It turns out that if I sit in retreat for a long time, will I still develop hemorrhoids? Although it is true that sitting for a long time is a major factor in causing hemorrhoids......

Song Shuhang is a rookie in cultivation, and it has only been more than a month since he has been cultivating. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info can open the heart and eyes in one breath is luck and opportunity.

Therefore, he couldn't understand what it would be like for a low-level cultivator to sit and cultivate for several years every day.

Not to mention the situation of meditating on the 'fire rock' and 'ice stone' as the little monk said. Come to think of it, the 'fire rock' and 'ice stone' that the little monk said should be treasures from the monk sect in order to improve the efficiency of the disciples' meditation and cultivation. Something like the 'Cold Jade Bed' of the Tomb School in the novel?

In short, Song Shuhang felt that he had risen today.

However, the monk should have a way to deal with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, would every low-ranking monk have hemorrhoids?

And...

Song Shuhang asked, "Guoguo, don't you take quenching fluid?"

He remembered that when he first took the quenching fluid, some small and small dark wounds in his body were all eliminated. After that, although the effect of each dose became lower and lower, it still had a certain quenching effect.

Hemorrhoids or something, quenching fluid can be treated with a single shot, right?

Should...... Approximately...... Unless, this little guy has taken too much quenching fluid before, so that the quenching fluid can no longer quench his body?

"I thought of quenching fluid, but it didn't work. The little monk Guoguo sighed heavily, and his little face was full of heavy sorrow.

Then he lowered his voice again and said, "The first time I took the quenching solution, the hemorrhoids had not yet come out. However, the effect of quenching the body fluid is really good, and the dark wounds in my body are dispelled.

Then, when I practiced on fire rock and ice stone for two years and the hemorrhoids came out, I immediately thought of quenching body fluid. Then went and took it right away. But somehow, quenching fluids have no effect on hemorrhoids. ”

In fact, it is useless for the little monk to suppress his voice or not. How cultivated is Venerable Bai? If Song Shuhang can hear it, he can hear it clearly even if it is thousands of meters away. As for Jingba Doudou, it's Jingba. The hearing is fantastic.

Of course, Song Shuhang will not ruthlessly expose this fact.

Hearing this, he quietly turned his head to look at Venerable Bai.

Venerable Bai's mouth moved slightly, and the voice was transmitted into the secret: "The little monk has taken too much of the ordinary quality quenching body fluid...... Ordinary quenching fluids don't do much for his body anymore. Unless it is a high-quality quenching fluid. to be effective. ”

Sure enough, Song Shuhang sighed secretly.

When the scattered cultivators went bankrupt and burst into tears in order to toss a pot of 'quenching body fluid', the elite disciples of the sect drank the quenching body fluid until they vomited, which was the advantage accumulated by the sect.

The little monk didn't notice Song Shuhang's abnormality, and continued to lower his voice and said, "Plus recently." Master wanted me to go to the cave of the Thousand Layers of Prison Cave Mansion to practice and retreat, so as to speed up my cultivation. I felt that if I went to the Thousand Layer Prison Cave Mansion, this hemorrhoid would get worse and worse, so I thought about coming out for a minor operation to prevent future problems!"

"I even found the hospital, minimally invasive treatment, no pain, no recurrence!" the little monk said this, with a look of anticipation.

Song Shuhang sighed, there may be painlessness. But if it doesn't recur, that's advertising. In these years, the advertising effect is so good, it is used to deceive pure guests like the little monk.

After sighing, Shuhang asked, "Little guy, won't you tell your master about this? Master Tongxuan will definitely have a cure for this little problem, right?"

"My master is practicing closed-mouth meditation, and the current affairs in the temple are managed by Uncle Tongmiao of the Discipline Academy. And if I ask Uncle Tongmiao, he will definitely say: This little problem, you can stick to it with perseverance. This...... It's also part of the practice!" The little monk learned the tone of Uncle Tongmiao: "Because Uncle Tongmiao, he is following the cultivation method of an ascetic. ”

Ascetic: When we are suffering, we are happy. The more painful it is. The more you can realize the sweetness of 'bitterness'. So, let the hemorrhoids come more violently!

The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched: "Then don't you ask your senior brother Sanri? They are from here, there must be a way, right?"

"No, it's a shame. This kind of thing must not be known to Senior Brother!" the little monk Guoguo said firmly: "So I think it's better to come and have an operation." After I do it, I don't have to worry about recurrence, and when the time comes, I'm not afraid!"

Song Shuhang gently pinched the face of the little fat paper: "Okay, come on." Then, if only to treat hemorrhoids. Our Jiangnan University Town Affiliated Hospital is good, and there are minimally invasive surgeries there, so I'll take you there for treatment?"

The little monk thought for a moment and replied, "Okay, then I'll try!"

Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders: "Come here, I'll assign you a room." Besides, you must not run around for a few days while you are staying with me, you know? Otherwise, I will not be able to explain to Senior Brother Miri. ”

"What the little monk knows, he will definitely not give you any more trouble!" said the little monk Guoguo obediently.

Song Shuhang nodded--I hope this little guy can really be well-behaved, right?

After all, he was a good man, and he couldn't refuse such a casual request to 'take care of the little monk'.

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After arranging the room of the little monk Guoguo, the little monk stayed in the small room and closed his eyes to recuperate - he needed to recover from the fatigue of flying on the flying sword at high speed for more than four hours.

Song Shuhang returned downstairs, and Venerable Bai was inserting the USB flash drive of "Immovable King Kong Body" into the computer to operate.

Because it is a cultivation method that has been passed down in the same vein as the "Basic Vajra Fist Method", the exercises of "Immovable Vajra Body" are the same as the original, and they are also a few pictures plus exercise formulas.

However, it is an auxiliary exercise, and there are only two diagrams in total, and a row of mantras.

The method of use refers to the method of the original pharmacist who instructed him in the "Basic Vajra Fist Method", after staring at it for a while and memorizing the above content, and then reading it in a relaxed state, you will enter an illusion space and accept the cultivation inheritance of "Immovable Vajra Body".

After Song Shuhang mastered the cultivation method of "Immovable Vajra Body", Venerable Bai instructed Song Shuhang on the small method of "charging technique".

It is also to draw a thunder talisman in the palm of the hand with the power of qi and blood, but it is much simpler than the thunder talisman of the 'palm thunder'. Then just shoot it at the phone or laptop you want to charge.

When it is fully charged, the excess energy will automatically dissipate.

This little spell of 'charging technique' was quickly mastered by Song Shuhang.

It's just that...... He always felt that the method taught by Venerable Bai was a little different from the content left by the predecessors of the Crazy Sword Three Waves in the group space.

Did Venerable Bai improve this 'charging technique' himself?

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The next day, July 9.

When Song Shuhang got up in the morning, he opened the door.

Then, he found that Senior Bai was wandering back and forth in the corridor outside his door.

"Good morning, Shirai-senpai. "Song Shu Channel.

"Good morning, Shuhang. Senior Bai smiled, and then he happily handed over the tablet in his hand and pulled a message to Shuhang to read.

It was a message from Huangshan Zhenjun.

"Venerable Bai, I have arranged for you and your little friend to participate in flight training. On July 9th, there will be a special agent to come to the door, for you to send you Class II medical certificate, and private aircraft license (PPL), then the agent will escort you to the special airport test flight, I wish you a happy flight! ”

Bai Venerable smiled happily and looked very happy.

"Send me a medical certificate and a plane driver's license?" Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes, I haven't even touched the plane, Huangshan senior, you directly give me a driver's license, is it really appropriate?

"Mm-hmm, don't worry about the details. Hurry up and prepare!" Senior Bai said happily: "Someone will pick us up and take us to a special airport for a test flight in a while! Don't miss the time!"

"Okay senior, no problem, I'll prepare, just wait to go!" Song Shuhang smiled heartily at Senior Bai.

"Okay, hurry up!" said Senior Bai hummed a song, and then went downstairs with his tablet.

After waiting for Senior Bai to go down, Doudou came out quietly, and without saying a word, he shook his body. Then, a dog hair fell off.

Then, it silently handed the dog fur to Song Shuhang: "Take it and put it close to you." Just in case!"

"Doudou!" Song Shuhang said excitedly-at a critical time, Doudou is still very righteous!

Doudou patted Song Shuhang heavily with his dog's paws, and then quietly returned to his own room.

After returning to the room, a humanized smile appeared on the corner of Doudou's mouth: "Hehe, Huangshan Dasha, if you don't let me learn to drive, I'll go directly to learn airplanes!"

Originally...... Wasn't its dog hair used for Song Shuhang just in case?

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Poor Song Shuhang, who didn't know it, carefully hid the dog fur close to his body, and then quickly opened the chat software.

When he opened it, there was a message from Huangshan Zhenjun to him.

"Little friend Shuhang, I have already arranged for you and Venerable Bai to participate in flight training, and on July 9th, someone will send you a medical certificate and a flight license. Then I'll take you to learn how to fly a plane, and have fun. -- Huangshan Zhenjun. ”

Song Shuhang replied: "Senior Huangshan, can't you tell me this news a few days in advance and let me be mentally prepared?"

Huangshan Zhenjun happened to be online at this time: "Haha, didn't I tell you a long time ago that I would arrange for you to learn to fly an airplane in the near future? If you can learn, take the opportunity and don't complain!"

"Okay. Song Shuhang sighed: "Then I only have one supplementary request." Huangshan seniors, please prepare a 'spacesuit' and supporting oxygen supply equipment for me!"

"What do you want all this for? It's just a flight in the blue sky?" asked Huangshan Zhenjun.

"Huangshan seniors. Song Shuhang said heavily: "If I am with Senior Bai, my goal is not as simple as a blue sky. My journey is the universe!"

Huangshan Zhenjun: "......" (to be continued.) )

PS: The chapter was stuck in a weird place earlier, and it was a little late. Ask for recommended tickets that didn't stay overnight today!