Chapter 64 Drinking will also lead to immortals
"That ......" a certain finch that had been ignored for a long time suddenly spoke, "Have the two immortals forgotten, we still have something to do?" kindly reminded. But her heart was dripping blood, did she find the wrong person, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, didn't she say that the lion protector of the western heavens is the most universal sentient beings, and is dedicated to the Buddha? Why, from their words and deeds, she felt a trace of flirting and scolding? It must be that the immortal qi above the nine heavens is too heavy, disturbing her thinking, it must be!
As if he suddenly found that there were other people around him, Wang Yiyi immediately straightened his face and made a posture that no one should approach, noble and holy.
is worthy of being an actor, changing his face faster than turning a book! Xiao Yusheng complained in his heart, and immediately put away his temperament, and cautiously followed behind Wang Yiyi, after all, on the territory of the fairy family, let's be goblins, low-key, low-key.
I don't know how long I walked, how many high-rise temples I passed, Xiao Yusheng from the beginning of the amazement and surprise to the current silence, the same building to see too much, will produce aesthetic fatigue, to say that the aesthetics of the fairy world is so unified? are all high-rise temples, not at all as attractive as the Motuo Wonderland.
"It's here. Wang Yiyi suddenly stopped and spoke. Xiao Yusheng didn't pay attention, bumped into it, and slammed his nose on the back of someone's head.
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"Woo, it hurts!" pretended to howl and rubbed his nose, intending to get away with it, but was punctured all at once.
"The effect of force is mutual, and also, walk with a little eye in the future, don't always be frizzy. ”
"Oh, I'm sorry!" obediently admit his mistakes, and sure enough, Mr. Wang has the temperament of being a teacher, educating people, one by one.
"Let's go inside. Wang Yiyi opened his mouth, and Xiao Yusheng and the finch spirit followed behind and walked in.
At the moment of walking, it seems to have come to the sea of red flowers, a long red line is flying in the air, from time to time there are two red lines approaching, and leaving, and then approaching, and then leaving, occasionally there are two red lines approaching, entangled, and then landing, blooming from the ground A bright flower, the flowers are in full bloom, there are two red lines growing again, small, to mature and float into the air, and another search, close, leave.
Xiao Yusheng was stunned by the scene in front of him, and suddenly watched a rabbit jump out, jumped in the air, grabbed the red thread that had been wrapped in the air for a long time, but could not take root and bloom, picked up a small shovel, snorted a few times, dug out a hole, and then buried the two threads in it, and there were words in his mouth, and he didn't know where to conjure up a big kettle, and poured it on the buried thread.
When he was done with everything, he looked up at the three of them, raised his paws, and said, "Hello!"
Ahh
"Hello, Protector Wang, what kind of wind blew you to the Yuelao Temple. The rabbit jumped over, and in the blink of an eye it turned into a man who could not distinguish between male and female, with three red dots dotted between his eyebrows, and he was very handsome, and looked at the three of them with a smile on his face.
"Hu Xianjun, hello, it's just that there are some things that come to mind to the Yue Lao Temple, so I can take a look at the marriage book of the old Yue. Wang Yiyi replied.
"Oh, you're looking for Yue Lao, it's too unfortunate, Yue Lao drank a lot of alcohol just now, and confused the marriage between many men and women, and now I'm resorting out those marriage lines, I guess I don't have time to see you. Hu Xianjun patted his thigh and said apologetically, with a helpless face.
"Well, excuse me, are you a rabbit god?" Xiao Yusheng interjected cautiously.
"Yes. The rabbit god replied proudly.
"Isn't the rabbit god supposed to be in the Rabbit Temple? Xiao Yusheng asked in a low voice, isn't the Yuelao Temple the place in charge of the marriage between men and women?
"Hahahaha, this is an innovation of our heavenly palace, the Yuelao Temple is generally in charge of the marriage between men and women, but the way of heaven changes, everything has to change with the times, although now everyone still does not understand that the love of men and women is the same as the love of men and women, it is normal, but I have communicated with the gods of the Western country, and there are already many people in them who have such thoughts, so how can the gods of our Eastern country lag behind others, so the will of heaven, let us merge, and in the future, the Yuelao Temple will not only be in charge of the love of men and women, but also in charge of the love of men and women, the love of women and so on, of course, all kinds of love will be derived in the futureWhat we have to do is to make changes in our own thinking in advance in order to change others. The reason why the gods are above mortals is simply that their minds are more open-minded than them. Hu Xianjun said with a smile and patted Xiao Yusheng's shoulder, "I think you and the Lion Protector are quite compatible, do you want me to tie your marriage line together and bury it, maybe it will bloom one day." ”
The words were amazing, Xiao Yusheng immediately took two steps back: "Don't don't, my brother and I are pure brothers, and I don't want to come out of the closet for the time being." With a terrifying expression, this immortal monarch is really different from the immortal in his impression!
"Hahahaha, c
ack ajoke!” Hu Xianjun bent down and hugged his stomach and laughed, "The marriage of the immortals is not under our control, not to mention that the lion protector who has long jumped out of the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements is not under my control." I can't imagine that our rabbit is getting more and more cute, and the world says that the cunning rabbit, how can you be so easy to deceive......?
Uh, you're the pride of the bunny, but why do you want to smoke it?
"Brother, I've already helped you, but people don't want to come out for the time being, it seems that you still have to work hard!" Hu Xianjun quietly came to Wang Yiyi's side, and said in a low voice, with an expression on his face that I have seen through you.
Wang Yiyi didn't refute, but just looked at the certain Xiao rabbit who was scratching his ears and cheeks because of Hu Xianjun's words, and unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, why is it so cute?
But jokes aside, the right thing to do is still to be done. Under Wang Yiyi's repeated inquiries, Hu Xianjun finally reluctantly remembered: "Oh, by the way, in addition to Yue Lao's marriage book, you can check the marriage, there is also a side that can check the afterlife and this life, the cycle of cause and effect." The marriage mirror can help you, however, this mirror is a novelty, and the mana to be consumed is very large, and the old moon thinks it's a chicken rib, and it's not as simple and easy to use as the marriage book, so he sealed it, but it just so happened that when he went to sort out the marriage line that he messed up with before entering the customs, he told me the sealed mantra so that he needed it in case of emergency. However, you have to think about it, it requires a very, very lot of mana, and I tried it with Yue Lao, and the divine power was exhausted, and it was only a time to look at a cup of tea. There are so many people with the same name and surname in this world, and the time you have to consume is estimated to be much more than a cup of tea, so are you sure you want to watch it?"
"I'm tired of the Immortal Monarch who has opened the seal. Wang Yiyi smiled at Hu Xianjun.
Mom, Wang Yiyi, are you sacrificing your beauty? Xiao Yusheng complained, no way, just blame the person opposite just now for smiling too beautifully, which made Xiao Yusheng's heart flutter, but why does the marriage mirror not have a search engine function, and you still have to look up people with the same name and surname? This function is not complete, and it still needs to be improved.
After a while, a two-person mirror appeared in front of Hu Xianjun, and after reciting a mantra, all the seals on the mirror disappeared, Hu Xianjun took a step back and gave up the venue to Wang Yiyi.
My God, is this a mirror? It's so big, no wonder it consumes so much fairy power, can't it be smaller, hold it in the palm of your hand like a mobile phone, isn't it fragrant, it's so big, just looking at it, it's easy to have frozen shoulder!
Wang Yiyi didn't say anything, recited a few words, output the fairy qi from his two fingers, and began to look it up in the mirror. The portrait kept changing in the marriage mirror, and I don't know how long it took, Xiao Yusheng suddenly saw a familiar figure, and hurriedly shouted "Stop"! Finally, the picture was fixed on Shen He's familiar face.
Wang Yiyi checked his marriage line according to Professor Hu Xianjun's method, everything is the same as what Que Ling and Shen He said, they are the cause and effect relationship planted in the previous life, so the marriage in this life is written in the old book of the moon, so what is going on with that Mingzhu Gege?
Looking down along this marriage line, everything suddenly became clear, it turned out that this pearl Gege would not have been rescued by anyone, but hanged himself in the bandits' den, and was not recognized by the current saints, it was the dragon species left by himself in the people, so it was lost to all beings.
Therefore, it was Que Ling who pretended to be Shen He to save this Mingzhu Gege, so it caused some things to happen later, but it's not right, since this Gege shows that he will hang himself in the marriage mirror, it doesn't make sense, a small spirit can change her life, unless it is a god in the nine heavens!
The Nine Heavens Immortals? Xiao Yusheng seemed to sound something, and immediately looked at Hu Xianjun and asked, "Just now you said that Yue Lao was drunk and messed up the red rope, so do you know when the mess was?"
"It was only two hours ago, what's wrong?"
Two hours ago, one day in the sky, one year on the earth, twelve hours a day, 365 days a year, Bird Ling pretended to be Shen He to save people until she was assigned to marriage, it was only two months ago, that is to say.
"My God, that is to say, the culprit of everything is the drunken Yue Lao!" Xiao Yusheng suddenly opened his mouth, pointing to the red line flying in the sky and said loudly.
"Wow, be quiet. When Hu Xianjun heard what he said, he immediately stepped forward to cover his mouth, looked around, and whispered: "Now the head above doesn't know about it, you know, Yue Lao is easy to make mistakes when he drinks, from ancient times to the present, because of how many marriages have been tied up wrong because of drinking, the most classic is the pair that turned into butterflies." That's why today's marriage line is looking for marriage on its own, and if it is suitable, it will be buried in the ground, and it is usually just watered to let them blossom and bear fruit. Our Rabbit Temple and the Yuelao Temple were able to merge so smoothly, in addition to conforming to the way of heaven, but also because I was young from above, I was able to stare at the old man, who knew that the old man, who had not made a mistake for so long, made a big mistake as soon as he made a mistake, and recruited the lion protector of the West Heaven. Hu Xianjun scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Wang Protector, can you please open the net, if the old man is punished again, it is estimated that he will become a little immortal, I have watched him fall step by step from the Divine Monarch to the current Immortal Monarch for so many years, but I don't want to see him fall from the Immortal Monarch to the Little Immortal again." ”
Others become immortals, they all climb up step by step, why is this month old but falling down little by little? Therefore, drinking is not only misleading people, but also misleading immortals!