Chapter 91: Teacher Wang will really buy people's hearts
Unexpectedly, I came to the Nine Heavens twice in total, and the posture of each time was so weird.
Xiao Yusheng lay on the hospital bed of the medical immortal, looking at the person sitting on the side with his eyes closed and thinking.
"Protector Wang, this little brother is fine, it's just a sprained waist muscle, as long as you apply our medical immortal hall's magic medicine for treating 'bruises', it will be fine in less than half an hour. After the examination, a medical immortal stood respectfully and bowed his head and said.
"There is Immortal Master Lao. Xiao Yusheng said, Yu Guang looked at the lion sitting on the side, only to see him staring at the cup in his hand without saying a word.
Did Wang Yiyi suddenly remember that he was an idol with a cold personality, and picked up his idol baggage here!
After taking the medicine, Xiao Yusheng followed behind Wang Yiyi and thanked the immortal master, and was taken to a corner of the heavenly realm by a certain lion.
This place is full of desolation, and the walls are ruined and crumbling as far as the eye can see.
"Is there such a desolate place in the fairy world?" Xiao Yusheng said in surprise when he saw the scene in front of him.
"Who is speaking in front of my immortal mansion. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, an old man in torn clothes with his hair standing high on end, holding a broken broom, walked out from behind a pile of broken stones.
Ho, this uncle's style is really chic. Xiao Yusheng suddenly laughed, he was used to seeing the group of people in the fairy world, one by one wearing Dao Feng fairy bones, at first glance, he saw a person dressed like a tattered one, and he was a little surprised for a moment.
Could it be that there is still a "God of Collecting Rags" in this heavenly realm?
"Below is the lion protector of the Western Heavens, who has come to ask for sin. When Wang Yiyi saw this person, he bowed his head and bowed with a pious attitude.
When the man heard this, he was startled, and his eyes rolled: "Oh, hahahaha, it's the lion protector of the western sky, how can you have the leisure to come to the fairy world to play, the fairy world is good, the scenery is very beautiful, especially the queen mother's peach garden, beautiful! I won't bother for now, you continue to shop." As he spoke, he picked up the broom in his hand and put oil on the soles of his feet.
However, how could someone let go of the person in front of him, and casually recited a mantra. In an instant, the old man froze in place, unable to move, and scolded in his mouth: "Stinky boy, let go of me, this is our fairy realm, not your Buddha realm, let go of me!"
Belch......
Xiao Yusheng secretly tugged at the sleeve of the person next to him, and said cautiously: "You treat an old man like this, it doesn't seem to be good, where did he offend you?" No, this lion doesn't look like a person who can hold grudges, and he usually takes revenge on the spot, how can he run to the fairy world for no reason to find trouble with an old man? And it is also an old man who is dressed so tattered and looks very pitiful.
Wang Yiyi didn't listen to Xiao Yusheng's words and let go of the old man in front of him, but just said indifferently: "Quickly untie the spell on his body that was placed by you, otherwise, every time you build an immortal temple, I will blow up an immortal temple." ”
Threat, absolute threat. Broom Xingjun is dripping blood in his heart, obviously this lion did something wrong, why is it really himself who is injured, isn't it just an unlucky spell that "eats your teeth when you drink water"? It is so scary? And this rabbit has not suffered much at first glance, and the spells around you are much weaker, after all, with your Buddha light, no matter how big the spell is, it will be weakened and cannot be weakened anymore, why are you so angry! Obviously, the Immortal Temple was blown up, and the person who was ridiculed by the people of the fairy world was himself. Sure enough, what the rabbit god monarch said was true, these two people must have a leg, if they didn't retreat, then they would definitely have no legs.
"Okay, okay, you let go of me first. The broom immortal monarch immediately relented, joked, this great god is much more powerful than the god of war in the fairy world, how could he have fought.
Xiao Yusheng looked puzzled, what kind of spell was it? What kind of dumb fan were they fighting?
"Unravel the spell you put on him first, otherwise, you will be here, and I will see who dares to solve it. A certain lion did not let go, and looked at the person in front of him indifferently, he had long heard that the broom fairy monarch had a lot of bad intentions, and if he untied it, this person would definitely slip faster than a rabbit.
When the broom fairy heard this, he immediately knew that the person in front of him was not joking, so he had to be obedient and reluctant, and unleash the spell on Xiao Yusheng. In an instant, Xiao Yusheng felt refreshed and relaxed.
"Wow, why do you feel a lot lighter, who is this person? Can you still relieve fatigue?" Xiao Yusheng was still in the dark until now, thinking that this person's immortal skills were used to relieve fatigue.
Wang Yiyi didn't say much, and at the moment when he found out that the spell on Xiao Tuzi beside him was solved, he unlocked the immobilization technique on the broom immortal monarch.
"Oh my god, bullying people, bullying to our fairy world. As soon as the fixation technique was solved, the broom Xianjun sat on the ground and began to cry, the broom was thrown to the side, the two hands hit the ground, and the words "no one in the fairy world", "bullying" and "lawlessness" kept chanting in his mouth.
This person was crying too fake, although he didn't understand what was going on, Xiao Yusheng still subconsciously believed in Wang Yiyi, after all, Mr. Wang himself was very strong, and he didn't use the word "bullying" at all.
As if disturbed by the crying person in front of him, Wang Yiyi frowned, casually conjured up a trick bag, threw it at the person, and said: "In the past few years, there have been two Jiaolong companion beads, and some common coins in the fairy world, which is enough for you to build a mansion that is a hundred times larger than the current immortal mansion." ”
As soon as the words fell, the fake crying over there stopped abruptly, and the people on the ground quickly put away the bag, opened it and looked carefully inside, and smiled in an instant: "You said earlier, come, do you want to go to my mansion for a cup of tea, I will know what it means to be rich in the gods, talented men and women, born a ...... pair"
What the hell? Are these idioms used like this? Xiao Yusheng was first shocked by the speed of the change of face of the person in front of him, and then by the unscrupulous words in his mouth. Sure enough, the people in the fairy world are not simple, and the few immortal clans I know are all very individual.
"No, no, no. Xiao Yusheng tried his best to refuse his kind invitation, looked up at the ruins not far away, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Your immortal mansion, you are sure that someone will settle down. Thinking like this, the precarious half of the wall collapsed as if to test his idea, and a puff of white smoke drifted through in an instant.
Xiao Yusheng and the broom immortal monarch looked at each other, but soon the immortal monarch regained his composure, and said very indifferently: "It has been in disrepair for a long time, forgive me." ”
God is fucking in disrepair, although this building is dilapidated, but the decoration or something is new at a glance Okay, which door is in disrepair, but the old man himself said so, he can't be demolished in person, Xiao Yusheng had to cooperate and nodded, and laughed embarrassedly twice.
"Let's go. Since the matter has been resolved, there is no need to stay in the fairy world, Wang Yiyi grabbed Xiao Yusheng's sleeve, recited a mantra, and drove away. In the distance, I saw the old man, who was looking at them with a smile on his face.
"That building was destroyed by you?" Xiao Yusheng's every move was watched by Xiao Yusheng, calm down, and after a little thought, he knew what was going on, but he didn't expect Wang Yiyi to be so violent, and he didn't know when he demolished the old man's immortal mansion, it was really pitiful.
"Hmm. Wang Yiyi generously admitted.
"It's worthy of Mr. Wang, the demolition of the immortal mansion is so justifiable. Xiao Yusheng stopped talking, and quietly followed Wang Yiyi back to the Demon Realm.