Chapter 124 It's not that I don't laugh, but I will fall off when I laugh

Raven said: "Who said no, the ancient people were not stupider than us, and even many things were still very advanced. At least a lot of the concise language is rich in life philosophy. Speaking of language refinement, I remember, you still have to translate the art of war into ancient Chinese. ”

"I forgot about it, how do I translate it, no. Only then did Qi Binxuan realize that he had underestimated the difficulty of writing a military book.

"What's so hard about that. Raven pointed to a sentence he had written earlier about how to deal with loyal ministers: "Let us say this, 'The powerful and traitorous ministers of the enemy country should be courted and even make a little more effort, so that he can purge for us those who are loyal and capable.' Let me think about how to translate it. ”

Raven thought for a moment, and said, "Yes, it can be translated as 'the traitor of the enemy nation, who wants to show favor and make him rid of his loyal author for me.'" Then the raven shook his head and said, "It seems that there is still something missing, and it needs to be slightly revised, but it can barely be used for the time being." ”

Qi Binxuan already felt that one or two were too big, and it was okay to organize the language a little, write a note or something, and write a military book in classical Chinese, this job really didn't seem to be something he could follow.

The raven watched Qi Binxuan fall into deep thought, pondered for a moment, and said, "Seeing that you are so embarrassed, I can help you write it." ”

Qi Binxuan was overjoyed when he heard this, and then said embarrassedly: "This is not very good, you still have to write your novel, doesn't this delay your work?"

Raven waved his hand and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm writing fast, and I still have a lot of manuscripts, many, many manuscripts." ”

When Qi Binxuan heard this, he accepted the crow's kindness.

In the evening, when I returned home, the raven looked at the empty manuscript, and wanted to slap myself twice, Qi Binxuan is you, in order to help him, you don't even care about your own novels. Forget it, it won't cost much, just ask the editor in charge and the readers for a leave.

After that, Raven contacted the editor in charge, saying that he had some things to deal with recently and needed to take a month's vacation. Then, I wrote a leave note at the end of the novel, asking the readers for a short long vacation.

The raven sighed that for the sake of his friends, he could be regarded as benevolent and righteous.

During the day, the raven took a laptop and sat in the corner of the Maker Tea House, typing silently, and from time to time while consulting materials and books, he looked up at Qi Binxuan, who was also immersed in the art of war, and then immediately lowered his head and continued to revise and sort out.

At night, the raven returned home, after a busy day, fell asleep on the bed, I don't know if there are too many soldiers, there is always a scene of ancient soldiers fighting and killing in dreams. Sometimes I dreamed that I had become a female general, in order to rescue the captured Qi Binxuan in the enemy camp to fight, but I met the other party's main general, and when I saw that person, it turned out to be Shen Jingyuan, and the deputy next to him was Feng Siyu, and then a spirit woke up in fright.

Raven got up in the morning, looked in the mirror, and muttered in a low voice while applying light makeup, "I'm here to help a friend, I'm here to help a friend." "It seems to be firming up in my beliefs.

Occasionally, she went shopping and ate with Shen Jingyuan and them, and when asked about Qi Binxuan's progress, the raven also replied cautiously, for fear that they would see their abnormality. For Shen Jingyuan's thanks, Raven was also embarrassed to accept it.

On this day, ravens were still editing military books in the middle corner of the tea house. At noon, the inspiration was strong, and I didn't go home for dinner, so I ordered a takeout at the tea house.

Sun Mu took the list and came to the tea house, and when he handed the takeaway to the raven, he saw the text in his computer and asked casually: "Are you writing a thesis?

Seeing that Sun Mu often came to the tea house, the raven knew that it was Qi Binxuan's classmate, but he didn't say much, just nodded and agreed with the statement of the "paper".

Sun Mu said familiarly: "I've often seen you sitting here lately, is this paper so difficult to write?

Raven said casually: "Classical Chinese, of course it is not easy to write. ”

Sun Mu said: "What's this, we have an artifact." ”

Raven was a little curious and asked, "What artifact do you have?"

Sun Mu stepped forward and said mysteriously: "Let me tell you, I have made up a program before, which can translate modern Chinese into classical Chinese, although some sentences need to be modified, but they can still be used." ”

The raven became interested and said, "Really, let me try it?"

Sun Mu said: "That's not good, I have intellectual property rights, although the application was rejected, but this is also my invention, isn't it? ”

Raven thought for a moment and said, "Then can I pay a hundred yuan to buy a right to use?"

Sun Muxi said with a smile: "Of course that's no problem." ”

After that, Sun Mu logged in to his own network disk, then downloaded a self-made mini-game, entered a line of registration codes that looked like garbled characters, and then said to the raven: "Okay, you try it." ”

Raven typed in a passage he had written earlier.

"When dealing with the enemy, you do not use your own hands, but use the power of a third person to attack the enemy in order to preserve your own strength, or skillfully use the enemy's internal contradictions to make them kill each other, so as to achieve the goal of killing the enemy. ”

Later, the software was translated as "when the enemy is treated, he will not send it himself, and he will use the power of the three to strike to save his strength, or he will make the enemy fight against him, so that the thief will be killed by the dead." ”

Raven looked at it and said, "It barely works, but it still needs to be changed." ”

Sun Mu said: "That's for sure, foreign language translations have to be manually revised by themselves, let alone classical Chinese." It's worth the money, isn't it?"

Only then did the raven realize that he hadn't paid yet, so he took out his mobile phone and transferred a hundred to Sun Mu, saying, "Don't worry, I won't lie to your software." But you can't tell anyone, especially the people in the store. ”

Sun Mu thought that the raven was worried that this matter would affect her image in the minds of the people around her, so she agreed and said, "Don't worry, my mouth is the tightest." I remember the five-star review, and I went to deliver takeaways. ”

The raven glanced at Qi Binxuan's direction and thought to himself, this time the speed could be sped up by another step. But it seems that this software is worth more than that. Well, it seems that I can try to translate the novel into classical Chinese, and write a novel full of classical Chinese, I believe it will definitely be able to cause a sensation in the online literary world. Well, I'll try it after I'm done writing a military book and a novel that I've serialized.

After a lot of hard work, Raven finally wrote "Qi's Art of War" and "Qi's New Interpretation of the Art of War" with modern people's insights.

When Raven handed over the e-book manuscripts of these two books to Qi Binxuan, Qi Binxuan thanked him again and again, took out a card from his pocket of his clothes, and said, "It's been a hard time for you these days. I found out that your novel was interrupted, and I was very upset. There are 100,000 yuan in this card, which is a little bit of my mind to make up for your loss. I know it's not much compared to the amount of money you make from writing a novel, but I hope you don't make it too little. ”

When the raven heard this, the smile on his face froze, and he took the card casually and said, "How can it be too little." There is a remuneration of 100,000 yuan for just a few hundred thousand words, which is already a good treatment. Okay, it's finally done, and it's time for me to go back and get some rest. ”

With that, the raven turned and walked away.

Luo Hongyi watched from the side and said to Qi Binxuan: "Little boss, it's not appropriate for you to send this card." Raven helps you because he treats you as a friend. You've given away this card, so it's a business. ”

Qi Binxuan sighed and said, "I just don't want to owe too much favor." ”

However, the next day, Raven took her notebook to the tea house again.

Qi Binxuan asked strangely, "Raven God, haven't you already finished writing it for me?"

"I've found that I'm in really good shape to write here, and I'm free of charge for water, electricity, snacks, and carvin, and I can find some inspiration here, and there aren't many places to go like this. What's the matter, Boss Qi won't be unwelcome, right?"

Qi Binxuan thought to himself that this was not sarcastic for me to cross the river and tear down the bridge, so he smiled curtly: "How could it be? Didn't I say it, your face is a VIP card, when you want to come, you are welcome at any time." ”

In this way, the raven came to the tea house every day to sit for a while, drinking tea and writing novels. It's just that when facing Qi Binxuan, he often has a cold face.

Qi Binxuan has also been very bored recently, he finally got a book number of "Qi's New Interpretation of the Art of War", and then contacted the publishing house and published 200,000 copies. But the sales are very bad, and there are very few buyers.

After Luo Hongyi cleaned the tea house, he asked the raven: "Raven, you don't seem to be smiling much lately." Is there something upsetting about it?"

The raven thought to himself, I was not happy when I saw your boss Qi Binxuan, but he said: "It's not that I don't laugh, I will fall off when I smile." ”

When Luo Hongyi heard this, he smiled and said, "Don't be funny, I don't see that you don't have much powder on your face, what are you afraid of." ”

Raven flickered: "When I say powder, I don't mean the powder on my face, but my fans." ”

"Fans?"

"Yes, didn't I stop updating some time ago, readers are very dissatisfied, and the number of fans has declined. So I'm going to try to keep a straight face and maintain the number of followers now. ”

Luo Hongyi chuckled when she heard this: "Raven, don't lie to me, I'm not a three-year-old child." ”

Raven said with a little surprise: "I thought that you, as a descendant of Luo's, would have a good sense of agreement with this. This is a kind of metaphysics, which is widely circulated in the circle of great god writers. ”

"Really?"

"Of course. As he spoke, Raven took out his mobile phone, found out a few photos of the author and said, "Look at it, these are the photos of the great god at the party. The uglier the face, the more fans there will be. ”

Luo Hongyi flipped through a few photos, pointed to one of them and asked, "What about this, why are you smiling so happily?"

The raven glanced at it and said casually, "He's not a great god, his last book just hit the street." ”

Qi Binxuan listened to it at the counter, and felt that he had grasped the point, so he couldn't laugh. Although it sounds a little fantasy, isn't Luo Hongyi the biggest fantasy? Try it yourself and see if the sales of "Qi's New Interpretation of the Art of War" can increase a little.

So Qi Binxuan took out his mobile phone, adjusted it to selfie mode, and then saw how to put on his face, whether it was better to frown or cry with a sad face.

At this time, a tea guest came in and said, "Boss, come to the pot-" Before he finished speaking, he saw Qi Binxuan's hideous face, and changed his words: "Forget it, I won't drink it today." After saying that, he turned around and ran.

Qi Binxuan kept a frown, and didn't react for a long time, what's wrong with this tea guest? You didn't mean to play tricks on me, did you?