"Just kidding, I bought it from a toy store for a total value of no more than 50 bucks. But you have to pretend that there are more than 10,000 of them. ”

Li Dazhuang suddenly threw the thing back into Xiao Yun's hand: "What are you kidding." If you take a fake toy and let me fool people, then it won't be a goof. ”

"Or say that you are a smart person and confused for a while. That middle-aged man hasn't used Big Brother at all, and if you keep holding it in your hand, how does he know that it's fake, weren't you fooled just now?"

"How do you know that people haven't used it? It's not the roundworm in his stomach, it's just a meeting, as if even the eighteenth generation of people's ancestors is clear. ”

Li Dazhuang was very dissatisfied with Xiao Yun always pretending to understand very well, as if the historical development and changes in the next few decades were already in his mind.

So he picked up a handful of melon seeds, then sat down on the stool and began to eat again.

Li Dazhuang likes to eat melon seeds very much, which seems to be an innate hobby.

He found that there was an old man at the entrance of the community where they lived, and the fried melon seeds he bought were particularly fragrant, so he always went there to buy them.

Basically, Li Dazhuang's consumption can reach two or three catties a day.

Xiao Yun didn't know how he could eat so many melon seeds in a day, anyway, this was also one of his specialties.

"That's where you have to show your acting skills. And this thing costs more than 10,000 yuan, which he can get by doing some clothing business. I've observed that he's a big brother at all. If it is a real big guy, he will definitely carry it with him and put Big Brother in the most conspicuous position. It's a status symbol. It's like smoking a cigar in front of those clerks. Playing the score. Everyone has vanity. ”

"Then you're wrong, I'm not vanity, I'm just trying to get revenge on those dog-eyed clerks. Look at the way they ignored us when we first entered, and then look at the way they looked when they saw the stack of bills. It's just two faces, and it doesn't look like the same person at all. ”

"It doesn't matter what your purpose is. Anyway, as long as you don't wear a goof. Show me a big guy. Have you revisited those gangster movies lately?"

Shi leaned over at this time: "We've been in the video hall for the past few days, and we haven't come out at all." If we hadn't waited for dinner, we wouldn't have come back. Basically, we have watched all the domestic gangster movies, and now we are studying foreign ones, and I have found the essence of many of them. ”

Xiao Yun suddenly became interested: "You talk about it, I'll see if it gets to the roots." ”

"You see, for example, the big guys usually come out at the end. And there must be a passionate background music when you appear. At this time, there is a beautiful girl next to you, which is definitely a plus. I now feel that Li Dazhuang lacks a beautiful woman by his side. Otherwise, it will be able to bring out the nobility of his identity. ”

Under the circumstance that the stone said this, Xiao Yun suddenly felt like an initiation.

"What you say makes a lot of sense, why didn't I think of it. It's just that the two of you go to negotiate with that man, it's a little too thin. You have to have a beautiful woman with you, so it's even more convincing. ”

When Li Dazhuang heard this, he immediately stopped swallowing melon seeds: "Which beauty are you going to find for me?" You see that this matter is more important to me, should I choose it myself?"

"Forget it, whoever I assign to you, you can put your arms around whomever you want. It looks like there will be some blood again today. ”

In the evening, the three of them set off again.

Li Dazhuang's eyes began to glow green, and he looked at the coolly dressed hair salon chicks, whistling non-stop.

"Can you be serious? If you play the big guy in the future, it's a character that any woman has ever seen. Now a few women dressed up in beautiful clothes dazzle you, so how can you show the illusion that you are reading countless women in front of others in the future?"

"What's the big deal, I'm pretending to be in front of outsiders, there's no need in front of you. ”

"No, you have to be right from now on. And we can't be known to more people. So you're still here as a bigwig, you know?"

"No wonder you let us dress like this at night. ”

Stone wears a crisp suit and a pair of sunglasses at night. It's weird anyway.

"Can I take these sunglasses off? I can't even see the way. ”

"Don't be discouraged. You must wear these sunglasses, otherwise you won't be able to show your momentum. Wait a little while and get into the house, won't it be bright?"

Xiao Yun instructed the two companions, and then his eyes kept glancing over the women standing on the street.

Eventually, he found an opponent who looked like he was going to be able to win better.

This girl seems to be relatively innocent among the many bewitching and vulgar things.

This kind of innocence is relative, if she is compared with Lin Xiang, she is still more than a dozen streets behind.

When the girl saw the three of them enter her shop, she had a very charming smile on her face.

"Are all three of you here to wash your hair, do you need to cut your hair?"

Li Dazhuang didn't speak, but sat directly in the chair.

Xiao Yun said to the girl: "Give our boss a better haircut and play according to your level." ”

Li Dazhuang's hair has indeed grown a little long, and he was too busy some time ago to have time for a haircut.

What Xiao Yun didn't expect was that this girl's craftsmanship was indeed quite good. After cutting, Li Dazhuang obviously became much more energetic.

After Xiao Yun paid the haircut fee, he said to the girl, "How much will it cost if you go out?"

"Bastard, I'm not going to do that kind of thing!" the girl quickly slapped Xiao Yun and roared angrily, driving the three of them out.

Xiao Yun covered his face, and when he was very embarrassed and was seen by Li Dazhuang and Shishi, he had a very funny feeling.

"What's the matter? You're pretending to be a big-tailed wolf again, and you've been kicked out, right? People aren't that kind of woman, you read it wrong. Let's find someone else. ”

After Li Dazhuang finished speaking, he was about to raise his legs and leave. But Xiao Yun grabbed his shirt: "Don't go, that's it." ”

Li Dazhuang dusted Xiao Yun's hand: "Why don't you know how to turn back after hitting the south wall?

"You know what? A serious girl like this is the most reliable. I've always been worried that our partners will end up betraying us. But it's so rare to find someone as beautiful as her who meets our requirements. Let's go again. This time, we'll have to convince her to help us. ”