"Just now it was mentioned in the VCR that you usually like jokes, but few male guests will take this as a hobby, why don't you tell you two now?"

Meng Guangtou was uneasy and kind, Zhou Xiao said that he was very tired, and he had to have a smile on his face, and after thinking about it for a while, there was.

"Then I'm here!"

"Come on, do you want props?"

"No, no, no. ”

Zhou Xiao took a few steps back and stood still on the stage.

"Yesterday I went shopping, and a muscular man came to me, wearing a vest, estimated to be my age and a half, and I felt a little stunned, so I gave way to the side, but I didn't think about it, he walked directly in front of me and didn't move.

I thought in my heart, I didn't know him, and just wanted to turn around, the other party spoke.

The attitude is very good, with a smile on his face.

Hello, I'm the coach of the gym upstairs, and I handed over a business card. ”

Zhou Xiao played two roles, and he also brought an expression, although he hadn't reached the point of laughter yet, at a glance, the corners of the audience's mouths were raised, which gave confidence.

Immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and in order to hide the fear in his heart just now, he held up his business card and read it out: Zhang Dongya, the health terminator. The last few words accentuate the tone.

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xiao touched his head and made a surprised expression.

The other party was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me: Sir, my name is Zhang Dong......"

The audience was quiet...

"I'm sorry!" When Zhou Xiao bent down to apologize, he broke out into laughter, because it was too cramped, and the whole atmosphere was very weird.

"Ahh

"Why don't I have another one!" Zhou Xiao knows the process, if the effect is not good, just edit it, it's not a big deal.

"Okay, come on. It is estimated that Meng Fei didn't think of any lines for the time being, so he gave another chance, and he really burst into laughter just now, although it wasn't because of his joke, but the effect was still achieved.

Zhou Xiao cleared his throat: "During the war, someone was giving a speech, and many people gathered in the audience, which was called a crowd of emotions.

The Empire intends to invade us!

Yes!

Enslave us!

Be!

They're going to divide our land!

Be... Hey, why are they sharing our sweet potatoes???"

The audience was quiet again.

"I'm sorry!"

"Poofhahahaha!"

Meng Fei couldn't help laughing, the two teachers laughed, the 24 young ladies trembled with laughter, and the audience at the scene gave enthusiastic cheers.

Zhou Xiao scratched his head, eh, so whether he likes it or not.

"I understand, his jokes, you have to taste them carefully, it's actually quite funny, but you won't be confused when you hear it. Huang Lei finally eased up: "But the remedy is very good, the apology is very sincere, and there is a contrast, so everyone laughs." ”

Meng Fei nodded: "No. 7, what do you think of the jokes about the male guests?"

This is a girl with a double ponytail: "I think it's funny, young people like such cold jokes, but after listening to it, they are speechless, and then laugh." ”

"Eleven, what do you think?"

"Great!" she snapped two thumbs up.

"Twenty-one. ”

"I want to ask Zhou Xiao, aren't you about to graduate from college, so what are you going to do then?"

"My major is photography, and I'm already in the internship stage, so if nothing else, I'll stay at Jiangsu TV all the time. ”

"Zhou Xiao, you said that your biggest wish is to build a house for your parents, I am deeply moved, so what will you do if your girlfriend or wife doesn't like to live with your parents in the future?"

Meng Fei smiled: "This question is good, please answer." ”

"I didn't really think about it. Zhou Xiao was a little embarrassed, and many sisters in the audience couldn't help but cry.

Yue'e is one of the hundreds of viewers, 28 years old, OL, unmarried, has always liked to watch "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", today and another sister finally got tickets to watch live, but I didn't expect it to be far less interesting than TV, not to mention the long time, what the hell are the first few male guests.

Until Zhou Xiao came to the stage, he suddenly felt that his eyes lit up, this sunny and handsome big boy was eye-catching, and he was very shy, especially when he apologized immediately after telling the joke, he couldn't wait to hold him in his arms and love him well, and the previous unhappiness was swept away because of him.

"I've never been in love, and it's not time to talk about marriage, but I think everything can be discussed, and there will always be a way to be happy, right? ”

"Then what do you think is your biggest shortcoming?" The female guests took the initiative to ask questions without waiting for Meng Fei to be named.

"Uh... My classmates said that I didn't fit in well, and they often went to the movies, KTV, etc., but I didn't participate. Zhou Xiao replied.

"Why don't you go, shouldn't young people be full of energy and mingle with their friends?" Although Meng Fei knew the result, he still asked.

"Because since my sophomore year, I have been working part-time, and I usually don't have much time, the most important thing is that the economy does not allow it, and it costs at least dozens of yuan to go out, and it costs 1-2 hundred to sing and eat, which is enough for me to eat for a week. ”

By the way, it is also mentioned in the VCR that since Zhou Xiao's sophomore year, he has even saved his own tuition fees and has not spent a penny of his family. ”

"Papa!" was now spontaneously applauding from the audience, and quite a few people were nodding.

"Actually, it's not that I'm poor, my hometown is an ordinary rural area, I just think it's not easy for my parents to make money, so I have the ability, so..."

Before he could finish speaking, there was even greater applause.

"This lad is really good. Huang Lei couldn't help but sigh.

On the other hand, because Zhou Xiao has already said that he has not talked about his girlfriend yet, the emotional experience is directly skipped and it is time for a friend to visit.

As soon as people appeared on the big screen, the audience was laughing, because it was none other than Meng Fei standing on the stage.

"Zhou Xiao is a good person, young, and motivated, when recording the scene, in addition to the work of the camera crew, if other people have something, they will take the initiative to help, especially the female guests..."

Huh?!

didn't wait for Zhou Xiao to react, the camera flickered and turned into Huang Lei.

"It's a really small guy, he's handsome and handsome, but, remind everyone, according to my observation, his popularity is very good, and the young lady and female guests in the staff have a good relationship with him, so be careful. ”

After another flash, program director Zhu Jianjun appeared.

"Xiao Zhou has been here for three months, my learning ability surprised me, obviously he has laid a good foundation in school, after coming over, he quickly got started, and he is very down-to-earth, kind, and very polite to everyone, and secretly tell you that he sings really well. ”

"Explain. After watching the VCR, Meng Fei spoke: "This is the director of the show just now, and he is also a leader who knows Zhou Xiao relatively well, since he is highly recommending that you sing well, or..."

"Oh," the audience was heckling.

Zhou Xiao was prepared before he took the stage, and he was not ambiguous, and after picking up the water under his feet and drinking two sips, he raised the microphone.

"Love when you die

Not dripping to the fullest, not pleasant

How deep the feelings are, only that

is enough to confess

Love when you die

Don't cry until you smile and don't feel happy

The Cosmic Destruction is still there."

The sudden burst of high notes made everyone speechless in surprise, everyone knows how difficult it is to sing the song "Love When You Die", but Zhou Xiao in front of him seems to go up very easily, the voice without accompaniment is high-pitched and loud, refreshing into the ears and into the heart, which is shocking.

Meng Fei was also extremely surprised, and after waiting for the applause to subside, he spoke: "The director said that he sang well, I thought it was polite, it seems that the word good is no longer enough to describe." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare..."Zhou Xiao returned to a somewhat shy state, as if it was another person who was singing loudly just now.

"Wait!" Meng Fei suddenly stopped talking, and pointed to the location of the female guest, and the audience and Huang Lei turned their heads.

"What did I see? All 24 lights were on, which had not been seen in "Do Not Disturb" in five years. Meng Fei was very excited: "The most remembered time should be 17, Zhou Xiao created history, and now... The power is reversed, you have to go over and extinguish 22 lights!"

Zhou Xiao: ???

How is it different from what I said, what should I do?