Chapter Ninety-Three: No Computer
After dinner, on the way back to the little doctor fairy's house, Qi Binxuan asked the raven in a low voice: "Were you also on the plane at that time?"
"What plane?"
"Nothing, I was wrong. I mean, what you just said at the dinner table was—"
The raven showed a playful smile, leaned into Qi Binxuan's ear and said, "We are great gods, and we are professional in making up stories." ”
Qi Binxuan complained in his heart, what a god, I think you are the prophetic emperor.
Back at the little doctor's house, they began to help clean up. After all, if you want to get married the next day, you have to put it on a show. The gods also helped clean up.
At eight o'clock, the little doctor fairy's mobile phone rang. The little medicine fairy exclaimed: "It's broken, it's time to code words, I haven't updated it today." ”
The gods responded. "Yes, I don't have many manuscripts in my inventory, so I have to hurry up and code two chapters. "I'm fine, I've set up automatic uploads, and it can last for two days. "You go to the codeword, then I'll go too, just to see which of us can update a chapter faster." ”
Qi Binxuan looked at the black line in his head, this is not going to be married, what is the situation with the code word?
I often see the Internet saying that the bride is married, and she is still holding the computer there to play games, and it is the first time I have heard of it when she is going to get married and still hold the computer code word there. Just rush this, fans can't say it if they don't appreciate the monthly pass.
Qi Binxuan asked, "Now codeword, do you have a computer?"
The little doctor slapped his head: "Yes, I'm at home and have a computer, what should you do?"
"Now the mobile phone is powerful, although the typing speed is not fast, but it is still possible to update one or two chapters in an emergency. I've been out there for a few chapters. Raven took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "This is called, how can it be said that there is no computer, and the mobile phone is a treasure in the palm of your hand." Weibo is unintentionally swiped, and information is anti-harassment. Lonely who is gone. After saying that, the raven smiled triumphantly.
"Haha, raven, that's a problem. Chen Fugui smiled heartily and said: "Because of my work, I often encounter official duties that I can't update, so I write an outline, and then take a photo and send it to the assistant, so that the assistant can write a chapter or two for me." This is called no computer, outline remote control. Who has no urgency, text assistant school. The cooperation model is wonderful. ”
Everyone quipped: "Brother Chen, you are a foul, how can you still ask an assistant to ghostwrite, this is the behavior of looking for a gunman." ”
"Huh, my assistant is my wife, how can this be considered a foul? Don't you often say that you should ask your boyfriend and girlfriend to help proofread? Husband and wife are one, how can they find a gunman by writing a book together?"
"Haha, we're just kidding. Chu Xuan smiled, then turned his head to look at his girlfriend and said, "You will also learn from Brother Chen's wife in the future and help me write a few chapters." ”
"Okay. Chu Xuan's girlfriend replied: "As long as you believe in our writing, it's no problem to help you finish writing." When we chat, the speed is one hundred and two crosses per minute, and you can update tens of thousands in an hour and a half. ”
"Hiss-" Chu Xuan took a breath, thinking about the sick sentence and the typo when his girlfriend was chatting, and hurriedly said: "Forget it, I can't afford it, I'll write it myself!"
The crowd laughed again.
Chu Xuan continued: "Okay, it's my turn. I work for a company, and I use computers a lot of places, so I always carry my laptop with me. When I was doing my own work in the company, I often secretly coded two chapters. When you go out on business, you can also take advantage of the gap to code a few hundred words. As he spoke, Chu Xuan took out a notebook from his business bag. Everyone quipped: "You have a good habit of carrying a notebook to weddings." ”
Chu Xuan smiled: "Haha, yes." For the sake of the great god, we are also very hard. This is called, how can it be said that there is no computer, portable business bag. Business elite outfit, quietly code word boiling. Dual Identity Protection. ”
"Brother Chu, you don't panic with such a big notebook all day long?" Dongfang Sanniang took out a seven-inch notebook from her small bag and said, "This is the No. 1 book I bought, and it is a notebook with a size of only seven inches. You see the other girls are wearing satchels, which are full of cosmetics and stuffed with makeup. We're different, it's hard to give up your natural beauty, just paint a light makeup. ”
Dongfang Sanniang's words caused a burst of laughter. She continued: "In our satchel, the main thing is to hold this seven-inch notebook, which is not heavy about a pound, carry it with you, and write wherever you go." It's a bit eye-catching, and the keyboard is a little smaller, but it's convenient. This is called, how can it be said that there is no computer, and seven inches is good for emergency. Desktop at home, put a satchel outside. It's really inseparable. ”
Liu Laoliu smiled and said: "Hey, you guys are mobile phones and notebooks, and there are remote commands, I am tired of watching it." I'm different, I don't have as many things as you, if you want to write a few chapters, just find an Internet café and write for a few hours. Now there are so many Internet cafes, it is still very convenient. It's just that the environment is not very good, and the games and TV are a little noisy. But old man, I'm a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, so how can a small noise affect me? I'll just think it's background music, not to mention, it's still very emotional to write. You can also try it when you have time. I'm a breath of fresh air in the Internet café. This is called, how can it be said that there are no computers, and Internet cafes are everywhere. Game background sound, hustle and bustle inspiration finding. Alone and happy. ”
The little medicine fairy had already written down everyone's words, and then recited them to everyone: "I'll read this 'no computer' to everyone."
"There is no computer, and the mobile phone is in the palm of your hand. Weibo is unintentionally swiped, and information is anti-harassment. Lonely who is gone.
"There is no computer, and the outline is remotely controlled. Who has no urgency, text assistant school. The cooperation model is wonderful.
"No computer, no business bag. Business elite outfit, quietly code word boiling. Dual Identity Protection.
"How can it be said that there is no computer, and seven inches is good for emergency. Desktop at home, put a satchel outside. It's really inseparable.
"There are no computers, and Internet cafes are everywhere. Game background sound, hustle and bustle inspiration finding. Alone and happy.
"It's very good.,Let's send this together for the monthly pass chapter today.。 ”
"Okay, that's much better than asking for a monthly pass. ”
"Yes, you see that the little doctor fairy has not forgotten to update when she gets married, and she will fight hard. ”
"That's right, let's publish this single chapter of six novels together, and it will definitely cause a sensation. Or I'll send a message to the company's editors and reporters, "Shocked, Six Great Gods Gathered, It Turns Out They Were Doing That". You might even get a news lead reward. ”
A few people laughed for a while and began to work on the codeword.
Qi Binxuan watched a few gods start to code, and there were so many balloons in the living room that hadn't been blown up yet, so he picked up the gas bag and silently inflated the balloons.
Qi Binxuan thought to himself, aren't we here to pretend to be our boyfriend, why did we end up with one room to decorate, how did we operate in the middle?
On the way back in the evening, the two chatted.
"These great god friends of yours are weird and interesting. ”
"yes, but I'm also stressed out to be with them. ”
"What's the pressure? I think they're pretty easy to get along with. ”
"They are all great gods, if their works are much better than mine, I will be very shameless, do you say that the pressure can not be too big? For example, Dongfang Sanniang, that is from a professional class, and her works are brilliant and fragrant. ”
"Well, from a professional background, there is really no comparison with the literary style. ”
"Chu Xuan is a business elite, and his works also have his style, with rigorous conception and tight rhythm. ”
"Yes, engineering and science are rigorous, and they can't be learned in a while. ”
Chen Fugui is a person in the system, the characters in the novel are lifelike, and many routines seem to be amazing in the eyes of people outside the system, even if they look inside the system, they can also show a knowing smile. ”
Qi Binxuan was a little incomprehensible: "You said that the character creation is lifelike, I can still understand, after all, I often deal with people, and the character is still good." But I don't understand the routine you said. ”
"Well, to use a popular parlance, it's a lot of thick black things. I'll give you an example. He wrote in a novel that there was a county order, two master books, and two county officials in a county. Once, there was a very serious accident, and the county magistrate took a group of officials to the scene. After arriving at the locality, the county magistrate asked, "Who is in charge of this matter?" A chief secretary said that a certain county was in charge, but he went to the ministry for a meeting. After speaking, the raven stared at Qi Binxuan to see his reaction.
Qi Binxuan was dazed when he heard this, and asked, "What's wrong with this?"
Raven sighed and said, "Sure enough, people outside our system don't understand the humor here." "The raven is very good at talking, and a sentence of let's has shortened the distance between Qi Binxuan and the raven.
Raven then explained: "I have a friend in the system who laughs when he sees this plot in the novel, and tears come out of his eyes. I was also inexplicable at the time, where is the laugh in this ordinary narrative?
Then my friend explained to me that the county officials were foreign officials, and the officials were from the central government of Beijing. When foreign officials go to the central committee for meetings, they are generally national meetings, and the meetings take a long time, and they often have to hand over the work, that is, during the absence of the county official, the work is handed over to another official at the same level. So there is a more witty name, called Hui Dun. Similar to those ninjutsu and spells. It's some tricky things, let someone do it, but someone says no, he wants to go to a meeting, and the meeting is a big event and can't be delayed, so it is jokingly called a meeting.
"However, the things that are generally encountered are not too serious things, such as the kind of serious accident in the novel, and it is obviously inappropriate to use the escape. If you still don't understand, let's say that a seriously injured and dying patient is pulled into the hospital, and only a certain doctor can treat this disease, and the doctor calls the doctor, and the doctor says no, I'm in a meeting. Isn't it ridiculous, you say?"