Chapter 704: Give You a Hair
Zhang Cuijian was anxious when he heard this: "Hey, what is this kid talking nonsense?" After he finished speaking, he wanted to stand up, but now he is too fat, and he didn't get up when he sat on the horse.
"Uncle, I'm praising you, why are you still in a hurry?" The young man said with a disdainful face: "Besides, don't get excited, if you fall on my head, I really say that you touch porcelain!"
Hearing his words, Zhang Cuijian became even more anxious.
Yang Meng glanced at the young man and patted Zhang Cuijian's shoulder: "Lao Zhang, what are you calling such a hairy child!
After hearing this, Zhang Cuijian nodded first, and suddenly frowned: "I said brother, you just took a handful of oil with fritters, did you pat me to wipe your hands?"
"Hahaha. Yang Meng laughed: "You're really right!"
Zhang Cuijian also laughed: "That's right, what am I serious about doing with such a child? By the way, how do you solve the problem of your car?"
Yang Meng grinned, wiped his hands with a tissue, put his hand in his pocket, and hummed in his mouth: "Bang Bang Bang Bell Crotch!"
Then pull out a small card.
"What is this?" asked Zhang Cuijian, puzzled.
"Credit cards!" Yang Meng explained.
Hearing his words, the young man next to him laughed 'poof': "Being a card slave at such an old age? I am so happy to apply for a credit card? I have six credit cards!"
Yang Meng nodded: "Then you must owe a lot of money." ”
The young man's smile froze on his face, of course he owed a lot of money, and his six credit cards were almost maxed out, okay? Otherwise, he would have eaten breakfast here?
"If I can pay it back, I'll pay it back!" the young man snorted.
Yang Meng ignored him.
Zhang Cuijian was a little curious: "I said what's the matter with your credit card? I also have a few black cards here, but they are really different from yours." Show me...... It's diamond-set?"
Generally speaking, many banks' premium credit cards are pure black, but Yang Meng's card is golden on the left and above, and there is a diamond in the middle.
Yang Meng smiled: "This is the backbone equipment of the local tyrant nouveau riche------ Dubai Royal Mastercard Black-Card." The diamonds on it are real diamonds, and the gold is pure gold. Giovanni was indeed able to fool and pull the First Bank of Dubai to finance Augusta. That's why I got one of this. According to the CEO of First Bank of Dubai: "Even if you want the moon, we will find a way to give it to you!"
"It's not a small tone. Zhang Cuijian said: "How much?"
"Quota?" Yang Meng spread his hand and said: "There is no quota, no restrictions, take it out and brush it casually." ”
"So domineering?" Zhang Cuijian was stunned when he heard this.
Yang Meng nodded and said: "Of course, but this card is very rare, all cards are invited, and the owners are all members, and the bank recommends the bank for approval, and then the bank takes the initiative to invite to get this card." If it weren't for First Bank Dubai's investment in Augusta, Giovanni would not be eligible to apply, and I would have been stained with light. ”
After hearing this, Zhang Cuijian smiled bitterly: "I just wanted you to help me apply for Zhang, but now I didn't say this." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man next to him laughed again, and this time he not only laughed but also applauded: "Wife, did you hear that? I sound like I'm talking about it, why don't I have friends who are so good at bragging? How can it be boring to have such people living with? Isn't it okay to listen to them brag every day?"
He kept calling the girl next to him 'wife', but the two looked like they weren't married. The girl frowned and said, "Don't you think that thin one is a little familiar?"
When the boy heard this, he said, "Don't you think you look familiar when you see a young and handsome man?" Besides, he's not handsome, he's far worse than me, okay? Don't say anything else, give me five hundred yuan to use." ”
The girl frowned and said, "My cards are almost maxed out, how can I still have money! There are still a few days before the salary is paid, and we don't eat these days?"
When the boy heard this, he said, "Don't be so shallow, okay? I went to talk about big business with Mr. Wang today, and there is no problem in making hundreds of thousands of dollars after negotiating." 500 yuan to drink tea together, this is all an investment! Where is the return on investment without investment?"
The girl frowned and said, "I've heard you say this at least fifty times!"
"Then it means that this time it will be successful!" The boy was not to be outdone: "Can I continue to be so unlucky? Why do I go out all day to shoot people and serve people? Isn't it for the future of the two of us? Give me money quickly, is five hundred yuan still money?"
After hearing this, the girl frowned and said, "Husband, it turns out that we don't care about five hundred yuan, but now what kind of flowers and credit cards are 。。。。。。 I can't pay the rent!"
"Don't worry, this time it's going to be successful! You have to believe me! You don't believe in yourself, man, who else can you trust?" said the boy.
The girl hesitated for a moment, nodded, took out her wallet, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from it, handed them to the boy, and said, "Husband, you must succeed this time." This is the money to pay the rent, and if we don't succeed, we won't even have a place to live. ”
"Trust me!" The boy took the money, put it in his pocket, and pouted in the direction of Yang Meng and them: "I'm not like them, I'm so old and still sitting at the breakfast stall eating tofu and bragging!"
Zhang Cuijian was still there talking to Yang Meng about the credit card, and when he heard this, he said angrily: "Hey, look at my temper, why did I let a man who even has to ask a woman for 500 yuan be despised?
"You know what? I've made at least a few hundred thousand dollars in this business! Have you ever seen hundreds of thousands of dollars when you've lived to be this old?" the boy retorted directly.
"Boy, your trick is to deceive those little girls who are not deeply involved in the world, and the return on investing hundreds of thousands of dollars is 500 yuan? Where is there such a business? Drug trafficking does not have so much profit!" Zhang Cui said.
The boy snorted coldly: "You are the poor man's thinking, do you know what is the most valuable thing in the world? Connections! Hundreds of thousands of people think that in the eyes of others, it is just a hair, and a rich person can pluck a hair enough for us to eat for several years! I am here to maintain my connections! Forget it, I can't say anything to people like you, so let's continue to brag about you." ”
Zhang Cuijian wanted to refute, but saw Yang Meng pick up the phone and make a phone call, seeing Yang Meng's appearance, Zhang Cuijian suddenly laughed, what is it true that he is compared to such a little hairy child.
As a result, he was stunned after Yang Meng's phone was dialed, Yang Meng was speaking English there, and after talking for a long time, he hung up the phone and shook his phone at Zhang Cuijian: "It's done!"
"Who are you calling?" asked Zhang Cuijian, puzzled.
Yang Meng smiled: "I'm not short of money, what do I want this credit card for? For 'convenience', they have a round-the-clock service team to solve all the requirements of their cardholders." I just asked them to send someone to take my car back to Heckerman to change the body and then send it to Ferrari to be repainted. If it's fast, I'll be able to see my car again in a month!"
As a result, the young man sneered: "Dude, I admire you a little, and I can't blow it anymore if others are exposed to lies, but you are good, the more you act, the more you act, the more you are real! Do you brag too much and believe what you are blowing? Make a little noise that others don't understand and pretend that you are speaking English? Who knows what the hell you mean!"
As a result, the girl next to him said, "Husband, he is indeed speaking English." ”
"Are you sure?" the boy froze.
"I can't even hear English level 6, isn't that a bad thing?" the girl said.
The young man said to Yang Meng: You are really trying to brag. It's good that you know English so well as a translator, what a brag!"
Yang Meng ignored him, but said to Zhang Cuijian: "A few days ago, I chatted with the second stunned man, and he told me a theory, saying that the more emotional experience of a good girl is in love, the more crazy she is in love, and they all say that 'a woman in love has a negative IQ', which is actually what he is talking about this kind of woman." This girl seems to be like this, she should have received a higher education, and as a result, this bastard was deceived like this. ”
"The same cannot be said. Zhang Cuijian said: "The girl herself has problems. Didn't you hear her say? For the sake of 'exquisite life', several credit cards have been maxed out! I can't understand the girls now, my company used to have a front desk, a salary of 3,005 a month, and as a result, I went to work every day Starbucks, all the famous brands in the province, I thought she had a mine at home, but it turned out to be good, and she owed a lot of debt. In the end, because the credit card was not available, the lawyer's letter was sent to the company. ”
Yang Meng stretched: "Okay." Eat and drink to your heart's content. You're right, you can't stay at home all day, I'll have a party at home another day, and everyone will go to my house to play! It's hot weather, so it's good to come and play with me!"
"Don't you still want to say that you have a swimming pool?" said the young man next to him disdainfully.
Yang Meng nodded and said, "You're right, I do have a swimming pool at home!"
Hearing his words, the young man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, he stretched out his thumb and smiled from ear to ear and said: "I'm convinced! Whoever tells me in the future that he brags badly, I'm in a hurry with him! You two are masters!"
Zhang Cuijian frowned slightly, and directly raised his hand and beckoned.
The young man was stunned: "Who are you greeting?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a Bentley driving over, and the person who got down was Zhang Cuijian's young secretary: "Boss, what's the matter?"
Zhang Cuijian said: "You send Mr. Yang home." His car was towed back by the insurance company. ”
"Okay!" the male secretary nodded.
Yang Meng asked, "Otherwise, you can go to my house with me to have fun." It was also nice to swim in the pool on this day."
As a result, Zhang Cuijian shook his head: "If you don't lose weight, you'd rather die!" This way, Xiao Chen, you send me to Long Yun first and then send Mr. Yang home!"
"Good boss. The secretary nodded and opened the door.
Zhang Cuijian was just about to get into the car when he suddenly stopped, plucked a hair from his leg and said to the young man: "You said that it will take a few years for a rich person to pluck a hair that you can eat, right? Come, I'll give you one!"