Chapter 1094: The Trouble of Long Hair
Early in the morning, Zhang Zi'an was woken up by the biological clock on time.
The day dawned earlier and earlier, and it was still dark at this time of winter, but now it was completely bright, and the elves did not lie in bed as they did in winter, and they got up one after another when they heard the movement.
However, there was no movement from under the bed, and he did not know where to run last night, and came back at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and he was disgraced, as if he had run a long way, and as soon as he came back, he fell asleep under the bed.
Surprisingly, Fina actually got up early.
As the date of travel to Egypt approached, it seemed to have some anxiety and euphoria, and it had been in good spirits these days, not like it used to be all day either napping or on the way to nap.
It's the so-called "homesickness is more timid".
In its timeline, it probably just dreamed and came to the modern day when it woke up, but the real time has passed two thousand years, and it must be eager to go back to its homeland to see if the pyramids and the Sphinx can withstand two thousand years of wind and sand.
The snow lion wanted to continue sleeping, but when he saw that Fina had gotten up, he also staggered to his feet and followed Fina to go downstairs.
"I said, when are you going to shave?" Zhang Zi'an asked casually when he happened to pass by it when he went to the toilet.
"Meow meow, you stinky man, how dare you want to play shaving with my mother?" the snow lion threatened with wide eyes and teeth and claws.
Zhang Zi'an: "...... Don't always say such things that will make people misunderstand when you listen to them! For the sake of π, we will abandon vulgarity and embrace elegance in the future!"
The snow lion licked the tip of his sharp claws and snorted coldly: "Anyway, if you dare to touch a hair of the old lady, the old lady will shave your hair first!"
"Do you know how hot it is in Egypt at this time? Do you plan to go to Egypt with such a long coat of hair? As soon as you got off the plane, you suffered from heat stroke!" Zhang Zi'an pointed out his misunderstanding.
The snow lion was skeptical of his words, "You stinky man, do you want to fool the old lady again?"
Zhang Zi'an said helplessly: "I am a noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from low-level interests, when have I fooled you?"
"Do you believe this yourself?" said the snow lion's indifferent face.
"If you want to go to Egypt, you really need to cut the hair short. Fina spoke.
"Isn't it?" Snow Lion's indifferent face turned into a face of despair.
Zhang Zi'an added: "Egypt is not only hot, but also very windy and sandy, once the wind rises, your long hair will be filled with sand, and it will be uncomfortable for you to die at that time." ”
The snow lion has snow-white hair, the length is outrageous, it is too dense and always sheds, it is Mauritius, it is a hidden egg in the hair, and it has repeatedly dispelled Zhang Zi'an's idea of buying a sweeping robot, because it will definitely entangle the axle.
Egypt's climate has both Mediterranean climate and tropical desert climate, the best time to travel is autumn and winter, spring is windy and sandy, summer heat is unbearable, at the end of May to Egypt need to be very iron, but as a scientific expedition team, it is not to travel, avoiding the crowded tourist season is a good thing.
Egypt is notoriously steep in temperature between day and night, with daytime temperatures easily exceeding 40 degrees Celsius in direct sunlight, and the surface temperature is even higher. Such a strong sunlight on the snow lion's body that the heat accumulates in the long hair and cannot be dispersed, which can make it suffer from heat stroke and coma in a few minutes, and may even die in severe cases.
Long-haired cats are basically not seen in Egypt, unless they are kept by wealthy families at home with 24-hour air conditioning, but such cats will not run outside, so they still can't be seen.
Zhang Zi'an repeated the necessity of shaving several times, and the more the snow lion listened, the more frightened he became, and his watery blue eyes were about to cry.
"Your Majesty! The slave family doesn't want to shave! If you really want to shave, can Your Majesty shave the slave family?" it pulled Fina and sobbed silently.
Fina pushed it away, "Egypt has a harsh climate, it may not be for you, why don't you stay here?" ”
The snow lion was not convinced, turned his head and saw that Lao Cha had also gotten up, pointed to Lao Cha and said, "Lao Cha wears so much, it's not much different from the slave family, right?
Zhang Zi'an replied: "There is no need at all, the old man Cha's outfit is the most suitable, do you think you have to strip naked when it's hot? Even if a hairless human goes to Egypt, you can't walk around shirtless, no matter how hot it is, it's best to wear long-sleeved clothes and a hat to protect from the sun. ”
The snow lion didn't understand, but he was just not convinced, and he muttered that he was reluctant to shave.
Anyway, it's not going to start today, and there's still time to do its ideological work, but if it doesn't want to shave, then it can only stay in the store or let it stay in the phone and not come out, otherwise going to Egypt is looking for death.
"Quack, what about Uncle Ben? First of all, Uncle Ben's hair can't be shaved!" Richard heard their conversation, rolled over and got out from under the small blanket, fluttered his wings and landed on Zhang Zi'an's shoulder, yawning with bad breath.
"Yes, you can't shave, you can only pull it out. Zhang Zi'an blasted it aside in disgust, and he didn't know why this bird was a vegetarian all day long, why did his mouth stink, wouldn't he be eating quietly?
"I feel like I'm probably going to be sent to the oven by you idiot!" Richard covered his body with his wings, "Uncle Ben doesn't want to be Orleans Grilled Chicken Wings yet!"
In fact, Richard's problem is easy to solve, just find a birdcage and cover it with a white cloth on the outside, ventilated and sunscreened, and it is easy to carry.
He gestured to Richard and explained it with great difficulty, finally making it understand that this was not a captivity game.
"Meow meow, meow, you stinky man is deliberately favoring one over the other, right? I will also prepare a cat cage for the old lady, and cover it with a white cloth!" When the snow lion heard that it was possible not to shave his hair, he immediately became energetic.
Zhang Zi'an glared, "I carry a bird in my left hand and a cat in my right hand, can I do anything else? Besides, you are too heavy! Ten Richards together are not as heavy as you, plus the weight of the cage itself, am I going to Egypt for fitness?"
"Duck!" the snow lion rolled his eyes, "Then you hang the birdcage on the middle leg, won't you be able to have a free hand?"
"I'm sorry, I can't hang a birdcage in my middle leg!" Zhang Zi'an complained.
"Hmph! Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, none of them touch! Sure enough, he is a stinky man who is useless!"
"You find me someone who can hang it and show me!" he retorted.
Even if he can hang it, he won't dare to hang it, and as soon as he goes out, he will be sent to the police station, and the secular etiquette in Egypt is much stricter than in China.
Of course, this does not mean that the country can be hanging.