"Don't worry, he only has ten cards now, you blow it up, I'll blow it up, and the reward will be doubled!" Xu Mang was holding his mobile phone while controlling the mouse: "Hurry up and blow up!"

"Then I blew up?"

"Fried!"

In the interface of the happy landlord, four threes appeared, and then the multiplier below reached 720 times.

"I'm done..."

"Look, he didn't!" Xu Mang smiled and pointed out four A's: "Let's watch my performance!"

At this point,

The multiplier reached 1440 times.

As you can see, Xu Mang is playing against the landlord, and with him is Yang Xiaoman, the two are more insidious and cunning, and they work together to deceive innocent passers-by, which is not... Caught a big fat sheep.

Just after the two of them opened their black shop, the big fat sheep turned into a man-eating tiger.

"Twin Kings!"

"Airplane!"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman collapsed...

"You're cheating me again!"

"Play League of Legends to pit me, fight the landlord, and you won't let me go!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood: "Tomorrow, you wait for me, see if the old lady doesn't beat you to death!"

hang up

Xu Mang looked at the interrupted call interface, and his back was cold, this woman's sense of victory and defeat is inevitably too strong, right? There are always winners and losers in playing games, how can you always let you win, so how can others live!

"Ugh..."

"Not tall, not small-tempered. ”

...

Following

Xu Mang was beaten up by Yang Xiaoman, a violent maniac, although the two were unwilling to admit that the relationship had changed a little, in fact, they had known it for a long time, but no one was willing to pierce this layer of paper-thin windows.

"I ask you!"

"You really won't hand in five blank rolls, right?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "If it's true... Then you'd better think of a way, or you'll be fired again. ”

"It doesn't matter. ”

"Every school has one or two warriors who dare to turn in blank papers, and I am just one of them. Xu Mang smiled: "Some people in the college entrance examination still write essays to criticize the society, and I am much more noble than them in handing in the blank papers." ”

The essay that Xu Mang said will be the legendary zero-score essay in the college entrance examination, without exception, the content is to criticize the bad atmosphere of society, but... Xu Mang has always had a contemptuous attitude towards this kind of person.

Maybe they felt brave and exposed some of the dark sides of society at the cost of zero points in the college entrance examination, but their performance not only did not make waves, but also wasted an opportunity.

The gains outweigh the losses!

"Humph!"

"I'm too lazy to take care of you!" Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, silently picked up his mobile phone, and began to scroll through Weibo.

moment

Yang Xiaoman tilted his head sideways and said, "I'm going to eat a hamburger today." ”

"Aren't you too lazy to take care of me?" Xu Mang looked confused.

"You care about me!"

"I want to eat spicy chicken leg burgers!" Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed, with a seductive flush with a hint of arrogance: "I also want Coke, spicy wings, egg tarts, finger sucking original chicken, and the original chicken wants triangles!"

Although he was very reluctant in his heart, but his body was very honest, Xu Mang silently wrote down what Yang Xiaoman ordered, after all... The Treaty of Xuyang was signed.

soon

The bell rang, and Liang Feng came to the classroom with a paper full of answers.

The paper will not be shipped to the school until tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, but Liang Feng, as a mathematics teacher, can't wait to explain the most difficult mathematics joint examination paper in the history of Ningshi.

"Seeing your expressions, I knew that I must have failed in this math exam. Liang Feng stood on the stage expressionlessly and said silently: "But don't be too sad, this math paper is indeed a bit overclass, and you can't take the test normally!"

"But..."

Liang Feng suddenly changed his painting style.

"You still need to work hard, you still need to be hard to strike iron, what will be tested in the future college entrance examination, how difficult it is, no one knows how difficult it is!" Liang Feng said: "Now I will explain all the topics of this paper and take good notes!"

"Multiple choice question 1..."

"Multiple choice question 2..."

"Multiple choice question 3..."

Teacher Liang Feng is very dedicated, all the way to explain all the multiple-choice questions, every process, every formula that needs to be used, are explained very carefully, and the students are also very serious.

Only Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman,

One slept on the table, the other with his head in a daze.

Of course.

Liang Feng adopted a dismissive attitude towards these two men, the former was giving up, while the latter was indulgence.

At the end of the first period,

Liang Feng directly took up the ten minutes of the break in the middle, and still explained the topic on the stage, for this kind of behavior of delaying class, students have long been accustomed to it, in their worldview, if a teacher will not delay class, then he is not a competent good teacher.

"It's a very difficult question, and it's not normal for you to do so, because it requires a very off-the-road knowledge point. Liang Feng said: "I'll announce the answer first, the answer is 5, is anyone right?"

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman raised his hand expressionlessly.

"Just one?"

For this result, Liang Feng was already mentally prepared, and said silently: "Can Yang Xiaoman explain your solution ideas?"

"Good!"

The next time is Yang Xiaoman's personal performance, and in this way, in this way, in this way, the students suddenly realized.

No way!

What a thief!

The students present were shocked by Yang Xiaoman's extraordinary intelligence.

suddenly

A discordant voice appeared.

"Huh?"

"Is this a question?" Xu Mang woke up from his sleep and said with a hazy face: "Teacher Liang, I'm right too!"

“...”

“...”

“...”

The students in the audience were in an uproar, and after the uproar, they used never-ending ridicule, Xu Mang... How is this possible? You can't start to be blindly arrogant just because you got the last question right in the last exam.

What is it?

The paper produced by the gold medal teacher in Suzhou Province is known as the most difficult math paper in the history of Ning City!

Are you right?

Then there is only one case ... That's right!

"Don't make a fuss!"

Liang Feng said helplessly: "Let's explain the third fill-in-the-blank question, this fill-in-the-blank question is moderately difficult, although there is a little bit of overclass, but the solution can still be done, the answer to this question is X=1, who did it right?"

Yang Xiaoman raised his hand,

Li Hua raised his hand,

Xu Mang... Silently, he also raised his hand.

"Xu Mang!"

"It's class time, if you make any more trouble, don't blame me for letting you out!" Liang Feng's face darkened, and he issued a final warning to Xu Mang.

"Li Hua!"

"Tell me about the solution. Liang Feng pointed to Li Hua, who was second in the class.

After a long list of this, so, and so, the students suddenly became enlightened.

"The fourth question is very simple, students who make mistakes need to reflect on themselves, why they are not even right about such a simple question. Liang Feng paused and said slowly: "Question 5... It is the most difficult fill-in-the-blank question, and the answer is -20, please raise your hand if you get it right. ”

It's Yang Xiaoman again...

and the muddy Xu Mang.

"Smack!"

"Get out!"

Liang Feng pointed at Xu Mang and scolded.

......