Chapter 150: Thor drags his ears

Under Zhu Yunpeng's explanation, Li Hengzhong and Qi Binxuan found out what had happened.

It turned out that after picking up the honest doll that Li Hengzhong had dropped, he found that it was still a strange toy, and knew that it might be of great use, so he picked it up and prepared to send it to the research institute. However, this doll can speak people's hearts, and it can be described as embarrassing along the way. One moment said that the dog walking was really unqualified, and defecated everywhere, and then said that the woman who was shopping was in really good shape, but her face was a little bumpy. It can be said that if it weren't for Yunpeng running fast all the way, he would be directly surrounded by enthusiastic passers-by.

In the end, Ru Yunpeng found a knock on the door, that is, he unconsciously played the song in a loop in his heart, and in this way, the honest doll sang "The Song of the Five Rings" in Li Hengzhong's voice and entered the research institute.

When Yunpeng entered the research institute, he didn't know where to go to find Li Hengzhong, and when he saw a graceful back not far away, he wanted not to ask for directions, but the honest doll spoke first: "Beauty, do you know where Dr. Li Hengzhong is?"

The woman hadn't looked back yet, but when she heard Li Hengzhong's voice, she smiled and said, "Dr. Li, are you joking too?"

As a result, when he turned around, he found that it was a little fat man, so he turned his head left and right strangely to look for Li Hengzhong, and said to himself: "I heard Dr. Li's voice just now, why didn't I see anyone in a blink of an eye?"

After some explanation by Rui Yunpeng, the female researcher knew that it was Li Hengzhong's new invention of the voice of an honest doll. I really can't imagine that Dean Li Hengzhong, who has always been rigid and serious, would have such a childlike side.

The female researcher said, "If you praise me, I'll tell you where Dr. Li is." ”

Can this still be rare for the cross talk actor to enter Yunpeng, a boastful mouth came out, and the female researcher trembled. However, after a few operations, many other researchers were also attracted. Everyone wants to make fun of Dean Li's voice, and now Yunpeng can't leave.

In this way, Ru Yunpeng and the honest doll talked for several hours about double reeds, until the doll ran out of power, and then stopped. However, Ru Yunpeng was tired and hungry, so this was the scene just now.

Li Hengzhong was extremely depressed, how long has this been playing, the honest dolls are out of power. This is over, and his reputation will be ruined in the hands of Yun Peng. In the future, how can you hold your head up in front of your subordinates.

However, these things are considered for the future, and the first task now is to confess.

Li Hengzhong hurriedly changed the battery of the honest doll, picked it up and took Qi Binxuan to the residence. Into Yunpeng also followed the people to join in the fun.

When I arrived at the courtyard outside the residence, I met Luo Hongyi, who was waiting there, and Qi Binxuan called over.

The support group arrived and returned to Li Hengzhong's house together.

When the door was opened, the Howling Dog was lying on the couch watching TV, and Andrea brought a plate of prepared food from the kitchen to the coffee table in the living room.

Seeing the three people behind Li Hengzhong, Andrea smiled: "There are so many guests here today." Why didn't you tell me sooner so I could cook a few more dishes? ”

Li Hengzhong saw the beauty, took off his gloves, picked up the honest doll, and then the honest doll made his heart: "Andrea, are you willing to be my girlfriend?"

Andrea was stunned for a few seconds in the face of the sudden questioning, and then she reacted, covering her cheeks with her hands, her eyes full of tears and excitement.

Seeing this, Li Hengzhong hurriedly stepped forward to support Andrea. Andrea's hand accidentally touched the honest doll, so she heard Li Hengzhong's voice again: "After waiting for so long, you finally said this." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Andrea and Luo Hongyi were a little dazed, what is the situation, Li Hengzhong asked and answered himself? This confession is so unique.

After some explanation, the two understood the role of honest dolls. But now, I'm embarrassed to touch this truth or dare toy.

Because of the slight embarrassment at the scene, it was a little cold for a while. At this time, Zhu Yunpeng asked Li Hengzhong: "Dr. Li, have you forgotten something?"

Li Hengzhong was a little puzzled and asked, "Is there anything else?"

"Don't you need to say anything after the confession?"

Li Hengzhong thought for a while and said, "In the future, my salary will be handed over to you." ”

In a word, it caused everyone to laugh again.

Rui Yunpeng smiled: "Dr. Li, I mean that after the confession, shouldn't you give a ring?" However, if you send a salary card, the sincerity is greater. ”

Li Hengzhong scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "No experience, I really don't know." ”

"What, how many more times do you want to try?" said Andrea.

After Qi Binxuan heard the ring, he pressed his chest unpretentiously, and the ring he ate when he broke up with Shen Jingyuan was still hanging on his chest. "Blessings and misfortunes will be unswerving until death - Shen Jingyuan, who loves you", thinking of the words engraved on it, felt a little uncomfortable.

However, today is a good day for my friend Li Hengzhong, and I can't show it on my face.

During the meal, Qi Binxuan became interested in the honest doll and asked in detail how it works. After learning that the materials were very common things, an inspiration came to mind.

The next day, Qi Binxuan appeared in Zhan Fu's office and explained his plan. Zhan Fu couldn't laugh when he heard this, and said: "Your method is really, well, find another way." ”

Conrad is an ordinary researcher at a research institute in the second country, and he has always been decent in the unit, neither an outstanding employee, nor a foolish person who takes money for nothing and does not work, and is one of the many workers in the unit.

On this day, Conrad found his team leader, handed a cute doll to his leader, and at the same time took out a document and put it on the team leader's desk.

Conrad explains, "This is a product I invented in my spare time, called the Honest Doll. He developed a special medium through the special method of proportioning some materials, which can transmit inner thoughts to the machine, and then speak these words through electronic products. It will be an unbeatable new toy that is sure to be loved by children and ladies alike. I wrote down the production method, the idea and the marketing plan in this report. I intend to send it through the head of state at the time of the meeting with the leaders of the allies, so that the grade of the honest doll can be raised. At the same time, it also opens up international sales channels for the product. ”

The team leader carefully picked up the honest doll, and thought of a simple word in his heart, but the honest doll really said it.

The team leader is full of praise for Conrad's invention and promises to give him a promotion and a salary increase so that he can go back to work. Consult with the Dean yourself.

Conrad returned to his job beaming and spent the day in anticipation.

The next day, when Conrad went to work, he found that his staff card didn't work, and he couldn't swipe his access permission. Asked the security guard, and then I found out that I had been fired.

I called the team leader, was blacklisted, called a colleague, and was told that I had been fired because of my serious violation of work discipline.

Conrad realized that his invention had been coveted. So he found a counterpart unit of the research institute, explained his experience, and said that as long as he had a sum of money, he would sell the invention to them. Of course, this transaction fee is far from the value of the honest doll.

After receiving a finished product manufactured by Conrad, the unit was satisfied with Conrad's request and was given a large transaction fee.

As a result, two honest doll application reports appeared in the patent office.

The Supreme Court received the reports of the proceedings from the two units. The opponent said that Conrad had sold them the invention patent, and there was a written agreement and other evidence as evidence. The research institute said that Conrad, as an employee of the research institute, belonged to the research institute unconditionally, regardless of whether he was working or in his spare time. However, as for Conrad's dismissal, the institute's argument is that the invention was made during the period of employment, and the dismissal is also a legitimate operation. In this way, the two units come and go, entangled.

When the Supreme Inquisition summoned Conrad, it was discovered that Conrad had already taken refuge in Yaqi with his money and belongings.

The leader of the research institute scolded Conrad's former team leader, if he hadn't been expelled before, but Xiao En Xiaohui appeased him, it wouldn't have caused such a situation.

The team leader didn't dare to refute when he was scolded, and when he bowed his head and endured the anger of the leader, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought that there was a marketing plan in the information submitted by Conrad. So he boldly said, "Leader, I have thought of a solution. We can give the honest doll to the government, and let the head of state give it to the leaders of the allies at the meeting. In this way, our products have an official background recognition. Well, the owner of the invention is simply insignificant. We are the official partners. ”

When the leader of the hospital heard this, he felt that there seemed to be some reason, so he encouraged: "Your idea is not satisfactory. And the operability is relatively strong, after all, we are a direct enterprise of the state, and we have the advantage of connections. ”

So, a few days later, when the two heads of state and his wife met with the president and his wife, they presented the president of the first country with an honest doll, and explained that this was a high-tech product of his country.

However, things in the world are always unpredictable, and at the moment when President Yayi picked up the honest doll, the honest doll said in President Yayi's unique voice: "Why did this idiot give me a doll, I was really an eight or nine-year-old girl." If you want to send me his beautiful wife, this woman is really a stunner, and it is really a tyrannical thing to marry the second head of Ya. One day, I'm going to kill Ya Er and rob this stunner. ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene was instantly embarrassing. Ya Er's face turned pale with anger, and he pointed at President Ya Yi with his fingers trembling, unable to speak. After half a day, he calmed down a little, and then gritted his teeth and said: "I announce that the partnership between Asia and Asia and Asia has been cancelled!"

The reporter below captured this historic moment, kept taking pictures and videos, and at the same time hurriedly sent the picture information to the headquarters.

Atlantis, Zhan Fu held the international newspaper, and after reading the news of the breakdown of the strategic cooperative relationship between Asia and Asia, he smiled and said to Qi Binxuan, who was drinking kung fu tea next to him: "Okay, you, a little Dr. Li's marriage proposal toy was actually played by you." Now, there is a contradiction between Asia and Asia, and a relatively stable situation has been formed again. It's a big deal. How did you come up with this plan? ”

"Discord meter. It's just a matter of learning and applying. ”

"If President Ya Er didn't come up with that sentence in his mind at that time, then how should this plan be implemented?"

Qi Binxuan asked strangely: "Do you think that paragraph is really said by President Ya Er?"

Zhan Fu asked strangely: "Isn't the function of an honest doll just to express what is in your heart?"

After hearing this, Qi Bin said funny: "Hey, I really don't know if you, the rich second generation of the prince, are sometimes really stupid or fake stupid." The honest doll has the function of speaking to the hearts of the contactor, but it is also an electronic product. Electronics, it's also normal to add some messy other features. For example, the doll given to President Ya Er adjusted the timbre of the playback to the timbre of President Ya Er in advance, which is for the sake of gifts, and everyone knows it. However, enter a text in advance, and when President Ya Er takes over the doll, temporarily turn off the function of expressing his heart, and the second is to play the voice of that text, which is also okay. And the realization of this is also very simple, a small staff who is not treated by the leader, but just does practical things in obscurity. ”

"Heyβ€”β€”, So, you're setting up a blame? ”

"Huh, you're a politician, and you're still discussing with me whether you're kind or not?" Qi Binxuan was also happy.

However, what Qi Binxuan and Zhan Fu didn't expect was that the honest doll was still popular in the country of Yayi and Ya.

A certain lady gave her husband a watch with the same function as an honest doll as a wedding anniversary. When the husband put on the watch, the watch made a new voice from the husband, and he vigorously despised his yellow-faced mother-in-law, fortunately, from the attitude of the yellow-faced woman, he had not found out that he was raising the rainbow group of three little four, little five, little six, and little seven outside. Then the wedding anniversary became the divorce anniversary.

When a reporter was interviewing, he handed the modified microphone to the celebrity being interviewed, so the interviewer said some words that could only be thought in his heart and could not be named, and exposed them to the mass media. The celebrity interviewed has since become infamous and disappeared into the sea of people.

A joker bought a tricky pen, and his friend lent him it when he wrote, but the moment his friend picked up the pen, the tricky pen said his heart, and since then his friend turned against him and became an enemy.

Private investigators have learned a new skill of miniaturizing the accessories of honest dolls, which can be stolen and modified by the investigator's belongings, such as watches, rings, necklaces, etc. After that, through the remote receiving device, you can get useful information, and you don't have to rush around and get little out of it.

The spy agencies have also opened new training courses. No way, technology is changing with each passing day, and the honest doll has been modified into an interrogation chair. The spies, who were clearly caught, were tied to the interrogation chair and did not give any useful information. But when you are asked a question, everything you think in your head is converted into words and sent to the computer through the transmission device. It's really hard to prevent, so I have to strengthen new targeted training.

Because Yayi Ya and Ya Er were panicked by the honest doll, the government ordered the honest doll to be a prohibited product, take back and destroy it, and once it is found to be used, it will be severely fined and sentenced. However, despite the explicit prohibition, there will always be omissions that the special class and the law do not take into account.

As a result, those aristocrats and celebrities have developed a habit of wearing a pair of white gloves in public, so that even if they touch the products modified by honest dolls, they will not be caught out of their hearts because they are blocked by gloves. In the long run, wearing white gloves has become an important etiquette assessment of aristocratic cultivation.

Li Hengzhong has also made new progress in the research and development of weapons. He developed a new type of helmet that could magnify people's minds geometrically. In this way, through the cultivation of the use of the mind through some Daomen's lightning channeling techniques, the current can be roughly controlled.

In a laboratory with good protective measures, Li Hengzhong carried out the test with an idea to enlarge the helmet, and the roaring dog guarded by the side.

I saw an instrument that was constantly releasing electric current, and electric sparks and small lightning flashed non-stop.

I saw Li Hengzhong concentrating, assisted by some gestures and body movements, and shouted in his mouth: "Disease." ”

A spark of electricity from a distant instrument sent an arc of electricity towards a nearby target, but it still split crookedly, draped over an electrical appliance, causing a fire. In the sound of the alarm, Li Hengzhong hurriedly turned off the power and at the same time picked up a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire.

Looking at the damaged equipment, Li Hengzhong smiled and asked the Roaring Heavenly Dog, "Is this a preliminary success for me?"

The Roaring Sky Dog praised: "I really thought that you actually used your own understanding to complete the lightning channeling technique." Although it has not yet reached the level of drawing down the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder from the sky, if you continue to study the posture of controlling the electric current through your mind, there will always be a successful day. ”

Li Hengzhong happily accepted the praise of the roaring dog, and said: "Then I will apply to Second Brother Zhan, increase the intensity of investment in research and the cooperation of the experimenters." After all, it's up to me to test new weapons, and it's too inefficient. It's more efficient to think about it together. ”

"Everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, as it should be. The Howling Dog agreed, and at the same time said, "When you develop a finished product, give me one too." ”

"Aren't you good at lightning channeling, what's the use of this?"

"You think, let's say your helmet magnifies your mind a hundred thousand times. With my mind control, I was able to manipulate six tons of TNT-equivalent lightning. When I equip my helmet, won't I be able to control 600,000 tons of TNT-equivalent lightning? I felt that when I was equipped with this helmet, I could compete with the monkeys. When the time comes, let's see if Erlang God dares to embarrass me for that noble lady dog. The whistling dog said triumphantly.

"Ahem. Li Hengzhong interrupted the daydream of the Roaring Sky Dog and explained: "Although your ideals are very full, I still have to explain it to you. There is a very important foundation in our scientific tree, which is the theorem of conservation of energy. In other words, magnifying your mind 100,000 times requires energy support. Ordinary human minds are amplified, and the energy stored in the helmet can still support them for a few rounds. But your mind is so powerful, if you use this helmet, it is estimated that it can only be magnified several times, and you will have no energy after using it once. ”

"It's so miserable, then I can't do it?" said the Howling Dog, frustrated.

"That's not it, if you're not too heavy, you can barely use it a few times if you connect some miniature nuclear batteries. Or when there is a new type of energy that is more efficient in the future, it can also be replaced. ”

"Okay, it's good to have hope. "The Howling Dog is quite open.

In Zhan Fu's office, in the face of Li Hengzhong's research report, Zhan Fu was very satisfied, and did not hesitate to praise: "Your research results are very gratifying. Indeed, more people should be involved in the experiment and have multi-point test data. In this way, experimenters from the military, students, and all walks of life were selected to see who had the right idea for the helmet. Using your mind as an introduction to guide lightning strikes at your target, yours has a good weapon concept. Just like a morning glory, by tying the nose of the cow and holding the nose ring, you can command the powerful cow to achieve the effect of four or two thousand catties. This weapon is like grabbing Lightning's ears and forcibly dragging it down to hit the target. In the future, after this weapon is equipped with our secret force, this secret force must have a new domineering name to be worthy of such a powerful weapon. Manipulate lightning, that's the power of Thor. Using a trick like dragging a person's ear, drag down the lightning. In my opinion, this secret unit is called 'Thor Drag'. ”

For this innocuous name, all the subordinates and staff officers can only sincerely compliment Prince Zhan for his true level. As a result, the world-famous "Thor Drag" unit was born in the mouth of Prince Zhan.