Chapter 829: Xu Pig's Trotter (3/3, Monthly Pass Plus 52/85)
With a hint of melancholy and nervousness, Xu Mang stood at the door of his house, he did not dare to enter the door to face what was about to happen, it could be a good thing or a bad thing, just like the problem of the principle of quantum superposition at the microscopic scale in quantum power.
In this regard,
Xu Mang thought of an equation on how to calculate the relationship between bad and good things that might occur at home, inspired by the famous physics hypothesis Schrödinger's cat, and then used Schrödinger's wave equation as the basis to build a second-order partial differential equation.
Various calculations are performed in the brain, and the result is... My brain is a little dizzy.
"The system... Can you tell me what kind of world is behind the door?" Xu Mang chose to seek help from the system, he hadn't let the system solve the problem for a long time, and since he stepped into the field of LV4, many problems could be solved by himself.
[I'm sorry... Powerlessness]
Alas...
This bullying system is simply the scum in the tens of millions of systems!
Even a woman who is 1.5 meters tall and has a flat front and a deflated back can't handle it, and I don't know what I want you to do...
Xu Mang sighed, silently pushed open the door of the house, and the moment he pushed the door in, he smelled an irresistible fragrance, which... This turned out to be the smell of braised pork, no, no, no... There is also the smell of braised pomfret and pan-fried hairtail, etc... What is it? Tomato brisket stew?
Xu Mang's nose is very smart, and he has a strong ability to distinguish special smells, so he can't help it... Xiao Man's body has a special fragrance, Xu Mang has been under the influence of this smell for a long time, this nose is comparable to the nose of a police dog, if he is unemployed in the future, Xu Mang does not mind going to work as a police dog.
"Husband~"
"Are you back?" Yang Xiaoman ran over with a kitchen knife and a grin, gently took the bag in his hand, pushed him to the sofa, and hurriedly said, "Husband... Hurry up and sit down, you've been busy all day, right? ”
Words fall,
With light steps, he went to the kitchen, then brought out a glass of water, with a pure smile on his face, brought it to Xu Mang, and asked softly: "Husband... The water is warm, you rest slowly, I still have a dish that has not been fried. ”
Watching Yang Xiaoman go to the kitchen, Xu Mang's scalp was numb, Xiaoman... Xiao Man is holding back his big move! Although he said that he would not toss at night, but when it really came to that point, when no one could resist, who could hold on? No one could hold on!
Don't...
Buddy's private money has been checked again?
No, no, how much money he has in his private house, Xiao Man knows it all clearly, there is no way... It's stuck in her hand, but the contact number is bound to Xiao Man, and every time she receives money, a text message will be sent to her mobile phone.
What to do?
This can't be the Last Supper, right?
At this moment,
Xu Mang felt a burst of coolness, such an abnormal Xiao Man had never heard of, according to the previous **, something big could happen, what kind of thing was not clear, but it was definitely not a good thing... No way, you can only take one step at a time.
soon
Xiao Man's last plate of fried shrimp with broccoli came out of the pot, and then shouted at Xu Mang, who was in a daze, and the two sat with each other, but Xu Mang saw his wife, her face was full of red light, and she only had panic and nervousness in her heart, and her brain was full of fear of the unknown.
"Husband!"
"Eat a piece of braised pork, you seem to have lost weight recently, my wife and I feel so sad to watch. Yang Xiaoman pouted, his face was full of sadness, and complained: "You have to take care of your body, now you are the pillar of the family, if you fall... What should I do with my child?"
"Don't make a fuss!"
"What the hell is going on?" Xu Mang asked seriously, "You're like this... I don't even know what to do, can we be a normal husband and wife? Just say something, I'm panicking right now... Wife..."
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "I want to be nice to you, okay? You usually work so hard, and I, as your wife, should have the responsibility to make you happy!"
Cut!
Flickers!
And then flicker!
Xu Mang's disdain for Xiao Man Yitong in his heart, he has been an old husband and wife for so many years, what kind of person is she, does he not have the bottom in his heart? I only blame myself for being deceived by her playful and cute appearance at the beginning, and now it is too late to get rid of it.
"Don't be honest yet!" Xu Mang said indifferently: "You violent airport!"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
Damn it!
This bastard doesn't want to live a good life anymore!
"Eat!"
"Say it again, the old lady will beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily.
Seeing Xiao Man in this state, Xu Mang was relieved... Finally saw the wife who was once familiar, this is the real Xiao Man, eat and eat... Anyway, it's death both horizontally and vertically, so it's better to eat a full meal before dying.
Under the whirlwind clouds,
Xu Mang ate a bottom-upside down, then lay comfortably on the sofa, glanced at the violent airfield beside him, and asked cautiously: "Wife... What the hell is going on?"
Xiao Man didn't speak, walked to Xu Mang's side with a well-behaved face, then lay down in his arms, and said crookedly: "Husband... Today, my second grandfather called me and asked me to go to the Department of Mathematics of Fuzhou University tomorrow to give a lecture to professors, doctors, and graduate students about the principle of subatomic scissors. ”
"I..."
"I don't understand!" Xiao Man said helplessly: "Husband, you also know... Your lovely, moving, gentle and virtuous wife, although she used to be a top student, but now I can't do it anymore, my mind is all on the company, this..."
Oh!
I see!
I'm scared to death Uncle Ben... I almost thought I was going to be cold.
Xu Mang, who was holding Xiao Man, suddenly had an extremely deadly thought, he wanted to enjoy Xiao Man's service.
"Ahem!"
"My leg is a little sore..."Xu Mang raised his right leg and said indifferently, "I really want someone to pinch it for me." ”
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, looking at a big pig's trotters that was seriously playing tricks on him, and was so angry that he only gritted his teeth, but finally accepted such a fate, found a small stool, rested Xu Mang's leg on his lap, and then hammered and kneaded.
After ten minutes of hard work, I thought it was over, but Xu Mang's other leg was raised, and he almost didn't vomit blood from Xiao Man.
Bear with it!
Bear with you for a few more days!
Another beating and kneading, Yang Xiaoman was aggrieved, but this anger had not disappeared, and Xu Mang began to test the edge of death again.
"Uncle Ben wants to eat fruit. Xu Mang closed his eyes and said with a comfortable face: "Peel an apple for me, remember... The skin is continuous, and the apple with broken skin should taste good. ”
At this moment,
Yang Xiaoman blew up directly!
( ̄dish ̄*) big pig's trotters!
( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄dish ̄///)Beat you to death!
A violent beating,
Yang Xiaoman angrily yelled at Xu Mang: "I'm fed up with you, old lady, you big pig's trotters... Anyway, I'm very angry now, and the consequences are very serious, so you can do it yourself!"
“...”
"It's good that you're doing this earlier!" Xu Mang said with an aggrieved expression.
Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, angry and funny, this big pig's trotters with M attributes!
...
Following
Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to Fuda University, and along the way, Yang Xiaoman kept practicing the key content of the paper written by Xu Mang, and his face was full of nervousness.
"Husband?"
"What if I get into trouble?" Yang Xiaoman asked nervously: "I want to lose face as a person, especially if I am embarrassed in front of many people, I will get depression." ”
"Read as it says. ”
"What others ask you, just ignore it, anyway, you are not a person in the field of scientific research, what can they do to you?" Xu Mang said indifferently: "Who dares to say that you are directly mad, I don't want my wife to be wronged by others." ”
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's psychology was very warm, but after careful reflection, he felt that something was wrong, what does it mean that I am not allowed to let my mother be angry with others?
But...
I've been angry, and I'm about to become his angry bag, and it just so happens that he is also my sandbag.
"Humph!"
"Big pig's trotters!" Yang Xiaoman raised his arrogant little head, like a white swan.
soon
When I got to school,
Xu Mang originally wanted to let Xiao Man go at the door of the Mathematics Department building, but in the end he accompanied her and gave her the greatest confidence, of course... It is also to prevent accidents,
For Xu Mang's sudden arrival, the whole building was detonated, and everyone heard that Professor Xu was coming, one by one, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, they chased and intercepted Xu Mang, and squeezed Xiao Man out, seeing that her husband was so popular, she was happy and jealous, because there were several girls in it, and they were good-looking.
Coming to the integrated multimedia classroom,
Xu Mang pushed the door in, and saw a group of people sitting inside, he couldn't help frowning, this scene was a little serious, and he didn't know if Xiao Man could resist the pressure.
"Xu Mang?"
"Why are you here?" Director Ouyang couldn't help but feel surprised when he saw Xu Mang, but he was mostly surprised.
"Hehe..."
"I'm afraid my wife will be nervous. Xu Mang said with a smile: "So accompany her." ”
Words fall,
leaned into Xiao Man's ear and whispered: "You go to the stage and talk to yourself, if you can't answer some questions, don't answer them." ”
"Hmm!"
Yang Xiaoman nodded and walked to the stage silently, while Xu Mang went to the corner of the last row alone and sat there quietly.
"Ahem!"
"Xu Mang... What are you doing sitting in the back?" He Lao smiled bitterly: "Hurry up to the front." ”
"No need. ”
"I belong to the accompaniment..."Xu Mang said with a smile: "Don't care about me... Just let me sit alone. ”
Many people were moved and confused by Xu Mang's strange behavior, but if you think about it carefully, this may be a hint, suggesting that the woman on the stage is not an ordinary person, she is Xu Mang's fiancée, don't ask some embarrassing questions, she is not a person who is engaged in mathematical research.
But...
Some people don't think so.
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