Chapter 6 Your way of picking up girls is very low-level

"What's the matter? The motorcycle was lost again?" Lao Liu, who was on the phone, heard Yang Meng's scolding and asked, "This is the third one this year, right?"

Yang Meng's face was ugly: "What's wrong with me today? I almost lost my life first, and now I lost my motorcycle again." It's not a good day to go out. ”

"Ahh

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's just whining." ”

Lao Liu smiled after hearing this: "Don't say that I say cool things, now thieves are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, if you really buy an expensive motorcycle, no one will steal you." It's just like this that cheap motorcycles are often stolen. ”

Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "Do you think I don't want to buy a 1000CC big guy? We can't afford it? Forget it, I won't tell you more, I will go to the DMV to hang up and lose it now, and I will lose my car now and become a frequent visitor to the DMV." ”

Lao Liu laughed after hearing this: "Okay, hurry up, don't forget to go back to the site for a meeting!"

Yang Meng nodded: "Okay, go back and buy two packs of cigarettes to honor you, otherwise the five hundred yuan will be contributed to Zhou Papi." ”

"It's all a small matter for colleagues. The two of them exchanged a few polite words and hung up the phone.

Thinking about his motorcycle again, Yang Meng sighed, alas, the money is gone!

Is money or life important? Of course。。。。。。 Money!

Life can come back in the next life, and money can't be earned in this life, and it's unwilling to die.

Now although he is said to be the Emperor of Dongyue, what will he do as the Emperor of Dongyue?

Relying on a few basic spells that he knows how to catch ghosts? What age is it now? If he runs out and says that he can catch ghosts, will he be sent to a psychiatric hospital?

As for the wine gourd that the mysterious male fairy gave to his Yidi, it was said that it could cure all diseases.

Doesn't this fairy brag about making drafts?

Society is developing, and so are the diseases! Are there AIDS in the era when the gods are everywhere? Is there the Ebola virus? Is there SARS? Can this Yidi's medicine and wine cure these diseases?

Besides, if I go to the hospital to treat people for some reason, let alone whether I will let the hospital call the police and arrest them, even if I am cured, it is the ability of the hospital doctors, and I will be specially responsible for the accident! In these years, everyone has the words 'seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages' in their hearts. Isn't it stupid for me to hit the muzzle of the gun stupidly?

The pie that fell from the sky is not a pie, it's better to make money in a down-to-earth way, go to a meeting in the evening, you can have a meal and eat a hundred yuan, and you can make money by taking leave today, not bad.

Of course, the first thing to do is to go to the police station first, and losing a motorcycle is not a trivial matter!

It is difficult to get back a stolen motorcycle, especially his kind of cheap motorcycle, because the value of the car is not high, it is not a big case, and it is impossible to get it back in a few hours like a foreign friend who lost his bicycle in China. Generally, when a large car theft criminal gang is cracked, it is only when the grass is beaten to find the lost motorcycle.

But although it was difficult to find the car, Yang Meng couldn't help but report the case. If you don't report the case, the stolen car has an accident, Yang Meng is still the owner of the car, and he will still be responsible, so if he loses the motorcycle, he must go to the police station to report the case immediately, and he must also cancel the account of the lost motorcycle, otherwise it will be a trouble for him to buy a motor vehicle in the future.

The process of reporting the loss of the household is extremely cumbersome, you must first go to the police station with your ID card and motorcycle-related certificates, and the police will issue a certificate of theft of the motorcycle, and then take this certificate to the vehicle management office where the motorcycle enters the house for the record. Yang Meng has been stolen twice, and this set of procedures is clear.

And because Yang Meng was stolen twice, the motorcycle was also a long lesson this time, and he gave the motorcycle that had just been stolen a theft insurance. If the police don't find his motorcycle for two months, the insurance company will have to pay money! And if you want to get compensation from the insurance company, you must provide the insurance company with proof of the receipt of the report, the records of the vehicle management office, etc., otherwise you will not get the money!

Therefore, if the motorcycle is lost, you must go to the police station to report the loss as soon as possible.

Yang Meng spent an afternoon to complete all the formalities and then hurried to the site to ------ Zhou to pick up the skin tube for dinner, such a good thing is not common!

But after returning to the site, Yang Meng found that the gate was closed, and everyone's takeaway cars were still there, but where did the people go?

He hurriedly called Lao Liu: "Lao Liu, why is there no one in the station?"

Lao Liu was obviously eating in his mouth when he spoke, picked up the phone and said vaguely: "Xiao Yang, where are you? Why haven't you come back?"

Yang Meng looked around: "I'm at the door of our station." Why isn't there any?"

Lao Liu suddenly lowered his voice and said: "I heard that if you don't come, you will have to deduct the money, and Zhou Papi will please eat, so everyone is back, and Zhou Papi likes to engage in face projects, so he directly borrowed a conference room from the property company, and now everyone is eating here." ”

Yang Meng asked curiously, "Lao Liu, what good things to eat?"

Lao Liu's voice lowered: ", can Zhou Papi do bloodletting? One boxed lunch per person, two vegetarian dishes and one egg, the retail price is five yuan, and the wholesale price is three yuan." ”

"Damn!" Yang Meng couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "I'll just say, it's really too difficult to want Zhou to peel the skin and bleed!"

"Alright, don't complain, come on, everybody has to sign in. In the office building behind our station, just take the elevator directly to the eighteenth floor! If you don't hurry up, the three-yuan boxed lunch will be gone!" Lao Liu said.

"Okay, okay, I'll be right away!" Yang Meng buckled the phone and ran to the office building behind------ a three-yuan boxed lunch, that's also rice, isn't it?

When Yang Meng arrived at the office building, he happened to take a step up from the underground parking lot, but when the elevator door opened, Yang Meng was startled first, hesitated for a moment before shaking his head and walked into the elevator.

There are two ladies in the elevator, one is a standard beauty, looking in her twenties, belonging to the kind of face that will look back at her when you see her on the road. According to Yang Meng's girl's appearance scoring standard, this girl has at least 85 points. Now that it has entered the late autumn, it is too cold, but this beauty is wearing a suit and skirt, and she is wearing stockings instead of pantyhose on her legs, and she is really not afraid of the cold。。。。。。

Well, everyone is a car class, there is a car when you go out, there is air conditioning in the house, and you don't care if it's cold. It's not like I run around on a motorcycle all day like myself, and he has to put on three pairs of autumn pants when others wear them, and he has to wear three sweaters for others! Otherwise, he will definitely have severe arthritis when he gets old.

However, Yang Meng's focus is not on her, but on another girl next to this beauty.

Well, this 'girl' is indeed too distinctive, Yang Meng swears to God, she is not very old, maybe she is in her twenties, but her two eyes are shrouded in dark circles and the national treasure panda is the same. At first glance, it is the kind of life that is extremely irregular. And she is 1.7 meters tall and weighs at least 188, as for her appearance? Director Feng has a movie that is really suitable to describe her appearance------ "A Sigh".

But the relationship between the two is very intimate at first glance, the fat girl is like a man holding the shoulders of the beauty, and the beauty looks good at first glance, such a heavy physique leans on her, she seems to be nothing.

It seems that this is a pair of 'Lala', which is the so-called lesbian. Such people are not uncommon now.

Yang Meng didn't hide his curiosity, after all, he really hadn't been in contact with 'Lala', and the two women also noticed him and tilted their heads to look at Yang Meng together.

It is said that 'you know etiquette when you are in a hurry, and you know honor and disgrace when you have enough food and clothing', isn't it a joke to make a person like Yang Meng, who is 'not in a good position and has insufficient food and clothing', become a gentleman? He even has the idea of taking out his mobile phone to take pictures of the two of them now.

The fat girl asked Yang Meng with a curious expression, "Hmm, are you looking at me?"

And the beautiful woman in the skirt looked gentle and gentle, but her speech was not as gentle as her appearance, and she stared at Yang Meng directly with wide eyes: "Hey, what are you looking at?"

Yang Meng said indifferently: "How do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me?" Besides, I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at the fat sister next to you. ”

"What?" The suit beauty widened her eyes when she heard Yang Meng's words.

And the fat girl next to her pointed to her nose: "Can you really see me?"

Yang Meng was stunned for a moment, what kind of bullshit problem is this? In such a small space in the elevator, there are only three people in total, can I not see you? He said impatiently: "Can I not see you with such a big face?"

The pretty girl glared at her: "What did you say? Who do you say has a big fat face?"

When the fat girl heard this, her expression became serious, and she asked Yang Meng in a swishing tone, "Can anyone really see me?

Yang Meng was stunned in place, looking the fat girl up and down, not looking carefully, he took a breath of cool air after looking carefully: "Hiss。。。。。。 What the hell?"

The fat girl didn't even have her feet floating next to the pretty girl. No wonder she leaned on the beautiful girl, who didn't feel tired, feeling that this was a female ghost?

Damn, I went to Dongyue Palace by myself and can really see ghosts now?

This was the first time he had seen a ghost, and he was nervous.

As a result, the beautiful girl snorted coldly: "Who do you say is a ghost? Oh, I see, this is the way you came up with a pick-up? Please, this way of picking up girls is very low-level, and I have no interest in men like you at all." ”

How can this Nima feel so good about himself?

"Whether you believe it or not, I have no interest in you, I also have a girlfriend, I just remind you: there is a female ghost by your side to accompany you, tsk, at least top you three fat! Be careful to crush you to death when you sleep!"