Chapter Forty-Eight: Father Qi, who has a lot of face
The next day, there was another red dress, dressed in a somewhat sexy mask and sunglasses with a big brimmed hat. Before she could take off her disguise, Qi Binxuan asked, "Are you ignorant of fire dance?"
"Yes, but you haven't taken off the disguise yet, how did you recognize me?
"Of course not. ”
"Why, how can we say that we are also stars. As he spoke, he took off his mask, sunglasses, and big-brimmed hat.
Not to mention, this looks quite similar to the original. Qi Binxuan explained helplessly: "You can be regarded as a role-playing at most." If they all wore similar clothes like you, how much would I have to pay?"
The person who came said to himself: "I am myself, how do you say that I am playing?
"Like!" Qi Binxuan said helplessly: "But I don't know that Huo Wu is a character in the comics, how can you be me, are you from the second dimension? But you don't look at it from the side." Qi Binxuan quipped.
I don't know Huo Wu said helplessly: "Okay, since you can't drink tea with your face, then rely on your ability." I have an iron fan here, and I ask the boss to taste it. ”
Saying that, Shiranui Dance opened the stance, took out the fan props used in cosplay, and performed a set of fan kung fu.
I saw that I didn't know that the fire dance used the fan to make more than 20 different fan movements, such as opening, closing, holding, stabbing, racking, hanging, splitting, wearing, teasing, cloud, wrist flower, etc., the moves have both feminine beauty and masculinity, the appearance and shun and the qi is filled inside, the air shape is all on the outside and holds calm and quiet, and the spirit is hidden and not revealed, which is simply a kind of fan art that is completely integrated. After playing a set of fan methods, Shiranui unfolded the fan and threw it diagonally upward, and the fan turned around in the air like a dart flying back and forth, and returned to Shiranui Wu's hand. Then she inhaled and called it a day.
After he finished practicing the Iron Fan Technique, he said, "What's the matter, can you mix a pot of tea with this?"
Qi Bin smiled and lightly clapped his hands a few times, and exclaimed: "Of course you can, with this kung fu, you can not only mix a pot of tea to drink, but in the future, as long as my teahouse does not close down, you can drink it whenever you want." You can also sweep the floor and wipe the table here, and you can rest in the upstairs room at night, and if you don't have money to spend it, you can take a few from the drawer and use it as your home. ”
Shiranui sneered, turned back to her original voice and asked, "How do you know it's mine?"
"From the time you put your fan together and used your family stick technique. Then I figured it out, you played all the stars before co-authoring. It seems that the makeup artist is very serious about teaching, and you have her true inheritance. By the way, I would like to ask, if I don't recognize you today, when are you going to pretend again?"
Luo Hongyi sighed and said: "At most, hold on for two or three days, the costumes, props and hotel rent are too expensive, and I am almost out of money." ”
"You have the money to buy props and costumes, but you don't have the money to replace your sunglasses and hat? ”
"If you can save it, you can save it, and besides, even if I didn't change my sunglasses and big brim hat, didn't you recognize me?"
Qi Binxuan defended himself after hearing this: "I didn't think about that. Besides, if you play a female star, am I embarrassed to look at other people's faces? If you play a male star, I will definitely recognize it immediately. ”
"Actually, I was thinking of playing the Czech Spyro tomorrow, and then singing a Peking Opera to you in the voice of Sipi Flowing Water. Speaking of Luo, Luo Hongyi sang two lines: "'I was originally a Czech Sparrow, and the Pirates of the Caribbean are me.'" (There is this version of Peking Opera in "Love Apartment", which is very interesting, and the author chased this drama after watching this small video) How about it?
"Yes, better than I sing. Qi Binxuan was perfunctory for a moment, and then said: "Didn't you just finish filming the movie, and they didn't pay you? Why are you running out of money in just a few days?"
"The salary they give me is a box office commission, and if the box office is good, it will be a lot of money. It's a pity that there is no cash. As far as the cost of my props for food and accommodation in the past few days is concerned, you still give me the leftovers. ”
Qi Binxuan was furious when he heard this: "Then you don't come back early, how expensive it is to stay in a hotel outside." There are also those who buy these props and clothes, which they usually can't be worn, they are all disposable, what's the use. Don't you know that it's not easy to make money now, and you still spend this unjust money......"
When Qi Binxuan said it and took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, Luo Hongyi hurriedly interjected: "Okay, okay, I know." When my box office share comes, you won't have to pay it back. Besides, I didn't spend money in vain, at least you got celebrity photos and videos, didn't you? People only look the same, who cares if it's a copycat or not. You didn't write your name, did you? ”
Qi Binxuan gave up at this time, waved his hand and said, "Okay, then forget it, don't talk about you." You don't have to pay it back, it's your salary. ”
Seeing the meal, Qi Binxuan asked Luo Hongyi what he wanted to eat. Luo Hongyi said that he wanted to have a big meal, and he was eating snacks and ramen noodles these days, and the net picture was cheaper.
Qi Binxuan asked, "So why save it?"
Luo Hongyi said sternly and confidently: "Save money to buy props and clothes." How else can I play tricks on you?"
In this regard, Qi Bin was speechless, so he had to sigh with emotion: "It seems that playing tricks on people does have to pay a price!"
The two searched for a home through the map, and the reviews were good, but the meals that they had never been to far away. After ordering, while waiting, a waiter stepped forward and said, "Handsome guy and beauty, congratulations on becoming the lucky customer of our store, can I take a photo of you for this free meal?" Qi Binxuan and Luo Hongyi thought that it was a lucky customer filing and needed to explain to the boss, so they smiled and nodded and agreed.
Qi Binxuan said to Luo Hongyi: "I'm so lucky today, I actually met a free order, I knew that I had ordered more just now." ”
"You can add vegetables now, too. Luo Hongyi quipped.
"I'm sorry about that. ”
"Hmph, death is a shame. ”
Qi Bin was unconvinced: "Then you go and say it." ”
Luo Hongyi said stiffly: "I will say what I say." ”
Calling the waiter, Luo Hongyi said, "Two glasses of orange juice." Then he added: "Do I need to add money for this?"
The waiter smiled awkwardly and said, "Originally, adding dishes didn't belong to the category of free orders, but since it's just two glasses of orange juice, let's send two." ”
Qi Binxuan bit the straw for drinking orange juice, gritted his teeth and asked, "This is what you want to come for throwing away your face? Can two glasses of orange juice cost ten yuan?"
Luo Hongyi took a sip of orange juice elegantly and asked rhetorically, "Isn't ten yuan money? That's also a small bargain, why don't you take it." ”
Qi Binxuan muttered in a low voice: "I'm embarrassed to let the restaurant add more dishes, just forget it, you are dying, you want to save face." ”
When the waiter returned, another waiter asked him, "Why are you paying for them and lying to them as lucky customers?"
The waiter showed him the photo on his phone and whispered mysteriously, "In order to take this clear photo." ”
"Can a photo be worth more than two hundred?"
"More than that, this picture can be worth a thousand. ”
"Really, fake. ”
"Really, a friend of mine is from the paparazzi and said that if I have a picture of a celebrity coming here to eat, I will send him a thousand, and if the quality is good, I will give a thousand. I've already taken it once. ”
"Those two are celebrities? Why don't I know each other?"
"The movie "Chinese Husband" that is going to be released recently, haven't you seen the promotional film? I watched it, these two people have roles in it, and they will definitely be popular when the time comes. This photo of mine must be a good gossip, and I can discuss more points with that friend. ”
The next day, an entertainment news of "Shocked! The mysterious man dating the heroine of "The Chinese Husband" was exposed, and it turned out to be him!" The entertainment news swept a wave of heat. It's a pity that the two protagonists who don't pay attention to gossip entertainment don't know about it, and the film crew doesn't care so much when they see that they can promote the film.
After the broadcast of "Chinese Husband", the business of that restaurant was extremely hot. The owner felt incredible. So I secretly asked the customer, and learned that after watching the movie "The Chinese Husband", I liked the protagonist very much, and the entertainment news said that these two people had eaten together in this restaurant, so they came here to get a touch of the stars.
The boss hurriedly searched out the photos of Qi Binxuan and Luo Hongyi eating in the restaurant from the Internet, found a professional to beautify them, enlarged them and hung them on the wall, and explained to the waiter.
It's a pity that the two of them don't know about this matter, otherwise they are afraid that they will often bring friends here for dinner, so they will look at the big photos on the wall, and they must have eaten with peace of mind.
On this day, Dad Qi came to the tea house after playing cards, found an empty table to sit down, and then picked up the tea poured by Luo Hongyi, the shopkeeper, and watched Luo Hongyi work with a smile.
Qi Binxuan saw that Qi's father was behaving differently, so he sat down with him and asked what was the matter?
Father Qi smiled and didn't explain, but just said that he would watch the second child of our shop work.
After hearing this, Qi Bin also followed Qi's father's gaze, and saw Luo Hongyi cleaning up the tea sets left behind by the tea guests. I saw that she put the teapot and teacups one by one on the tea tray with a big grin, and put it on the tea tray, and then walked quickly to the bathroom, and after a few steps, the teacups in the stack were unstable, fell down two, snapped twice, and fell into pieces.
Seeing this, Qi Bin turned his head to see that Qi's father narrowed his glasses, an inexplicable smile rippled at the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly gave Luo Hongyi a round: "Do you work, it is inevitable to bump and bump, and it is normal to break a teacup." ”
Father Qi echoed with a smile: "Well, a few teacups are worth a few dollars, you can buy another batch after a while, and the batch is cheap." ”
After a while, a few people came, and Luo Hongyi was about to boil water with an electric kettle to make tea for them. Who knew that the kettle was a little too much water, and as soon as the water boiled, a lot overflowed, and the result was that it overflowed to the interface under the kettle, only to hear a sting, the kettle rose with green smoke, the electric switch also tripped, and the tea house was dim, which caused the customers to scream.
Qi Binxuan didn't care about Qi's father being there hehehe, he hurriedly walked closer, unplugged the kettle, and then went to push the gate knife up, and the tea house was lit up again. Then he found a spare kettle to boil water, and told Luo Hongyi not to fill it so much this time, two-thirds of it was fine.
Qi Bin was busy for a while, sat down next to Qi's father again, and said: "There is a problem with the design of this kettle, do you boil water, it will inevitably splash water." You see this, if you touch a little water, it will burn out. ”
Father Qi knew that Qi Binxuan was saying good things to Luo Hongyi, and he didn't talk much, but he just smirked, and said in his heart Is that a little water, it's almost full of Jinshan.
Dad Qi suddenly thought of something and asked, "It seems that we have changed four or five kettles in the store during this time, right?"
Qi Binxuan explained: "That's because Luo Hongyi thinks that the water is boiling too slowly, and there are many guests, so I want to burn more at a time." I've told her, I'll pay more attention next time......"
Before Qi Binxuan could finish explaining, he heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping. Looking up, I saw Luo Hongyi holding the wrist of an obscene man with one hand, and with a backhand, the man was half-kneeling on the ground. The man still cursed in his mouth, and then Luo Hongyi kicked straight and kicked the man out more than three meters away.
Luo Hongyi scolded loudly: "You don't want to inquire about who this girl is, you dare to tease us with your ability?"
The lewd man still didn't say anything, and Father Qi stepped forward and shouted: "Isn't this a kid of the old Zhang family? Why, you're a hooligan to Lao Tzu? Your father doesn't dare to go wild with me, but you kid is so guts." If you don't succeed in flirting, you deserve it, if you don't accept it, why don't I take you to your father for a review?"
When the man looked at Father Qi, he suddenly wilted like a deflated ball, and said, "Don't mind, Uncle Qi, it turns out that you are also here, I didn't see it just now." Didn't we mean to, didn't we drink too much horse urine and haven't woken up yet? We're all neighbors, so don't tell my dad, or I'll not be able to get out of bed for more than a month. ”
It turned out that Lao Zhang usually didn't educate this uncompetitive son, but once it was too much, Lao Zhang ripped off his pants, beat his ass to the point that his skin was open, and he lay on the bed for more than a month.
Father Qi said with a smile: "Didn't you see me? If you don't see me, you can come to my tea house to spread wild? ”
"Okay, I'll get out. After the lewd man finished speaking, he barely got up, hunched over, and moved out of the tea house holding his stomach.
Father Qi beckoned to everyone and said, "It's okay, it's okay, everyone continues to play, the tea money is free today." ”
The guests laughed, and then went about their jobs.
Qi Binxuan waited for Qi's father to sit down, and then said: "Luo Hongyi is usually not like this, it is very compatible with the guests to talk and laugh, this is mainly to blame that Xiao Zhang is not a thing, I remember that I also beat him a few times, just if I was next to me, it was not Luo Hongyi's turn, I would have made a move." ”
Father Qi laughed and said, "Although Xiao Luomao is hairy and short-tempered, he can break a tea bowl and boil a kettle, and even fight......
Qi Binxuan didn't feel good when he heard this, Dad Qi counted Luo Hongyi's shortcomings here, wouldn't he want to expel her. Lu Yu hasn't come back yet, she has no relatives here, what can she do when she goes out? Just about to say something good to Luo Hongyi, but Qi's father waved his hand and motioned to listen to him.
"But, none of this is a big deal, the key is that she gives me a long face. ”
"Huh?" Qi Binxuan was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Luo Hongyi, although he was heroic, but his appearance was really not too outstanding, and asked, "Because she is beautiful?"
"Haha, because she's our shopkeeper. Qi's father continued: "Playing cards today, a card friend bragged about what famous car his son bought and where he went to play. At this time, another card friend said, what is it, the second little brother of the old Qi family is still the heroine of the movie, and she is still a star. Haha, Bei'er has face!"
But at this time, there was a crisp sound of "pop-", which gave this happy atmosphere a hint of gloom.
Father Qi coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, come back." Bin Xuan, if you have time, you can buy a batch of tea sets, don't seek to be exquisite or not, as long as it's cheap!"