Chapter Sixty-Eight: The Slow-Burning Lion
At this moment, they have returned to the Moda Wonderland, Xiao Yusheng is rolling on the bed, Wang Yiyi is sitting at the table drinking tea, and the picture is very harmonious.
"Lao Wang, aren't you in a hurry at all? We have settled our affairs and haven't gone back yet, didn't we go back as soon as we triggered a certain point?" Xiao Yusheng felt that just rolling on the bed was not a solution, and immediately got up and discussed with Wang Yiyi.
"Crossing is an uncertain thing, although we solved the matter of Shen He and Que Ling this time, but there is no absolute in everything, maybe this is not the opportunity for us to leave. Wang Yiyi sat leisurely and drank water and replied.
"Ah, could it be that I guessed wrong, I thought that I would be able to go back every time I crossed and completed a mission, so what should I do, I don't want to eat vegetables every day, ah! Why let me dress as a rabbit spirit and let me be a lion, no, it's okay to be a tiger!" Xiao Yusheng hugged his head and roared loudly.
"With all due respect, you can't be a tiger and a lion with this temperament, it's better to be a well-behaved rabbit. ”
Looking down on people, looking down on people, Xiao Yusheng suddenly got up from the bed, ran to Wang Yiyi, untied his clothes, exposed the abdominal muscles on his body, pointed at it, looked at Wang Yiyi and said: "Do you see it, this is called abdominal muscles, I am very ma."
I tell you, I'm not only a tiger, but also a big tiger!" he said, clasping his hands around his chest and shaking his legs.
"Ahem, are you usually like this, bold?" didn't expect the person in front of him to make such a frank and unrestrained movement, Wang Yiyi immediately turned his head and wiped the tea that he accidentally sprayed just now, and the roots of his ears were red.
However, Xiao Yusheng, who was in the middle of the situation, did not notice the abnormality of the person in front of him, slowly buttoned up his clothes, sat next to Wang Yiyi at once, and said with some regret: "I finally came to another world, and I can't eat meat, which is a great shame in life." However, I thought about it, since I can't eat meat, then let's play this otherworld, if you want to go out to travel, you just eat, drink and have fun, I can't enjoy eating and drinking, so you have to feel it. Do you say yes, Lao Wang, let me tell you, we have been to the divine realm now, we have been to the mortal world, and I have lived in the demon world Tushan for half a year, and now I live in your Moda fairyland, which can be regarded as the Buddha realm. Look at it, we've seen the mortal world, the demon world, the god world, and the Buddha world, and you know what else is missing?"
Wang Yiyi shook his head cooperatively, looking at the person in front of him who was getting more and more excited the more he talked, smiling at the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were full of pampering.
"Hahahaha, I don't know, the Demon Realm, we haven't been to the Demon Realm yet!" Xiao Yusheng jumped up with a smile, his face was proud, and his face was full of words: Look, you don't know what you don't know.
"Look at what a great and glorious thing we have just solved and saved the future of a singing and weeping little couple, so be sure to reward yourself. When I was in the demon world, I heard how fun the demon world is, otherwise why are so many demons, people, and immortals and Buddhas running to the demon world!" The more I talked, the more excited I became, as if I was already in the demon world.
"Yes. Wang Yiyi spoke, "But when you go to the Demon Realm, you must follow me at any time, otherwise you will be eaten such a delicious little rabbit, but there will be no scum left." ”
"Ahem, what, delicious?" Why is this Wang Yiyi talking more and more incoherently now, what about your cold personality? Thinking about it, he couldn't help but say it: "Say, who are you? How did you take away Lao Wang's body! Lao Wang never jokes, say it, I will save you from death." ”
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"You don't know, there's a word in this world called, slow heat. Wang Yiyi looked at the grinning people in front of him, and said helplessly.
So you used to be cold because we didn't know each other? So, we are now considered familiar? Xiao Yusheng immediately became happy, after all, he has been running around in various cities since he became an adult, and then he accidentally bumped into the talent show, and he has never made friends, and he didn't expect that the first friend he taught was the new boss in the entertainment industry.
"Hey, hey, hey, then we're friends. Xiao Yusheng looked at Wang Yiyi, bent his head and smiled, completely forgetting how obsessed he was before and thought that the person in front of him was his own brother.
Wang Yiyi glanced at him indifferently, picked up the tea, and replied: "No." ”
What, no, Mrs. is so sad, we have all traveled through so many spaces, can't we be considered friends? A certain rabbit is immediately like a thunderbolt from the sky, if it shows its original form now, then you must be able to see his long ears drooping down.
"Hey, you just admit it, you know this matter, I know, I won't tell anyone else when we go back, and don't look at me like this now, maybe I'm a potential stock? You don't lose money when you buy shares now, and when I become a big guy in the future, I will definitely tell others that you are my best friend, how about it?" Xiao Yusheng squatted down and looked at the person who was calmly drinking tea in front of him with big watery eyes.
"It's easy to be my friend, you have the same preferences as me, and you can surpass me, as long as you surpass me, you are my friend. Or maybe you have a specialty that is top in a certain field, and you can be my friend. However, I look at you, um~ I haven't found it yet. Wang Yiyi didn't stand the attack of the eyes of the person in front of him, and took a step back and said.
"Ah, that's how the big guys play now!"
"When I'm a friend, I need to have a specialty, but if it's when I'm a lover, I don't need anything, as long as I like him. Wang Yiyi put down the teacup in his hand, looked at the person in front of him and said seriously.
Ah~ You said that your criteria for choosing a mate are so low, why do you have such a high standard for choosing friends.
"Be your lover, I can't change my personality. Xiao Yusheng said angrily.
"I didn't say whether my lover was a man or a woman!"
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Heheda, worthy of Wang Yiyi, it is really a slow-burning type, and now even this kind of reverie joke will be opened. Xiao Yusheng decided to ignore him anymore and ran to the bed and sulked.
Knowing that what he said was a bit excessive, Wang Yiyi sighed, it seems that he still can't be in a hurry, otherwise he will really scare this little rabbit away, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to find the second one that makes him excited.
"Just kidding, if that's my standard of dating, then I'll really have to play on my own. Wang Yiyi said as he walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, his tone soft.
"Hahahaha, I'll just say, I was almost deceived by you, but fortunately, I've always been an adult for the rest of my life, and I won't worry about others, if you say so, I'll treat you as a friend." When a certain rabbit heard this, he immediately became happy again, turned his body sideways, supported his head with one hand, and looked at the person sitting on the edge of the bed and said. The eyes are full of smiles, and the posture is sultry.
Wang Yiyi felt a heat on his body, his eyes involuntarily stared at the lips of the lying person, and swallowed his saliva.
"What's wrong?There's something on my face?" The eyes of the person in front of him were too hot, and Xiao Yusheng subconsciously wiped the side of his face.
"Ahem, no, I just remembered something suddenly. Whispered with his sleeve against his lips, coughed dryly twice, and changed the subject: "I haven't asked yet, how much alcohol do you have?"
Ah, how do you get to the point of drinking?
However, Xiao Yusheng still replied very seriously: "This still depends on who you drink with, of course drinking with beautiful women is pouring a glass, and drinking with boys is not drunk with a thousand cups, hahahaha." ”
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"Have you tried?" Wang Yiyi's face suddenly turned cold.
Uh, big brother, don't you see that I'm joking?
"Of course not, I never drink. Startled by Wang Yiyi, who suddenly changed his face, Xiao Yusheng immediately clarified.
"Never?"
"It's not counting, once I was a network administrator, it was too late, I wanted to take a bottle of Sprite to stimulate my mind, I accidentally took a bottle of snowflake, and then it broke after drinking, and I was fined two days' wages by the boss the next day. Xiao Yusheng smiled at Wang Yiyi embarrassedly, after all, drinking a bottle of snowflakes will break off, which is not a glorious thing.
"You've been a webmaster?"
Can this person not grasp the point when he listens to others? Xiao Yusheng looked at the person in front of him whose face suddenly became heavy and replied, "Yes." A diploma is not required to be a webmaster. "I hadn't been admitted to university at that time, so if I found a way to study, take online classes, and make money, I could only be a network administrator.
As if thinking of something, Wang Yiyi suddenly stopped speaking, and quietly looked at the person lying on the bed with an indifferent face, with a little struggle in his eyes.
What's wrong, with an expression like looking at a stray dog, Xiao Yusheng was entangled in whether to comfort this suddenly silent person.
Just as he was thinking, a force pulled him up from the bed, and suddenly he entered a warm embrace, and a sentence sounded in his ears: "In the future, I will be good to you." The voice was low and good, and it invaded Xiao Yusheng's heart a little bit.
Broke free twice, but didn't break free, Xiao Yusheng could only comfort himself, okay, Friends get along like this, I haven't made many friends, so I'm a little unaccustomed.
After the breath of the two was mixed together, Wang Yiyi let go of Xiao Yusheng, a little embarrassed but immediately calmed down, and just wanted to say something, but was stopped by Xiao Yusheng immediately with a gesture.
"I understand, Mr. Wang is really an excellent mentor, you are cheering me up, rest assured, I will definitely work hard and make a successful debut!" Nowadays, many talent shows are not all contestants talking about their previous sad journeys, and some emotional mentors will come up to give them an encouraging hug and say something to encourage each other. Although Wang Yiyi's words are somewhat misleading, as an adult, don't be too harsh on a nineteen-year-old child, after all, children talk like this. Xiao Yusheng felt that he was too smart, and he explained Wang Yiyi's behavior thoroughly at once. It seems that in the future, the entertainment industry will not be able to get along, and he can still be a psychological master.