Qi's mother was also happy, and quipped: "Your comrade-in-arms is blessed, eating so much, it must be easy to feed." Anyway, since you have been demobilized, hurry up and find a partner. Speaking of Aunt Wang, I remembered, isn't it that Wang matchmaker. ”

I heard Feng Siyu say that her mother likes to introduce people, but she also has a job, right?

"Anyway, it's pretty much the same, we all call her Wang Po. Mother Qi really deserves to be a member of the public women of the Song Kingdom, and as soon as she talked about the objects of introduction, she came to the spirit: "You have to have a good relationship with Wang Po, and if you have time, let Wang Po introduce you to a few objects." Maybe there's a suitable one. ”

Qi Binxuan replied impatiently: "I know, I let her son Feng Hao come to the store to do his homework after school, and I will assist him if it's okay." ”

"By the way, does Feng Siyu have a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't. ”

"And how do you feel about her?"

"People are very lively and speak kindly. I heard her brother say that she is also a college student and has just graduated and joined the workforce. ”

Qi's mother said happily: "This relationship is good, then you should contact people more, have nothing to eat, go shopping, watch a movie or something." Maybe it can be done. ”

Qi Bin couldn't cry or laugh: "Mom, what's this, I just thought about it so much after a meal." At least more contact, let's talk about it. ”

"Well, you have more contact. If you have a phone call, if you have WeChat, send more messages to chat. ”

"No, I don't. We made an appointment to have a buffet together this Saturday. Qi Binxuan said helplessly.

"Look, it's all about having dinner again, isn't that all interesting? Qi's mother said happily.

"That's not the case, Mom. It was Feng Siyu who saw that he hadn't eaten me this time, so he made an appointment to try it again next time. He said that he would be hungry for a few days, recharge his energy and wait to defeat me. By the way, Mom, don't cook so much these days, I have to pay attention to dieting these days. ”

"Hey, why are you so serious, you kid, you can't let some people do it?"

"That's not going to work, it's a matter of face. ”

"After eating, remember to go shopping with others and watch movies. Qi's mother continued to come up with ideas.

"This is not good, there will be Luo Hongyi at that time. ”

"No, you can't take her. Qi's mother was suddenly anxious.

Nothing was said all night. The next day, Qi Binxuan arrived at the store, and he felt panicked, probably because of the accumulation of food, and it seemed that he had a fever because of the accumulation of food.

Luo Hongyi suddenly smiled: "Why are you so competitive, isn't this self-inflicted." ”

Qi Bin sighed: "You say that I am also a big man, and I have been a soldier, can I lose to you women in dinner." By the way, were you okay with that much yesterday?"

Luo Hongyi said with a smile: "Did you eat too much yesterday? I only ate six or seven minutes full yesterday." If you can't eat it, you can eat a few more cages. ”

Qi Binxuan was speechless for a moment.

Luo Hongyi explained with a smile: "Our village has practiced martial arts since childhood, and the amount of food is already large. And I also have a special skill, that is, a full meal, which can last for three days. ”

"Have you eaten three days' meals? Can you fit this belly?" Qi Binxuan was speechless for a moment.

"Hmph, you're rare and weird, have you ever heard of the Bone Shrinking Technique?"

"I've heard of it, and I've seen it on TV. Some were able to drill a badminton racket without a string with bone shrinkage, and some were able to fold it into a suitcase. I heard that some people use the technique of drilling suitcases, and then hide in the suitcase, waiting for theft on the way. ”

"Then since you've heard of the Bone Shrinking Exercise, have you heard of this corresponding exercise?"

"The corresponding exercises?"

"That's right, doesn't the bone shrinking exercise make people smaller, and the corresponding exercise is to make people bigger. ”

"Getting bigger? What is the use of that kind of exercise?"

"There's always something to be done. For example, if you look dry and thin, you get bigger when you fight, and you scare others first. Luo Hongyi thought for a while and said.

Qi Bin looked at Luo Hongyi speechlessly, not knowing what to say.

Luo Hongyi smiled: "I'm not kidding you." I practiced a kind of this exercise, which is called the Qi Belly Internal Cultivation Exercise. ”

"I understand the internal cultivation of the temperament, what does this temperament mean?

"It's not the bearing, it's the belly of the belly. Take the meaning of 'practicing a breath inside, nourishing the belly with qi'. This is a type of qigong. When this exercise is practiced to a certain extent, the stomach can become more than ten centimeters larger than usual, and it is said that the lung capacity can reach 20,000, you can imagine how powerful this exercise is. ”

"I don't know if the exercises are powerful or not, but I know that women generally don't practice this. Now that women are busy losing weight, who will practice the exercises that can make their stomachs bigger. ”

"There are also useful things about this exercise, such as swimming, taking a breath in the river, and being able to expose most of your body without moving, and you can't sink even if you want to. ”

"Hey, having said so much, do you want to say that you have also practiced this exercise, so your belly can get bigger, and you can eat so much?" Qi Binxuan stared at Luo Hongyi's small waist and asked, "Look at your belly is so small, can it get bigger?"

"Hey, look at the people, stay away and watch me show you. Luo Hongyi saw that Qi Bin didn't believe it, and decided to show his exercises.

I saw Luo Hongyi standing still, waving his hands outward from the dantian, turning half a circle and falling from the top of his head and pressing onto the dantian, accompanied by inhalation. Do this three times in a row. Then raise your hands flat forward, and with a deep breath, slowly clench your hands tightly into fists and pull them back to your waist.

Qi Binxuan looked at the changes in Luo Hongyi's clothes and was stunned for a moment. Because Luo Hongyi worked as a waitress in a tea house, she followed the customs of the locals, so she no longer wore her red clothes, but wore the jeans and shirts she just bought. And this dress is more slim, and this shirt was originally a little looser, which accompanied Luo Hongyi practicing internal skills, and his belly slowly became bigger, and he held up his clothes. This is still secondary, the main thing is that Luo Hongyi's chest has also grown a few times, looking at this dress, Qi Binxuan feels that she can't breathe.

It's been more than ten seconds, Luo Hongyi is still inhaling, and her upper body is still getting bigger. Finally heard a "bump", a button on the shirt collapsed, just hit Qi Binxuan's nose, Qi Binxuan covered his nose in pain and lowered his head.

Luo Hongyi hurriedly called it a day and let out a long breath. Then he ran to Qi Binxuan in a few steps and asked if there was anything wrong. Seeing that Qi Binxuan had a nosebleed, he hurriedly went to find a tissue or something. Qi Bin hurriedly stopped and said that it was okay, just go to the water pipe to flush it yourself, and let Luo Hongyi go change her clothes first and then sew the buttons.

Luo Hongyi realized that something was wrong and went upstairs to change clothes. I muttered as I walked, the quality of this dress is too poor, I have to buy a looser one in the future, and it is more convenient to practice martial arts.

When Luo Hongyi came down, Qi Binxuan also cleaned up, and the two felt a little embarrassed. Luo Hongyi took the initiative to find a topic: "Is your fever better?" You said that you can still eat a fever after eating, like a child. ”

"It's okay, I'll be fine when I drink some hawthorn water. These two days are empty, and I have to compare with you two days after two days. By the way, next time you're going to have to open it up and eat it. Buffet, anyway, no matter how much you eat, it's so much price. It is said that there are few people who can eat back, so this time it's up to you to see if you can eat enough. By the way, speaking of fever, I think of some interesting things about Lu Yu's military training. ”

At this time, Luo Hongyi was also interested and asked what interesting things happened. Then Qi Binxuan told her.

Not long after joining the army, Lu Yu came into contact with radio remote control technology, which made him want to modify his robot dog. Previously, his robot dog had to be ridden to operate, just like driving a car manually. If this is modified to operate remotely, it will directly become unmanned.

But he usually has a lot of training, and Lu Yu has a character who is like doing something immediately, and he really wants to plunge into radio modification, how can he be in the mood to train. At this time, Zhan Lao Er found that Lu Yu was restless all day and asked what was going on. After asking about the situation, he said with a smile, this is easy to do, he has been in this situation since he was a child. Zhan Lao Er gave Lu Yu a trick, and also paid him to buy materials and related books, but in exchange, let him play for a few days after the robot dog was modified. Lu Yu hurriedly agreed.

So, under the guidance of Zhan Laoer, Lu Yu asked Captain Zhuge for sick leave, saying that he had a fever. Captain Zhuge saw that Lu Yu's spirit was not bad, he didn't believe it, and reached out and touched Lu Yu's forehead, which was really a little hot.

Can it not be hot, I deliberately smeared some capsaicin before coming, this is spicy, sweating all over.

Captain Zhuge is not a vegetarian, he is a well-informed person, and he has seen a lot of people who pretend to be sick and do not train, and he has never seen any tricks. So he took out a thermometer from the drawer and handed it to Lu Yu.

Lu Yu didn't speak, looked at the scale, then turned sideways slightly, walked to a seat, held a metal section as he walked, and shook the thermometer twice. After that, I looked at the scale and put it under my armpit.

Captain Zhuge took the book and read it there, while Lu Yu closed his eyes and recuperated a little, sorting out the wireless remote control knowledge he had learned in the past few days. After waiting for six or seven minutes, Captain Zhuge motioned to Lu Yu to bring a thermometer, and looked, good guy, it's forty degrees. At this moment, even if it is said that a minor injury is not in the line of fire, it is not suitable. So he approved Lu Yu's leave and asked him to go to the military doctor to have a look and rest more.

In this way, Lu Yu had time to concentrate on learning radio remote control technology, and then modify his mechanical dog.

Luo Hongyi said with a smile: "This kid actually learned to steal and play tricks when he arrived at the barracks. But what's the deal with that thermometer? How did it reach 40 degrees, and did he have some heat source in it?"

Qi Binxuan explained: "That's not true, but your suggestion can also be considered, try a constant heat source next time." You said that I want to invent a constant 40 degrees heat source, which can be sandwiched under the armpit when the body temperature is measured, and then put it on Taobei to sell, can I make a lot of money? ”

Luo Hongyi said with a look of disdain: "Just don't be seized like you." ”

Qi Bin smiled and said, "It's okay, can you name the tricky toy." Okay, no kidding, didn't you just say that. When Lu Yu shook the thermometer, he walked to the chair, and at that time, his body happened to block the captain's vision, and then he held a piece of metal and threw it upside down. Originally, the mercury in the thermometer was thrown at the metal end, but now it was thrown to the scale. Therefore, his 40-degree body temperature was not measured, but thrown out. ”

Luo Hongyi asked, "Then did he modify the robot dog during the pretending illness?"

"No, it didn't take long for his feigned illness to be revealed. ”

"How did you debunk it?"

"This is mainly because Captain Zhuge cares about him. I don't know what happened to his fever, but the next night I suddenly remembered and went to the dormitory to check the guard. Originally, I touched his head, and I didn't have a fever, and the normal military training passed the next day. Who knew that when Captain Zhuge was about to leave, Lu Yu actually talked in his sleep. ”

"Lu Yu still talks in his dreams?" Luo Hongyi said in surprise.

"yes, don't you know? Oh, you need to be careful. This kid is scary at night, he is sleeping, and suddenly he sits up, and then he talks in his dreams, and sometimes he doesn't speak, it's just a 'hey, hey, hey' smirk, very infiltrating. If you get married, remember to remind him not to be scary, if not, you can sleep in a separate room with him, or tie him up before going to bed. Qi Binxuan quipped.

Luo Hongyi's face was flushed with shame, and he held a tablecloth in his hand and crumpled it up and threw it at Qi Binxuan.

"Alright, no kidding you. Qi Binxuan dodged the rag, and then continued: "This Lu Yu also sat up suddenly, which startled Captain Zhuge at that time, and then Lu Yu laughed, and after laughing, he said that second brother, your plan is really good, even that little Zhuge was deceived, and after his robot dog was studied in two days, he remotely commanded to find Xiao Zhuge to bite him and scare him." ”

"Ahh

"No, Captain Zhuge should still have done nothing and let him study. After he modified the robot dog, Lu Yu controlled the robot dog and wanted to ambush Captain Zhuge . As soon as the robot dog appeared in front of Captain Zhuge in front of him, Captain Zhuge knocked the dog over with a stick, then took out a hemp bag, pocketed the robot dog, dragged it to find us, and told us that we were so lucky today, as soon as we went out, we met a big dog, just caught us to improve our food. Haha, it's really hard for Captain Zhuge to be the captain of Zhuge , he has been carrying a stick and a sack for the past few days, and I don't know where he usually puts it. And this robot dog is not light, weighing more than 100 pounds, and dragged it in front of them. ”

"You're a funny captain, too. What happened to this in the end?"

Lu Yu pretended to be sick to avoid training, so that he usually increased the amount of training and made up for the training in the past few days. When Lu Yu trains, everyone needs to supervise together. At the same time, because pretending to be sick caused serious psychological trauma to Captain Zhuge , he needs to make a robot dog to compensate Captain Zhuge as well. In view of Lu Yu's intention to attack the commander with a robot dog, he was punished for developing a simulated robot bird. Zhan Fu was fined for buying materials for research because of the accident and failure to report it. At the same time, we are responsible for providing snacks and drinks when everyone supervises. Therefore, in the future, I will often encounter this kind of scene, where Lu Yu is running in circles or doing physical training there on the playground, and Captain Zhuge is taking six team members to nibble on watermelons there. Zhan Fu handed melon seeds and peanuts for a while, and fanned Captain Zhuge from time to time, like a dog's legs. Not to mention, it feels really good to be able to have tea and snacks while others are training, and you can watch it there. ”

Luo Hongyi said angrily: "Hmph, if I have a chance, I will have a good understanding of that Zhuge captain." ”

"Actually, it was just a joke. What Captain Zhuge means is that as long as he says what he wants to do, Captain Zhuge will approve it. You don't know that the superiors are still very tolerant of our squadron. Because we are a special squadron test site. ”

"Test point?"

"Well, that's a long story. And some of them involve some confidentiality regulations, so I won't tell you about them now. I'll tell you when it's decrypted or when the time is right. Qi Binxuan waved his hand and said.