550 slap in the face at the speed of light

"Everyone, what you see now is the border of Fort Ike, you can see that the soldiers on the left and right sides of the front are dressed differently, because they are two different countries, this location is the junction of the three countries, because the land area of Fort Ikeke is not large, so it is ......"

The tour guide was introducing the border of Fort Aikeburg and the surrounding neighboring countries to the tourists from China, although the police guarding the border of Fort Acker tried hard to show their demeanor, but they couldn't stop these Chinese tourists from looking at them with the eyes of children playing at home.

"Haha, there is not even a unit, the police guard the border, this is not as serious as the county town under us. ”

"I went abroad after driving out of the city for a few hours, but I didn't leave the city for a few hours. ”

"It's a very interesting little place, I heard the tour guide say that there are four countries bordering on the other side. ”

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Because it is also a charter flight to go back, the last project to visit the border is a unified action of everyone, even those semi-free tourists, as well as Fat Brother and Lao Wu are also among them, but in order not to attract the attention of compatriots, Fat Brother still chose to wear a mask and hat, anyway, this winter is not eye-catching.

The scene is full of people, the border line of this small place in Eckerburg since the founding of the People's Republic of China is the first time, the police of Aikeburg obviously do not have the experience of dealing with so many "international friends", soon Chinese tourists are free to move, some pull the police guarding the national border to take pictures, some even cross the border to the other side, the soldiers on the opposite side of the most that is to say two sentences, and dare not say that it is serious.

"Are you policemen sure it's okay to guard the border? In order to prevent smugglers, they have already spent a lot of money to build a fence and pull the power grid in the south. ”

The tour guide was about to introduce himself when suddenly a tourist asked loudly.

"Haha, we in Ickburg and several neighboring countries in the vicinity are very rich countries, and it is impossible for there to be refugees ......"

A Mandarin-speaking local native of Ickburg was triumphantly introduced, and suddenly the soldiers of the "neighbor's house" opposite Ickburg let out an angry roar, and everyone hurriedly followed the voice, and before they could figure out the situation, they heard a loud "bang" - the soldiers on the opposite side fired!

The fat brother, who was particularly sensitive to the fat brother, immediately rushed to the front as soon as he heard the gunshot, and said loudly: "Is anyone hurt?"

Then I saw the soldiers of the opposite country rushing towards the border with guns, and rushed directly across the border to Fort Ike, several local tour guides cowered and held their heads, the fat brother couldn't count on it, and it was estimated that he could only negotiate by himself, just pulled down his mask and was about to meet it, and saw those soldiers rushing to a meadow and holding a gun and aiming at the meadow and shouting something.

There's someone in the grass? Why don't I see it?, it's not those tourists who love to die!

A thin figure came out of the meadow with his hands raised in a surrender gesture, looking at the muzzle of the black hole with timid eyes, saying something to the soldiers, but it was too far away for the fat brother to hear clearly.

Seeing that it was not his own person, a big stone in the fat brother's heart finally fell to the ground, but he forgot that he took off his mask, and as a result, he was recognized by the tourists at once.

"Ahh

"Fat brother asks for a group photo!"

The tourists forgot about the shooting just now, screaming and begging for autographs and group photos, so frightened that the soldiers on the other side hurriedly took their guns and aimed at them again, thinking that there was something unusual.

"Thank you, thank you! But this time I'm a tourist like everyone else, and I want to sign an account to understand my grievances, let's go back to China, I promise not to run!"

The fat brother kept clasping his hands together as much as possible to dissuade the enthusiastic fans, and Wu Kuan and the staff also rushed over, while letting the tourists get in the car first, while reporting the emergency situation to the fat brother just now:

"There are two refugees, I don't know how they came here from Syria, their country is fighting a lot of wars, I heard that Ickburg is a paradise on earth, so I wanted to come here to eat, but I found that it was not easy to make a living in Ickerburg, so I wanted to try my luck in other countries, but I was found before I escaped from Ickburg. ”

Tourists who haven't gotten on the bus have only seen refugees on the news on TV before, but this is the first time they have seen real refugees in reality, and many people craned their necks to look at the meadow, wanting to see what the two refugees looked like.

"No one was hurt, right?"

The fat brother said with concern.

"No, their soldiers' marksmanship is all fake, you see they are full of fat, they can shoot fixed targets, and they can also shoot moving targets. ”

Lao Wu's ridicule made the surrounding Chinese tourists laugh, speaking of the troops, it is still the most spiritual and magnificent in our China!

"Well, since it's none of our business, then we'll withdraw first, it's nothing to look at, brothers and sisters, get in the car!"

The surrounding tourists have been holding their mobile phones to take pictures and videos of the fat brother, and when they heard the fat brother's shouting, they responded with a smile and prepared to board the bus.

Unexpectedly, the mutation protruded, and the thin figure didn't know where the strength came from, so he lifted the boots that were stepping on his back, and ran in the direction of the fat brother and the others with all his strength!

The soldier who was lifted off was so angry that he was about to shoot, but when he found that there were all Chinese people behind him, he scolded and put away his gun and ran after him.

This scene immediately attracted the attention of all tourists, and everyone pointed their cameras at the refugee, and the figure got closer and closer, and it turned out to be a little girl with a dirty face!

β€œHELP!”

The little girl spoke general English, and almost everyone understood, and a trace of compassion flashed on the fat brother's face, and he just wanted to take a step and took it back.

This is not as simple as building a hope primary school in China, this thing is not easy to fix!

The little girl seemed to recognize the fat brother, crossed the other tourists, and jumped straight to the fat brother and knelt on the ground.

"My dad is Chinese, please, help us!"

Although the little girl's speech was a little awkward, most of them could be understood, and she spoke Mandarin!

"It may be my own people, stop the one behind, let's ask first!"

The fat brother immediately made a decision, pointed to the pursuers behind the little girl and said loudly.

As soon as they saw the little girl speaking Mandarin, the tourists didn't know where they got the courage, so they immediately surrounded the personal wall and blocked the two soldiers who were chasing the little girl behind.

Do you dare to give one a try?

The scene suddenly became chaotic, the soldiers who were stopped on the opposite side jumped outside and scolded, the local staff and tour guides in Ikeburg were desperately explaining, and the tourists in China were also scolding each other like bulls:

"What are you looking at!"

"You can try another one!"