In her spare time, the girl in the denim clothes also occasionally plays a game of two. (Qi Binxuan said to Brother Desert at this time, this place can be advertised, I heard that there are two games recently called "Eat Duck" and "Dead Pesticides" are very popular, you can ask them, the one with the highest price will get it.) Brother Desert replied disdainfully, those two games are not as famous as ours, maybe we have to find them to advertise. ）

The emperor saw that the girl in the denim shirt was playing a game, and the emperor asked, "Why doesn't my phone have this game?"

The denim girl said, "You'll have to download it." You give me your phone, I'll give it to you, and we can still play online after we get down. ”

The emperor handed the girl her own mobile phone, and the girl was stunned: "Boss, why is your mobile phone straight, or nine digital buttons, how can you play the game?" ”

When the emperor heard this, he said angrily: "Hmph, I was deceived by my subordinates again, and I want to deduct their wages." They also said that they bought me the most expensive phone, and they couldn't even play games. ”

The girl in the denim shirt hurriedly explained: "No, your mobile phone is indeed the most expensive." Ritu, I've heard of it even though I haven't used it. However, it is not the main function, so some software, games and so on cannot be used. ”

The girl in the denim shirt thought for a while and said, "Why don't I give you a mobile phone?" It just so happens that I have paid my salary, and it is quite a lot. I am also grateful for your help in getting the best treatment for my dad. ”

"What are you polite, that's your endorsement fee, it's your labor income. Besides, since you are my employee, it is also important to care about your family situation so that you can speak for yourself with peace of mind. ”

"No, I know what I'm capable of. Without your help, I would be an ordinary singer. ”

The emperor looked at the girl in the denim suit and said seriously: "Actually, you haven't realized your own ability yet. Trust me, you're stronger than you think. ”

At the insistence of the girl in denim, she took the emperor to buy a rice mobile phone, which was only more than two thousand, fully functional, cheap and affordable. (There is also a special note on the script that mobile phone advertisements can be added here.) In this regard, Brother Desert is speechless, and when writing a script, he has to note where advertising placement can be made. ）

After changing the phone card, the girl in the denim clothes said that she wanted to play a game for the emperor, and by the way, she secretly set her promotional photos as the screen background. When the girl in denim handed back the emperor's mobile phone, she didn't dare to make eye contact with the emperor, and lowered her head shyly.

The emperor felt a little puzzled, but as soon as he opened his phone and saw the screen, he understood. The emperor is a person who has been through storms for a long time, and he has already thought about the process of getting married and having children in his mind, including the obstacles in the palace, his own persistence, the harm of the harem, his own protection, good guy, I thought about eighty episodes of TV series in three or four seconds, and even thought of the names of myself and Jiang Yulin's children.

The emperor thought of the end of the series for three or four seconds. Jiang Yulin hugged the newborn child and said with a dark face to the concubines who came over, why is her face black, it turned out to be wearing a seabed mud mask. Jiang Yulin had a dark face, hugged the child and said proudly: "Since I entered the palace, I have won the emperor's favor alone. There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and the emperor favors me alone, so I persuaded the emperor to be sure that the rain - dew - all - stained——, but the emperor didn't listen. Your Majesty, spoil me, spoil me, how can you call it a slave!"

Thinking of the pretentious tone, the emperor couldn't help but feel excited, and suddenly sobered up, and said in his heart that it was really scary, and he would never watch Song Dabao's sketches again.

But if you want to say that Jiang Yulin is the only pet after that, it is reasonable, there is no way, only she has this technique, and the emperor falls asleep as soon as she sings. But the three thousand beauties can't be ignored, do you have to take Jiang Yulin to sing with the beauties in the future? Is singing beforehand or after? Will you fall asleep halfway through the event? Forget it, you can't think about it anymore, and if you think about it again, you should delete the number.

Jiang Yulin saw that the emperor was deep in thought, and suddenly felt embarrassed, and changed the topic and said, "Boss Gu, let's try to play two games online?"

The emperor recovered from his imaginary state, gave a sigh of gratitude, and went online with Jiang Yulin. The two of them had ghosts in their hearts, and they fought for a long time without winning.

After that, the top 32 matches, and the emperor took all the bodyguards to watch the game in the VIP room. After one of the contestants sang a song "The Wind Rises", one of the judges commented: "Isn't your song a little too violent......? Tianmei died in front of her eyes...... Go to the soup and beat him up. 'It's not good, it's going to bring bad children's ......"

The emperor held his mobile phone and laughed as he listened to the judges' words.

Zero Hair asked curiously, "Why is the emperor laughing?"

The emperor pointed to the words on his mobile phone and said: "Look at the lyrics of this song, the original version is 'I first knew this world in the past, lingered in every way, looked at the sky as if it was in front of me, and was willing to go to the soup and fire to walk it again'." This judge is good, and he heard it as 'Luban Sixth Company, watching Tianmei die in front of him, he was willing to go to the soup to beat him again. "How much worry this has to do with the 'deceased pesticide', is it that his child has too much money?"

Zero complained and complained: "Emperor, you have been playing games with Jiang Yulin for a long time these days. (Brother Desert complained, Brother Qi, you have set an advertisement for 'Dead Man's Pesticide'.) Qi Bin said, the cost of the movie is high, whether you can share the cost with extra money, whether it will succeed or not depends on how you talk about it. ）

Zero Zero continued: "Actually, the judge's speech was decided before, and I was listening to him discuss this line with the director backstage." This line was proposed by the judges on their own initiative, and it is said that it is to increase the stage effect, and the director is full of praise for it. ”

The Emperor smiled, "This judge is also an interesting person." ”

"Yes, but the main thing is that the lyrics are too misleading. But I can understand this even if I listen hard. Taier Zhenren Zhou Zhenren's lyrics, then I really can't understand it. There is also a singer Chen's "No That Life", which sings 'She is like a fairy, she is so beautiful', when I listen to it, I always think, is this current aesthetic so strange? To praise girls for their beauty, they have begun to use 'she is like an antenna'? and 'I am not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts', I always listen to 'I am not a locust, I am not a centipede'. ……”

Zero Hair said several lyrics that were easy to mishear, causing the emperor to laugh.

Then there were a few more songs, one of which was more new, the old song had new lyrics, and sang a mathematical version of "Because of Love".

Give you a book of exercises that you have done and look at the explanations that you missed. Maybe sometimes we forget that we are witnessing the big question.

If you can't think of such a proof, you will cover your face and avoid it when you see it, and you will always forget how to analyze geometry.

Because of mathematics, how can there be vicissitudes, so everything is a headache.

Because of mathematics, in that place, there are still 25 questions, meditating hard.

Seeing this, Brother Desert said: "Are you okay with this adapted song, will it affect word of mouth." ”

Qi Binxuan explained: "You have to be innovative in making movies, just like your vibrato video, who will watch it if there is no electricity." ”

"Then you can't just use an adapted song, right? No, I'll let them make up a new song. ”

Qi Binxuan said helplessly: "Why don't you believe what I say? In this way, I sing a song, I sing the last sentence and you sing the next sentence, try?"

"What are you trying to do?"

"I don't try much. Come on, get ready, I'm starting to sing. Saying that, Qi Binxuan sang in a singing tone: "Ahh

Then Qi Binxuan's eyes motioned to Brother Desert to pick it up, and as soon as Qi Binxuan stopped, Brother Desert continued to sing: "Five-ring-"

Qi Binxuan pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Why don't you sing 'Peony'?"

"Why do you want to sing 'Peony', I ask?"

"Because the original version is "The Song of Peony". If you watch a "Pancake Man" movie, all I remember now is "The Song of the Five Rings". That's where it shines, and do you still stick to the original songs?"

"Hey, there's always a reason for you, I'll listen to you. Brother Desert then flipped through the script, and after reading half a page, he couldn't help but say: "Brother Qi, what's going on, why is it that the sentence 'After fierce competition, Jiang Yulin reached the finals' The competition reached the finals?

Qi Bin spread his hands and said helplessly: "I'm really not good at this, you are professional, write the part of the game yourself, I won't get an axe." ”

Brother Desert smiled: "Haha, I saw you making movies and commercials before, I thought you could do anything." Now I finally feel like a mortal. ”

After speaking, Brother Desert continued to read the script. In this regard, Qi Bin smiled open-mindedly and did not answer, there are some things, you can still learn them after studying. Although I have confidence in my learning ability, I can't learn everything, do everything, I can't eat noodles without that experience, I can't do everything from planting, processing to production, so is there still any meaning in the division of labor in society now?

On the day of the finals, Jiang Yulin waited at the bus stop early and prepared to go to the TV station. At this moment, she heard a shout not far away.

On the TV station, in the VIP box, the emperor asked, "Isn't there any news from Jiang Yulin?"

Zero sent back: "No, the phone shows that it is turned off, and I have sent someone to find it." ”

In another box, Prince Gu Fengkuan said to the prince Gu Zhanlong: "Did Jiang Yulin send someone to hijack it?"

Gu Zhanlong opened a folding fan, fanned the gentleman, looked like a bamboo in his chest, and said slowly: "Send someone, but it's not hijacking, it's interception." ”

"Interception?"

"Yes, I want her to not be there because of a normal accident, but not deliberately. After all, he was the person the emperor paid attention to. ”

"Does this work. In case ......"

"Rest assured, nothing goes wrong. ”

Gu Fengkuan leaned back in his chair, often breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "You too, why do you want to participate in this Rausch competition." Isn't it cheap according to your status?"

Gu Zhanlong smiled, and his smile looked very sunny: "I just have this hobby, this strength, if I don't show it in front of the public, it's like a rich and noble don't go back to my hometown, and I walk at night in brocade clothes, who knows? ”

Gu Fengkuan laughed and said, "You help me reach the top, I have promised you glory and wealth, and high-ranking officials, how can I not agree to this small request." ”

In the studio, the host said: "Next, please invite singer Jiang Yulin to sing for everyone." Jiang Yulin, please play. ”

After waiting for half a minute, Jiang Yulin didn't show up for a long time, and the host continued: "Is Jiang Yulin here? If she hasn't arrived, she will be treated as a waiver." ”

After waiting for a while, Jiang Yulin had not yet come on stage, and the host had to say: "It seems that Miss Jiang has something to delay, but the rules are the rules, so I have to handle it according to the abstention." ”