Chapter 771: Teasing

Chapter 771: Teasing (Page 1/1)

Pushing the door into the house, Chen Dahe just walked to the living room, and was stunned for a moment, hey, how can someone sit on the sofa? Looking at the back, it seems to be a little familiar.

"The boss is back," the man didn't look back, his legs shook and trembled, and he said in a weird way, "Guess who I am!"

Chen Dahe pursed his mouth and looked back at Rao Mountain.

I saw Rao Shan holding back a smile and turning his head to look around, it seemed that it was the first time he came here, and he was very surprised about everything, but he didn't look at his gaze.

This acting is poor, and no one wants to go to Phoenix Film and Television City to play tricks.

Chen Dahe pursed the corners of his mouth, looked left and right, walked to the high platform at the corner of the entrance, picked up a vase and shook it twice, well, lighter, and put it down again.

I turned around on the spot, and saw a jade horse ornament, shook it in my hand, but then put it down, the weight was just right, but how to say that it was also carved from a large piece of Hetian jade, and it would be a big loss if I bumped it.

After looking left and right for a long time, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he staggered to the opposite wall, took off a solid wood decorative rudder hanging on it, gathered it high above his head, and turned around to speed up.

Rao Shan, who had been watching him, wiped a cold sweat with black lines on his head, turned a blind eye to the impending murder, and decisively lowered his head to study the patterns on the floor.

"Hey, it's over," Ma Anguo, who had been watching the monkeys, was so frightened that he quickly stood up and dodged, holding his hands and shouting, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, if you have something to say, put down the murder weapon first." ”

"What kind of weapon is it," Chen Dahe shook the rudder in his hand and smiled kindly, "I haven't been in touch for more than four years, but I finally met an old friend and gave you a gift." ”

"It's avoided, I can't afford it," Ma Anguo seemed to think of something, took out a lighter from his pocket, shook it at Chen Dahe and said, "Look, this is called a gift." ”

As he spoke, he threw it away and threw it at him.

Chen Dahe rolled his eyes, threw the rudder in his hand, caught the lighter, spread it out and looked at it, a little surprised, "Yo, it's Du Peng's, I thought it was a treasure, it's quite tasteful." ”

Ma Anguo caught the rudder with both hands, and a cushion was stable in his chest, "Taste this thing is insulated from me, and I bought it casually at the airport duty-free shop." ”

Then he glanced at Rao Shan, who was snickering, and smashed it directly unhappily.

Rao Shan, who suffered from the disaster of pond fish, hurriedly grabbed it in his hand, and walked to the wall with a wry smile to rehang it.

The rudder weighing dozens of pounds was thrown around by them, and ordinary people really couldn't catch it.

Chen Dahe pouted, when did the Dupeng limited edition enamel lighter be sold in the airport duty-free shop?

With a flick of his fingers, the delicate lighter flew between his fingers, and he walked to the sofa and sat down with light steps, looked at Ma Anguo and said with a smile, "Okay, old horse, I went to the base camp of the American imperialists, this suit and leather shoes, hair?"

Today's Ma Anguo is not the short hair he used to be, wearing a blue cloth overalls, with an old North gold cloth shoe on his feet, Sanqikai's hair is dyed shiny with mousse, and the upper body is a sophisticated silk shirt, and Amani's black striped suit is worn outside, plus trousers of the same color, black and shiny leather shoes, the whole capital elite.

"yes," without waiting for Ma Anguo to speak, Chen Dahe's eyes rolled up, his fingers flicked, and he flew the lighter into the air, then grabbed it, and said in a weird manner, "If you don't send it, how can you even forget the well digger, good guy, it's been four years, and you didn't say a word, I thought you died outside." ”

"Get out, you kid is embarrassed to say," Ma Anguo glared angrily, "a fart hair, don't you think your kid eats spicy food in the country, I don't know, and I still take Xiaoshan Xiaolei to be corrupted, do you know what kind of life Lao Tzu lived in the United States, ah, that is,"

Before he finished speaking, he saw two disdainful glances swept over, and Chen Dahe was still slurking, patting Rao Shan and saying, "Lao Rao, what kind of environment do you say will make a forty-year-old iron man become a resentful woman?"

Rao Shan touched his chin and thought very seriously, "This situation is a little more complicated, I heard the teacher talk about psychology when I was in class, and it seems that if I want to be in a state where I want to get something for a long time, but I can't get it, there is a great possibility of becoming a resentful woman." ”

"Oh," Chen Dahe suddenly realized, his eyes turned to someone, and he asked, "Then what is there about the American emperor that is worth someone's attention but can't get?"

"That's a lot," Rao Shan snapped his fingers with great interest, "What money, silver money, copper money, house, car, beauty, ugly girl......"

"Wait, wait," Chen Dahe, who was grinning wildly, hurriedly interrupted, "This beauty is easy to understand, what's the matter with the ugly girl?"

"Oh, this," Rao Shan explained in a serious way, ignoring someone's fire-breathing eyes, "you see, Huan Fat Yan is thin, each flower has its own eyes, and there are all kinds ......of people who like it, right, some people may have a unique hobby, and they just like ugly women, right, but where are people? The beautiful emperor with long eyes and the top of his head! Maybe people can't look down on ugly women."

His eyes unconsciously glanced at Ma Anguo, who was like the bottom of a pot, Rao Shan couldn't make it anymore, and lay down on the sofa with his stomach covered and laughed wildly.

Looking at the two laughing people, Ma Anguo couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, and then laughed louder and louder, and suddenly the three of them laughed together.

After laughing, Chen Dahe patted Rao Shan, "Lao Rao, is there any wine and food here?"

Although this garden-style villa is Chen Dahe's, he is not familiar with this place as Rao Shan, so he naturally wants to ask him.

"Of course, the wine is always available, and the food must be prepared every time you come over, so I won't need to say anything more, I'll look for it," he said, and ran to the kitchen.

After a while, he came back with six wine bottles, "The old battalion commander went to the United States for four years, and he returned to China twice during this period, and he didn't drink foreign wine, and he gave you the whole second pot head, can you still drink it?"

"Joke, what do you mean can you still drink, you can remove the word no for me," Ma Anguo stood up and put his hands together, held the wine in his arms, and didn't go to the restaurant, he threw it directly on the coffee table, pulled off the lid with a bang, took a big sip, and then wiped his mouth, "Cool." ”

"You drink first, I'll get two side dishes. Rao Shan said and ran back to the kitchen.

Chen Dahe was not as violent as Ma Anguo, he gently rotated the bottle cap, opened the bottle and took a sip, and said in a sigh, "Lao Mei also has domestic liquor for sale, are you still missing this sip?"

"What's the point of drinking alone, and I don't dare to drink over there, for fear of making a mistake," Ma Anguo took another sip and said with a smile, "Two years ago, when Mr. Li was still in the United States, I went to see his old man's house, and I drank twice with the people in his office, but after all, I didn't know it well, so I couldn't drink it well, except for going home twice, I really haven't drunk for more than four years, today, we don't get drunk and don't go home!"

"If you're drunk, you won't return," Rao Shan held peanuts in one hand and a plate of braised beef in the other, came over and put it on the coffee table, sat down and said with a smile, "I'll drink with you today, Dahe still has a task tomorrow, and he will definitely not be able to drink." ”

"Yes, yes, my pig brain," Ma Anguo patted his forehead, "I almost forgot, the big river is out of tolerance, and it is indeed sloppy." ”

Chen Dahe didn't hesitate, he raised the bottle in his hand and shook it, "I'll accompany you with a bottle today, and when I return to Beijin, I'll greet you with a thirty-year-old Moutai, it's enough!"

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