Chapter 8 The history of black hanging has a long history
The man who was hit fell to the ground and immediately shouted: "Oops, it hurts me to death, my waist is broken, and my ribs are broken." If you don't pay me hundreds of thousands, we're not done. β
When Lu Yu saw that he had hit someone, he couldn't help but get nervous, and hurriedly turned down the dog to see the injuries of the person who was hit. When I saw that it was a dirty old man who was hit, I thought that it was bad now, and it was not good to be knocked out. Hurriedly asked where it was broken, and touched the place where the old man was holding as he asked.
Before Lu Yu could touch it, the old man shouted again: "It hurts, don't touch it." You have to pay me for my medical expenses and lost work. Hurry up and pay for it, or it's not over. β
Luo Hongyi also rushed over at this time, squatted down and said, "Let me see." Then press it on the old man's wound. The old man tried his best to stop it, but he was pulled aside by Luo Hongyi's hand. After Luo Hongyi pressed several wounds on the old man, he said suspiciously, "It's okay." I didn't break my bones when I touched it, and I didn't even feel like I was bruised. Old man, you're in good health. β
When the old man heard this, he became anxious and shouted, "What are you talking about, you knocked me like this, it's okay?"
Lu Yu knew that he was at a loss, so he asked, "Then what do you say?"
The old man said, "You have to lose money." β
"Money?" Lu Yu and Luo Hongyi said suspiciously: "What is that?" Lujia Village is isolated from the world, it is self-sufficient, and there is basically no place to use money, so there is no concept of money.
The old man took out a few colorful tickets from his pocket and said, "This is it." β
Lu Yu took one and looked at it: "The money you said is paper, we also have it here, I'll get you a few if you want it." But we have a blank sheet of paper, and you don't have any drawings on it. Hey, you're fine enough. We don't have that level of people. β
The old man was depressed now, and he didn't even know what money was, could it be that he had met a wild man? In a blink of an eye, the old man saw the dog next to him and said, "Forget it, you don't have any money, you can take things." I think this dog is good, it's quite big. Just give me this dog. β
Lu Yu looked at his dog and said with a smile: "Old man, if you want this dog, it stands to reason that as long as you say a word, you can give it to you." However, I'm not a real dog, it's a trap dog. I'm afraid you won't be able to use it. β
"Who are you fooling, this looks like a real dog, how can you say it's a machine dog. The old man stopped pretending, got up and walked over to the dog. The dog was also obedient, motionless, and did not even look at the old man's face, but shook his tail gently.
The old man looked around, and the dog was covered in fur, and it didn't look like a fake. When he looked at the dog's back, he saw that there were some handles, buttons, or other mechanisms on it. The old man put his hand on the dog's back and pressed it hard, and found that it was very hard, not as soft as the dog's body, and it seemed to have no temperature. Only then did I believe that this was a trap dog.
The old man complimented, "You dog looks like you." β
"That is, Lu Yu's technique can be said to be the highest in our village. The older generation is also experienced, and if you want to talk about creativity and technology, you have to count him as the best. Luo Hongyi said proudly.
Lu Yu hurriedly waved his hand and said where, but he still couldn't stop laughing on his face. It seems that he is still very proud of his craft.
"Hey, children, you are sitting in a well and watching the sky. The old man sighed and said, "Come on, I don't think you look like rich." There's nothing left to compensate for. Count me unlucky, I was knocked out for nothing. I'm leaving, I'm not going to talk to you. β
"Don't go. Why do you say that we sit in the well and watch the sky? Luo Hongyi was no longer angry.
The old man also lost his temper and shouted, "You juniors are still not convinced, it seems that you don't believe me if I don't get something real from you." β
As he spoke, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket, and then the old man turned on the video option and clicked on one. A voice suddenly appeared on the loudspeaker: "Oba just killed him." The old man hurriedly said that it was not this, and then turned it off. Then I rummaged through it, and said as I flipped it: "Chicken Dance is not, Panama is not, Midnight Bell, why do I still have this, quickly delete it, scared to death." The old man was just about to delete it, but then he looked at the two juniors, smiled, and gave up deleting.
After rummaging for a long time, the old man finally found a video and handed it to the two: "Look, this is it, let you see what the real technology is." β
The two of them came together to watch, only to see the video of boxes with four wheels running on the smooth road, occasionally taking the shape of a human, and from time to time there were metal monster birds flying in the sky, and with the sound of rattle, there were flames everywhere, which was much more spectacular than their own sulfur fire. The two watched the video dumbfounded, and after about three minutes, the video ended, and a few lines appeared at the end, "The Last Knight of Transformers 5, June 23, Transfiguration Departure".
After reading it, Lu Yu still held the mobile phone in his hand for a long time and couldn't put it down, and stammered: "This, this, what are the things inside?"
The old man took the mobile phone from Lu Yu's hand and said, "Be careful, this is from Xiaoqiang's pit, thousands of yuan." Well, I can also see that your village is as isolated as the Peach Blossom Garden, and you don't know anything about the outside world. I advise you, it is not appropriate to go out behind closed doors, and it is not okay to keep in contact with the outside world. β
As soon as the old man finished speaking, he was about to leave, when he suddenly said, "After walking for so long, my stomach is also a little hungry, do you have anything to eat?"
Lu Yu hurriedly said: "Look at us, come, please come to our house for dinner, and by the way, tell us what has become of the development outside." β
The old man excused himself, saying that there was still something to be done. But he couldn't resist the warm invitation of the two, so he followed the two into Lujia Village.
As soon as Lujia Village saw people coming from outside, it was immediately very lively. So he slaughtered chickens and sheep to entertain them. Everyone put the table and food on the square where the food was dried, gathered around the old man, and listened to him tell the story outside while eating.
The old man said that his name was Liu Lao Liu, and he was also the number one person outside. He is a fortune teller outside, and many dignitaries and nobles have asked him for fortune telling, such as what kind of opening is an auspicious day, moving and choosing, buying a house and choosing a house type. He said that he was most proud of the newly built government office in their city, and he was invited to see it when the site was selected.
"Then why did you have time to come to us?" asked the village chief curiously.
"Hey, it's hard to put it into words. I'm wanted from outside right now. β
"Huh?
"That's right. In our Plains City, there was an earthquake a while ago. Aren't all people panicking, and they all come to me to calculate whether there will be aftershocks. But people have misses, horses have stumbled, do you think this earthquake can be counted accurately? I counted the time when there were no aftershocks, and then I was wanted on charges of disturbing public order. β
"Yo, is it possible to tell the fortune and the crime is so big now?" the villagers were surprised.
"Well, it doesn't really matter. Even if I usually squat in the park, I can't count a few hexagrams. It's just to earn some pocket money. But coincidentally, our Si Tianjian has a leader there who doesn't know how to learn. Liu Laoliu spit out a mouthful of phlegm angrily when he said this, and then continued: "You said that predicting the earthquake is their job, and these people can't calculate the rice bags themselves, and then come to me to calculate the hexagram." After that, my prediction was sent out as an official prediction. This doesn't make people panic, and then something happens and they take me to the top of the tank. You said that I received five yuan of fortune telling money, and I recruited whoever provoked whom. β
The crowd laughed. Liu Lao Liu continued: "I can see it, if I don't run, I don't know what to do." So I didn't care, I ran away directly, isn't this also our fate, you see I just ran to you. β
Village Chief Lu said: "Who said no, there is a score in this hexagram, who can guarantee that it is 100% correct." Don't say it, there are also fortune tellers in our village. So as soon as you say that you are a fortune teller, we all feel very cordial. Ha ha. β
"Yo, there are still peers here? This has to be acquainted, you can introduce it. Liu Laoliu was also interested when he heard it.
Village Chief Lu said: "This is too much, one of the two major surnames in our village is surnamed Lu and the other is surnamed Luo. They are the heirs of Vena. But the most distinctive thing is Luo Hongyi, the little girl in red who invited you here. β
"What do you mean to be distinctive?" Liu Lao Liu asked curiously.
"Wouldn't you know if she told you a trigram? You come and tell Grandpa Liu a hexagram. β
Luo Hongyi reluctantly stepped forward. Walking up to Liu Laoliu, he muttered in the innermost: "Kidding me again." I tell you, too, have a temper. Say, what?"
Liu Lao Liu said with a smile: "Don't say anything else, this faction must be a good hexagram master." Then you can count my identity. β
Luo Hongyi said: "Hmph, don't you say that you are a fortune teller, let me do the math." Are you making fun of me, or are you making fun of everyone just now? β
He said it, but he didn't stop it. I saw her take out six copper coins, put them in the palm of her hand and shake them, and muttered in her mouth: "If you don't succeed, you won't take it, if you don't do it, if you don't suspect it, you won't take it." Then he bowed respectfully to the sky, bowed to the ground, and then opened his hands on the table, and six copper coins spread out on the table, forming a hexagram.
Luo Hongyi looked at the hexagram and began to unravel: "Judging from this hexagram, you are an ordinary mortal. Liu Lao Liu heard this sentence with a smile on his face.
Then Luo Hongyi went on to explain: "Therefore, you are not under the control of the human world, you should be a person from the earthly government or the heavenly realm, and you should be a powerful person who is in charge of the party and has a prominent reputation. When Liu Lao Liu heard this, he shouted: "My mother." Then he fell backwards.
Village Chief Lu and others at the same table hurriedly helped Liu Laoliu up and sat down. Liu Lao Liu also trembled and pointed at Luo Hongyi and said, "What does this mean? Doesn't this hexagram say that it is an ordinary mortal? How can it be explained like this?"
Why is Liu Lao Liu so excited? In the book, it is implied that this Liu Lao Liu is really not a mortal, he is really a figure in the immortal class, and his specific identity can be referred to the official history "The First Chaos in History". Can you not be surprised that his identity can be calculated by a mortal?
Village Chief Lu explained: "This girl in red has a characteristic of divination, how to say it, she is not accurate. β
"Not allowed?" Liu Lao Liu became curious.
"How to say it, from another point of view, this girl's fortune telling can also be said to be very accurate. Because he has never had a spiritual hexagram, if you look at her hexagram backwards every time, it is very accurate. Village Chief Lu said with a smile.
Liu Lao Liu was depressed at this time, and said: "So the hexagram shows mortals, I should be a god and ghost? This ordinary person should be in charge? This mortal is too antagonistic, why don't you count me as a monster?"
Luo Hongyi said: "It's okay if you want to admit that you are a monster, at least it means that my hexagram is good." β
Village Chief Lu played a round next to him and said: "Actually, this hexagram, I think it should be like this." Isn't Master Liu a fortune teller, a fortune teller is also called a half-immortal, so he is not a mortal; just now Master Liu doesn't say that he is also famous, so many people are looking for him to tell fortunes, so it corresponds to the ordinary. And they all said so, and they saw it.
Luo Hongyi muttered: "Anyway, I've divined, how to understand that it's your business." Then I went down to chat with Lu Yu.