"Witty Humor" / He Yongqi

- cheating, abducting, cheating, stealing, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, smoking, this ...... That's me. - So jolly!

What is time, what is truth, does it have anything to do with me??—— no, it has nothing to do with me, it's just a piece of foam that adds to people's troubles.

Looking back...... It's a year of no confusion, what are you? How many friends do you have?

One by one, it's not a disgraced life.

I don't know what ?—— done, I said it?—— I forgot it! Life is like this, what can you do??

Jing'er... I've seen it, it's delicious... Eat, what else?—— gone.

Look at the breeze blowing slowly, you see the willows drifting slowly! Look at the birds, the singing chorus, and I ?—— fishing on the shore.

My life is like this, accompanied by fish, and the most depressing time is when it rains, and when I look at the falling raindrops, I think what ?—— fish. There must have been a lot of fishing today.

The clothes are wet... Don't be afraid, slipped... It's okay, when it comes to fishing?

Keep an eye on the float ~ hold the rod in your hand, tremble the float ~ spin the rod upward, drag the fish ashore with your hand sinking, don't say a word, smoke a cigarette first.

There are a lot of wild ducks in the river, small and black, and the ducklings swim in rows. They are lined up in a personal character for a while, and a single line for a while, and the ducklings are afraid of people.

The frog kept roaring around,—— annoying!

From time to time, the little turtle raised its head in the middle of the river and gasped, and it was not big, only the size of a palm.

There are a lot of treasures here! Little goldfish, little white stripes, tilapia, carp, as well as Huang Lading and Mr. Little Carp, you can find everything.

Well... It's like a beauty salon for women, a gas station for men, and a kindergarten for children. It is also the place where Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai fell in love.

The water was clear, the grass was green, and a gust of wind blew...... The leaves rustle.

Look at the old man under the tree on the opposite bank, holding a long fishing rod, wearing a straw hat and parasol, sitting on a horse and smoking a cigarette, his face is red and his heart is not disturbed, just like me...... Staring at drifting.

At this time, the situation is urgent, Xi Shi didn't even look at it when he came, Chang'e came and stood aside, the fairy went down to you and flashed away, don't worry...... I'll talk about it when I catch the fish.

If this fish is eaten all day, it will be over! The mood is like eating rat poison, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

When a small fish is caught in the net, the big fish will fall to death first when they come ashore, and if they catch a lobster?

Anglers are not particular about it, so they use all kinds of bait. Earthworms, oily noodles and maggots, some people use bait that can smoke people to death! It stinks, it stinks...... Hurry up and move somewhere.

The night quietly darkened, and the moon hung hazy on the treetops, knowing that it was leisurely and leisurely, as if it had just woken up, it slowly crawled to the poplar tree under the night.

I walked through the layers of grass and finally came to the bottom of the poplar trees. It grabbed the poplar bark with its front paws and was about to climb, only to hear it shout from behind: Get out of the way, don't get in the way!

Knowing who was talking, it glanced back...... Oh! It turned out to be an ant.

Zhizhi said to the ant: sorry, sorry, after saying that, it turned sideways, and the dark ant crawled past Zhizhi.

At this time, he climbed to the top of the poplar tree, and it climbed very slowly, and an hour passed...... Only climbed a meter.

I said, "Don't worry, it's going to be a long time!" There are still seven hours, and you will be able to climb the treetops before dawn.

Well...... No, I know I'm thirsty! I saw it take a straw out of its pocket and plunge it into the poplar bark with its big tongs.

Knowing that it was indeed thirsty, it took the end of the straw and sucked it violently! The sap flowed into Zhizhi's mouth along the wall of the pipe, and it shouted Cool!

It was so thirsty that it drank in one gulp and two sips.

From time to time, it will look up at the sky, a gust of wind blows, and I shivered! Ah, cut~ It's really cold......

When you're full and drunk, it's time to hit the road.

I pulled out the straw with my front paw and put it in my pocket, and looked back at the tree, where the bark of the poplar tree was glaring under the moon.

Slowly I knew that I was crawling towards the treetops, and it was crawling... I don't know how long it has been, but I stopped and gasped, and I was a little excited, because it was not far from the treetops.

I wiped the sweat from my face and remembered my old ......

I know and say: After three years of dormancy, I can finally break out of the cocoon, and tonight - I want to soar into the sky!

Thinking that tomorrow I will grow a pair of wings, my heart is very sweet.

It remembered that it had bullied its partner, hum! How can you have me with infinite scenery? As long as one night, I will soar in the blue sky!

Knowing it, he continued to recall: Hmm...... I remember maggots arching me, I remember earthworms disgusting me, ants stepping on my back, butterflies hitting me in the face. Although I am a cicada, as long as one night, tomorrow ...... I'll fly it to you.

After saying that, he continued to climb up step by step, and it was already half past two in the night. A snail blocked Zhizhi's face, it raised its head to look at it, and said: Dude, get out of the way, let me pass!

The snail's foot froze in the air, and it looked back and said, "I'm sorry, I'm walking slowly, you better move to the left!"

Zhi stared at the snail for a long time, the speed was too slow! As a last resort, Zhi Zhi had to move sideways to the back of the poplar tree.

The light was a little dim, but it wasn't in the way, and looking into the distance in the night sky, it saw yellowing street lamps. There are no pedestrians on the street at this time, and occasionally a truck whizzes by.

Slowly, I continued to climb along the trunk of the tree, but after a long time, it finally climbed to the top of the poplar treetops.

Knowing that it was tired, it was sweating profusely! It was panting.

Zhi muttered: No, tired to death, I can't hold on! After speaking, Zhi fell asleep......

The night was still so quiet, the wind was still floating slightly, and I only heard the sound of the rush, which was the flow of the river......

The goldfish floated restlessly to the surface, its red body, red and a little dazzling. The fish's tail swayed gently in the water, and Jin floated downstream.

The night was getting colder and colder, and the mist had condensed dew in the grass. The frog was still croaking, and I said, "Can't you stop for a while??"

Everything fell into a silence, as if time and space were frozen at this moment! This tranquility was like a painting, and the scene in the painting was frozen for a moment. Only the river in the painting is tumbling......

Suddenly, there was an explosion! It's like you've been poked in a hole.

The wind was blowing, and it was getting stronger! The rolling clouds were mixed with lightning, and the thunder began to roar. The thunder rumbled like a gong and a drum, and the rain came......

The wind was blowing the rain underground, and the river was tumbling incessantly, and the water potential was growing. The churning river was about to pass the embankment, and with a pop, a dam collapsed on the bank......

The night was still dark, and I couldn't see anything! I could only feel the rain...... Scratching your face.

The tumbling river was like a beast, and it hit a wave like a hammer against the wall. There was a muffled bang, and the waves were crashing on the shore......

The wind mixed with the rain kept falling, and the harsh wind whined-woo-woo, and the sound of the wind was like a charge, wave after wave.

Time...... I don't know how long it took, but the rain stopped, and the wind came down to a light breeze, but the air was moist and cold!

Frightened, it was stunned by the lightning and thunder that had just come! It nailed its front paws into the bark of the tree, and it hung on the trunk of the tree like a swing and swayed in the wind.

At this time, it shuddered, and trembled and said, "Ah, it frightens me."

After calming down, I remembered the snail. It whispered: Brother Snail, are you still there??

- didn't answer, didn't shout when it knew, it knew that the wind and rain just now must have knocked the snail down.

Just as Zhizhi sighed, the snail poked out its long neck and looked at Zhizhi lazily! It was a little surprised to know! It was speechless for a long time. At this time, he paused and asked, "I thought you were beaten by the rain."

The snail looked frightened and knew that it was hanging in the treetops, but it didn't speak! The snail is strange! It's not afraid when the sky falls.

Night...... It's still gray, but the air is quite moist. The river slowly calmed down, and the frogs occasionally chirped.

My protagonist knows that it is slowly shedding its shell, only to see its body trembling and expanding. Slowly...... Slowly, I realized that the shell on my back began to crack...... Slowly, the head of the knowing came out of the cracked shell. After another ten minutes, Zhizhi pulled out the last leg from the shell, and Zhizhi transformed! It seemed to be reborn, wearing a new and tender clothes, and Zhizhi also grew a pair of soft wings at this time.

A rooster crow broke the silence of the night, and the east under the night was slightly white. It's almost bright.

Knowing that it has metamorphosed from its shell, it clutches the shell tightly with its tender front legs. It hung on the shell like this, and it waited for the dawn......

Time passed minute by minute, the breeze blew beside Zhizhi, and the skin of Zhizhi was slowly hardening, and the wind was ...... Dried its wings.

Night...... Slowly began to pass, the dawn is slowly coming, the dawn symbolizes tomorrow! It is the common hope of mankind!

Sky...... Gradually, it brightened, and the glow of the sun also glowed red.

Dawn is approaching, which heralds today...... We have won the dawn.

Darkness and dawn will be seen tonight! Failure means that we disappear from the world. Success marks the dawn of our survival! As long as one night, night and dawn will be seen.

Sky...... It's lit up, and we see it!

All our efforts and sacrifices have not been in vain! Dawn is the hope of our survival.

When the day dawned, the sky stretched out, and with a piercing scream, it burst into the sky, as if to say, look, the sky is mine.

Friends! What a brave way to know! Three years of dormancy, climbing step by step to the treetops; wind, thunder and lightning, can not crush the desire to know the transformation...... there is only one goal in the heart of the knowing, that is, the moment of retreat. Knowing that it has metamorphosed from its shell, it has grown a pair of wings!

The storm and the suffering all hit Zhizhi, you see its tight front paws nailed to the tree, it just does not fall, it just does not fall! Zhizhi just waits for a dawn, and this dawn is the wings that grow after the transformation of "Zhizhi".

When the day dawned, Zhizhi stretched his wings, and let out a piercing scream!

Conclusion: Night and dawn only need one night, and night and dawn can be seen in one night. The night signifies that we are lost in the world! At dawn, we will win the dawn of survival.

In this day of the great enemy, let you and I let go of our prejudices! Let us all value each other. The union of you and me will open the dawn for us! This is our common wish!!

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Author: He Yongqi