On this day, there were very few guests, and after Qi Binxuan greeted the guests, he took out his mobile phone and sat at the counter to listen to cross talk.

At this time, a slightly chubby guest said: "Boss, don't let it go, it's annoying to listen." ”

Qi Binxuan turned off his mobile phone after hearing this, and asked, "This cross talk is quite cola, why don't you like to listen to it?"

The guest pouted and said, "I said this cross talk." ”

Qi Binxuan was slightly surprised after hearing this, and arched his hand and said, "Long admiration, long admiration, it turns out that you are Brother Sun." ”

When the guest heard this, he became even more depressed and said, "No, I'm Zhuyunpeng." ”

"Hiss-" recognized the wrong person, this time it was Qi Binxuan's turn to be embarrassed, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I often listen to the cross talk of the two of you, but I haven't watched the video much, I don't know if your appearance is wrong." ”

"It's okay, we're just a little person, it's normal not to know us. Ruyun Peng laughed self-deprecatingly.

"You're too humble. Qi Binxuan was speechless: "You don't want to listen to the cross talk you say, is it because you feel like you're working?" I heard that some singers sing in KTV, but they don't sing their own songs, and they feel like they're working overtime. ”

"Well, I can add this joke of yours to my cross talk in the future. Ru Yunpeng told a bad joke, and then explained: "I feel annoyed because I was laughed at by a layman." Although we often laugh at ourselves for jokes on stage, we will always feel uncomfortable when we are ridiculed by a little kid and a layman. ”

"Who? Why are you laughing at you?"

"It's a famous college student, he said that the cross talk is too old-fashioned, and it's all old jokes like "Article Meeting", "Eight Screens", "Manchu and Han Quanxi", "Geographical Map" and "Open Porridge Factory". As a new generation of college students, he is different, his penetration is hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxyfluorine, neon, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur, chloride, argon, potassium and calcium. Then he memorized the periodic table. Aren't we just the low point of education, don't we need to be sarcastic?"

"Well, what is your education?"

"What's the matter, do you want to be sarcastic about us too?"

"It's nothing, just ask if you're curious. ”

"What's important about academic qualifications? If we don't have academic qualifications, can't we still speak good cross talk? Can't we still amuse the audience? Academic qualifications don't represent ability. ”

"Yes, you have a point. Now that you understand these truths, what are you bothering about?"

"Didn't the teacher say that we were all sarcastic and old-fashioned, and we wanted to fight back, so they assigned me a task to study a new one. Ru Yunpeng said.

"Your teacher is right. ”

"But we won't. Didn't you think of a new pass?"

"Huh, is it difficult to make up a new passage?" Qi Bin said that the ignorant are fearless.

"Why isn't it difficult?" Seeing that someone was questioning his profession, Rui Yunpeng said, "If you don't say anything else, let's just talk about the "Geographical Map". Let me tell you about it. Go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, XHY District, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao, Xiwan, Tianzhen, YG County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong......"

Ru Yunpeng spoke for about three or four minutes, and finally finished speaking, attracting a burst of applause from the surrounding tea customers. Ru Yunpeng stood up and clenched his fists around, and said, "Accept and concede." Then he sat down and asked, "How is it? 1,300 words, do you say it is difficult?"

Qi Binxuan said: "Anyway, I didn't understand, just listen to what you say very quickly." Okay, let's talk about this geographical map. I think you can make up the provinces of our country. ”

"How many words are that?"

"There are no more words, and they are easy to say and entertaining. ”

"Are you asking me to compete with the geography teacher for a job?"

"Don't say so much, you just say this idea is okay?"

"Okay, let's calculate a plan, I'll make up a fool of the old man and see if it's okay. Anyway, I feel hanging, the number of words is too small. ”

"Hey, it's too little, there are many, there are 233 countries in the world. Isn't that too much for you to make up?"

"Co-author, you're really going to put the geography teacher out of work. Do you have any other ideas?"

"Yes, you see our Great Song Kingdom, there are so many departments, many people have never been in contact with it in their lives, and they don't know what they have, so let's make up a department. You see, so to speak. The six departments of the three provinces include Menxia Province, Zhongshu Province, Shangshu Province, Household Department, Ministry of Rites, Ministry of War, Ministry of Crime, Ministry of Industry and so on. How's this going?"

"You're not afraid of being crabbed?" Ruyun Peng was angry: "Didn't you say it on stage, don't you think it's a big deal?"

Qi Binxuan thought about it and apologized: "Well, what you said makes sense, but I didn't think it through." By the way, I thought about it again, there are a lot of shoddy movies now, so let's make a series of bad movies and make fun of them, how about it?

"Ahh

"Okay, okay, then let's change it again, change it again. Qi Binxuan hurriedly appeased Jin Yunpeng, and also felt that this idea was not considered: "By the way, I thought about it, it is said that people only remember the first place, for example, the first peak is the Himalayas, and the second and third peaks can't be remembered, so let's sort the peaks to make a penetration." You can even make up a river crossing to sort it. What do you think?"

"Are you still in trouble with the geography teacher?"

At this time, the other tea customers couldn't sit still and came up with ideas.

"Don't you think it's almost the Olympics? Many people don't know what the Olympics are.

Another tea guest next to him nodded and said, "Yes, this is a good idea, and it fits the main theme of the times." I also have one, isn't this every year college entrance examination, many candidates' parents don't know which schools to choose, so how to make colleges and universities a co-ordination so that students can choose?"

"This is also an idea, and I think we can also make up a coherence for the major. This gives you a general idea. ”

"Actually, I watched the movie just now and it was not bad, bad movies can't be made, and good films with a good reputation that are recognized as good will not offend people, right?"

"Also, I can't remember the name of the station when I take the subway, so make up the entrance of the subway station name, which also deepens my impression. And the audience felt intimate too. ”

……

Everyone is talking about it, not to mention, there are really some useful ideas. Zhu Yunpeng was afraid that his brain would not be able to remember, so he forgot it, so he hurriedly said, "Boss, borrow a paper and pen." ”

Qi Binxuan took out a hundred-yuan bill from the counter drawer and handed it to Yun Peng.

Rui Yunpeng stared at the brand-new red ticket, and couldn't react for a long time: "Are you tipping me, and I haven't performed here yet?" What I want is paper, pen, paper and pen, to remember the ideas of the tea guests. It's not paper money!"

"Even, I see. Qi Binxuan suddenly realized: "I thought you didn't bring enough money, so you borrowed some taxi money in an emergency." I'll bring you a pen and paper. ”

"Huh, can you save more?" asked Ruyun Peng with a shy face.

Two weeks later, in the Maker Tea Society, Qi Binxuan played Yunpeng's cross talk on the big TV.

"Okay, now I'm going to talk about a new opening. Violet Training School is an institution that tutors students to obtain certificates, including teacher qualification certificate, certified accounting certificate, banking license, pharmacist qualification certificate, ......etc.

The tea guests below discussed: "Zhuyunpeng has a new entrance, this is it, it is different from the previous few days." ”

"Yes, it was my idea to divide the major of the university last time. ”

"That Olympics is what I wanted. ”

……

At this time, a chubby young man pushed the door in.

"Yo, Izumi Yunpeng is here?" all the tea guests greeted one after another. Zhu Yunpeng also said hello to everyone one by one.

Zhu Yunpeng came to the counter and said to Qi Binxuan: "The ideas I got from you last time, my master felt very good when he heard them, and the response was very good after this was not broadcast." Even the merchants have asked me to advertise, a training institution, let me do a certificate through the examination, the endorsement fee is very expensive, hehehe. ”

"I see. Qi Binxuan pointed to the TV.

"Yo he, it's on the air. By the way, as a token of my gratitude, I made a special trip to buy a very expensive Pu'er tea cake and bring it to you. As he spoke, Ru Yunpeng took out a tea cake from his bag.

Give gifts to the tea house and give tea cakes, are you sarcastic that my tea house only sells Tieguanyin?

Thinking of this, Qi Bin roared angrily: "Into Yunpeng, are you kid here to smash the field?"

After that, Zhu Yunpeng often came to the Maker Tea House to sit down, in the name of collecting style, seeking inspiration for new works. He also brought some friends here from time to time to drink tea, and promoted this alternative tea house in his circle of friends.

"Boss Qi, business is booming. Good news for you, my master is going to teach me how to read books. ”

"What good news is it for me that your master taught you to comment on books?" Qi Binxuan has a lot of contacts with Zhu Yunpeng, and he speaks casually, often making jokes about his friends.

"Why isn't it good news? Look, when I say storytelling, isn't it getting more and more famous? We're famous, and if we deign to come to you for tea, won't it drive your grade up? Why isn't it good news?"

Qi Bin was speechless, staring at Ruyun Peng's face.

Ru Yunpeng was also inexplicably looked at, touched his face and asked, "Is there anything dirty on my face?"

"No, I just look at your face and it seems to be bigger again. ”

"Yes, you're saying I'm rich again? The fortune teller says I'm rich. ”

"No, I mean your skin seems to be a little thicker. ”

After a while, Zhu Yunpeng came in with a set of CDs, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Boss Qi, business is booming." I give you a gift. ”

"What? Don't be a tea cake again. ”

"How so. Although you don't have many varieties of tea here—"

"Huh?" Qi Binxuan's face was not good.

"But it tastes good. Seeing Qi Binxuan's pretending to be angry, Rui Yunpeng softened and said, "This is my newly recorded commentary "Thirty-six Strategies", which has not yet been listed on the market, so I will send it to you first." The first edition, and our autograph. How's that going? This gift is heavy enough. You put the signed disc case in a conspicuous position, and the storytelling is played on a loop, think about it, big stars come to you for tea, it will definitely play a role in publicity. ”

"Come on, although our tea club is small, it has also received many stars. Look here. Qi Binxuan pointed to a photo on a wall and said, "Look at it, more than a dozen celebrities such as the White Lady, Qimeng, Shiranui Dance, and Athena have all come to us to drink tea." Do we lack a celebrity for you?"

"Hehe, I don't know what the situation is with Fire Dance and Athena?" Ruyun Peng smiled and revealed: "I also confirmed with those sisters, and they said that they had never come to you to drink tea at all." ”

"Hey, you're saying I'm lying? If you look at the photos, do I have a photoshop? And I have the footage here, haven't you seen it?"

"yes, so I'm wondering. Zhu Yunpeng also muttered: "At the beginning, I always thought that they had a good place to go and didn't take me to play, but Yishui said that they hadn't come, so I believed it." ”

Qi Bin said in his heart, I may tell you that these are all pretended to be the second little boy in our shop?

After another period of time, Zhuyunpeng came to Qi Binxuan: "Boss Qi, congratulations, I'm going abroad." ”

For this kind of congratulations to Yunpeng, Qi Binxuan is already immune: "Why do you want to go abroad in a good way?"

"It's not like a foreign royal family likes to listen to our commentary, so they want to charter a venue to listen to us. So we're going abroad. ”

"Huh, which country's royal family is so heavy?"

"Haha, let's not be like you, just treat you as a compliment. That's the princess of Atlantis and a general, after listening to our "Thirty-six Strategies" commentary, it was amazing, we must go there as a guest and listen to our live speech. O Atlantis, the ancient country of the West. ”

"I heard there's a war going on there?"

"What are you afraid of in a war, where are there no wars in foreign countries? Besides, can we reach the palace in a war? Let's just go there and make a comment, turn a corner, and come back." People can say that the reimbursement of round-trip air tickets, including board and lodging, is 300,000 yuan a month, and less than a month is counted as a month. More than one day is also counted as a month. I wondered if I could talk for thirty-one days. Earn him 600,000. ”

"There are also thirty-one days in January. ”

"Well, you have a point. Then let's talk about thirty-two days, it's better to be safe. Boss Qi, just wait, after a month, we will be returnees. The flowers bloom outside the wall and the inside of the wall is red, and when the time comes, we will advertise for you, and you will wait for the business to catch fire. ”