The Dongqi Street police station ushered in the people they least wanted to see. Last time, this person came to the police station to do chickens and dogs, and many people were punished for his affairs and ate melons. Why is this living ancestor here again?

Yang Meng went to the police station for no reason------ he wanted to follow to make a record.

After receiving the report, the police of 110 took the couple who beat the hoopoe, the hoopoe, Yang Meng and the head of the hospital's security department to the nearby police station for investigation. And where is the nearby police station? Of course, it's the Dongqi Street police station!

The policemen of the Dongqi Street Police Station saw Yang Meng's expression as if they had seen a plague god, and because of this, they hated the troublemaking couple so much that they hated the root of their teeth: What are you doing with this master?

Yang Meng sat in the police station and made a record of the road, and the process was smooth.

After all, the man just kicked it, and it didn't constitute a minor injury, so it was just a public security case. After a few days of detention, education and education will be fine.

But having said that, isn't the fact that my daughter-in-law has a rotten nose disease to add to the blockage?

Yang Meng and others can be regarded as having opened their eyes in the police station: these two people have developed from moving their mouths to doing their hands, and the husband's five big and three rough men let his daughter-in-law chase after the police station up and down, you said that his daughter-in-law is obviously pregnant, but it really doesn't look like that. In the end, the three policemen controlled the woman, and they all scratched her body one by one.

But who got the family pregnant? A few policemen were more polite. As a result, the woman probably figured this out, and became even more arrogant inside.

Gotta detain it.

Locked directly to the interrogation chair.

It is said that every police station has a locked interrogation chair, and this thing is like magic, no matter how horizontal the person is, he will be honest immediately when he sits on it. The woman locked the interrogation chair for an instant, and then changed from the female man just now to a little woman with an aggrieved face, crying called a pear blossom with rain.

But it's useless to cry, the public security detention for five days will be fined five hundred, this is still for the sake of her big belly, otherwise at least ten days!

These things have nothing to do with Yang Meng and them, they can't stand the excitement anymore: the police station has already sent off guests!

"I said Director Yang, why do you have such an expression?" asked Hoopoe as he walked out of the police station looking at Yang Meng's expression.

Yang Meng sighed and said, "Today is considered to have received a shocking education in it!"

Hoopoe was stunned: "You mean what you heard in it just now?"

Yang Meng nodded: "How can you say this person is so shameless?"

Hoopoe sighed and said, "I'm also convinced!

Just now, the two heard the two quarreling, and the content was more shocking than the other.

"If it weren't for your honesty, how could I marry you?"

"I'd rather cuckold you than leave you, doesn't that mean I love you?"

"How do I know who transmitted this disease to me? Maybe it's you! What? I'm the only woman in your life?"

"Who are you going to? I don't even know who infected it!"

"If you are not at home all day, and after marriage, you are not considerate enough to me, you don't care enough about me, and you don't understand me, can't I find someone who understands me, cares about me, and cares about me? Whether or not you cheat depends entirely on your attitude towards me, and the problem is not me! Can you blame me for such a thing?"

"I don't

It's called cheating! I'm for love!"

Yang Meng thought for a while: "I said hoopoe, if it is a man cheating, then he is a scumbag no matter what the reason, right?"

Hoopoe nodded: "Then it goes without saying, the difference between men and women is fixed by God, but it is meaningless to use 'different' as a double standard." I used to have a girlfriend。。。。。。 ”

"Wait, do you still have a girlfriend?" Yang Meng interrupted Hopoe's words: "I thought that you and Di Wei couldn't find a girlfriend to spend everywhere." ”

Hoopoe's face was black: "Director Yang, can you listen to me?"

Yang Meng smiled: "What is Director Yang, just call me Yang Meng." You say yours. ”

Hoopoe shook his head: "It's really not easy to call you this name, you say I'm older than you, call you Xiao Yang, right? You are Di Wei's master, call you Brother Yang? This is the other way around, forget it, let's call you Director Yang。。。。。。 Oh, I used to have a girlfriend who talked to me every day about what kind of clothes brand lipstick celebrity idol, how can I know this every day in the hospital? So when she sees people, she says I'm a straight man of steel, so I'll talk to him about what I like, right? I talked to him about football, I talked to him about cars, but she didn't understand, and I turned around and said that I was a straight man of steel, and because of this, people went to find her own romance to find a man who understood her. ”

"Did she find it?" asked Yang Meng curiously.

"I found it, and then I broke it up again, and one night it was raining heavily, and she called me crying, saying that she went to her boyfriend's house and saw her boyfriend sleeping in bed with a woman, so she ran out in the rain, but she didn't know who to call, so she called me. Hoopoe said.

Yang Meng snorted coldly: "She's still looking for you, where is her face?"

Hopoe said, "I was also very uncomfortable when I heard it, let her tell me where she was, and then let her wait for me there." ”

Yang Meng looked disgusted after hearing this: "Damn, it's a shame!"

Hopoe grinned: "Then I will turn off the phone and go to sleep, and I have to go to work the next day!"

"Poof. Yang Meng smiled and stretched out his thumb: "But don't laugh at others, we are all fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, none of them are good things, the only difference is that we are not married yet." However, what you just said is right, the difference between men and women is certain, don't turn the difference into a double standard. One of my buddies is named Zhang Cuijian, and he often goes to Spain. One of the things he told me was that Barcelona had passed a law that allowed bare upper body swimming in public pools, and that it would be sexist to force women to swim in top suits. When do you think our country will be like this? I would like to see which woman is bare-chested!"

After hearing this, Hopoe said, "I don't look at it bare-chested!" I sometimes go to help take CT scans, and you know that you can't have metal when you shoot them, so you have to be bare-chested. You said that the old man came and took it off cleanly, and when he met a woman, it was grinding and chirping, and the time to shoot a film was enough for me to shoot five or six people! You said that I could watch hundreds a day, and I could still care about her pair?"

"You can't say that. Yang Meng said: "You see a lot every day, but the girls don't let so many people see it! This is the standard difference between men and women! It's not interesting to say this, my father taught me that the inferior people rely on people to step on people, and the superior people rely on people to support people, let's not be that inferior people, how about it, smoke?" Yang Meng took out a cigarette and handed it to the hoopoe.

Hoopoe shook his head: "No, no, I don't understand anyway, you."

Isn't it better to live a good life than anything else? Do you know why I broke up with my ex-girlfriend at the time?"

"Why?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

Hopoe sighed and said: "At that time, there was a movie called "Titanic", she took me to watch it more than ten times in one breath, not to say that it was romantic, you said that the woman was engaged to someone else and had a bang with the opposite sex, what is this? I don't understand why I was moved to tears when I watched her, but I still had to accompany her to watch it, and I remembered every line clearly! As a result, one day I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked her: I said what would happen if the men and women in this film were reversed? It's just that the poor woman seduces the rich engaged man, and then the woman dies for love, and the man lives, what is the result?"

Yang Meng was happy: "I don't know how the box office is, but this movie will definitely make people scold Xiang!"

"As a result, for this reason, she said that I was an irretrievable straight man of steel, and she broke up with me like that. Hoopoe Yoyo said:

"Hahahahaha. Yang Meng patted the hoopoe: "If you divide it like this, you will divide it." Actually, you just said that I also remembered something similar to the movie, some time ago I went to the airport and saw a star get off the plane, and the fans at the scene called him 'husband' there, what if you said that if a female star came and I shouted 'wife'?"

"It is estimated that you will be held in a detention center for a few days, which is verbal harassment. Hopoe said: "Later, the boyfriend she found was AA for both of them." Not when I was with me!"

Yang Meng grinned: "It turns out that I found a foreigner!"

"How do you know?"

Yang Meng said: "Isn't this nonsense! In our country, women propose the AA system to be independent, and men propose the AA system, which is to pick the door, and she must eat with you as a matter of course, and you pay for it." Of course, except for foreigners here, if foreigners and men propose the AA system, it is an advanced way of life. Some women would rather AA with foreigners than eat the meals invited by Han men. You've just come across such one!"

When the two of them were still chatting at the door of the police station, a car suddenly stopped in front of them: "Master, you are quite leisurely!"

"Ah, have you finished the operation? I wanted to see you just now, but you ended up in the operating room!"

Pan Peiyu got off the lane: "Master, I've convinced you, if you don't come to the hospital, you will have to make a big move!"

Yang Meng pointed at the hoopoe: "Don't blame me this time, it's the hoopoe that made me beat me and can't see it! This is not a big move, is it? Both of them are detained! Let me tell you, my door was opened just now。。。。。。 ”

As a result, Pan Peiyu said: "That's not what I said!"

"What's that?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Pan Peiyu said: "A little girl named Liu Yun in the special care ward woke up, but as soon as she woke up, all the experts of the Seven Doctors came! The hospital is lively now! Di Wei is smart, let me inform you not to go back to the hospital." ”

Yang Meng slapped his forehead: "Damn." You forgot to tell them to keep it a secret! You're just in time to drive me home!"

"Huh, you didn't drive?" asked Pan Peiyu, puzzled.

"Don't mention it, I hit someone today, and I have to change the rear of the car!"

“。。。。。。 Master, it's only been a few days since you bought this car!"