Chapter 71: I want to marry Wang Yiyi
"Wait a minute, you said that the Buddha can marry a wife, then, then I will marry him now. Xiao Yu was sick and rushed to the doctor, suddenly rushed out from behind Wang Yiyi, quickly pulled up his hand, interlocked his fingers, raised it, and shook it twice. Using the method of sound transmission into the secret, Wang Yiyi said in his consciousness: "Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level Buddha slaughter, you helped me this time, I don't care if you put so many flowers on me, how about it!"
After speaking, he glanced at the person next to him from time to time, for fear that he would not agree.
"Hahaha, the little baby just loves to laugh, it is rumored that the lion protector of the West Heaven is the most pure-hearted and single-minded, how can he agree to marry you......"
"I agree. Wang Yiyi spoke indifferently and glanced coldly at the smiling person in front of him.
"Well, I don't believe it, I can't imagine that even the Lion Protector can speak nonsense now. The color fox looked incredulous, the fan in his hand shook back and forth, and there were words in his mouth, "Impossible, impossible." Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he stopped and smiled weirdly.
What the hell, what are you doing with such a horrible smile? Trying to scare people to death. Xiao Yusheng was scared in his heart, after all, this person was his shadow for half a year, and he couldn't beat him, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "How is it impossible, you perverted fox, you could have calculated my mother three hundred years ago and married me to you, why three hundred years later, I can't marry according to my own heart, oh no, marry someone else." ”
Marry? Wang Yiyi's eyes twitched, but he didn't say anything, after all, in front of outsiders, he still had to save some face for this little rabbit, let him taste some sweetness first, and then behind closed doors, he would know who it was and who he would marry?
"Marry, you said you married the lion protector, hahahaha, little baby, you are really cute, originally you said that I could barely believe in marrying, you said to marry, this is very impossible. Xu Feng took the fan and tapped his palm and said.
How is it impossible, you are insulting my physical strength, you are also contempt for my charm, why can't I marry Wang Yiyi, obviously he looks more beautiful, I look more man, how to say that I am above him, according to age, I am older than him, according to height, I am taller than him. So, what are you mishaving?
"Needless to say, the Menglan Festival event is about to start, for seven consecutive days, we will also stay in the demon world for seven days, there are still more people who come to participate in the demon king's selection of relatives this time, we still need to find a place to settle down first, don't communicate too much with unprovoked people. Wang Yiyi didn't look at the color fox in front of him, pulled up Xiao Yusheng and was about to leave, Xiao Yusheng naturally fully cooperated, holding the hand of the person next to him, with a big smile on his face, Yu Guang glanced at Xu Feng, and then "hummed", didn't look at it, and left with Wang Yiyi.
After walking for a long time, the hands of the two gradually warmed up, Xiao Yusheng himself is afraid of heat, and after being held for such a long time, his palms sweated unconsciously, but the person who interlocked his fingers was unconscious, and naturally took his hand and continued to walk.
"That ......" Xiao Yusheng wanted to remind him that they had been holding their hands for too long and could be released.
"Don't speak, the fox is still behind us. Wang Yiyi lowered his voice and said.
When Xiao Yusheng heard this, he immediately wanted to look back, but was stopped, "Don't look back, if you look back, you will reveal a flaw." A certain king spoke.
Well, that's it, the two of them held hands all the way to a big inn in the Demon Realm, which was resplendent and splendid, and the palace in the Nine Heavens was decorated in a style, and Xiao Yusheng almost thought that he was not in the Demon Realm, but in the Immortal Realm. The most important thing is that the plaque of this inn is also inscribed with a few big characters, called "A Thousand Miles of Marriage and a Line of Inn". Aren't all normal inns called, "Tongfu Inn" or "Dragon Gate Inn" or something like that? Why did you come to have such a long name, and the name is quite like a marriage agency, and those who don't know think that the Yue Lao Temple has opened a branch in the demon world.
Just thinking about it, the owner of the inn came out, with a fairy spirit, indistinguishable between male and female, and there were three red dots in the center of his eyebrows. In an instant, Xiao Yusheng was petrified, why did the shopkeeper of this inn look so much like the rabbit god in the Nine Heavens?
Just thinking about it, the shopkeeper's eyes lit up when he saw them: "Oh, I haven't seen you for a long time, although it hasn't been long, so I met you so coincidentally." "The voice that spoke was very familiar, it was the rabbit god monarch in the heavenly palace.
"Hu Xianjun, why did you come to the Demon Realm?" Xiao Yusheng still didn't hold back the doubts in his heart, strode in front of him, and opened his mouth to ask.
"Didn't I tell you last time, the Rabbit Shrine and the Moon Old Shrine merged, in order to improve the incense, naturally opened the business to the demon world, not only the demon world, like the fairy world, the demon world, the ghost world or something. But isn't there any 'Menglan Festival' in the demon world recently? It's a good time to improve performance, as the old saying goes: Oppo
tu
ity is fo
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ed。 The rabbit god calmly tapped the tip of his finger on the counter and said.
"Ah, then why are you opening an inn instead of the Moon Old Temple?"
"You are stupid, this is called diversified business development, in the East you open the Moon Ancestral Hall, in the West you open a church, here is the Demon World you open the Moon Ancestral Hall, people smash your ancestral hall in minutes, you open an inn, attract men and women from outside to come, their beliefs are achieved, that is not also merit. "The head of the rabbit god is the way.
Xiao Yusheng couldn't help laughing in his heart, the first time he saw the wild mandarin duck opening a house as a belief achieved, this month's old merit and performance are too easy to earn, no wonder he has made so many mistakes, and he has not been expelled from the immortal class, it turns out that it is because there are too many good men and women in this world, and the merit is greater than the loss!
"I take the liberty of asking, in the ghost world, how do you start your business?" Xiao Yusheng asked with a smile, the ghost world is all rushing to reincarnate, who will give you merit?
"Xiao Rabbit, it's not your ancestor I said you, as our rabbit lineage, you also have to read more and accumulate more, you can't always count on the beautiful talk left by the older generation of us to live!" Hu Xianjun was heartbroken, turned his hand into a fist and banged on the table, just wanted to play again, Yu Guang saw that a certain lion's face was not good, immediately recovered, stood up straight, coughed lightly, and said, "Have you forgotten who the old wife is?"
Xiao Yusheng expressed his shock, although he has been in another world for so long, and he has also learned a lot of interesting stories from all walks of life, he really has not paid attention to the love story of an old man.
"Yue Lao's wife is Meng Po. The Rabbit Divine Monarch opened his mouth calmly, and in an instant, Xiao Yusheng felt that the sky was thundering.
"Meng Po? do you mean the Meng Po who sells Meng Po soup?" What's the matter, is his knowledge inventory too small? I haven't heard of it at all, what love story does Meng Po and Yue Lao have? However, the names of these two people do have a sense of cp.
"The two of them, one is married, the other is broken, these two are actually husband and wife?"
"Actually, it's normal that you don't know, the two of them have not been together for a long time, after all, this is also the meaning of the top, and the merit can't be given to the Yue Lao Temple, so it can only be barely regarded as a business in the ghost world, after all, they are still husband and wife in name!" The rabbit god laughed awkwardly a few times and stopped mentioning this topic, and was about to look left to talk about something else, when he suddenly said loudly as if he had found something unusual: "You two are together!"
What the hell, how did the topic change so quickly, aren't you talking about the gossip between Meng Po and Yue Lao? Why did you talk about him and Wang Yiyi again? Looking at the rabbit god's line of sight, Xiao Yusheng realized that after gossiping for so long, the hands he and this person held have not been separated until now, no wonder it is so hot. Thinking about it, he immediately earned Wang Yiyi's hand, and just wanted to explain, he suddenly found a person sitting at the table of the inn, holding a fan in his hand, looking at them with a smile. Suddenly, the words that I just wanted to explain disappeared without a trace, and it was better to be misunderstood than to be brought up.
"Yes, the two of us are together, thanks to Hu Xianjun, let me know that love in this world does not distinguish between men and women, only love or not, Wang Xianjun is very good to me, and his appearance is also the type I like, so I am with him. "Hehehe, the lie came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he deliberately said it very loudly so that the colored fox sitting there could hear it. There is a message in the words, you don't have a chance, hurry up and die, don't follow us!
"I'll just say, you are the best match, do you want me to help you get two marriage lines, although the marriage of the gods is not under my control, but it is still okay to make two symbolic marriage lines. The rabbit smiled ambiguously, as if it was a great joy to see this pair of children, as if he had seen the scene of being held by the stars when he went to the Western country for exchanges in the future.
"Ahem, not for the time being, thank you. Xiao Yusheng hurriedly coughed twice, he was unwilling to tie his red rope with Wang Yiyi's, although it was useless to tie them together, but he was afraid that the world he was in now would have an impact on his life in the real world.
"Ah, it's a pity, I also said that I want to try what effect the marriage line of the Lion Buddha and the marriage line of the rabbit spirit will be tied together, since I don't need it, forget it, but ......" The rabbit god suddenly smiled evilly. Out of nowhere, he conjured two red ropes, hooked his finger at the two people in front of him, and said: "Since you don't want to try the marriage line, then give this a try, this is a pair of small magic weapons that I have researched for so many years, and I haven't found anyone to try it yet, so I can give it a try for the two of you." ”
As he spoke, he ran out of the counter, came to them, took their arms, and put on the pair of red ropes, one left and the other right.
What have you done! I haven't agreed yet! Why are you moving so fast! Xiao Yusheng was crazy in his heart, his face was not obvious, and he smiled stiffly: "Thank you, my ancestor!" tilted his head and said in a low voice: "I'm just it, the Tao is too shallow to break free, how can you also be forced to wear this red rope!"
"The rabbit was too fast to react. Wang Yiyi replied calmly.
At this moment, Xiao Yusheng completely forgot that he was actually a person, not a rabbit, and silently compared himself with the lion next to him.