself!" Xiao Pingtou said as he reached out to grab the lottery ticket.

The old man hurriedly hid behind Lin Yi again, and shouted: "I might as well give it to someone else, young man, as long as you give me five thousand, I will give you this lottery ticket, anyway, no one can be cheap this little rascal!"

"Who do you say little rascal?" Xiao Pingtou suddenly became anxious, and immediately pounced and hit someone, but the old man was extremely agile at this time, dodging left and right around Lin Yi, and the two of them chased me and surrounded Lin Yi in the middle, so that he couldn't get out for a while.

Seeing that there were people beating people here, the pedestrians passing by around him surrounded one after another, Xiao Pingtou saw that the situation was not good, so he stopped, and hurriedly pulled Lin Yi and the old man to the corner alley on the side, and said in a low voice: "Forget it, I will admit that I am unlucky and suffer a loss today, but I don't want to be cheap this old man!

"Yes, yes, I can see that you are a good person, young man, it is better to give you such a good person cheaply than to give him a little rascal, as long as you give me five thousand, the lottery ticket will be yours!" the old man followed.

"Really?" Lin Yi's expression was a little excited and a little hesitant.

"Of course it's true, you give us five thousand each, and you can get twenty-four thousand when you turn around with this lottery ticket, there's no cheaper good thing in the world, right? I just didn't bring that much money, if I brought enough ten thousand, where would I get you for this cheap!"

"But how do I know if this lottery has really won?" Lin Yi's face was still a little vigilant.

"It's not simple, you look at the number and date of this lottery, just check it on your phone, you can still deceive people? Xiao Pingtou found the official website of the Welfare Lottery on his mobile phone, and found the current prize announcement to Lin Yi to see.

Lin Yi leaned over and took a closer look, and then said in a surprised tone: "It's really the third prize of ten notes!"

"Look, this kind of thing can't deceive people at all, buddy, do you want to? If you don't want me, I'll find someone else, take out 10,000 and change hands for 20,000, as long as I shout casually, this cheap is someone to rob, that is, I think you're not bad, buddy, so I let it be given to you." Xiao Pingtou said and took two steps, gesturing to walk out of the alley.

"Young man, I know that you are a good person with solid eyes, so you can take advantage of it, anyway, whoever occupies it is not the one who occupies it, it is better to give it to you, I will see you pleasing to the eye, old man. The old man also persuaded him.

The two of you say a word, one bitter and the other wants to indulge, and finally Lin Yi finally relented, carefully took out the 10,000 yuan from his trouser pocket, divided it into two stacks and handed it to the two of them: "Give me the lottery ticket, you two can count it clearly, five thousand per person, this lottery ticket has nothing to do with you." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, if this little rascal makes trouble and plays a scoundrel, I'll help you testify!" The old man took the money excitedly and nodded again and again. (To be continued......)