Chapter 56: Why Female Goblins Like Humans
The wind is so comfortable tonight.
Xiao Yusheng was lying on the roof, straddling his legs, holding melons and fruits in his hands, eating while looking at the stars in the sky, humming tunes from time to time, an unprecedented sense of ease.
"It's a familiar song, it's a single I've released before. A voice came from the side, Xiao Yusheng was startled, and almost rolled off the roof, brother, can you not make a sudden sound.
glared at the person in front of him, and said angrily: "Yes, I don't know, people like me never sing to see who the original singer is." ”
"Do you want to eat roast duck?" Wang Yiyi had no intention of arguing with him, and asked when he lifted the roast duck wrapped in lotus leaves in his hand.
"Such a beautiful day, you actually told me to eat roast duck, such a beautiful scenery shouldn't be, drink wine and admire the moon? How cheesy it is to eat roast duck!" Xiao Yusheng retorted without thinking about it.
"Then do you want to eat?"
"Eat!" Xiao Yusheng gave him a big smile back, "Who made me the biggest layman in heaven and earth!" ”
The scenery that night was beautiful, and the roast duck that night, uh, the taste is hard to describe......
But there are still a lot of good memories, but the next day......
"Big brother, am I really going to do this? A trembling voice.
"Do!" resolutely.
"But I'm afraid of the pain. ”
"It doesn't hurt to stand firm. "Resolutely.
"Then you lighten up, it's my first time. "Poor voice.
"Let you stand on a stake to practice balance, how can there be so many words!" Wang Yiyi looked at the person in front of him who was squirming and pinching, and hesitated to stand up. It was only agreed yesterday that everything is under your own command, and you will cheer for your dreams, and today you have this attitude.
"But it hurts to fall. The wet eyes looked at the stern-looking instructor next to him, with an expression that I didn't dare, I was afraid, and I didn't want to go up.
He sighed faintly, and his tone slowed down: "It's okay, I'll hold you, you won't fall." ”
"But ......"
"Go up!"
......
Xiao Yusheng had no choice but to obediently take advantage of Wang Yiyi's help and jump on the stake, the whole person was like a carp fluttering in the wind, shaking, shaking, shaking.
Seeing this, Wang Yiyi took a step, jumped on the stake, and said: "We don't know how long we will stay here this time, your physique is too weak, if I am not around, it will be easy for those demons and monsters to get close to you, and the most important thing is that if we go back at any time, you will have a lack of memory in real life because you stay here for too long, and your body will deteriorate because of this part." So you have to practice non-stop every day to let your body remember your movements. ”
"Got it, strict Mr. Wang, but if you grab me lightly, you don't know how strong you are. He touched his little arm with palpitations and shivered.
It was just a special situation, but Wang Yiyi didn't explain too much, he just lowered his strength, and was teaching him to move very gently, and helped him from time to time.
When the body of the practice was not so shaking, Xiao Yusheng suddenly asked: "By the way, I have forgotten to ask you, how did you bring me into your dream last time?"
Wang Yiyi's body was stunned, and he seemed to have already thought of a reason, and said: "Without him, I just want to try if this jade pendant has other functions." ”
So you always just did an experiment, and you brought me into your dreams? Your big guy is really your big guy, and you have thought about why Yu Pei took him to a different world, and how he brought himself back. Never considered, it has other features as well.
"Then you say, can it be turned into money for me to use?" Xiao Yusheng suddenly said.
didn't expect him to ask such a question, Wang Yiyi opened his mouth and replied: "I haven't tried, but you still have to make money in the right way, rely on yourself, otherwise how can you explain to the police that there is an inexplicable extra amount of money on your card?"
"Why is it on the card, can't it be cash or gold bars and jewelry?" Xiao Yusheng retorted angrily.
Wang Yiyi didn't expect that the person in front of him would become aggressive because of these trivial things, and when he thought about the identity of the person in front of him, he was relieved all of a sudden, and said softly: "It's that I didn't think of developing this kind of function of it, you can try it." ”
What's going on? How can there be an illusion of a domineering president coaxing a petite wife? It must have been harassed by that perverted fox in the past six months, that's why I always have this illusion, it's not good!
Thousands of miles away, serious cultivation decided to become an immortal, Xu Feng, who was ashamed of the snow, sneezed inexplicably, who, who is talking to me. Then he looked at the portrait of Xiao Yusheng hanging at the head of the bed, and said softly: "Baby, wait for me to save you." After saying that, he continued to meditate and practice.
Of course, Xiao Yusheng at this moment, Wang Yiyi and the others didn't know, because of their words, the Tushan fox clan rose and became one of the best immortal cultivation holy places in the fairy world. That's all for later.
After three months of continuous practice, Xiao Yusheng was finally able to walk on the stake like fire. Without waiting for him to happily show off his progress to Wang Yiyi, the difficulty was deepened again, and he covered his eyes with a black cloth and walked on the stake.
"Are you sure you're not kidding me?" Xiao Yusheng asked from the depths of his soul, aren't those who walk on the stake blindfolded all in TV dramas and movies? Although he is a rabbit spirit now and has a long lifespan, he can't toss people like this, no, toss rabbits!
Wang Yiyi looked at the person in front of him and didn't speak, just silently took out a long black cloth strip from his arms and handed it to him, then retreated to the side and looked at him quietly.
After being stared at for nearly half a quarter of an hour, Xiao Yusheng finally tied the black cloth strip to his eyes as if he was resigned to his fate, and thought angrily, forget it, maybe I fell down and died, and I returned to the real world?
Hmph, damn man!
Xiao Yusheng refused Wang Yiyi's support, groped for the stake, climbed up silently, and stood up with a swaying body. The whirring wind in his ears seemed to become louder, and Xiao Yusheng could clearly hear the sound of his own breathing and heartbeat. It turns out that when you cover your eyes, your other senses become so sensitive.
With the direction in his memory, stepping on the wooden stakes one by one, it was like stepping on the beat of music, Xiao Yusheng unconsciously hummed Wang Yiyi's song, humming and stepping on the stakes, the speed became faster and faster, until it ......
A bird that strayed into the fairyland slammed into Xiao Yusheng's shoulder, Xiao Yusheng was caught off guard, his body fell back unconsciously, and fell into a warm bosom all of a sudden.
"Above, the immortal spares his life!" a timid female voice came from the opposite side.
Xiao Yusheng couldn't wait to take off the black cloth strip that covered his eyes, and looked towards the opposite side, only to see a small and delicate girl who was kneeling on the ground obediently, with indescribable panic in her eyes.
Wow, beauty! Xiao Yusheng happily wanted to get up from a certain king's arms and take a closer look at the beautiful woman kneeling on the ground. But the body was fixed tightly, Xiao Yusheng immediately turned his head to look at Wang Yiyi, "It doesn't matter, I'm fine!"
"No, you're in trouble. Seeing through Xiao Yusheng's careful thoughts, Wang Yiyi restrained him more and more vigorously and prevented him from moving.
"I'm fine. Xiao Yusheng was a little anxious, turned his head and whispered in Wang Yiyi's ear: "Relax, there is a beautiful woman here, save me some face......
was about to continue, and suddenly the girl on the opposite side knocked her head to the ground: "Please two immortals save my husband!"
"Husband...... Jun?" Xiao Yusheng seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak, the hands that had been holding him suddenly loosened, Xiao Yusheng's body threw forward uncontrollably, fell to the ground, immediately propped up his body angrily, turned his head and said fiercely: "Why do you suddenly let go!"
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, it seems like you made me let go. ”
"You!" Xiao Yusheng was anxious and angry, and immediately turned his head angrily and stopped communicating with him.