After living in hotels and villas for so many days, Zhang Zi'an deeply felt that he was still comfortable at home, and that kind of intimate familiarity could not be provided no matter how luxurious the decoration was.

In the morning, due to jet lag, he woke up a little later than usual and went to the toilet after waking up.

There is a partition in his bathroom that separates the toilet and washing machine from the shower, bathtub and sink, so that dry and wet can be separated, and you can also take a bath and go to the toilet at the same time. Fortunately, otherwise he wouldn't dare to put the mermaid in the bathtub in his room, and he would probably be called a hooligan by her......

Rao is so, he is also very nervous when urinating, and it takes half a day to pee, and he tries his best to control the "rhythm" so that she does not hear the noise, which is too embarrassing.

After urinating, he went to the next door to wash, and he found that he was thinking too much - Shihua seemed to sink under the water when he slept, and probably couldn't hear him go to the toilet at all.

She hadn't woken up yet, she was sleeping deeply, her hands folded on her belly, her long, seaweed-like dark green hair hovering on the sides of her head and chest, and the occasional small bubble or two from the corner of her mouth that popped to the surface.

If you ignore the light blue fishtail that falls off the lower half of your body, if others see this scene, they will probably think that he killed someone and hid the corpse, right?

When he washed his hands, he secretly complained that Lao Cha had given him a problem, and he felt that it was not very necessary for the mermaid to wear clothes, because her long unsightly hair always covered her chest tightly, and it was a bit too much to wear clothes again......

But since Lao Cha has spoken, he can only help her buy a swimsuit.

Of course, an ordinary one-piece swimsuit is not good, she has no legs and can't wear it, so she can only buy a split swimsuit.

As a pure man who doesn't have a girlfriend, Zhang Zi'an definitely can't go to the mall to buy women's swimsuits by himself, he will be regarded as perverted, and asking the girls he knows to buy swimsuits for him doesn't seem to be very good, it seems a little ambiguous...... Fortunately, there is the almighty Taobao, not to mention swimsuits, even aircraft carriers and J-20s can be bought from above.

Last night he held his phone and asked her to choose her favorite swimsuit, and she quickly chose a light blue bikini, which was almost the same color as her fishtail, provided that the seller's picture was not colorless.

He didn't know her measurements, he didn't know how to choose the size for her, and she didn't know herself, but fortunately, the intimate seller's customer service told him that he could choose by weight, but he didn't know her weight, so he thought of a way.

According to Archimedes' law, the buoyancy she experienced in the water can be roughly deduced from the weight of the water overflowing from the bathtub, and since she can basically be suspended in the bathtub, her weight can be further estimated...... This was, of course, and he threw a tape measure to her and asked her to take her own bust.

After that, he was more entangled, he obviously only wanted to buy the upper body of the bikini, but the customer service insisted that he could only buy a full set, not disassemble and sell, and said that he had never heard of anyone wanting to buy only half a set......

However, the problem is that the mermaid only needs to wear half of the body, so what is the use of the briefs below?

After pulling the skin for a long time, he still reluctantly lost to the customer service who did not give an inch, placed an order and paid for a whole set of bikinis, and felt that he had lost 100 million!

Crash!

When he brushed his teeth in the mirror, she peeked her head out of the bathtub, wiped a handful of water from her face, and said eagerly: "A-Ze'an, I want to watch TV! I just watched half of a Korean drama before, and I still want to know what the ending is!"

Zhang Zi'an spit out the foam in his mouth, "When you get up in the morning, you have to say good morning, or good morning is okay." Also, what's the deal with your inexplicably elongated voice?"

"I accidentally bit my tongue!" she said, pouting.

Other elves also woke up one after another.

Xinghai jumped out of the crib, passed by in front of the bathroom, and saw Zhang Zi'an standing inside, so he raised one of his front paws and beckoned: "Meow~ Good morning, Zi'an." ”

"Good morning, Xinghai. ”

"Zi'an, do you want to play hide and seek?" Xinghai asked, tilting his head.

"A little later, there's a lot going on today. Zhang Zi'an wiped his mouth clean with a towel.

"Meow ~ Okay. Xinghai happily opened the bedroom door with his front paws and went downstairs to play with Wendy and Miku.

Zhang Zi'an said to her: "Look at the sea of stars, the first thing you do when you wake up every morning is to say good morning, you should also learn a little." ”

"But I'm not a cat, so I'm not suitable for cuteness!" she said.

Richard got out from under the little blanket beside his pillow, flapped his wings and shouted, "Quack!

"I don't care! I don't care! I want to watch TV! I want to watch Korean dramas!" she shook her hair like a rattle, and the bathroom was littered with water.

"I don't have a TV here, and you see I don't watch TV either. Zhang Zi'an said perfunctorily.

"You're a liar!" she said, glaring and puffing out her cheeks, "I heard the sound of the TV downstairs last night!

"Ahem! That's old man watching TV. Lao Cha also woke up, stretched his muscles and bones, and buckled himself with a hat.

"I don't care! I want to watch it! I want to watch TV! I want to watch TV!" she thought to herself, no matter what.

Lao Cha Zhengse said: "Shihua, the old idiot is a few years older, and he came here earlier than you. The old man had never been exposed to TV before, but after watching it for a while, he thought he still had some understanding of TV. ”

Shihua frowned, a little unable to understand Lao Cha's words.

Lao Cha continued: "TV is not suitable for children who are too young, because a lot of the content broadcast on TV is debatable, and it may lead children with unstereotyped worldviews in the wrong direction, and it is more suitable for adults with a certain degree of judgment to watch. ”

"But I'm an adult, too. She pointed to herself and said, "I have to wear XL in my swimsuit!"

Zhang Zi'an: "......"

Lao Cha smiled: "Hehe, whether you are an adult or not is not determined by the body, but by the mind." In my opinion, Shihua, you are too young to watch TV. ”

Shihua just took a breath and was about to have a seizure, but Lao Cha's tone changed, and he said: "Of course, if you usually behave well, it is not impossible for you to watch it in a few days." ”

Obviously, Lao Cha grew up with Ip Man, who was naughty and mischievous since childhood, and knows how to coax children, which is nothing more than a slap to a sweet date......

Shihua really hit the plan, and asked with both hands on the side of the bathtub: "Then, how can you behave well?"

"Let's start with a good morning. Lao Cha said with a smile.

She pouted, and although she was reluctant, the attraction of the TV was too great, and she whispered, "Morning...... Good morning. ”