"This year is a bumper year for the Chinese music scene, and many excellent singers have emerged this year, and we can see that several judges of the Golden Melody Awards are in a very good mood......"

The fat brother mixed into the live broadcast room of the Golden Melody Awards online, and as soon as he came in, he heard such a paragraph, and he was happy when he saw the old faces on the screen, isn't this still the old stuff last year!

The enemy is very red when he meets!

The fat brother didn't think about it and made up a Weibo: "It's not clear whether the Golden Melody Award harvest is good or not, but looking at these faces, they are going to laugh, and it is estimated that the harvest is good!"

The fat brother participated in the Golden Melody Awards last year, and was secretly manipulated, and in a fit of anger, he dropped the trophy on the spot and pulled away a group of fans to open the party, and the people in the circle were not easy to say in person, and they all gave a thumbs up behind their backs to say that they were convinced, so as soon as he posted it on Weibo, netizens immediately remembered last year's stubble.

"Capture the fat brother alive!"

"Fat brother, your daughter-in-law actually let you play with your mobile phone?"

"Can you tell me your story upstairs, I'd love to hear it. ”

"I also said that this year's Golden Melody Awards is really nothing to look at without Fat Brother, I didn't expect Fat Brother to appear in such a way!"

"I'll tell you a joke, the Golden Melody Awards are about strength!"

People who like music, there is always a person who can never be avoided, that is Zhou Ran, even those who hate him have to admit that Zhou Otherwise, almost alone supports half of Chinese pop music.

Therefore, as soon as Fat Brother appeared in the live broadcast room, fans seemed to have found an organization, and followed Fat Brother on the road of no return to complain about the Golden Melody Awards.

Not long after the fat brother's Weibo was released, when the camera swept to the judges of the Golden Melody Awards, careful people would find that the faces of several people were not so bright, and there was even a trace of gritted teeth that were about to be held back......

There is no other reason, Zhou Otherwise, that-stirring stick is here again!

The fat brother can play to his heart's content, because he found that all the people who walked the red carpet were people he didn't know!

His status is different now, so the celebrities he knows are basically some celebrities who have been famous for a long time, and since the Golden Melody Awards were messed with by him once last year, these stars are reluctant to participate in the Golden Melody Awards.

Because if you get the award, you are afraid that people will say that you are operating in the dark, and if you don't get the award, you are worried that you will be operated by others in the dark, so you simply don't go out of sight, so the people who participated in the Golden Melody Awards this year are all newcomers who have just debuted, and they especially like the Golden Melody Awards, which is an award that awards you with a trophy if you give money, and it is still very good to spend some money to buy yourself a "resume".

The first thing to be presented is the Best Newcomer of the Year Award, which has been nominated by Sang Wenbai, Nie Yingyi, and the recent hot Guo Mingzhe...... Congratulations to Guo Mingzhe for winning this year's Best Newcomer Award!

The award presenter on the TV announced the winners enthusiastically and passionately, and there was a burst of applause at the bottom, and everyone sitting at the bottom knew that it was greasy here, he Guo Mingzhe was nothing more than a few stinky money at home, you said he sang well? What kind of bullshit is that singing!

The host of the awards ceremony continued to praise Guo Mingzhe without seeing it: "The winner is Guo Mingzhe's first solo album of the same name, and the whole album has many excellent and beautiful Chinese style songs, which have been popular among fans as soon as they are listed, and fans and netizens call Guo Mingzhe the first Chinese style singer in the Chinese music scene!"

Ordinary fat brother: "I suspect you are fooling us, but I have no proof......"

As soon as the captain of the Tucao team opened his mouth, the formation of the team members below remained quite neat.

"I suspect you're taking us for fools, but I don't have +1 proof"

"I suspect you're taking us for fools, but I don't have any proof +999"

As we all know, the Chinese style was first proposed by Zhou Buran, and now in the classification list of all music, the Chinese style songs that are really recognized by everyone are all Zhou Buran's songs, you suddenly popped out of a Chinese style singer, not to mention, but also the first person, don't you cover your ears and steal the bell, and treat netizens all over the country as fools!

The awards ceremony is indispensable for people who play with mobile phones, these people are participating in the Golden Melody Awards for the first time, and it is normal to want to see the comments of netizens, but the result is who looks at who is embarrassed.

Zhang San quietly handed it to Li Si after reading it, Wang Wu saw it and stuffed the mobile phone from under the chair to Zhao Liu, one pass ten to hundred, and soon most of the people at the award ceremony knew that Zhou Ran took the lead in complaining about the Golden Melody Award on the Internet.

When the host was in the middle of the two awards, the camera was given to the judges in the front row, and the host didn't know what to think, so he began to say that he had worked hard for several judges, although he was old, he was still working hard for the Chinese pop music scene......

Fat brother took a look, didn't you recruit a few elderly judges!

Ordinary fat brother: "It's really not easy for a few judges, I see that many people in their forties and fifties have been insulated from pop music, but these loess are almost buried in the heavenly spirit cover, and their ears are not good, and they can still be judges of pop music, keep up with the trend and even lead Chinese pop music, and they are served!"

As soon as Weibo was released, netizens were simply happy.

"Fat brother, why are you so damaged, Emma is going to laugh at me to death!"

"Is there anyone else buried in the loess to the Tianling Gaina, hahahaha!"

"When the fat brother said this, I felt that the judges in the front row, alas, ......"

"Compared with several judges, my mother is really not enough to watch, the villain judges are dozens of years old, and they can't even appreciate pop music. ”

The judges of the Golden Melody Awards listened to the host praising themselves, and when they were listening energetically, they found that the buzzing discussion in the venue was getting louder and louder, and they glanced back a little dissatisfied, hoping that these ignorant newcomers would be taken by the majesty of the organizing committee and maintain the basic order of the scene.

Unexpectedly, this time, the discussion was not small, but it became louder and louder, accompanied by bursts of laughter.

When the judges just wanted to do something, a staff member bowed down and walked quickly to the side of a few people, and whispered: "Zhou Otherwise, I will lead people to scold our Golden Melody Award desperately on the Internet!"

"Hmph!

"Okay!"

No matter what the Golden Melody Awards say or do, the fat brother can always find a slot, and let netizens follow up convincingly, these unscrupulous netizens don't forget to shout on Weibo.

"Come on, people! Sexy fat brother scolds people online!"

"Come and see the fat brother tell a joke!"

"The first Golden Melody Awards Tucao Conference is in full swing, are you sure you won't come and take a look?"

The fat brother doesn't interact with these netizens anyway, and scolds himself, like an autistic child who is trapped in his own world and can't get out.

Moderator: "The winner of this year's Best MV award is...... Yonkohei!The MV used a robot for the first time to dance, which was the first in the world, so ......"

Ordinary fat brother: "How miserable is this Mi Ziping, no one wants to dance with him?"

Host: "The finalists for this year's best female singer are Ru Wei, Angel, Sun Lei, ......"

Ordinary fat brother: "Angel, angel, isn't the angel and black and white impermanence all the business that takes away people's lives! Why doesn't she name her black and white impermanence?"

The female singer named Angel got her wish and won the award, and when a friend next to her handed her a mobile phone, she cried at a glance, and she didn't know what she was so excited to see.

However, the atmosphere at the award ceremony is getting more and more weird, only a few awards have been awarded, and some people are already quietly leaving, knowing that they are going to go up to get the award, they will take the opportunity to pee away, or let others help them come to the stage to receive the award, anyway, they just don't want to show their faces.

They are really afraid of being scolded on the Internet by Zhou......

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