ultimately

Under the threat of Yang Xiaoman, Xu Mang promised to go back on the seventh day of the first month, and there was no way to eat hot pot without taking it with him for more than three days in the magic capital, in order to survive in the world, Xu Mang lowered his arrogant head. Flash Dance

Following

Xu Mang was woken up by his mobile phone in the hotel bed, and the caller was Yang Xiaoman from the violent airport.

"Sleep what you sleep!"

"You forgot to want Cartoon Park today?" Yang Xiaoman said.

"Huh?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Damn! These black-hearted capitalists know that they will suck the flesh and blood of our working people, and Xiaoman, as a young man in the new era, we must resolutely fight against this bad social trend to the end!"

Yang Xiaoman on the other end of the phone looked confused, is this still the stupid guy who eats and waits for death?

"What do you want to do?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"It's easy!"

"As long as we don't go to that cartoon paradise, those black-hearted capitalists won't make money. Xu Mang said: "From then on, the peasants turned over and became masters, and sang happily!"

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

Skin!

The old lady makes you skin!

Wait a minute, I won't beat you to death!

A large part of the reason why Xu Mang's head is very iron is that it comes from the death gene in his body, and the most wonderful thing in the world for him is to climb back from the brink of death.

After being beaten, Xu Mang was a lot more honest, and he was as well-behaved as a baby, but when he arrived at the gate of the amusement park, he met Ding Jun and Ma Xin, as well as a girl he didn't know.

"Sister Xiaoman!"

"I want to kill you!" The girl saw Yang Xiaoman, rushed up like crazy, hugged the violent airport, there was a difference in height between the two, just like sisters with a difference of ten years, the sister was twenty years old, and the younger sister was only ten years old.

Wait a minute!

She called Yang Xiaoman sister?

I'll it!

Xu Mang looked at this girl who was almost 1.6 meters tall, such a mature girl was even younger than Yang Xiaoman?

"Alright, alright!"

"I'm almost out of breath when I'm being held by you. Yang Xiaoman was very painful, and compared with the enthusiasm of this girl, she was obviously a little indifferent.

Of course

Xu Mang can guess why with his fingernails, look at people and look at her, I'm really sorry for the rice I've eaten in the past 16 years.

"Sister Xiaoman?"

"I heard Sister Xinxin say that you found a boyfriend, what about people?" The girl looked around, swept over Xu Mang's body, and asked, "Why didn't I see the shadow of your boyfriend?"

"Don't you see such a big living person?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

"Huh?"

"Is it him?" The girl was slightly disappointed and couldn't help but sigh: "Sister Xiaoman, your requirements are so low." ”

"As long as I like it!"

"Others can think whatever they want. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, walked to Xu Mang's side, took his hand, and said: "I said Lin Fangfang, study hard, go up every day, you were born in a scholarly family, but you are always at the end of the class, is it a shame?"

"Oops"

"Sister Xiao Man!" The girl named Lin Fangfang was reprimanded, pursed her lips, and complained: "I finally escaped from home, and then met you, you are like this?

"Alright!"

"I'm sick of it. Yang Xiaoman glared, at this time she had a natural eldest sister's temperament, and said, "Don't make a fuss today, you know my temper." ”

"Oh"

Lin Fangfang shrank her head and nodded obediently.

This scene,

Xu Mang saw it in his eyes, helpless in his heart.

It's me who is young,

Yang Xiaoman's rice has not been eaten in vain in the past 16 years.

Several people bought tickets and entered the amusement park, but what made Xu Mang very helpless was that the biscuits that he secretly hid in his trouser pocket were actually taken away by the staff, telling visitors that it was forbidden to bring all food and water in the amusement park.

At first, Xu Mang had some doubts about this regulation, but after seeing the prices of food and water in the amusement park, he suddenly realized.

It turns out that leeks can still be cut like this?!

"Huh?"

"Who is this Lin Fangfang?" asked Xu Mang.

"The heel who has been following me since I was a child. Yang Xiaoman said: "Now I have a lot of opinions about her!"

“”

"Is it because she always relied on you in the past, but when she grew up, she found that she was taller than you?" Xu Mang asked with a righteous face: "You are jealous of her, not have an opinion on her!"

Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄〈 ̄)

"Boom!"

"Go back to the hotel and see if I won't beat you!" Yang Xiaoman glared.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, obediently closed his mouth, glanced at the nearby drink shop, and said, "You must be thirsty, right? I'll help you buy water." ”

Looking at Xu Mang's back, Yang Xiaoman showed a smile.

soon

With anger, Xu Mang bought two bottles of Kang Shibo mineral water, and these two bottles of water cost Xu Mang fifty yuan, of course, this is not the point, but the suggested retail price is written on the package and five cents a piece.

Then

Ding Jun walked over and said to Yang Xiaoman, "Xiaoman, can you let me talk to Xu Mang alone?"

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, nodded and got up to leave, didn't take a few steps just now, turned around and said, "Don't quarrel, don't do it!"

Watching Yang Xiaoman leave, Ding Jun glanced at Xu Mang, who was drinking mineral water, and said, "Can Xu Mang tell me how you chased Xiaoman?"

"I don't know. ”

"Maybe she's greedy for my beauty. Xu Mang sighed: "A beautiful man like me, after all, there are few in the world. ”

“”

"I know why. Ding Jun smiled helplessly: "I have always built myself into a perfect man, and I don't even allow myself to have any shortcomings, but Xiao Man likes bad men." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

"I checked your information. Ding Jun said: "You are suitable to be my opponent, an opponent for life." ”

After that,

Ding Jun turned to leave.

"Hey!"

"Be nice to Xiao Man. Ding Jun said with a sideways face: "Although we are opponents, don't forget to send me a wedding card in the future." ”

moment

Yang Xiaoman ran to Xu Mang's side, nervously checked his whole body, and was relieved when he found that there was no trace of a fight.

"What are you talking about?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

"Nothing"

"I'm enemies with him. Xu Mang smiled: "But they have also become friends." ”

Yang Xiaoman looked confused, he was both an enemy and a friend? What kind of relationship is this?

Men are such a strange species,

One second the two were still tense, but the next second they were able to drink together.

Lin Fangfang didn't know how to know the news, and was very dissatisfied with Ding Jun's letting go, so she was even more repulsive to Xu Mang, in Lin Fangfang's world, Xu Mang was like an intruder, destroying the peace of the team.

However, Lin Fangfang knew that she couldn't do anything, but she decided to do something, such as humiliating Xu Mang for Ding Jun.

Then

She ran in front of Xu Mang, and shouted with her waist in her hand: "Hey, the glory of the king, do you dare to take it?"

Xu Mang knows that Lin Feifei is only in the first year of junior high school this year, although he understands that his game skills are very good, but it should be more than enough to beat a first-year girl, right?

Seconds!

When it was agreed to dinner, a life-and-death duel would be held in full view of everyone.

"Stupid. ”

"Fangfang, she has the strength to glorify the king. Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and smiled: "This time you are dead!"

"Huh?"

"She" Xu Mang opened his mouth, his face full of disbelief: "Doesn't she usually go to class?"

"Scumbag. ”

"The teacher doesn't dare to care, the school doesn't want to care, it's about the same as you. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Relying on the relationship of the family, I am doing nonsense in school." ”

Scumbag?

Is there any heavenly reason?!

Xu Mang was still very unconvinced, and hurriedly asked: "I am also a scumbag, and I am also a scumbag, why do I only have the strength of silver?"

"You're embarrassed to say it!"

"All the scumbags have been lost by you alone!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "You are the shame of the scumbags in the game world." ”

Xu Mang sighed, looked at Lin Fangfang, who was staying with Ding Jun and Ma Xin in the distance, and couldn't help but say to himself: "I am born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other?"