Chapter 0316 [Screws] Wu Tianming amuses himself
"What nonsense, I call it starting a business first and then starting a family," Han Ting waved his hand and patted Li Lei's head again, "I'm so busy all day that I don't even have the time to take a shower, and when I fall in love, I have to be seen by other girls, or I want to fall in love with the wall!"
Li Lei quickly dodged Han Ting's clutches, and his mouth was not idle: "Senior brother, just blow it, I heard that you have a patient who wants to marry your daughter to you, you don't need to do anything, as long as you work hard and have achievements in your career, haha, this is just suitable for people like you who have no time to fall in love, get married directly, and save everything." โ
Han Ting gritted his teeth and yelled: "Fart, Lao Tzu is a human, not an animal, don't say a word when you meet, just mate/mate!"
"Poofโ"
A girl's laughter outside the door, the joke between the two people came to an abrupt end, Han Ting put his finger to his mouth and made a silent gesture at Li Lei, Li Lei looked at Han Ting with interest, his eyes were full of excitement.
"Boom, boom-" The sound of clogs walking by sounded outside the door, followed by Liang Ying's voice, "Officer Wu, you are really diligent, you wash clothes every day, the weather is so humid, you are not afraid that your clothes will not dry and you will not have clothes to change." โ
Wu Tianming laughed: "The clothes can't dry, they won't warm and dry when they are worn on the body, and we men are not as squeamish as you girls." โ
"Wet clothes are so uncomfortable to wear on my body, I have to dry them before I wear them. โ
"It's okay to wear wet clothes, but I feel uncomfortable when I see you wearing clogs, hard wood, aren't you uncomfortable?"
"It's not uncomfortable, you know the benefits of clogs when you wear them, gurgle, cluck. "It should be Liang Ying who deliberately walked in place.
followed by the sound of rushing water, Wu Tianming and Liang Ying talked and laughed.
Han Ting breathed a sigh of relief and leaned on the bed as if he was paralyzed.
Li Lei lowered his voice and asked, "Senior brother, what's wrong, is that girl outside very powerful?"
As far as the faceless and skinless nature of the senior brother is concerned, Li Lei has never seen a girl who makes the senior brother nervous, and this is the first time today.
Han Ting whispered: "She's not powerful, to put it nicely, she is straightforward and fast-talking, in fact, she just lacks heart, she dares to say anything, without turning at all, just like the clogs on her feet, and the words she says can kill people hard." โ
Oh, no wonder, Li Lei laughed.
As far as the senior brother said just now, if you really match this so-called outspoken person, it is really, unspeakable O(โฉ_โฉ)O haha~
Neither of them spoke again, quietly listening to the conversation outside.
"I didn't see you wear clogs before, could it be that you were influenced by your crooked boyfriend?" Wu Tianming asked Liang Ying.
"Yes, he saw the origin of the clogs in the book, and he was curious, so he bought a pair for me, and it happened to be raining today, so I wore it and tried it, and it felt good. โ
"Oh, he's curious, he bought it for you to try it on, not for him to wear it himself, but he used you as a test subject?"
"I can't say the same about him, I bought it for himself, but his feet were too big and there was no suitable one, so he bought me a pair. โ
"Silly eldest sister, you are being cheated and still saying good things for others, how can there be such a deceiving person as you in the world. Wu Tianming joked.
"Officer Wu, why is your psychology so dark, you can't see that others are good, and your good mood has been ruined by you!" Liang Ying's tone suddenly became bad, and the basin, the bucket, was also knocked out by her in the sink.
Is this a joke taken seriously?
Wu Tianming not only did not get angry, but laughed, packed up his things and went back to the dormitory.
When he opened the door and saw two pairs of thieves' eyes turning to him at the same time, Wu Tianming was even more happy, and laughter resounded throughout the floor.