Chapter 209: Draw your sword, Brother Lan
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Ning Zhiyuan put on an apron, opened the refrigerator and looked at it, then took out the vegetables and pork, and in a short time, he fried a few plates of home-cooked dishes.
Serving the dining table, Director Lan didn't need to say hello, and sat down by himself.
Ning Zhiyuan smiled and said, "Taste if the taste is not to your taste." ”
Your Father-in-law, please accept my request for bowing.
Director Lan's personality is sometimes very old-fashioned, and sometimes he seems very easy-going, in fact, for Ning Zhiyuan's various routines, from the initial difficulty, to the current default investigation, it is all because Director Lan is a daughter slave in his bones.
Then, Ning Zhiyuan felt that such a director of Lan was actually better than being an elder to get along with each other.
Brothers may get along more harmoniously.
Director Lan picked up the chopsticks and greeted with an expressionless face: "Are you standing there waiting for the food? Either sit down and eat with me, or pack up your things and leave." ”
Ning Zhiyuan smiled and sat opposite Director Lan. I still learned acting from Huixian Yaxu, otherwise I couldn't hold back if I was treated so roughly.
Watching Director Lan pick up vegetables, Ning Zhiyuan silently dubbed him in his heart.
In this restaurant, he fully expressed the embarrassment and ups and downs of a daughter being taken away. Whether it is in terms of eye expressions or movements, he can perform the slightest trick and get into the wood.
In particular, the action of stuffing the pork into the mouth at the end is more expressive of postmodernism and a strong indictment of this reality.
Let's take a look at how he ate this piece of pork.
He ate! He ate!"
Brother Lan! Congratulations! Congratulations! Tonight's Best Actor is you!
Ning Zhiyuan asked, "The taste is okay, right?"
Director Lan said slowly: "Reluctantly, you can eat it." ”
Pretend!
What rank is my brother Ning? It's just difficult, it's not worth mentioning.
Director Lan bent down to open the wine box, took out two bottles of beer, opened them and gave Ning Zhiyuan a bottle, and said, "You can drink a bar, drink some with me." ”
Ning Zhiyuan took the beer, got up and poured a glass for Director Lan first, and replied modestly: "I can drink it, but the amount of alcohol is average." ”
Director Lan glanced at Ning Zhiyuan and said deliberately: "Wine is a man's guts, and smoke is a man's soul." It's not okay to drink badly, you have to practice. ”
Ning Zhiyuan understood that this sentence was a counterstatement, but he had the intention of asking him to drink with him.
Ning Zhiyuan said with a smile: "That's okay, I'll accompany you to drink some and practice your drinking." But on the wine table"
Two cases of beer, no more than 12 bottles, two toilet trips.
Fight for wine, I may not be able to fight you, compare my body with me, big brother, you can't!
Today, I will give you a drink, and I will be a brother obediently.
Director Lan ate two bites of food and said with satisfaction: "No matter how much you can drink, having this courage is worth encouraging." ”
Ning Zhiyuan said: "I am young and have little experience, and I don't think about many places well, and I can't do it well, uncle, please forgive me." ”
Director Lan continued to eat the dishes, and said as he ate, "Then you have to drink one first." ”
Ning Zhiyuan didn't think much about it, drank the cup of three taels in one gulp, and then poured it again.
Looking at Director Lan, who only cares about eating vegetables and not drinking, the corners of Ning Zhiyuan's mouth twitched, and he realized that he was being tricked again.
Director Lan's routine is like the depths of the sea!
Okay, you eat food to fill your stomach first, and then let me drink on an empty stomach.
You'll drink with me and drink too much of me, and then you'll see me make a fool of myself, right?
Said good martial arts supreme, what about Taishan Beidou?
Do you still light sky lanterns when you are Taishan?
I didn't want to suffer a loss, so I raised my glass and said, "The first time I officially drank with Uncle Lan, I toast you, and you have a face?"
Director Lan thought about it, raised his glass and touched Ning Zhiyuan, and then drank it in one gulp.
They poured their wines, and Director Lan said, "Come, touch one." I'm an elder, you're a junior, I'll drink one, you have to drink three. ”
it, come up and play so big, how much does this hate me?
After thinking about it, the first time I drank, there was no good reason for the distance. simply strategically instigated a wave, pinched his nose and recognized the three glasses of wine.
After drinking a bottle in a row, Ning Zhiyuan burped slightly, opened another bottle of beer, and after pouring it full, he raised it and said: "
Ning Zhiyuan watched Director Lan drink all the beer in the cup, but he sipped it secretly.
Director Lan saw it in his eyes, and quietly proposed another drink, and then the two of them drank back and forth.
After drinking a few bottles, Ning Zhiyuan, who hadn't eaten much, was a little uncomfortable.
Ning Zhiyuan said: "My stomach is swollen, I'll go and make it easier." ”
Director Lan waved his hand and didn't stop him.
Ning Zhiyuan, who was extremely depressed, went to the bathroom to release water, thinking about how to turn the situation around. Otherwise, if you drink it like this, needless to say, you must be the one who went down first.
The flowers are red and fragrant, and the ginger is old and spicy.
On another occasion, of course Ning Zhiyuan has a way, but at this wine table, he really has no tricks in the face of Director Lan.
Director Lan doesn't need any other tricks, as long as he bullies the small with the big and oppresses people with power, Ning Zhiyuan has to drink it as a junior.
Don't drink?
The impression of not drinking is even lower, it is better to drink too much and sleep more.
After washing his face, Ning Zhiyuan was startled when he returned to the restaurant, only to see a pot of loose wine spoon on the wine table, and Director Lan poured Ning Zhiyuan's cup full.
Why don't you just throw me a depth charge?
Especially Director Lan's provocative gaze, why is it so annoying to look at?
Ning Zhiyuan couldn't help but sigh in his heart, I'm afraid that I have to explain here today.
At this time, a life-saving sound came from the system.
[Duel: Bacchus]
[When you drink one-on-one with people, the particles in your body will be very active. 】
The microsomes will release a large amount of oxidase to accelerate the absorption/oxidation of alcohol content. 】
You will become an impatient alcoholic, with a very high tolerance for alcohol. 】
[Permanent status.] 】
Hahhhhh。
Seeing the introduction of this state, Ning Zhiyuan laughed wildly in his heart.
Draw your sword, Brother Lan!
Ning Zhiyuan returned to his seat, pretending to be slightly drunk, looked at Director Lan blankly, pointed to the wine glass and asked, "Uncle Lan, is this white?"
Director Lan said: "The beer is boring, come and drink some white with me." ”
Ning Zhiyuan shook his head and refused: "Let's drink beer, I feel spicy when I smell this white, but I don't dare to drink it with you." ”
Director Lan squinted his eyes and persuaded, "Drink less, it's okay." ”
Ning Zhiyuan still refused: "You really can't drink white." ”
Lan Chang straightened his face, put down his chopsticks and said, "What's the matter? I can't do this request, how can I rest assured that I will hand over Yan Yan to you?"
Ning Zhiyuan climbed up the pole, deliberately set up Director Lan, and hesitated: "Ah, then I will accompany you to drink white, and you will support us together, right?"
Director Lan shook his head and replied, "Think beautifully, unless you have the ability to drink me too much." ”
Ning Zhiyuan looked at the wine glass full of liquor, then gritted his teeth and said, "It's not worth drinking too much, otherwise, you can drink as much as I drink." ”
Director Lan pursed his lips and replied, "Okay! If you drink me, I will recognize you as a son-in-law." ”。
"Uncle Lan, I'll do it first. Ning Zhiyuan got the answer he wanted, picked up the wine glass and got up and drank the liquor directly.
Director Lan: "......"