There is the softest place in everyone's heart.

This place can accommodate loved ones, lovers, friends, and perhaps other equally precious things.

Zhang Xiaojian's place is not big, but the second aunt definitely occupies the most important position among them.

So once anything involves his old lady, he will inevitably have a fire in his heart and rush to his brain.

Of course, he just rushed a little, and then because the second aunt was still in his arms, he couldn't do anything irrational, and after quickly coming to his senses, he felt that this matter... It's really hard to do.

When Li Ruoyun was exposed to the news of accompanying wine, Chen Ning once said that fame and fortune are a double-edged sword, and while you reap these, you must accept the public's fingers, because this is part of it.

Zhang Xiaojian can understand the meaning of this sentence... But should the artist's family also be covered?

The second aunt is just an ordinary old lady, of course she can't accept any stranger's criticism and abuse of Ning Xueqing, she also shows the strength of middle-aged women to quarrel unreasonably... It's just that her quarrel experience is limited to the vegetable market downstairs of the red brick building, how can she scold netizens with all kinds of tricks?

Of course, the most important reason why she lost was not because she didn't understand the memes on the Internet and faced N opponents at the same time, but because she cared too much.

In the case of quarrels and swearing... Whoever cares, whoever is angry loses.

So as Ning Xueqing's own mother, the second aunt actually lost at the beginning.

The scolding was incomprehensible, but the more he was scolded, the more angry he became, his heart was wronged, and countless whys came to his heart, the second aunt was aggrieved in Zhang Xiaojian's arms like a child, but Zhang Xiaojian didn't know how to consol him...

Tell the second aunt not to care?

It's basically useless, if she really can, she won't go online and scold people for a night.

Tell the second aunt not to be angry?

It's useless, everyone who has just finished arguing, it's hard not to feel like I'm going to fight again after being scolded...

It is estimated that the second aunt is now aggrieved, regretting why she didn't scold like this when she quarreled yesterday, and is reflecting on the lessons learned.

So what's the best thing to do?

Zhang Xiaojian thought about it and felt that he must be accompanying his second aunt to scold.

So, after pulling the second aunt back to the living room, the room was filled with a series of swear words from "these stinky fools", "a bunch of brain-dead", "sluts" and "who grew up eating shit".

There was an old man upstairs, who was watering flowers with the window open on the balcony, and when he heard these dirty words, he smiled when he heard these dirty words, then put down the flower pot, and hurriedly went into the house to find his wife and said: "I estimate that the old Mrs. Wang downstairs will fight with the old Mrs. Li next door tomorrow, you can see." ”

The wife glanced at the old man: "When did you like to hear these things?"

Old man Yile: "Isn't this nothing to do, listen to it, the scolding is ugly." ”

Then my wife and uncle came to the balcony together, listening to the dirty words of Zhang Xiaojian and the second aunt downstairs, and I enjoyed it...

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Swearing is a rather physical and energy-consuming thing.

So scolding and scolding, the second aunt, who was already old, was sleepy.

Coaxed the second aunt to sleep like a child, covered her with a quilt, and Zhang Xiaojian drank a bottle of mineral water.

Then, he looked at the most hated ones in the second aunt's Weibo private message, and wrote down these IDs - in his lifetime, he was a dog who was only eight buckets tall, what a wave, a pig lover in the pastoral Nanquan, a jade emperor who sold cakes, and was addicted to eating melons.

Well.. That's right, he wants to spend money to hire some water armies and scold these little brothers until they never go on Weibo... Or change the number.

This is Zhang Xiaojian's petty anger, as well as his petty anger.

So he clicked on Taobao... Search, trolls, uh, why not?

Searching, scolding, uh, why not?

Search, yes, no, or no.

No, the almighty Taobao doesn't have this service? Doesn't it mean that you can hire African mercenaries to shoot and shout happy birthday, is it that I am on a fake Taobao?

When he was thinking about what word to search for, Ye Mozhu called.

Zhang Xiaojian remembered that he had asked a girl who had no class to go out shopping in the afternoon, picked up the phone, and the two made an appointment to meet at the school gate, and then he glanced at his second aunt, who was already asleep, and went into the kitchen.

Opening the refrigerator and taking out the ingredients, Zhang Xiaojian skillfully took a bite of rice, then cut the vegetables and chopped the meat as quietly as possible, and started to stir-fry the vegetables very unskillfully.

A plate of beef, a plate of greens.

Zhang Xiaojian put the two dishes on the table, quite satisfied, and secretly thought that he and Ye Mozhu were not much different, and then quietly left the house.

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Driving to the gate of the division, the SUV stopped on the side of the road.

In the picture of falling leaves, Ye Mozhu saw Zhang Xiaojian's smile, she wore a white casual jacket today, wide-legged jeans, her hands in her pockets, and her pretty face was so beautiful that she looked like a girl who came out of the comics.

It's just that there is still a Luo Tengfei squatting at her feet.

Luo Tengfei was smoking to the bottom, and it seemed that he was a little too forceful, so he choked on himself, coughed hard, and his facial features were finally unraveled, quite like the big brothers who smoked at the gate of the construction site.

Ye Mozhu naturally sat in the co-pilot, Zhang Xiaojian rolled down the window, looked at Luo Tengfei, who had just extinguished the cigarette butt, but was very qualified to hold the cigarette butt in his hand, and asked, "What's the matter?

Luo Tengfei shook his head: "No, I just happened to meet, I heard Mozhu say to wait for you, just smoke a cigarette and stand with her for a while." ”

At this time, Ye Mozhu, who was wearing a seat belt, said: "Tengfei went to the interview today, I didn't ask him, I was depressed." ”

"Hey, hey, Ye Mozhu, don't I have any face?"

Zhang Xiaojian pondered, it is indeed not difficult for college students to find a job now, but it is really difficult to find a satisfactory job, especially if they are not fresh graduates from prestigious schools, there is no one in the family, it doesn't matter, just rely on yourself.. It's even harder.

Then Zhang Xiaojian had a flash of inspiration and slapped his thigh: "Take off, do you want to start a business?"

Luo Tengfei let out an 'ah', a little dumbfounded.

Zhang Xiaojian showed a smile and hurriedly said, "Come, come, get in the car, get in the car and say." ”

Luo Tengfei pulled the car door, and as soon as he stepped in with his first foot, he didn't know why, but he had a feeling in his mind that he was on a thief ship.

As soon as he sat down, Zhang Xiaojian said: "Tengfei, since the first time I saw you, I noticed that your bones are amazing, different from ordinary people, I have an immature little suggestion, just so that you can show your talents, show your strength, I don't know if to talk about it?"

As soon as Ye Mozhu heard this, she looked at Zhang Xiaojian with wide eyes, and felt that her boyfriend was really not suitable for lying or fooling people, because this opening already had a smell of deceiving people...

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