Chapter 966: It's So Difficult to Even Discharge Water (2/3)
For snooker,
Xu Mang is really quite sure, he used to fall in love with Xiao Man, and he had a suitor of hers, who was also one of her few suitors, and he had a snooker duel at that time, and he was taken down very smoothly.
And then...
became friends, and although they hadn't been in touch for a long time, they were indeed once confidants.
"Huh?"
"I remember that you had a suitor who seemed to be very good at snooker, but I still took it down. Xu Mang smiled and said, "What about that suitor of yours? How is he now?"
“...”
"How do I know!" Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said indifferently: "Don't mention outsiders in the future... The children are so old... Talking about these things all day long, saying that you drive well... It's dangerous to drive with one hand!"
"You know what!"
"I've been practicing a stunt recently, I read on the Internet that all handsome guys have a skill, called driving a Ferrari with one hand..."Xu Mang said seriously: "Although our family doesn't buy a Ferrari, every car I have is no less than a Ferrari." ”
"Alas!"
"Wife... If I want to buy a Ferrari, I'll buy the flagship!" Xu Mang said with a grin.
Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)
How it feels,
The old lady has become the ATM of this big pig's trotters?
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Why do I feel more and more wrong?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and said seriously: "Anyway, how did I become a rich woman, and you became the kind of little white face who was raised by others..."
"Really?"
Xu Mang glanced at himself in the rearview mirror, he was still so handsome, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Anyway, I do have the capital to be a little white face, and I am ashamed to say it, I can obviously rely on my looks to eat, but I rely on my talent." ”
Hey!
Disgusting!
Big pig's trotters!
In the face of such a narcissistic Xu Mang, although Yang Xiaoman is a little uncomfortable, it is more of a kind of love, indeed... His shamelessness attracted him deeply, but there was one sentence to say, he was really handsome.
This kind of handsomeness is not the feminine handsomeness of Xiao Xianrou, but the masculine handsomeness with a strong masculinity.
Belch...
To sum it up, it's called a straight man.
Then
Xiao Man's mobile phone rang, and he glanced at the caller, it was Xiao Qiong calling.
"Hello?"
"Little Joan... Is there something wrong?" asked Xiao Man.
"Sister..."
"Something's wrong!" Xiao Qiong said cautiously, "I... I seem to have done something wrong and accidentally pushed my brother into the fire pit, and now that someone else is looking for him, what should I do?"
"Huh?"
"Is there such a thing?" Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, subconsciously glanced at Xu Mang on the side, and asked, "Don't you be in a hurry... What exactly is going on, you say slowly!"
Followed by
Xiao Qiong told everything about it, and then Xiao Man was angry directly, she was not angry with Xiao Qiong, but angry at Xu Mang, an idiot who likes to meddle in things.
"I see!"
"Let's do this first..."Yang Xiaoman hung up the phone, his death eyes shot at Xu Mang in a daze, and asked through gritted teeth: "I said, why are you such a big idiot so nosy?
Xu Mang: ???
Belch?
What's wrong?
Suddenly so angry.
"What did you say?" asked Xu Mang.
"Now someone else's team is looking for you to be their technical advisor. Xiao Man glanced at him and said, "What should I do now... You promised me not to do research during this time, and to accompany me to give birth to a child. ”
"Oops. ”
"It's not a big deal, that's actually what they did. Xu Mang said disapprerovingly: "As for why help... The reason is very simple, we have very little funding for theoretical physics experiments, so we can help if we can. ”
Words fall,
Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "At present, many top universities have invested their funds in other fields, such as condensed matter physics, and in theoretical physics, there is almost no money... It's rare to see such a scientific research project, so let's help. ”
"Annoying!"
"Big fool!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Do you really regard yourself as a hero? In the past, wars broke out in some areas from the eastern Mediterranean to the coast of the Persian Gulf, why didn't I see you come out to uphold justice?"
Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)
This,
It's a shame that she can figure it out!
...
Long
When I arrived at the snooker club in the magic capital, I heard that this club was opened by a wealthy businessman who loves snooker, and this rich businessman and Xiao Man have a business partnership, but the difference in strength between the two sides is very large.
"Mr. Yang!"
"Academician Xu!"
"Welcome!" The rich businessman saw Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and hurriedly greeted him, just after he received the phone call before, he was almost not crazy, to see these two gods, it was really the ancestral tomb that smoked.
Xu Mang glanced at this wealthy businessman, and saw that he was not very young, probably in his thirties, and his bearing was extraordinary...
"Hello..."Xu Mang responded casually.
"Mr. Wang. ”
"I'm sorry to let you come down in person to receive you. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "Actually, we just came here to fight casually." ”
"It must be taken seriously!"
"It must be taken seriously!"
Mr. Wang said with a smile: "Please come with me..."
Accompanied by this wealthy businessman, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman became the top members of this club, generally speaking, to become a top member, you need to win the championship in the country, but... After all, it's a private club, and the rich businessman has the final say on all the rules.
soon
Xu Mang has seen many awesome players in the snooker world, but most of them are folk masters, and there are not many professional players...
"At the annual meeting, the pros will come back. The rich merchant explained: "After all, now they need to participate in competitions or something." ”
Then
Xiao Man went to the bathroom,
The wealthy businessman glanced at it, hurriedly lowered his head and lowered his voice, and said cautiously: "Academician Xu... Would you like to play with our prettiest female golfer?"
“...”
"Mr. Wang, your mind is very dangerous!" Xu Mang said solemnly: "I'm just here to challenge, you don't need to be so embarrassed, you do this... I'm going to be very unhappy. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"It's me who is vulgar. The rich merchant smiled awkwardly: "In that case... Then find one of them. ”
soon
Xiao Man is here,
And Xu Mang picked up the pole and stabbed it a few times, and the result... None of them entered.
"Mistake..."
"It was just a mistake. Xu Mang just smiled and didn't explain too much, anyway, when the time comes, speak with strength, what's the use of bragging so much before.
But...
The rich businessman was worried about his gray hair, who gave him the courage to challenge the snooker master with this strength? Not to mention those professional players, even the most inferior folk master here, that is also the existence of beating Xu Mang.
Finished...
If this beats Academician Xu Mang miserably, Mr. Yang will definitely be unhappy, but he will not be happy... The consequences are unimaginable.
"Academician Xu, Mr. Yang... I'll go out for a while, and you guys will practice first. ”
As soon as the voice fell,
I left the private room directly.
“...”
“...”
The two glanced at each other, and each saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes.
"Rookie!"
"Shame in front of others. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily, "Can you have fun?"
"Oops..."
"Don't worry, I'm a big gamer, and the pressure will give me a lot of motivation. Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said disappreciably: "It's just a smoke bomb I put on them, making them think I'm a rookie, and then releasing water on me." ”
Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be a rookie, I'll tell you... If you lose a round, add a week to your workout. ”
Win two days less,
lost for more than a week,
How is this account calculated?
Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man with a bewildered expression, no wonder Xiao Man is a capitalist, she thinks about how to exploit all the time, even her husband doesn't let go, this is too hateful!
meanwhile
The wealthy merchant found a few folk masters, and his expression was a little serious.
"Brothers..."
"Trouble is coming!" said the rich merchant helplessly: "Here comes a kicker!"
“!!!”
“!!!”
“!!!”
What the?
Kicking the gym?
"Who?"
"Who can't think of it so much, and they actually come to our club to challenge. A young man present laughed and said: "We have the best snooker player in the country here, is he crazy?"
“...”
"Don't you say... We have to lose. The rich businessman smiled bitterly: "The opponent is Xu Mang." ”
Xu Mang?
Is that the big scientist?
Hearing this name, many people were shocked, Xu Mang's name is incredible, he can always be seen on the news, and it is rumored that he is more powerful than some senior leaders in the magic capital.
It seems to have something to do with whom, anyway, it's very powerful, and everyone is afraid of him and respects him.
"Mr. Wang?"
"Xu Mang, is it... That Xu Mang on TV?" asked one of the young people present.
"Yes!"
"That's him!"
"Anyway, everyone understands, especially his wife... No kidding, I made a lot of money through his wife's channels. Mr. Wang smiled bitterly: "These two can't afford to mess with them, so... Do you all understand?"
forthwith
Everyone nodded.
"That..."
"How's the strength?" asked another young man.
“...”
"The dish is to the point where you can't look at it directly. The rich merchant said, "Layman." ”
Finished
If it's a layman,
There is no chance of releasing water.
Many people present let go of the water, and this is based on the relative strength of the other party, but if the other party is a layman, there is no need to fight at all.
"What should I do?"
"I'm afraid it's hard to even release water. The young man before said, "Mr. Wang... It's a little embarrassing. ”
"Ugh..."
"Let's try to overcome it. Mr. Wang, a wealthy businessman, said: "This matter must be carried over, and everyone must work together to tide over the difficulties..."
Then
An amateur master present said: "In other words, as long as Academician Xu Mang is not allowed to lose too ugly, he should... There's no problem, right? When the time comes, we'll say that so-and-so is the best amateur master we have here..."
"And Academician Xu Mang is on a par with so-and-so, it's really amazing!" The amateur master said seriously: "It not only saves Academician Xu Mang's face, but also won't make us too ugly." ”
That's true, but...
Mr. Wang, a wealthy businessman, pondered for a long time and said solemnly: "Don't take this risk... It is rumored that Mr. Yang is very cautious in the face of his husband's problems... When the time comes, we'll be finished. ”
"Mr. Yang is very scary in the devil, how terrible is it... The next day, we were investigated by many departments, and then it was seized. The rich merchant said, "So... In order to make sure that nothing goes wrong, we can only regret defeat!"
Defeat!
precise score control,
It's even harder!
ultimately
After thinking about it, I found the worst player in this place to act as Xu Mang's opponent.
...
"Hello Academician Xu!"
"Hello Mr. Yang!"
When it was time to officially fight, Xu Mang held his club and looked at the opponent in front of him, he seemed to have some kind of emotion, resisting, helpless, sad and angry?
And a group of people on the side, all with expectant eyes.
"Academician Xu?"
"How about you kick off first?" the other person asked, "Or shall I come first?"
"I'll go first!"
Xu Mang stood in front of the table with a smile and said seriously: "I believe in miracles made by force, and I think billiards... Whether it's nine-ball or snooker, as long as you go down with one shot, the rest will be handed over to the miracle!"
“???”
“???”
“???”
it!
What kind of layman is this, it's clear that he can't play at all!
Many people are confused,
Looking at Xu Mang with a frightened face, he really couldn't imagine what purpose he was trying to challenge, was it just for fun, or was he usually too stressed and needed billiards to decompress?
And at the same time,
Yang Xiaoman couldn't wait to find a piece of land, and he could drill it directly.
What a miracle is a great force,
Isn't this telling others that you're a rookie?
"Ahem!"
"Wait a minute!"
"Husband... Come over here. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.
moment
The two came to a small room, Xu Mang hadn't spoken yet, Yang Xiaoman directly grabbed his collar and scolded angrily: "You give the old lady and me a little more leisurely!"
"I..."
"What's wrong with me?" Xu Mang looked at the angry Xiaoman with a confused expression, shrunk his head and asked, "The queen is angry!"
"What are you angry about?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said indignantly: "You have lost all your face, you are also a great scientist, how... How do you know that a miracle is a miracle?"
"Oops..."
"Don't worry!" Xu Mang patted his chest and said with a smile: "When have I ever let you down?"
"Fight well!"
"Otherwise, I'll kill you!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said seriously: "Even people like me who can't play billiards know that they have to work slowly and carefully." ”
Xu Mang pouted: "That's you short... Out of reach of the desktop. ”
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
Back to the scene,
Xu Mang adjusted his mentality, picked up the club and stood in front of the white ball, at this moment... As if O'Sullivan possessed the body.
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