Chapter 11 Fart, It's All Fate!(The new book is signed, you can give a reward)
(The status of the new book has changed, you can give a reward, spread your hands...... Guys, do you want to smash that hateful me to death with a reward...... Hint...... Crazy hints ing)
The afternoon sun shone through the windows of the hut, causing a bit of heat in the room.
After taking a deep breath, the musty smell of the air conditioner gave the cabin a somewhat rotten feeling.
Lu Yuan didn't look big, but his strength was full, and Wei Fatzi struggled for a long time, but in the end he was enthusiastically pulled into the house by Lu Yuan.
When the frightened Wei Fat Man saw Lu Yuan's arrogant and unreasonable expression, he only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight.
Wei Fatzi is male and loves women.
But not all people in this world are as male as Wei Fatzi and love women.
So there are also gender men, who love men.
Wei Fatzi does not discriminate against this kind of person, but ......
He stayed away.
This moment......
Wei Fatzi felt that Lu Yuan belonged to that kind of person.
Wei Fatzi wanted to cry.
He made up the scene N years later......
Perhaps, many years later, at midnight, he will wake up from the bed with a chrysanthemum, and then regret the urine he once sprinkled on the crew of "Capital", so sad that he wants to hang himself.
That bubble of pee......
Urine out of the psychological shadow.
"Don't stand like this, sit, let's talk!" Lu Yuan took off his coat, revealing a pure white vest with an excited face.
"Lu Yuan, we have something to say......" Wei Fatzi was shocked in his heart, his legs and stomach were trembling, and he held his mobile phone slightly, ready to call the police number.
"Yes, just talk well, why do you have such an expression, everyone is natural, relaxed, and happy, isn't it? You have to know that what we are waiting for may leave traces of the era!" Lu Yuan looked at Wei Fatzi and felt very strange in his heart, looking at Wei Fatzi's obscene appearance just now facing the wind and urinating, he really didn't look like such a restrained person.
How did this happen?
"That...... My relaxation and your relaxation should not be the same as your happiness. Fat Wei exhaled deeply.
"Ah, what's the difference?" Lu Yuan was even more strange.
"Lu Yuan, I'm really not that kind of person, if you really want to, if you really can't hold back, you can go to the clubhouse...... And we're not familiar with it?"
"What kind of people?"
"I've said it several times, I really don't do it...... I...... I like women!"
"What the hell are you...... Sick!"
When Lu Yuan saw Wei Fatzi's twisted and flushed posture, he stood up speechlessly, and a feeling of nausea arose.
He almost threw up.
He almost slapped this Wei fat man.
Even if Lu Yuan is blind again, it is impossible to fall in love with a man, right?
And it's a man of more than two hundred pounds......
Could it be that his brain was run over by the door panel?
..........................................
This is a very speechless misunderstanding.
However, when Lu Yuan took out the revised script and handed it to Wei Fatzi, Wei Fatzi finally sat on the chair with a sigh of relief.
He could see that this Lu Yuan was really going to make a movie.
The script is not very long, much shorter than the average record dialogue script.
Wei Fatzi didn't have any interest in Lu Yuan's script at first, and just took a symbolic look, but when he looked at Wei Fatzi, he saw the bottom, and at the same time, an extremely shocked expression appeared on his face.
Wei Fatzi glared at Lu Yuan......
"You wrote this script?"
"I wrote it. ”
"The thief is so awesome!" Wei Fatzi slapped his thigh and burst into a foul mouth.
"It's okay. Lu Yuan waved his hand modestly, but he was actually very happy in his heart.
are all mixed in the rivers and lakes, be modest and be good.
"I'm going to shoot! Maybe this is my famous work!" Wei Fatzi stood up excitedly and stared at Lu Yuan, holding the script tightly in his hand.
looks like he won't let go of death.
"I'm ready for the contract!" Lu Yuan heard this, and without saying a word, he took out the contract, revealing a smile like a prey hooked.
This contract was naturally drafted by An Xiao for him.
Although An Xiao was reluctant.
But it can't be helped.
An Xiao also wants to cooperate with Lu Yuan next time.
And Lu Yuan also succeeded in eating An Xiao with this.
Talent, don't be in vain......
It's the same as cheap, don't take advantage of nothing, don't you?
"Damn, buddy, have you been waiting for me to take the bait?" the fat man was shocked again, he smelled the conspiracy.
"How is it possible, it's all fate!"
"You fart! Can you look me in the eye when you speak?"
"Oh!" Lu Yuan looked into Wei Fatty's eyes.
The eyes are sincere, and with a hint of convincing temperament.
It's not like lying.
"......" Wei Fatzi opened his mouth, and he really couldn't find any flaws in Lu Yuan's eyes.
"Let's sign!" Lu Yuan spoke, his voice soft, as if hypnotic.
"Oh. Wei Fatzi nodded, subconsciously scanned the contract, and signed it when he confirmed that there was no big problem.
"The investment in this movie is 800,000 yuan, which is a bit small......"
"Only 800,000!"
"Okay, okay, which star are you going to invite for this movie?"
"Do you know each other?"
"Yes, the acting is good, but ......"
"But what?"
"The pay is a little bit high. ”
"How tall?"
"About two million. ”
"......" After Lu Yuan heard it, his eyes that were originally full of hope instantly withered, and then turned calm.
Million......
I didn't have so much money to sell Lu Yuan!
Non-existent!
"This can't be helped, although there is only one role in this movie, the requirements for this role are very high, at least it requires very skilled acting skills, and more importantly, it needs the popularity of the actors, otherwise with such a small investment, even if the script is very OK, the box office will not be very powerful!" Speaking of movies, Wei Fatzi's expression was very serious, and he couldn't see the obscenity in front of the crew before, but he looked very professional, like some film school professors.
"Actually, I think I can too, I'm an actor. Lu Yuan began to shamelessly promote himself.
"You?" Wei Fatzi looked Lu Yuan up and down.
"Of course. Lu Yuan nodded, looking confident.
"But you're not famous, I haven't heard of a star named Lu Yuan. ”
"Maybe you just didn't hear it for a while?"
"What is your resume?"
"I have a lot of experience!"
"Tell me?"
"Let me tell you, I'm an authentic director at Yanying University...... Phew, what do you mean? You interview me?" Lu Yuangang wanted to take out his director's card, which he had spent more than ten yuan, to prove his identity to Wei Fatzi, but then he shook his head violently.
It doesn't seem to be like that, does it?
How did my momentum get under control?
"I'm just asking, it's not interesting. Seeing Lu Yuan's momentum suddenly change, Fat Wei immediately retreated slightly.
"I ask you, whose script is this?"
"Yours"
"Who paid for it?"
"You?"
"Who pulled you in?"
"Nonsense you!"
"Then you still ask a yarn question, it's all mine, so you don't care if I'm an actor or not?
"No, no problem. Wei Fatzi opened his mouth, looking at Lu Yuan's arrogant and unreasonable and solemn look, he couldn't refute it.
Like, it's really not a big problem......
"Since that's all right, let's get started. ”
"What do you want to do?"
"Assemble the crew!"
"The crew...... Can I not shoot it?" Wei Fatzi suddenly felt that this Lu Yuante was unreliable.
This good script won't just be so bad, right?
He felt that his career as a director seemed to have no bright future.
"No, you signed the contract, and it has legal effect, unless you pay two million liquidated damages...... If you're willing to pay, here's my card number...... Feel free to make money. After Lu Yuan accepted the contract, he took out a bank card and smiled.
"......" Fat Wei opened his mouth again.
But he couldn't say anything.
This......
It's a big hole.
Million?
Where did he go and ask for two million?
He couldn't even take out 20,000 yuan.
Looking at the contract that Lu Yuan had collected and the script in his hand, and then looked at the dilapidated house and the cheap "Remote Film and Television Company" billboard that had long been blown off the ground by the wind, Wei Fatzi was a little desperate.
What the fuck is okay?
"Ding, ding, ding. ”
"Sorry, answer the phone, you are free, there is water in the water dispenser, no money, I invite you. Lu Yuan's phone rang, and Lu Yuan glanced at Wei Fatzi after looking at an unfamiliar number.
"......" Fat Wei watched Lu Yuan walk to the sofa next to him and sit down.
After all, I closed my eyes.
is like a little daughter-in-law who has been wronged and oppressed.
"Hello...... I'm Lu Yuan, and I did write it to Alice. ”
"You're Zheng Guolong?"
"What? You're a professor at Yanying Academy? I'm sorry, I don't know you. ”
"You're coming to Hengdian?"
"No, I'm not in Hengdian. ”
"Okay, I'm okay, I'm busy, please don't harass me in the future. ”
"Smack. ”
Lu Yuan's voice on the phone was not light, on the contrary, it was heavy.
It was so heavy that Wei Fatzi could hear it clearly.
Moment!
Fat Wei's eyes widened.
Zheng Guolong?
It should have the same name and surname.
Right!
It should be the same name and surname.