Chapter 127: I'm going to kill!
"Stop playing games... Go take a shower!"
Although the ring match was held the day after tomorrow, Yang Xiaoman waited a little upset, waiting from noon until eight o'clock in the evening, the ghost knew what he had experienced, anyway, he was playing games with this guy.
I really can't wait, and the flowers will bloom any longer.
"Wait a minute..."
"Eat chicken right away. Xu Mang hugged a hanging thigh, this was also the first time he knew that the mobile phone could also be opened and hung when eating chicken, licking the box along the way, and Xu Mang almost died.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Power bank!" Xu Mang licked happily, but found that the phone was about to run out of battery, which frightened Xu Mang, and hurriedly asked Yang Xiaoman next to him to send the power bank.
But
Yang Xiaoman was indifferent, she was waiting for the moment when Xu Mang's mobile phone ran out of battery, how could she ruin her good time.
Ding dong!
Xu Mang's mobile phone has a black screen, if it were someone else, Xu Mang might be desperate, but whoever let Yang Xiaoman lie next to him really can't beat her... Women who have practiced sanda are just different.
"I'm going to take a shower?"
"Hurry up!"
Before going to the bathroom, Xu Mang found a charger to charge his mobile phone before going to take a shower.
Maybe intentionally or unintentionally, Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh when he saw Yang Xiaoman's change of clothes thrown on the ground... It's miserable to have a flat chest.
Xu Mang's bathing speed was as fast as he turned on the beast mode, and in less than five minutes, he walked out of it, looking at himself in the mirror, Xu Mang vaguely felt a lot more handsome.
“...”
"Why is it so fast?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang and asked in surprise, "Do you just rush it?"
"No, I don't. ”
"Used your shower gel and shampoo. Xu Mang touched his arm and frowned: "Anyway, there is a problem with your shower gel... Why is it so slippery after washing? Is it because I haven't washed it?"
"Nonsense!"
"This shower gel is precious!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, and then showed a shy look: "Quick... Come on. ”
Xu Mang obediently went to bed, pulled the quilt, and started playing the game, just clicked on the game, the mobile phone was taken away by Yang Xiaoman, looking at her angry face, Xu Mang shrank his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
If you all sleep in the same bed, you don't want to do something?
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she only stomped her feet, but she couldn't say anything, if this guy knew about his intentions, with his personality, it was guaranteed to be a sarcasm, what a flame burned in her heart, what was lonely every night...
The two of them just lay quietly on the bed, watching boring TV series, as if it was some kind of film "Yang Jian Fell in Love with Su Daji's Erlang God Rebirth".
Yang Xiaoman didn't know anything about the plot inside, she only knew that this was a costume mythological film, and at this time she was looking forward to Xu Mang's next move, gentle, romantic... I'm looking forward to it anyway.
"Where's the remote control?"
“???”
"Oh... Here I am. Xu Mang touched the remote control, then began to change the channel, found a comedy sketch program, and laughed non-stop by himself.
After five minutes,
Yang Xiaoman finally spoke, and asked in a grinding voice, "It's almost time to sleep, right?"
"It's not even nine o'clock. Xu Mang said helplessly: "You don't have to compete tomorrow, you usually go to bed late, and today suddenly so early... Xiaoman, are you sick?"
"Get out!"
"The old lady is very healthy!" Yang Xiaoman couldn't wait to unscrew Xu Mang's head, and then open it to see if it was a sweet potato or a paste, such a lively young and invincible beautiful girl lying beside him, actually had the heart to watch TV?
"Oh..."
Xu Mang then watched the comedy.
In fact
He knew what would happen next, but he didn't dare to do it, he really couldn't get over it on his conscience, although it was not a matter of time these days, just taking his own school as an example, there were more than a dozen abortions for girls alone.
But...
That's someone else!
Although I, Xu Mang, have done a lot of things as a traitor, but when it comes to treating men and women, I am Liu Xia Hui!
Syllable!
The plug of the TV series was unplugged, Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang on the bed, and returned to the bed.
"Turn off the lights!"
"Oh..."
The room was pitch black and silent.
"Let me tell you a story!" Xu Mang began a little story before going to bed: "Once upon a time, there was a girl, her parents died, life was very hard, one day..."
This story is very smelly and long, so long that Yang Xiaoman fell asleep listening to it.
"That day they got married, and then they gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins... In the end..."Xu Mang talked for two hours, and finally came to the end, when he observed Yang Xiaoman and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Skip jail time!
It's dangerous!
After taking his mobile phone, Xu Mang began his all-night journey.
...
The next morning,
Yang Xiaoman educated Xu Mang in anger, and worked hard for a long time, but he was actually tricked by this guy and slept until dawn.
Although he was beaten, Xu Mang was a little happy, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary, he just consulted a lawyer this morning, and the lawyer clearly told him that if he had a relationship, he wouldn't be able to run away from prison.
Of course that's not the point,
In the end, the lawyer's words were what Xu Mang was afraid of.
The good life is just beginning for you, don't lock yourself in the grave of love and marriage.
Let's go crazy for another ten years!
Careful analysis,
That's right!
afterwards
Xu Mang paid a lot of compensation, and then changed to an ordinary bed, and the masters who came to help change the bed looked at Xu Mang with an ambiguous face, and praised the young man's physical strength is great, so many years, the first time I saw the waterbed collapse.
This day is the day when the ring begins.
Liang Feng brought his team members to the arena, and several people discussed, and finally elected the lineup, Xu Mang was the first to play as a white, and then Zhao Linlin, Wu Feifei, Zhou Kai and Yang Xiaoman.
"Teacher Liang?"
"It's not good to line up like this. Xu Mang said seriously: "I can't get down if I go up." ”
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Liang Feng smiled indifferently and said silently: "You belong to the-stirring stick, don't say a word when you go up, go up and make it dark for me first, and you will complete the task." ”
Alas?
That's not a bad sound!
Xu Mang nodded and accepted the statement of the-stirring stick, but in fact, Xu Mang was unwilling to become a-stirring stick in his heart, he wanted to become a wishful golden hoop stick, which could set the sea and stir up the worlds of heaven and earth.
In short, two flowers!
There is still an hour before the start of the race.
Xu Mang went to the toilet and planned to have a good one.
"Yo!"
"Isn't this our strongest white to the champion?"
Xu Mang made a toilet, and the atmosphere in the toilet was lively, and the air carried a hint of happiness. Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, what the hell is this self-righteousness?
"Xu Mang?"
"Are you going to give it away again in the ring this time?" a good deed man smiled and asked Xu Mang, "How many are you playing?"
In the face of ridicule and ridicule, Xu Mang didn't care, but said enthusiastically: "First." ”
"Sure enough, it's for nothing!"
"I'm number one too!"
"Xu Mang, how about you as the champion?"
Hearing Xu Mang's words, the toilet began to discuss, in fact, they were all teasing Xu Mang to amuse himself.
At this time, Xu Mang felt that he had opened into the world of Zhou Shuren's pen, the kind of numb, ignorant and ruthless spiritual world, but the difference was that Kong Yiji's ending was a tragedy of being oppressed and insulted, and he... Kill them!
"Am I the master?"
"Okay!"
"Please be merciful when the time comes. Xu Mang said with a smile.
"Definitely, definitely!"
"We promise mercy!"
"Give you face!"
Everyone present gave Xu Mang enough face, but it was not a big deal.
Leave the toilet,
Xu Mang lay on the sofa, covered his face with a math book, and turned on the system as his math skills increased.
Math Skills = 5700
Belch...
Although it took a lot of money, I usually worked hard to accumulate, and I don't know if I will successfully complete the ring match.
There are too few practical skills...
It seems that the development of a whole new wave of skills is imminent.
Xu Mang plans to develop in the future, with luck and intelligence reduction skills, provided that he has these skills.
"The system... Are there any skills that can reduce the opponent's intelligence, or increase my luck, and make me my favorite cub. ”
[Please explore on your own]
“...”
It seems that there is none.
Xu Mang sighed, I'm just an illegitimate cub of the old baba.
"Hey!"
"Are you nervous?" Yang Xiaoman came to Xu Mang's side, took off the math book covering his face, looked at him and asked, "It seems that I asked in vain... When did you ever know how nervous you were. ”
"It's okay. Xu Mang said with a smile.
Looking at Xu Mang's smile, Yang Xiaoman looked around and found that no one was looking here, so he couldn't help but reach out and pinch Xu Mang's cheek.
"Can you give me a chance to care about you?" Yang Xiaoman said viciously: "You bastard!"
“...”
"Can you wait for me?" Xu Mang asked, "I hope I can see you at the first glance when I turn back." ”
"Of course!"
...
In the last 30 minutes of the tournament, the first round of contestants began to select the winners.
It may be intentional by other teams, Xu Mang successfully became the champion and accepted everyone's challenge, in the face of this situation, Liang Feng was extremely angry, which was obviously aimed at Xu Mang.
All the teams in the first round did not send the strongest players on the field, although the strength of these people was relatively weak, but they maintained the confidence of the strong when facing Xu Mang.
Losing to a player for nothing... Seems unlikely, right?
Who will take on the challenge first?
That's a problem!
ultimately
Under the drawing of lots, the Zhou City team became the first, and the Shao City team was the second... Jin City is third from the bottom, Wen City is second to last, and Hangzhou City, the provincial capital, is the last to play.
Back in the arena, Xu Mang still kept calm, anyway, it was the same for everyone.
Merely...
Liang Feng was angry to the point of anger.
"Xu Mang!"
"Don't be afraid!" Liang Feng patted Xu Mang's shoulder: "Even if you really give it for nothing this time, I won't blame you." ”
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
"Teacher Liang!"
"Huh?"
"I want to eat hot pot at noon... The spiciest kind!" Xu Mang said.
Liang Feng was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "Let's wait until the ring is over to eat hot pot, after all, order such a spicy hot pot... It may affect the performance of other teammates. ”
Xu Mang showed a hint of a smile and said indifferently: "No, I will kill this morning!"
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