June 8,

This is the last day of the college entrance examination.

Xu Mang absorbed the lessons of yesterday, and made an anonymous report to the black-hearted asphalt fritter shop, the content of the report was written in a somewhat shocking way, he was a college entrance examination student, and he ate the fried fritters, and as a result, he had crazy diarrhea during the college entrance examination, which seriously affected the performance of the exam, and if no measures were taken, the content would be published on Weibo.

soon

The asphalt fritter shop was shut down overnight.

That's true!

Breakfast is McDonald's hamburger, hash browns, soy milk and some things, Xu Mang hates Western-style breakfast, mainly too fancy, eat and can't eat enough, how can there be a Chinese breakfast to be refreshing, a big bowl of white porridge with some pickles, plus a fritters, fritters... Well... Get lost!

Three mouthfuls of a hamburger, two mouthfuls of a hash brown, Xu Mang is still in a state of hunger, but now it is too late to buy it, and the army of candidates has surrounded this McDonald's.

"Li Hua!"

"Here!"

Xu Mang, a representative of the thief's eyebrows and rat's eyes, found Li Hua in the vast crowd, and when he saw him holding breakfast with a confused look, he hurriedly beckoned to him.

Discover Xu Mang,

and also found that he and Yang Xiaoman occupied a four-person table, and couldn't help but go there.

"Oops!"

"Can you eat so much?" Xu Mang saw two hamburgers, three potato cakes, and two small fritters on Li Hua's plate, reached out to grab a potato cake, and didn't forget to say: "Looking at your body, you know that you will definitely waste food, it's okay... I'll help you with a little bit of the burden. ”

“...”

“...”

I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness.

Li Hua himself has a good appetite, so he simply bought a little more, who knew that in the end it was cheaper for Xu Mang, there was no way... Who asked him and Yang Xiaoman to come early and occupied the table.

At last

Xu Mang ate Li Hua's potato cake and a half, a fried dough stick, and a slice of meat in the hamburger.

Right now...

Finally full!

"Xu Mang?" Li Hua smiled bitterly: "You can eat me, you don't even let go of tissues, are you human?"

"Didn't I leave you one?" Xu said.

"Yes!"

"You left me one. Li Hua picked up a so-called tissue with a dark face, and roared in pain: "What does it mean that there is only one layer?"

At last

Yang Xiaoman couldn't stand it, so he took out a tissue from his bag and handed it to Li Hua, which made Li Hua even more devastated, good guy... You two are a co-op bully, and you obviously have tissues yourself, but you like to plunder from others.

Also

It's not a family, it's not a door.

Both guys are robbers at heart!

"Li Hua?"

"How did you do in math?" asked Xu Mang with a grin.

"Math aside, we're still friends. Li Hua said helplessly: "Naturally, it was a fiasco, but it doesn't matter, the score will be low, because all of them are very poor." ”

"Oh..."

"Condolences change. Xu Mang sighed: "Where are you going to read?"

"PBC Vocational and Technical College. Li Hua said: "It's very good there, I plan to volunteer to fill in there." ”

If Xu Mang hadn't done his homework in advance, he might have been deceived by Li Hua, a top student wants to go to a vocational and technical college, either he has a hole in his brain or some nerve problems.

"You are pretending..."Xu Mang smiled: "I almost alarmed the United Nations." ”

"Kidding you. ”

"Jingcheng University of Science and Technology. Li Hua smiled: "You should be able to go in, right... What about you?"

"The magic capital is Fudan. ”

"You don't want to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University?" Li Hua asked, although Fudan is the third in China in terms of QS ranking and Times ranking, but Tsinghua Peking University is more famous.

Xu Mang smiled and said silently: "The air is too bad, and the lungs are not good." ”

Oops!

You're the epitome of pretending!

Li Hua smiled bitterly again and again, talking about pretending to be forced, Xu Mang was dead.

In the morning, it was Wen Zong,

Xu Mang came to the classroom and began to wait for the exam, compared with the mental state of the students yesterday, they were a little haggard at this moment, it seemed that Lao Teng's paper gave them a great psychological shadow, and it was estimated that it would linger for a while.

Exam starts,

Xu Mang took a cursory look.

"System, how much is the full score exchange worth?"

The hints given by the system are all skill points.

That means that you can achieve a full score by relying on your own knowledge reserves.

afterwards

Xu Mang began to answer the questions seriously, and wrote sonorously and forcefully.

Written and written,

Xu Mang began to feel sleepy, and there was no way... Touching the scene again, people are emotional, every time they come to the same but special environment, they will let their hearts begin to overflow with emotions, of course, Xu Mang's flooding is not emotions, but sleepiness.

Turn on the beast mode,

Twenty-one minutes and eight seconds.

After Xu Mang answered all this, he began to fall asleep.

Zzzz...

“...”

“...”

The two invigilators looked at Xu Mang, good guy... This is the rhythm of the plan to score zero points!

Invigilator A sneaked up to Xu Mang's side and glanced at his scroll, which almost entered the inpatient department of the hospital, all he saw was a scroll full of answers, and the handwriting was so beautiful that he could be called a master.

This...

That's too fast, isn't it?

How many years have you been single?

Invigilator A glanced at Xu Mang, who was asleep, and then at the students who were struggling to lift their pens in the examination room, and they all said that they were competing in the same field... But Xu Mang, this guy is slaughtering in the novice village with a full-level number, how can he compete?

"What's the situation?"

"Is it for nothing?" asked Proctor B.

"Don't mention it. ”

"Unilateral slaughter. Invigilator A smiled bitterly: "I took a cursory look, this guy is ready to be superb." ”

Then

The relevant leaders of the municipal education department came to inspect, just passing by the classroom where Xu Mang was, and he was so good that he was not dead, Xu Mang's position was in a conspicuous place, no matter from which angle, no matter how tricky this angle was, he could see Xu Mang at a glance.

The person in charge of the accompanying test center noticed Xu Mang's situation, and was nervous in his heart, how could such a thing happen?

It's over!

It's going to be notified of criticism.

The relevant leaders glanced at Xu Mang, didn't say anything, and went directly to the next classroom.

Expressionless,

It's hard to catch a cloudy day,

When the person in charge saw the leader's expression at this time, he could understand that he was going to be finished, and he said that a companion is like a tiger, which makes sense.

"Leader!"

"I was negligent at work. The person in charge said ashamedly: "I did not supervise the students' exams. ”

"Huh?"

"What's wrong with you?" the leader was curious, showing a strange expression: "Isn't it all good." ”

Hearing the leader's words, the person in charge was stunned for a moment, thinking that this was a test for himself, and hurriedly explained: "Just now... The student was asleep just now..."

"Oh. ”

"You mean Xu Mang?" The leader smiled: "Just let him sleep, you can't control it." ”

Yes?

And such a thing?

Wait a minute

Xu Mang?

The name is somewhat familiar.

The person in charge quickly remembered who this person named Xu Mang was, not to mention... I really can't control it!

The end of the exam,

The confused Xu Mang found Yang Xiaoman, and then ate lunch in a daze, because the last exam started at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the two went to a nearby hotel to open a room like yesterday.

"I'm sorry..."

"There is no room left. ”

The reality is cruel, the two can only rest in the car, but within ten seconds, the two left the car again, it was too hot... There is no air conditioning.

"Garbage truck!"

"I'll install an air conditioner for my wife as soon as the college entrance examination is over!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he kicked the wheel hub angrily and said: "If there is no air conditioning next time I take the car, believe it or not, I smashed the car?"

"Don't!"

"This car really can't be air-conditioned. Xu Mang said helplessly: "Or... How about I drive the family car in the future?"

"Is it expensive?"

"Paramela. Xu Mang said.

"Yes!"

Yang Xiaoman is also a normal person, and he also has a little bit of vanity, and Paramela is not bad.

Finally stayed up until three o'clock in the afternoon,

The ghost knows what both of them have been through, anyway, it's a heat dizziness.

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman quickly returned to normal, the so-called calm heart is naturally cool, she is quite cool now, but... Xu Mang is not in this situation, there is no air conditioning in the classroom, so there are two electric fans above his head, and the problem is that he can't fan in his own position.

If you can't fan it, forget it, if you open the fifth gear, it will bring aftertaste, but it's a pity... The speed of the first gear is said to be good and does not affect the performance of the candidates.

Be reasonable!

The math has been tested like that, is it important to be in the future?

Will it affect the fact that he and Xiaoman won the first and second place?

Listening questions begin,

Xu Mang turned on the memory mode, as well as the beast mode.

At this time, he dragged his head with one hand and answered the paper questions with the other. The unicorn arm reappears in the world!

“...”

“...”

The two invigilators were confused for the fourth time.

Oops!

This is a bit excessive, now it's the listening stage, what do you mean by writing other questions?

You can also,

Isn't it just given for nothing?

End of listening question,

The other candidates began to do the paper questions, and Xu Mang had just finished the paper questions with the speed of a beast, including an English essay, and he began to do the listening questions at this time.

“？？？”

“？？？”

This... This...

What the hell is he doing?

"Have you ever seen a student like this?"

"No! ”

"Neither did I... Good guy, he completely broke the normal perception of human cognition. ”

A minute later,

Xu Mang began to sleep.

Zzzz...

Thirty minutes before the end of the exam.

handing in the papers,

Leave.

Far away, Xu Mang saw a group of middle-aged men and women surrounding the gate.

Xu Mang knew that he was here to pick up people.

He took out the mask he had prepared in advance from his bag, put on his cap, and swaggered to the gate.

The same

It's still bombing.

"Little brother... How's it going?"

"Classmate, are you literary or rational?"

"Is it hard to speak English?"

"Is there any hope for a book?"

"211 or 985?"

Xu Mang, who was wearing a mask, smiled and shouted silently: "You are all casual today, in short, I am already invincible!"

Words fall,

Walk away.

Looking at Xu Mang's disappearing back, everyone felt terrified and invincible? What an arrogant tone, he didn't know how difficult yesterday's math paper was? It was the most difficult math paper in Zhejiang Province in history.

However, this self-confidence is worthy of praise!

When will your own children be able to be like this teenager, confident, strong and energetic.

Wait a minute!

Something is wrong!

The kid's voice just now was a little familiar.

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

"It's him!" a parent pointed angrily at Xu Mang's back.

"Who is it?" a naughty parent replied: "Young hero Xiao Nezha?"

"It's not Nezha, it's that kid from yesterday!" the angry parent yelled, "That bastard who faked the news!"

Suddenly,

There was an uproar.

......