Chapter 221: Drink to quench your thirst
Yu Yiyan was stunned, he had never eaten pork, and he had always seen pigs run. Writing "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info he has been muttering in his heart on the road, and he can't imagine that it is really what he guessed.
"Brother Jia, this ...... What is this?" Yu Yi looked at the bottle tremblingly, "This can't be ......"
"It's called eating meat. Shafujia grinned, "Seeing that you are white and tender, you must like to eat meat very much, right?"
"It's not meat, it's poisonous ......"
Xu Zi interrupted Yu Yiji, "We don't like to call it that. We generally say eat meat, or skate. He patted Yu Yiji's head, "Brother Jia, I can afford you, and I will get it for you personally." ”
"Brother Jia, I don't want to eat. Yu Yigradually said with a bitter face, "I heard that this is addictive." ”
Shafujia laughed, "Idiot, I'm here to help you, you don't know what to do." He sank his face, "Didn't you say that you were going to smash the pot for the final exam? ”
Yu Yijian looked at Sha Fujia blankly.
"You just eat it once, it's not addictive. "You will feel unwell, vomit, diarrhea, and even fever." This situation will last for several days, and you still want me to teach you what to do later?"
Yu Yijian came back to his senses at this time, "Brother Jia, what do you mean, let me pretend to be sick to avoid the exam?"
"It's not faking illness. Shavogar patiently said, "It's a real illness." Do you think that pretending to be sick will solve the problem? Isn't your mother a doctor? You can't fool her by pretending to be sick, and if you want to avoid the final exam, you have to be really sick, and you have to be so sick that you can't take the exam. ”
"Then I can sleep without a quilt and let myself catch a cold!"
Yu's increasingly innocent words caused the two girls on the side to laugh and tremble.
Shavoka smiled and said, "Can you be sure that you must have a cold?"
Yu gradually stopped.
"I can guarantee that you will get sick after eating meat. Shavogar said, pouring another cup of Black Square. "You have already refused to drink my wine just now, and now you are going to refuse my kindness?"
Yu Yi was stunned for a few seconds and said, "Brother Jia, eat meat...... Is it really okay? The TV news says that drug use is terrible, and it kills people or something. ”
Shavojia laughed, "You've watched too much TV, and it's all designed to scare you." If it's that scary, why should I touch it?"
Yu Yi gradually looked at the bottle on the coffee table in disbelief.
"Think about it again, why should I lie to you? What good will I do to lie to you?" Sha Fujia sneered after speaking, "If you are a big beauty, you can also say that I want to cheat or something, right?"
Yu Yi blinked and did not answer.
Sha Fujia deliberately sighed heavily, "Luo Wen, I'm good to you, right? Buy you a new mobile phone, give you pocket money from time to time, and help you get Yuan Yangyang, which thing did I frown when I helped you?"
Yu Yi gradually remembered Yuan Yangyang, who had recently transferred to another school inexplicably, and his heart was moved. "Gago ......"
"Come on, don't say it, hurry up, don't waste your brother Jia's kindness. Xu Zi said, handed the bottle to Yu Yichuan's hand, and picked up the lighter, "I'll teach you." ”
After a few minutes, Yu Yijian closed his eyes.
The smoke penetrated into his body from his nose and mouth, and he did not feel pleasant, nor did he feel the pleasure of fluttering, but felt a little bitter, a little choking and spicy.
Yu Yi opened his eyes in surprise and said with a little disappointment: "It seems to be nothing." ”
"Don't worry. Shavogar said softly.
As soon as Sha Fujia finished speaking, Yu Yi suddenly noticed that the music in the hall had become quieter, and it had a wonderful echo, as if he was in a cave. His eyes widened in surprise, and then he realized that Shavoga's face had changed.
Sha Fujia's slightly chubby round face inexplicably turned into a long horse face, but his facial features did not change.
"It's funny. Yu Yi gradually thought. He couldn't help but laugh and even slapped the couch happily.
"The sofa was so soft. Yu Yi lowered his head in surprise and found that the sofa had turned white. "Brother Jia, when did you change the sofa?" he asked.
Shavojia smiled but did not answer.
"This sofa is awesome. Yu Yigradually pressed the sofa gently, only to feel that the soft and comfortable sofa was like a cloud. "It's like sitting on a cloud. Yu Yi shouted happily. He tried to twist his waist, and found that the couch had drifted forward with his movements.
"Wow. Yu Yijian shouted, "I can fly!" He suddenly became a little nervous, "The sofa has no seat belts!"
"Who's to say no?" Shavogar's voice crept into his ears, tickling like a thin cotton swab brushing his eardrums.
Yu Yijian reached out and touched it, and found that there were two seat belts crossed around his waist. Now he was relieved, and he shook his waist and calves vigorously. The sofa suddenly turned into a cloud on the feet of the immortal, carrying him everywhere.
The sofa flew out of the "Bailihui", and Yu Yi gradually stood in the clouds, looking at the pedestrians below, giggling happily. The air became dreamy, and many crystal clear bubbles floated around him, and when he reached out and poked them, the bubbles scared away.
A fashionably dressed young man walked out of the supermarket, his features handsome and delicate, causing a few girls on the side of the road to whisper.
"A pretending criminal. Hmph, I'm going to hit him. Yu Yijian suddenly had this thought, and then he touched the pocket of his school uniform and touched a pile of peach pits.
"By the way, this is the garbage left over from my snack yesterday. Yu Yi grinned and pinched the peach pit, threw it down, and threw it on the young man's head. The young man shrank in fright, and he looked around, but could not find the person who had attacked him.
"Hahaha. Yu Yi laughed heartily as he let the couch fly with him as he smashed the peach pit down.
"Who is so unqualified? It's so bad!" a familiar voice came, and Yu Yi was gradually stunned.
Oh, he remembered, this was Nan Zejiao's voice. "Damn, I hate her the most. After Yuan Yangyang transferred to another school, she was the only one left. Yu Yijian thought to himself, "Damn, the grades are amazing, aren't they? ”
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he glued several peach pits together with transparent glue to make a large peach pit. Then, with all his strength, he smashed the big peach pit towards Nan Zejiao's head.
"Ahh She touched the red envelope and cried sadly.
"What's more!" Yu Yijian threw out a big peach pit again, which happened to hit the left side of Nan Zejiao's head, and the left side of the head also bulged.
"Wow, it's like a toad, a bag on one side, hahaha. Yu Yi shouted happily, "Tell you to pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning!"
At this moment, he suddenly heard a rumbling sound coming from behind him.
"It's not Lei who wants to split me, right?" Yu Yiyan was shocked. He subconsciously unbuckled his seat belt, then his arms shook and he flew up.
"I'm going to fly to a safe place. Yu Yijian danced his arms and thought, "By the way, I should go to Brother Jia." ”
A huge dark cloud floated over, blocking Yu Yiji's vision. Then, the dark clouds became bigger and bigger, enveloping Yu Yijian entirely.
Yu Yi gradually felt his body become lilt, he closed his eyes, and let the dark clouds lead him to "a safe place".
"Rowan, Rowan, wake up. Sha Fujia's voice woke up Yu Yiji, who had fallen into a dream. "It's not early, it's five o'clock, it's time for you to go home. ”
"Hmm. Yu Yi gradually opened his eyes, then rubbed the corners of his eyes, struggling to stand up. "Brother Jia, did I fall asleep just now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly sneezed wildly, and then, snot and saliva flowed uncontrollably. He hurriedly took out the tissues that Sui Qingliu usually prepared for him from his schoolbag, but before he could wipe his face, tears flew out again. He embarrassedly covered the tissue to his face, and Shafujia and Xu Zi couldn't help but laugh when they saw it.
"The first time I eat meat, everyone's reaction is different. "But don't worry, you look like you're sick." You have to tell your mother when you go home that you don't feel well, you have a cold, a low-grade fever, just make it up. I reckon you'll get a fever when you get back at night, and maybe you'll have some other complications. ”
Yu Yigradually covered his nose with a tissue and nodded repeatedly.
"By the way, you have to remember one thing, you must never tell anyone that you have eaten meat. Also, if your parents are going to take you to the doctor, remember to delay going back for a week, and at most, take a urine test, not a blood test. ”
Sha Fujia's words made Yu Yi a little nervous, "Why?"
"Under normal circumstances, no one should suspect that you are eating meat. Just in case. Shavoka lit a cigarette and took a puff, "I'm afraid they'll give you urine tests." As long as you drag on for a week, it's not a big problem. Urine tests can only be found within a week, blood tests can be found within half a month, and hair tests can be found within half a year. ”
Yu Yi gradually wiped a handful of snot, "Brother Jia, I don't want to go to the doctor, let my mother get me some cold medicine or something." ”
"Well, the first time you eat meat, it's normal to have a reaction, and it's almost fine to rest at home for a week. Shavojia said lightly, "Remember everything I said!"
"I understand. Yu Yi gradually staggered to his feet, "If I can avoid the exam, I will invite Brother Jia to dinner!"
Sha Fujia cocked Erlang's legs, "That's not necessary, you can just run two more legs for me." ”
"Thank you, Brother Jia!" Yu Yigradually said gratefully, "Then I'll go home." ”
After Yu Yigradually left, Xu Zi immediately asked, "Why do you want to invite him to eat meat? He doesn't understand, so he is a little broken child, what if it spoils our affairs?"
"You know the egg. Sha Fujia glared at Xu Zi, "He had that car accident and saw our meat, and he probably said it when he turned around." I let him eat it, and he didn't dare to say anything. Besides. Shavogar took a long puff of his cigarette and handed it to a young woman, "He will be very obedient in the future after eating the meat." His dad has a lot of money, maybe we can get some pocket money to use in the future. ”
Xu Zi rolled his eyes and laughed, "It's still your brain, why didn't I think of it?"
"That's why you're looking for kids. Sha Fujia said proudly, "They are young and don't know much about things, but they yearn for the righteousness of adults, rivers and lakes or something, you say a few good words, praise him a few words, give him some sweetness, and he will follow you upside down." ”
Xu Zi nodded convincingly. After pondering for a while, he asked again: "Then, your distant relative, what Yuan Yangyang, did you find someone to teach you?"
"It's not. Shavojia pursed his lips, "I don't bother to care about this." seems to be Yuan Yangyang's father's backer, a minister has been reported, and now it's very messy. Yuan Yangyang's father is estimated to have an accident, anyway, I see the hanging. ”
"No wonder, Qianfeng Academy is too high-profile, haha. Xu Zipi said with a smile, "It just happens to be your favor, Yu Yijian must think that it is your favor." ”
Shavoga smiled and said nothing.
Yu Yi walked out of "Bailihui" in a daze, then reached out to stop a taxi and sat in.
He didn't seem to have a runny nose anymore, but he was starting to feel lightheaded, as if the seat of a taxi had suddenly turned into a wave, floating and floating.
Yu Yijian hurriedly opened the car window, and the cold wind of winter poured in. The icy wind sobered him up a little, but then he sneezed a few times.
"Hey, aren't you cold?" the driver yelled in dissatisfaction.
"I get motion sickness. Yu Yi said weakly. He remembered it inexplicably, and then laughed silly.
The driver glanced in the rearview mirror at the strange little fat man and did not speak.
Yu Yi gradually took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of Suo, but the other party refused.
A few minutes later, Suo sent a message, "It's not convenient for me to talk now, are you home?"
"Well, in the car. Yu Yijian sent a voice message, he was a little excited, and he didn't want to type, "I did a big thing today." ”
"What?"
"My brother let me eat meat, and then I slept well, haha, it's fun. ”
Suo was silent for a few seconds, "What is eating meat?"
"You don't understand, it's interesting anyway. Yu Yi smiled and said, "Also, I don't have to take the final exam, hahaha." ”
"Are you alright? How do you feel like you're a little wrong?"
Yu Yijian smiled and said, "I'm fine." He straightened his hair, "Do you want me to send you a handsome photo?"
Only then did she relax, "I'll go, you just pretended, right? You're a narcissist." ”
Looking at this message, Yu Yijian laughed. He smiled and smiled, and suddenly closed his mouth again. "I've got to take a cold shower tonight, lest the effect of eating meat go away. He thought so, and then laughed again.
In the crown, Jiang Ruli stared at the computer screen. He thought about it for a while, and decided to wait for Wan Guohou to come back and report on the matter.