Pretend to be money for a while, and be stunned for a while.

Zhang Xiaojian sat on the old floor of a cramped rental house, like a machine that would short-circuit from time to time.

The love between him and Zhao Linlin did not end suddenly, and the reason for the end was very simple - money.

In this day and age, the measure of human success most of the time also comes down to this word.

Zhang Xiaojian was unsuccessful and had no money, so this relationship, which lasted for four years, one month, eight days and twelve hours, died suddenly overnight.

The pink panther was left by her, and he wanted to use a pink cloth bag with pink bills to accompany him today.

Because he can accept the sudden end, but he can't accept that she got married three months after ending his relationship with him.

He doesn't believe in love at first sight, he thinks this word is too literary, and the translation is to see the color.

Not to mention flash marriage, in his opinion, it is tantamount to irresponsibility to himself. Maybe there really exists in this world that hit it off and met the right person at the right time.

But combined with Zhao Linlin's actual situation, Zhang Xiaojian knew with his feet that this matter must have been brokered by his ex-mother-in-law.

Therefore, he once planned to smash the marriage.

Because he has this strength now.

Because he is rich now.

Interrupting this thought was the sound of a knock on the door.

'Knock knock. The voice was rapid, so strong that it shook the dust off the doorframe.

"Little sword, little sword, open the door!"

"I know you're home!"

The door opened, Zhang Xiaojian looked at the sweaty poplar outside the door and said, "Knock on the door, knock on the door, what do you mean by singing so soon?"

Bai Yang saw that Zhang Xiaojian was intact, and finally exhaled: "I'm scared to death, do you know that after making a phone call with you, Lao Tzu rushed all the way to three red lights to get here." He knew Zhang Xiaojian too well and heard something wrong on the phone.

While speaking, Bai Yang's two big hands clapped Zhang Xiaojian's shoulders: "It's good to be here, it's good to be here." ”

Looking at his friend Zhang Xiaojian, who looked five big and three thick in front of him, his heart warmed: "Enter the house first." ”

Bai Yang sat on the chair in front of the dining table at the door, picked up the cheap stainless steel tea jar casually, and drank boiled water.

Quenching his thirst, he let out another breath: "I'm making up for it all the way, I'm afraid that if you push the door, you will hang yourself on the beam of the house, die in the bathtub, or just get downstairs, and you jump down upstairs and smash the roof of my car, which scares me ......." ”

Zhang Xiaojian sat on the side, laughing and said: "It's a bit beautiful for you to die in the bathtub, and you should sprinkle some roses, but I don't even have a special sprinkler head in this hut, how did you make up the bathtub?"

Bai Yang waved his hand and said: "Don't mention it, I'm frustrated, I don't know if I hit the light or not, you have to report if you really get a ticket." ”

If this had been left in the past, Zhang Xiaojian would have said in a stinky way: "Let me reimburse this matter, how about hugging you for comfort?"

But today is different, Zhang Xiaojian nodded and said, "Okay, how many orders are opened." ”

Bai Yang was stunned for a moment and said, "Wait a while, it's not right, this painting style is not right." ”

Then he looked at Zhang Xiaojian's face carefully, felt that Zhang Xiaojian was delirious, and asked: "Aren't you pretending to be okay in front of me, and you want to die behind your back and die to martyrdom, right?"

Zhang Xiaojian rolled his eyes helplessly: "Who did he learn the idiom?

Bai Yang nodded, feeling that Zhang Xiaojian should still be normal, but he didn't understand: "Then why do you want to reimburse me?"

It's weird to be reimbursed.

Although Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang did not grow up together in open crotch pants, they also met in middle school, and they have been in many things for more than ten years now, and they have met many people.

Since they are brothers, of course Poplar knows that reimbursement is absolutely impossible.

Zhang Xiaojian was also difficult to answer, fortunately his rental house was small, and he looked at the bedroom.

So Poplar also looked over.

And then he was stupid.

He saw stacks of money, neatly bundled and messy.

I also saw a pink cloth bag skewed and shrugged, and there was still money in it.

What's going on?

"Zhang Xiaojian, why are you telling the truth, did you go out to sell your ass?"

......

"Why are you selling ass, your whole family sells ass......"

Zhang Xiaojian's response was a little weak, because he didn't know how to explain why so much money appeared in his family.

But he didn't plan to hide it from Poplar, because he knew better than anyone how hard Poplar had been in the past few years, and he had money, so of course he wanted to improve his brother's life.

Besides, he can't seem to spend all his money, so finding someone to spend more seems to be able to help him complete the system tasks...

Poplar rushed into the bedroom, picked up a stack of bills, pulled out one as fast as he could, and looked carefully at the window and into the sun.

"The watermark is right, the security line is convex, and the photovariable ink is also right, which is really real money." ”

Poplar Neuroticism pulled out another one, looked at it again, and couldn't help but say again: "This is really true!"

Then he fell into a state of stupor, and he was half-kneeling on the side of the bed from a poor background, muttering, "How much is this, how much is this." ”

Don't blame the poplar for his gaffe.

As an ordinary person among ordinary people, he, like Zhang Yang, has seen so much cash there?

Last year, Poplar made a small deal, stupidly deceived people, and lost the daughter-in-law prepared for him by his mother, he didn't dare to squeak, and now he owes a lot of debt, not only to fill his head in front of his mother, but also to repay more than 5,000 profits every month, and he has not seen the principal decline for half a year.

As for what he said about running a red light, and the reason why he decided that reimbursement was impossible just now - he drove three donkeys and fined a yarn .......

So he felt that Zhang Xiaojian's sanity was not normal before.

Now he felt that his sanity was not quite right.

What's going on here?

............

"How much money do you owe for online loans?"

"Quite a lot......"

Zhang Xiaojian casually picked up a pile of money in the mountain of money that had not been moved on the bed: "It should be enough, pay back the money first, and then give Aunt Mei some dividends, don't wait for her to ask about your business every time, you can't say it clearly." ”

Bai Yang was a little dizzy from the pile of money, although Zhang Xiaojian did not throw the money in his face, but pushed it on the sheet in front of him, but it was no different from the shock thrown on his face.

Of course, he would not be polite to Zhang Xiaojian, and his two big arms encircled the banknotes.

But after thinking about it, he restrained the restlessness in his heart, quickly shook his head, and let go of his hand: "No, this is no joke, where did the money come from?

"Don't worry, I'll take this money, and when the time comes, I'll go to the prison and bring you a boxed lunch, and you can tell me well, no matter what happens, brother, I'll do my best. ”

Zhang Xiaojian was helpless, he couldn't tell him about the system, and even if he did, he wouldn't believe it.

It's even more unnecessary to make up stories, because he doesn't like to lie and fart in his heart, so he can only diverge and say: "I remember that your dream is to drive a Maserati to the gate of the university city and put drinks on the roof of the car, how about we go buy one tomorrow?"

"Huh?"

Poplar has a long mouth, and the amount of information is so great that he is a little unable to digest it.

"Alright, look like you're demented, help me put the money in my bag first. ”

Bai Yang wanted to speak and stopped, he understood Zhang Xiaojian's character better than anyone else, not to mention breaking the law and discipline, I was afraid that this kid would be cowardly if he went out to fight, but he obviously didn't want to say it now, either respect him?

Thinking of this, Poplar's hand picked up a stack of banknotes and put them in a pink cloth bag.

The touch of the banknote was wonderful, as if it was a little hot, and he told himself, Poplar, you don't have feelings now, you are the money machine.

After a while, the cloth bag was full, and Poplar remembered a question: "How much money is here?"

"Two million. ”

Poplar's two big thick eyebrows are tangled together, is this only two million? I have never seen it before, and I don't think that two million is such a remarkable number, after all, the house in Jiangcheng is now a million.

But how can you see 2 million in cash and feel as shocked as you imagined 20 million?

"Let's go, let's go. ”

"Going, going there?" said Poplar with a question mark on his face.

Zhang Xiaojian picked up the pink cloth bag full of money: "Go to the wedding." ”

Bai Yang finally remembered Zhao Linlin's wedding in the evening, nodded and said: "Okay, let's go to the bank first, save the money, you draw three thousand, I will bring a red envelope and wrap it directly for you, and it will not be in vain for the two of you to deal with it for so many years." ”

"No, the money is reserved for smashing the field. ”

"What, what do you say?"

Zhang Xiaojian said word by word: "Two million smashed the field." ”

Poplar's body straightened when he had just stood up, and he felt that he was not an aspen now, because Poplar was a tree, and he was now an aspen tree called Poplar, standing in place as if it had planted roots, motionless.

Zhang Xiaojian knew why the poplar had become a tree, pushed the door and walked into the corridor, and said, "Let's go." ”

Poplar was finally no longer poplar, he hurriedly followed, and asked angrily: "Zhang Xiaojian, are you so brainstormed, are you going to rob your relatives? Your money is blowing in the wind? Isn't it printed by the state? When the pieces of paper are still all over the ground?"

Zhang Xiaojian turned his head to look at Bai Yang, and said slowly and seriously: "Now money seems to me to really be described as a piece of paper. ”

The aspen that had just crossed the threshold turned into an aspen tree again, what does this mean, this means that two million is just a small amount of money?

The amount of information is a little large, and as a person he can't digest it, just stand as a tree, and the aspen becomes an aspen tree again.

Until, Zhang Xiaojian, who went downstairs, shouted: "Are you leaving?"