"Tsk, you're still crying, it's boring. ”

The fat brother said with a look of interest, and the crowd of onlookers even had their mobile phones ready, and when they saw Li Zhiyu, they all cried, and they all booed.

If you can't afford it, don't play!

"Hello Mr. Zhou, this stripped naked and paraded on the street, after all, it is immoral, do you think this matter should be forgotten?"

In order to prevent the situation from further expanding, the police uncle hurriedly pulled the fat brother aside and whispered.

"Hey, comrade policeman, you think too much, I'm a person who has long been out of low-level interests, don't I just want to scare this grandson!"

The fat brother hurriedly explained.

In fact, today's competition surprised him very much, what surprised him was not that he could win, but that Li Zhiyu didn't cheat from beginning to end, the only one was not a trick on him, and it was true that he didn't follow the rules, so the fat brother didn't want to put him to death, otherwise looking at Li Zhiyu's temperament, he really wanted him to strip naked, and it was estimated that he would cut his wrists when he went home, and the worst thing was that he was also an "autistic youth".

"That's good, let's break up everyone. ”

As soon as he heard that Zhou didn't plan to fix this kid, the police uncle breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise they would be responsible for the big trouble.

The white-haired old man had already taken the students away from the crowd, and when he saw that Zhou was surrounded by a crowd not far away, cheering and shouting long live, several of the old man's students were full of bright eyes.

Who said that the literature department can't be a girl?

Isn't it a living example in front of you, not just pickling girls, they have become idols.

For a while, everyone felt that their profession was quite promising!

Since Brother Fat sang a song "Where Has Time Go" in the Spring Festival Gala, many TV stations have sent him invitations to the Lantern Festival Gala, and the price is ridiculously high, but unfortunately Brother Fat didn't go anywhere, but chose to upload the song to the Internet, and also posted a coaxing Weibo: "If you want to listen to this song, go to the old place to download it yourself, I've been a little busy recently." ”

Everyone is still speculating about what the fat brother has been busy with recently, but he didn't expect to be caught shopping and causing trouble again, and he cried with a stick!

With the fat brother's matter on the hot search again, followed by a piece of popularity and his poems, it is not an exaggeration to describe it by sweeping the whole network, it can be seen everywhere that "everyone is looking for him thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, but that person is there, the lights are dim", not to mention "Will Enter the Wine", netizens use this for their personal signatures, and experts and senior celebrities from all walks of life also love to beep a few words with his poems, otherwise it is like being out of touch, as if they are uneducated.

When a reporter asked whether he would consider absorbing Zhou Ran into the association, the staff of the association said: "I can't answer you now, we have to go to work after the eighth day of the new year, and we have to go through a meeting to discuss and carefully consider before we can give a reply." ”

It is impossible to absorb Zhou Otherwise, at the beginning, for the fairy tales, there were many people involved in the association, but Zhou Otherwise's mass foundation was too solid, they scolded and couldn't win, and they couldn't say it, and they didn't dare to say it seriously for fear of offending him and attracting another scolding, so they could only be silent......

The news of the fat brother's stick finally passed the limelight, but I didn't expect the news of "Zhou Otherwise's marriage is approaching" was exposed on the Internet, and then mentioned the hot search, there are so many versions, the key is that they all have noses and eyes, and the wedding period is from a week later to half a year later, and even Korean Yuyun almost believed it, not to mention those netizens.

However, the fat brother lives in his father-in-law's house and is not worried about a reporter blocking the door downstairs, he does the same every day, either accompanying his daughter-in-law to try on the wedding dress, or wandering around the street.

However, this is not made up by the media, but the news of the School of Arts and Letters of Peking University, netizens jokingly said that this is a Spring Festival dominated by Zhou Wei, from the New Year to the fifteenth, as long as the Internet is overwhelming, it is his news.

The fat brother will also regret it a little, more than once I want to talk to Liu Anmin, dean of the School of Arts and Letters of Peking University, oh, that is, the white-haired old man who took the lead in applauding the fat brother on the street, the fat brother wanted to say that it was okay to forget it, he really wanted to slap his two big mouths, and after a mouth, he promised others to give a speech, but it was not clear how many pounds and taels he had, and it would be a shame to lose face.

But as soon as the fat brother saw the students of the Faculty of Arts who were looking forward to it on the Internet, the fat brother really couldn't open his mouth, those students really regarded the fat brother as an idol, and they counted the days on Weibo every day looking forward to the fat brother's speech.

Historically, it is not uncommon for artists in the entertainment industry to give speeches in colleges and universities, but the most they go to is to talk about the crew in the film and watch major, talk about the acting skills they have figured out, etc., and give lectures to music majors like Fat Brother did before, and the artists who give lectures in literature majors are the only ones like Fat Brother.

Why, because not only do ordinary people look down on schools, but students don't buy it.

Peking University, as a top university, can enter the most top-notch academic poke in various places, most of these students are born with a sense of self-confidence and arrogance, and the speaker has been asked speechless or even knocked off the stage before, but this time, most of them sincerely want to listen to Zhou or teach themselves a lesson.

The discussion on the Internet about "being beaten and invited to give a speech in the week" has lasted for half a month, some are waiting to see him make a fool of himself, some criticize the school, but more people are full of confidence in him, at least the student party likes him very much.

"Why can't the fat brother come to our school to give a speech, if it's good, I still have to pretend to be a student of Peking University and sneak in to listen. ”

"Upstairs means that being a Peking University student makes you feel faceless? What kind of family are you?"

"I'm so excited, I'll be able to see the fat brother tomorrow!"

"I heard that at first, it was only for the Faculty of Letters, but later it was changed to the school auditorium because there were too many students. ”

"Why can we only open the Faculty of Letters, aren't we science students students?"

"People just come to talk about literature, can you understand it as a science student?

The auditorium can accommodate more than 3,000 people, which is probably one of the best in the country's colleges and universities, and it is enough in the past, only today!

Zhou Otherwise, the speech at 10:30 a.m., before 7 o'clock, some students slipped in with buns to occupy seats, and the school gate said that there were N times more students who forgot to bring their student ID than before;

At 9 o'clock, the media with work cards on all walks of life had set up their machines and were doing the final debugging work, and the morning truancy rate reached the highest peak since the establishment of the school, and the students who stayed in the classroom had no intention of attending classes, and glanced in the direction of the auditorium from time to time;

"Hey, I printed out a collection of Fat Brother's poems and asked him to sign them for me, I don't know if he will agree. ”

"Definitely, he's the most unscrupulous one of the stars!"

"If he comes to be our teacher, I promise not to skip class!"

"You're so beautiful, if he comes to be a teacher, it is estimated that he won't even be able to grab a seat in every class. ”

"The classmates in front of you are in trouble, hurry up!"

At 10 o'clock, there was a long queue at the entrance of the auditorium, and the discussion in the team was hot, although the speech was changed to face the whole school, but Liu Anmin of the Faculty of Arts won the welfare of giving priority to the students of the college to sit in the front position, after all, the content that Zhou Ran wants to talk about is poetry and literature, and those science students who want to come over to join in the fun are in the back.