Chapter 001: "She has a crush on me." ”
#蓝兰兰滚出娱乐圈#
#蓝兰兰原地爆炸#
#蓝兰兰后台勾搭导师石锤#
#蓝兰兰摸了任珅靖#
Lan Lanlan is on fire, and the topics with her name are followed by words such as "hot" and "explosive", and she can't get down the hot search.
In the past few days, countless netizens have been curious-
Who is Lan Lanlan?
A new traffic actress who is the part of capitalists?
Curious netizens searched on Qiandu, and there was no work, no music works, no film and television works, and only one piece of information about participating in variety shows.
The almighty Du Dad did not give a clear answer, and netizens also asked on the forum-
"Who is the financier behind Lan Lanlan?
The forum is also a well-known Q&A forum where you can ask any question you want to know and get a bunch of answers that others are trying to brainwash you.
"Thank you. Busy work, in short. Lan Lanlan = little smashed. Above. ”
"What kind of owner does Lan Lanlan have?
"She's touched my god! I'm going to kill her!!"
"Is it okay for the subject to take dim sum? I don't pay attention to entertainment news, and the straight man knows about her groping pig hand Ren Shenjing under the popular science of his girlfriend. ”
Closing the webpage, Lan Lanlan let out a long sigh.
She has no money, no public relations, and can only let the foul language that insults her spread on the Internet.
In the past two days, there were not 10,000 but 8,000 people who greeted her family, but fortunately, she had no father or mother, and her family would not be implicated by her.
But—
This group of people can't talk nonsense!
Where did she grope Ren Shenjing?
Obviously, Ren Shenjing, a stinky rascal, took advantage of the opportunity to be a mentor to slighten her, a third-rate company trainee with no status and no background!
Lan Lanlan gave up communicating with the whole world and decided to go around in her own small circle.
Log in to Juxin, ready to vent bitterness with friends, but I didn't expect my friends to send a message first.
"Ahhhhh
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Shengshi Tianjiao staff group(9)
My mother is the first beauty in the world: ginseng essence, why did you go to the hospital?
The world's No. 1 handsome ratio: Lao Ren, the little nurse in the hospital is busy enough, don't make the hospital blood bank insufficient!
Sheng Tianjiao, the richest person in the world: It feels cool to make money lying down, you let me get away with it for a few more years.
Gu Linger: Can you care about the next senior brother!
People are better than flowers and Tu Jiaojiao: Senior Brother Ren, are you okay?
Ginseng Jing Ren Shenjing: Car accident, out of danger of life, don't worry.
Lan Lanlan looked dazed, "Does this have anything to do with me?"
"You're too ruthless, aren't you! I only touched someone's waist last week, and now I don't recognize anyone when I put on my skirt?"
Lan Lanlan: "......"
I'm ready to break up with my friend in order to clean up, and the news from my friend is here again.
"Lazy, you're hiding deep enough!"
Lan Lanlan looked confused, "Meow meow?"
"The screenshot is here, do you want to deny it?"
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Shengshi Tianjiao staff group(9)
The world's most handsome ratio: What's the matter with Lao Ren and the trainee's little sister?
The old lady is the first beauty in the world: the old cow eats tender grass, the world is really going down, and the people's hearts are not ancient!
Gu Linger: Senior Brother Ren is hospitalized, and you are still discussing his gossip, isn't it?
Sheng Tianjiao, the richest person in the world: This is the legendary Tianli Zhaozhao retribution!
The world's No. 1 handsome man: Boss, your cash cow is about to fall, and you are still gloating here, what about your conscience?
The old lady is the most beautiful in the world: she was eaten by a dog.
Gu Linger: You two are not much better!
Ginseng Jing Ren Shenjing: She has a crush on me.
She has a crush on me.
Four words nailed Lan Lanlan firmly to the pillar of shame.
She has lived for 18 years, and she just wants to get rich, and she has no interest in the so-called male gods in the entertainment industry at all!
What's more, it's a dirty thing that sleeps in flowers and willows!
Messages from friends are still bombarding.
"Lazy, how long have you had a crush on Ren Shenjing? Why haven't I found out at all?"
"I don't want to get sick......"
"Nymphaica or lovesickness?"
Venereal disease!
After all, it is about the artist's private life, and Lan Lanlan is afraid of Sheng Shi Tianjiao's lawyer's letter warning, so she chooses to remain silent.
“……”
"Hahaha, because there are millions of sick little girls, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. ”
Tu Jiaojiao, a new outstanding employee of Shengshi Tianjiao, played a powerful and charming villain in his representative work "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", and won the newcomer award at the major awards ceremonies at the end of the year by making the audience want to tear her villain acting skills.
If it weren't for her excellent work performance, Sheng Tianjiao would never have pulled her into the giant letter group that was lying down to make money in the second half of her life.
Lan Lanlan looked at the chat message for a while, clicked on the three small black dots in the upper right corner, and then clicked on the artistic photos of Tu Jiaojiao's heavy makeup and smearing the, and then clicked on the three small black dots in the upper right corner, looking at the penultimate line in the pop-up prompt box.
With just a tap, she was able to free herself from her friend's chatter.
When she hesitated, Tu Jiaojiao called.
Hang up.
Hit again.
Lan Lanlan picked up the phone and said angrily: "If there is something to start, there is nothing to retreat!"
Tu Jiaojiao cooperated with Lan Lanlan in the costume drama, "Concubine Lan, Your Majesty has summoned you." ”
"Who?"
Tu Jiaojiao, who was wearing a mask, smiled and said: "Who else can there be?" Of course, I am the invincible handsome guy in the universe who loves flowers and flowers, beer and a flat car, and Ren Shenjing, Senior Brother!"
Lan Lanlan rolled her eyes, "Don't go!"
"He said he could help you get back to Idol Girl. ”
The expression froze instantly, and Lan Lanlan's lips trembled, "Which hospital and which ward is he?"
——
On the way to the hospital.
Lan Lanlan searched for Ren Shenjing's car accident.
There is a clean thing about Ren Shenjing's car accident on the Internet, it shouldn't be!
Ren Shenjing, a hit in the TV drama department, has a high reputation at the box office, 50 million Jubo fans, high fan loyalty, and strong combat effectiveness, from co-actresses to assistants around her, no one has escaped the clutches of fans.
Correspondingly, the high degree of attention makes him go out with long guns and short guns in his face, and there is no reason why such a serious thing as a car accident is calm on the Internet.
On the Internet, there is a prosperous scene of gongs and drums and firecrackers.
Just now, "Idol Girl" announced that she would be removed from the list of trainees.
She was notified by the program team to go home on the day of the incident, and was scolded by the brokerage company, and after being a walking dead at home for a few days, she had already guessed her ending.
The program team only announced the news at this time, the reason is-
"Idol Girl" starts broadcasting today.
Ren Shenjing's fans have strong combat effectiveness, and they have torn Lan Lanlan to the hot search, and the popularity in recent days is not weaker than that of first-line actresses.
The program team wanted to stir up the heat again, but Ren Shenjing's fans were too radical, and they pulled banners at the door of the TV station for several days to demonstrate.
In order to finally take advantage of Lan Lanlan's popularity, the program team released the news that Lan Lanlan was removed before the show started, and Ren Shenjing's chicken blood powder will definitely stay in front of the TV to confirm whether what the program team said is true or false.
A good ratings start is half the show's success.
Lan Lanlan held her phone tightly and gritted her teeth in anger: "What kind of physique does Ren Shenjing, this bastard, suck brainless fans!"
The taxi driver glanced at Lan Lanlan through the rearview mirror, "Little sister, I'm also a fan of Ren Shenjing." ”
Lan Lanlan raised her head and looked at the driver's vicissitudes of face from the rearview mirror.
The forty or fifty-year-old uncle is also obsessed with Ren Shenjing, it's poisonous!
Lan Lanlan immediately pulled down the brim of her cap to cover her face, lest she be recognized as Ren Shenjing's unpopular trainee.
Arriving at the hospital safely, Lan Lanlan scanned the code in a panic and paid the money, and got out of the car in a hurry.
Lan Lanlan is fully armed, sunglasses, masks, caps, and superstars come with a lot of standard equipment, and many people look at her all the way, so scared that she can only hug her head like a mouse crossing the street.
Lan Lanlan's psychological activities:, it's all covered so tightly, and some people recognize her from her graceful posture as Lan Lanlan, who is the only fairy in the sky and on the earth?
Passerby's psychological activity: This little girl is wrapped all over her body, shouldn't her face be so bad that she can't see people, right?
Out of sympathy, passers-by just cast curious glances, no one bothered Lan Lanlan, and let her run alone in the noisy hospital.
Lan Lanlan successfully found the ward.
Lan Lanlan directly held the doorknob to open the door.
The door opened, and there was a man and a woman in the ward.
"I'm sorry. ”
Lan Lanlan apologized, and just as she was about to close the door, Ren Shenjing beckoned to her, "Come in." ”
Lan Lanlan pointed at herself, "Me?"
Ren Shenjing's peach blossom eyes, which were fascinated by death, narrowed slightly, flashing a threatening cold light, "Lan Lanlan, do you still want to be on the show?"
Lan Lanlan: "......"
How did this ginseng sperm recognize her?
Could it be that her extraordinary temperament really can't be hidden?
Well, she has a showdown, she just can't stand the loneliness in the sky and secretly descends to the earth.
Lan Lanlan took off her cap, took off her sunglasses, and tore off her mask, with a haughty face that loved someone, "What?
"Playing hooligan?" Leng Qingman looked Lan Lanlan up and down, and then looked at Ren Shenjing sadly, "Ginseng essence, after you were dumped by me, why did your taste plummet?"
Ren Shenjing rolled his eyes, "I dumped you, OK?"
Leng Qingman grabbed Ren Shenjing's shirt collar and lifted it up, and Ren Shenjing's six-pack abs and mermaid line were unobstructed.
Lan Lanlan: "......"
These two people want to be shameless, flirting and scolding in front of her, is she a dead person?
Lan Lanlan quickly took out her mobile phone and took a flash.
Leng Qingman stared at Lan Lanlan with a stiff expression, "Little girl, what are you doing?"
Lan Lanlan shook her phone, "I have been abused by Ren Shenjing's fans for a week, it's time to find someone to divert the firepower." ”
Asking you to complain that Ren Shenjing is playing hooligan on me is to lower your taste!
I have to let you understand Ren Shenjing's brainless skills and complain about people, and recognize the reality!