"So you've been with their gangsters all night?" Long Teng glared at Yang Meng: "Master, do you know how worried we are?"

Yang Meng scratched her head: "I forgot that the phone has to be charged。。。。。。。 ”

Zhang Qingru said: "I am happy here, and I don't think about it." How can the Dongying gang entertain him? I can think of it with my heels, it must be a woman and a woman. Yang Meng was probably drunk to death in Gentle Township at that time! Didn't you see that all the clothes had changed? Tsk, a brand new suit。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng blushed: "How can a man with determination like me be trapped by a woman to block my steps? I'm not blowing it to you, even if Lin Qingxia, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn and Charlize Theron tempt me to drink if I want to, I won't drink it!"

Zhang Qingru pouted and said, "You don't drink one cup! You drink ten bottles!"

Long Teng said: "Zhang Qingru, how can there be such a person like you? Anyway, my master will teach you the art of fighting now, and if you don't let you call your master, you actually say that my master can't afford to pay Adou?"

Yang Meng smiled: "How good is Liu Chan? It's not official history, Liu Chan was one of the few smart people in that era." ”

"Huh?" Long Teng was puzzled.

Yang Meng explained: "After Liu Bei's death, the Three Kingdoms entered the Zhuge Liang era, and what about that time? Zhuge Liang opposed Liu Chan several times in the Northern Expedition, but the opposition was invalid; how could Liu Chan intervene? After Zhuge Liang's death, Liu Chan really became the emperor, and after coming to power, he first abolished the prime minister, let Fei Yi and Jiang Wan have a Shangshu and a big Sima to contain each other, and in order to contain Jiang Wei, Zhang Yi, Hu Ji and others were promoted, and Zhang Fei's daughter was married to ensure a secure position。。。。。。 This is all the behavior of a wise man!"

"Liu Chan has been the emperor for forty-one years! After Zhuge Liang's death, he ruled Shu for thirty years without incident! In that era, 'white bones were exposed in the wilderness for thousands of miles, and there was no rooster crowing', and he was able to rule for so long, and the people of Shu were happy to live in peace for 30 years, was he unable to do it? If he was really stupid, he would have let his people get it down! In the end, Cao Wei called, anyway, he couldn't beat it, why drag the people to accompany the funeral? Just surrender and finish. And I think the most shrewd thing about him is the allusion of 'not thinking about it'. ”

"Hmm, why is that?" asked Long Teng, puzzled.

Yang Meng explained: "At that time, Liu Chan surrendered, and Sima Zhao asked him: Do you still want to be in Shu? Liu Chan replied that 'I am happy here, and I don't think about Shu'. Sima Zhao asked him again: Do you really think so? Liu Chan hurriedly said: "It is the minister who wants to teach me to say this", Sima Zhao saw that there was one of the two fools, so he let him go and let him be the Duke of Anle, and spend the rest of his life in Luoyang in peace. So Liu Chan is a really smart person. Look at those who have lost the country and surrendered to the king, who is better than Liu Chan? Either he dies or he is closed, and only Liu Chan can live comfortably to old age! Therefore, Zhang Qingru just said that I am Liu Chan, and that is praising me!

Zhang Qingru burst into a foul mouth: "God praises you so much! Do you want to have a good face?"

Yang Meng suddenly asked, "Qingru, can you drive a boat?"

"Open a ship?" Zhang Qingru was stunned: "Then it depends on what kind of ship, if you want to drive a large ship, you can't drive it alone, what pressure tank, water injection, preheating engine, navigator and the like must be considered." A ship is not a car, just start the engine, and a person can't even leave the port. If you really want to drive a big ship, I can contact a bunch of people. ”

This time it was Yang Meng's turn to be confused: "Why did you think that I would let you drive a large ship?"

"Hmm, aren't you planning to get a warship back as a souvenir?" Zhang Qingru asked rhetorically.

Yang Meng was speechless: "I really plan to get some souvenirs to go back, but this matter is quite troublesome, Long Teng, you book a ticket home first, and I will go back two days later with Qingru." ”

Qi Kun asked: "I want to take Wang Lingke back to Zhuoshanzi, will you go back?" If you want to go back, I will wait for you." ”

"Rub, I'm not going back, didn't you take your daughter-in-law back to let my mother nag me?" Yang Meng waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and get busy with the ticket, I'll talk to Qingruo." ”

"Cut, like someone likes to hear. Qi Kun and the others left the room.

Watching them leave, Yang Meng lowered his voice and asked Zhang Qingru: "Qingru, if I really get something, do you have a way to help me bring it back unknowingly?"

Zhang Qingru became interested when he saw Yang Meng's mysterious appearance: "I'll go, Yang Meng, aren't you really going to steal a warship and go back, right? That thing is a bit big, if you want to take it back, it's difficult to keep people from discovering it!"

"What do you want?" Yang Meng glanced at him: "It's just a few small things." It was an old friend who commissioned me to bring it back. But as far as I can tell. The people of Dongying won't let me bring those things back. ”

"Oh?" Zhang Qingru opened a bottle of mineral water: "What are you talking about?"

Yang Meng didn't play tricks, but directly told Zhang Qingru: "Dongying people call them 'three artifacts'!"

"Poof!" The mineral water that Zhang Qingru had just poured into his mouth sprayed Yang Meng directly: "Are you crazy? I took you to the Tokyo Museum, I really want to see if I can arouse your anger and return to China with two things." But I don't want you to follow the 'three artifacts'! Are you trying to trigger a war between the two countries?"

Zhang Qingru is so nervous, but it is not for nothing.

In Dongying, there are 'three artifacts', namely the Kusanagi Sword------ also known as the Tiancong Cloud Sword, the eight-foot Qiong Hook Jade and the Eight Mirrors. Anyone who has played the game "The King of Fighters" knows that the game characters in it are called "Kusanagi Kyo", "Yagami An" and "Kagura Chizuru" represent three artifacts respectively; the tricks of "Yellow Ape" in "One Piece" are also based on the three artifacts; well, the weapon of Orochimaru in "Naruto" is also the Kusanagi sword, and the Uchiha Itachi has an eight-foot Qiong Magatama.

The reason why these three artifacts are so famous is because for more than 2,000 years, they have been the symbol of the imperial power of Dongying, and if you want to be an emperor, you must have these three things in your hand to become a real enthronement.

According to the Toei mythology, Amaterasu sent his grandson to serve as emperor on earth and granted him three artifacts as his tokens. To be exact, there are two: the Yaga Mirror and the Yasaka Qiong Magatama were directly rewarded by Amaterasu, while the Kusanagi Sword was taken from the belly of the Yaqi Orochi.

Legend has it that the Kusanagi sword can command the direction of the wind, the eight-foot Qiongyu can control fire and fortune, and the eight-foot mirror can create illusions: when Amaterasu hid in the Tendo Rock and fell into darkness, the gods made the Eight Mirrors together and danced the 'Kagura' to bring out Asumasu, so that the sun could be restored between heaven and earth. That's why the 'Kagura family' is used in the King of Fighters game to represent Yakagami.

Yang Meng wiped the water off his face: "Damn, why are you so excited? This is a new dress! You have to accompany me in clothes!"

Zhang Qingru calmed down and said to Yang Meng: "I know what you think, you want to take back a ruthless thing, but the three artifacts are really hard to touch, the three things are placed in different places, the eight-piece mirror is enshrined in the Ise Shrine, the Kusanagi sword is enshrined in the Atsuta Shrine, and the eight-foot Qiong Hook Jade is enshrined in the Tokyo Imperial Palace." Let's not talk about the strict security of these three places, let's just say that these three places are far apart, you can't steal things and swagger to steal the rest of the things without attracting people's attention------ if the three artifacts are really stolen, I believe that the entire Dongying martial law is enforced!"

Yang Meng said: "Do you want to compensate me for my clothes?"

Zhang Qingru sighed and said: "You are my eldest brother, I can't compensate you for your clothes?" Let's dispel this idea, that's really not a good thing, the last emperor of the year saw the 'three artifacts' with his own eyes, he wrote about this in "The First Half of My Life", and said, 'There are many such things in Liulichang, even if it is the bits and pieces that the eunuch took out from the Forbidden City, which one is more valuable than this', you might as well focus on something else." ”

As a result, Yang Meng said: "What the last emperor saw was also fake. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Qingru was stunned: "What do you mean?"

"At that time, it was Emperor Hirohito who showed him these three artifacts, and in fact, Hirohito's grandfather Meiji made a rule, that is, no one, including his own children and grandchildren, could watch the artifacts, including those priests who changed the boxes for the artifacts, they had to be replaced in the dark environment where they couldn't see their fingers, how could Hirohito show the three artifacts to others? Yang Meng said.

"Huh?" Zhang Qingru was stunned when she heard this.

Yang Meng continued: "Are you surprised? Then let me tell you something that surprises you even more: those three artifacts placed in the Divine Palace are actually fakes. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Qingru's eyes widened.

Yang Meng lit a cigarette and stopped talking.

Zhang Qingru was anxious: "Don't stop talking! What the hell is going on?"

Yang Meng smiled: "Do you know what the three artifacts are?"

"What?" Zhang Qingru asked puzzled.

Yang Meng pouted at him: "Think about the way your uncle dressed when he was working!"

"My uncle?" Zhang Qingru asked puzzledly, "What kind of work does he do?

Yang Meng snapped his fingers: "That's right, then what is the 'three-piece suit' of demon hunting?"

"Three-piece demon hunting suit?" Zhang Qingru was stunned.

"Forget it, I won't go around in circles with you!" Yang Meng said: "Think about it, when your uncle is working, does he look at the demon mirror with his left hand, slash the demon sword with his right hand, and seal the demon jade on his head?"

"Eh?" Zhang Qingru opened his mouth wide: "You mean。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng said: "Their so-called three artifacts are actually our Taoist magic weapons. And...... Well, it's actually something from my master's sect, and I'm just taking it back this time. Dongying's modern development almost relies on 'gambling on national fortune', and they succeed every time, and the reason why they succeed is because these three treasures of my master should be taken back now!