About this paper,

Xu Mang gave a very low-key name "Uncalculable Ghost Overdistance", but he didn't know how to spell the English of the overdistance, and the final name was changed to "The Uncalculable Distance", I have to say that it has reached the top, some words still can't, and I don't know if there is no English for this overdistance.

After uploading the research report,

Xu Mang ran downstairs alone, picked up the PS4 controller again, and played the game crazily, but there have been no masterpieces on sale recently, which is very fatal to Xu Mang, a stand-alone game lover, until Chen Xi called, and the Warcraft Guild is going to open up the MC at night.

"Wasteland?"

"Is my number full?" asked Xu Mang curiously.

"It's almost full!"

"All three have already graduated, so what... A total of 5,000 yuan was spent on the boosting fee. Chen Xi said helplessly: "I said Brother Xu Mang... Now that you've been playing the game, you should devote yourself to it, right? You built an account and charged a monthly card for ten years... And then I played to level 10 and found a booster, what kind of thing is this?"

Xu Mang said embarrassedly and politely: "Busy... But now it's okay, I don't have anything at hand for the time being, so let's play the game, right... Are you leading the group?"

"Hmm!"

"I am the regimental commander and commander. Chen Xi said solemnly: "Brother Xu Mang... You have to have fun, don't mess with it... After all, it's not a group of relatives and friends.,No one blames you when you kill the group.,In the game... If you lead the monster to destroy the group or make a mistake to destroy the group, it will spray you to death. ”

"Don't worry!"

"I'm a thief!" Xu Mang patted his chest and said with a smile: "I want a legendary weapon... Give me the wind sword. ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Chen Xi almost didn't vomit blood, and said helplessly: "Don't make trouble... This is not a group of relatives and friends, how can it be possible to give you this superb weapon, and it will be embarrassing to get the city full of wind and rain when the time comes... In short, the first one can't be given to you, and the second one I'll find a way to hack you. ”

"Okay!"

"I was a little wronged, and I barely hacked the second legendary weapon. Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and said shyly: "Anyway, isn't your Sister Xiaoman pregnant... When the belly is bigger, we pull her in, and it's boring to stay at home every day, so it's better to play Warcraft nostalgia clothes. ”

"Oh..."

"In fact, compared to Brother Xu Mang, I hope that Sister Xiaoman will play the game more. Chen Xi said: "You always don't listen to commands, mess around, and all kinds of strange behaviors, while Sister Xiaoman's positioning, consciousness, and operation are all top-notch." ”

Xu Mang was a little unconvinced, and asked stubbornly: "Let you see what is called a real operation at night!"

Syllable!

Hang up the phone,

I hurriedly came to my study,Moved the notebook that specializes in playing games,This player country notebook was given by Chenxi,I heard what kind of dual graphics card configuration,The memory alone is 64G,The video memory has reached 16G,Price... I don't know.

Anyway, Xu Mang doesn't care about the price, the main thing is to give it away, but... This laptop is too heavy to carry on a tour, which is a bit of a pity.

Logged in to the account and saw his character, a beautiful female character, because of the PVP server, Xu Mang's character name is very individual-your father, and this name also made Xu Mang a celebrity in the game, a character who is scolded by the guild people every day.

[Your dad is online]

Xu Mang is online...

The guild exploded directly!

Watching a group of excited players catch himself squirting, it made him very uncomfortable for a while, but he quickly forgot about this feeling, and in just a few minutes everyone forgot that there was a person in the guild.

Nowadays, role-playing online games are no longer the same as before, everyone can have a lot of fun, and the lone wolf is always lonely in the game, just like Xu Mang... Ride around the world of Azeroth, wander around, see the scenery, climb the mountain and so on.

Bored...

But it's quite laid-back.

Then

Chen Xi secretly secreted Xu Mang in the game and asked him to go to the next copy together, and then Xu Mang directly entered the team, followed by another scolding...

【Your dad joins the team】

Teammate A: @#¥%...!

Teammate B: @#¥%...!

Teammate C: @#¥%...!

"Hello?"

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang received a call from Chen Xi.

"Brother Xu Mang... Why don't you delete the number?" Chen Xi said without tears: "Your character... It's so annoying, every time your character goes online, you become the father of the entire guild members, and as soon as you go online, the father of the members is gone. ”

“...”

"Then I'll take a name like 'your father before he died'?" Xu Mang asked cautiously.

"No, no, no!"

"This 'your dad' is very good. Chen Xi thought about that picture, but the picture was too beautiful to think deeply, according to the current situation, this name is actually not bad, it is much better than the new name proposed by Brother Xu Mang, and it is full of elegance.

afterwards

In the teaming up with Xu Mang, Chen Xi completely lost his mind, and sure enough... He is a person with no organization and discipline, not only does the damage be low, but also has a poor character, and he dares to ask for any equipment, which is simply a cancer.

Hit halfway,

Chen Xi couldn't stand such a teammate, so he made a phone call to Xu Mang, and then kicked him out of the team directly in the game, and then Xu Mang went back to the city to watch the scenery.

afterwards

Xu Mang directly opened his work computer and looked at the upload time of his paper, what he didn't expect was that it was still being uploaded... But this is normal, after all, this is more than 200 pages of content, and now arXiv seems to be being passed on by many people, plus the server is shrinking.

Afternoon

Xu Mang drove to the company and took Xiao Man home, and the husband and wife chatted about some messy things in the car, the content was unsightly and extremely embarrassing.

"Nasty~"

"Big villain!" Yang Xiaoman's handsome little face has become red, she knows that her husband is a big hooligan, and she also knows that he is familiar with all kinds of unsightly jokes, but she never expected that this big pig's trotters are so proficient.

It's also good,

Couples need some of these jokes to be properly polished, and being too bland may become a habit, allowing the distance between each other to gradually widen, or even start to sleep in separate beds.

"Huh?"

"Will you share a bed with me?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"How is that possible!"

"I'm a big hooligan, do you think I'll let you go?" Xu Mang said with a wicked smile: "Don't think nonsense... Anyway, I won't let you escape. ”

"Cut!"

"Just like you, you're still a big hooligan, and I'll teach you how to be a man every minute. Yang Xiaoman looked disdainful, but when he thought that he was pregnant, he couldn't help but feel helpless, bear with it... Everything is for the sake of the child, but where does the big pig's trotter go?

Secretly glancing at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman was quickly relieved, how he came here before, how to pass now.

"Wife?"

"I'm going to play games with Tatsuki at night, but this kid thinks I'm not good enough, or... Can you help me?" Xu Mang said: "Warcraft... You should know that the nostalgic clothes of the old fire recently, I have started a guild with Tatsuki, and today we are going to play team dungeons. ”

"Yes!"

"It just so happens that I'm bored too. Yang Xiaoman nodded, and then said: "Then tomorrow you play the baby." ”

"Oh..."Xu Mang nodded and asked cautiously, "Have you played?"

"Played. ”

"I'm pretty good, let me familiarize myself with the strategy, by the way... Tell Chen Xi, I want to command!" Yang Xiaoman said.

...

night

Xu Mang was sitting in his place, looking at the upload time of the paper, there were still three hours to succeed, and I didn't know if it was because of his own network, the upload rate was too slow... It used to be a minute at most, but it was just a few pages.

"Wife?"

"Are we optical fiber?" Xu Mang frowned, and said angrily to Xiao Man, who was sitting opposite, "Are we being limited in speed?"

"I don't know. ”

"You call and ask, and if the speed is limited, you can complain to the department. Yang Xiaoman was logging in to the account, and then on the role selection page, he saw Xu Mang's character, and instantly said with a displeased face: "What kind of broken name is this?"

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"You'll find out when you're online. Xu Mang said mysteriously.

Followed by

This character is online.

[Your dad is online]

In a flash

Yang Xiaoman was scolded wildly by N+1 players, Xiaoman almost went crazy, raised his head and glared at Xu Mang angrily, and roared: "Are you insane? Do you want to live? I don't take so many names, but I take a 'your father'... Look for scolding!"

Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Then what should I do? This number has cost thousands of yuan, and the monthly card alone has been rushed for ten years!"

"Idiot!"

Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face.

afterwards

Yang Xiaoman logged in to the voice system and communicated with Chen Xi about opening up the wasteland, after knowing that it was Yang Xiaoman, Chen Xi was still very happy, after all, it was the first time to open up the wasteland team, and he didn't want to bring a time bomb like Xu Mang by his side.

"I'll play this number in the future!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "I'll command all the copies, by the way... Give me the president, and I'll be the president!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

It's miserable,

Even in the game, the style of this strong woman remains the same.

soon

The quest began,

When the team commander Yang Xiaoman spoke, the entire voice system fell silent, and then there was a cheer, what a beautiful woman commanded, what a beautiful leader, all kinds of beautiful titles, for a while, the offensive name of 'your father' sounded particularly elegant.

Xu Mang: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Specially,

Are these people human?

Knowing that there was a female player with a sweet voice behind him, he began to praise me in various ways, and his buddy kept scolding me during the day... Now this attitude is turning 180 degrees.

"Humph!"

"I'll squirt you to death later!" Xu Mang showed a sinister smile, he knew... The irascible personality will soon appear in Xiao Man's body.

Half an hour later,

Xiao Man, who originally had a smile on his face, was already covered with dark clouds at this time, and his tone began to be impatient.

ultimately

A straw crushed Xiao Man's last shred of sanity.

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