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The fat brother is browsing the Internet about the second generation of Xingyou word-of-mouth and some interesting things that amuse netizens, some Internet celebrities are tied to the enhanced version of the second generation of Xingyou, and they have made up a body armor for themselves, and some are performing with their mobile phones to open walnuts, and all kinds of strange things emerge in endlessly.
Zhengle rang the phone, and when he took it, he saw that it was Han Yuyun.
"Honey, missed me?"
"Otherwise, the United States sent us a letter warning us not to sell mobile phones to Africa anymore!"
The fat brother was stunned when he heard this, and his smile gradually solidified on his face.
"When did this happen? Why did it come out like this all of a sudden?"
"Just fifteen minutes ago, the reason was that we were illegally sending strategic goods to the area. ”
The fat brother's first reaction was that Zhao Qizhi and the others were finished, and they actually made small moves behind their backs!
"Did you say what the supplies were?"
The fat brother asked with a bitter face, Zhao Qizhi and the others went all the way with him, if he really did something wrong, the fat brother couldn't protect him even if he wanted to.
"Say yes, say it's the second generation of Xingyou mobile phone. ”
Speaking of this, Han Yuyun also broke up, and it seemed a bit ridiculous.
"What?phone?!"
The fat brother's volume soared all of a sudden.
"Isn't this fucking bullshit!How can our mobile phones become strategic materials?!"
Originally, the fat brother thought that Zhao Qizhi had brought some unseemly private work, but he didn't expect that the other party was actually coming for his own products.
What makes the fat brother feel even more ridiculous is that the US imperialists actually held a press conference in a serious manner!
At the press conference, Xinghuo's behavior that harms the interests of US imperialism and may harm "innocent" American soldiers was seriously protested, and Xinghuo was fined $125 million.
The media reporters below cheered that the interests and dignity of US imperialism in any country and region in the world cannot be violated!
Fat brother is from the beginning to the end, what the hell is going on? Did you punish my family?
When checking the related news, the fat brother finally knew why the US imperialists hated themselves so much!
The U.S. imperialists have always been accustomed to crushing their opponents with sophisticated weapons, and this is especially true on the African battlefield.
As soon as the US imperialist machine was turned on, I thought that the African natives on the other side would be blind, but as a result, I didn't know that the other side had no impact at all, and it also caught the US imperialists, who underestimated the enemy, off guard.
In this way, the US imperialists easily achieved the achievement of "losing 100 people in a single battle", but this matter is not over, the US imperialist army is blooming everywhere in Africa, but none of them are pleasing good fruit.
The US imperialists really found out the problem after a check!
Among the materials they seized from the African natives, they found a large number of Xingyou mobile phones, as far as they know, even if this kind of mobile phone is low-spec, it costs nearly 300 euros.
The U.S. Emperor grabbed two soft bones and asked, and he asked that he was famous, and this mobile phone could ignore the signal shielding of the U.S. Imperialists!!
The U.S. imperialist, who doesn't believe in evil, took a few Xingyou mobile phones and placed them next to the shield, I see how you ignore them!
As a result, as soon as the machine was turned on, the testers were drenched in cold sweat, although the signal of the Xingyou mobile phone was strong and weak, but it could always be used, what kind of operation is this!
The most excessive thing is that there are two mobile phones that actually have fucking bullet holes!
Yes, it's a bullet hole!
This shows that this phone can be outrageous enough to block bullets, which is a bit too much!
The technicians took it apart and took a look, there was no black technology, but it greatly enhanced the signal reception, after this matter was reported, it attracted great attention from the above, and they had every reason to suspect that this mobile phone manufacturer designed this batch of cheap and strong signal mobile phones in order to put them on the African battlefield!
Because who would do such a boring thing in a serious mobile phone company!
In less than a day, the news of the US imperialist sanctions on this "little-known" Huaxia company has spread all over the streets, and many people are curious to learn about this mobile phone manufacturer, and they were surprised to find that the opposite side is actually a game company, and their original intention of designing this mobile phone is to promote their own mobile games!
This is equivalent to helping the fat brother play a wave of free advertising,Countless people know that there is such an artifact,After buying Xingyou mobile phone through various channels,A mobile phone that can prevent both signal shielding and bullets,Even if I carry it in my pocket,It's not a little more down-to-earth,If I meet a person who is mentally disturbed and wants to take revenge on society with a gun, I can still fight for luck!
International friends attach great importance to the "bulletproof" function of this mobile phone, who told them that their country does not ban guns, and they even left a message under the official Facebook of Xingyou, suggesting that the size of the mobile phone can be slightly larger, and it is best to protect the entire upper body......
The fat brother looked at the comments of these sand sculpture netizens who joined in the fun, and at the same time looked at the sky-high fine issued to him by the US emperor, he couldn't cry or laugh.
But the fat brother eats soft and hard goods, if you tell me well, beg me not to sell it in a low voice, maybe I will agree, you will lose the king when you come up, Lao Tzu will serve?
The fat brother ignored the ticket, and then told Han Yuyun to hurry up and give birth.
Threaten me? I won't go to your United States to sell mobile phones, you bite me?
The news that the fat brother ate a sky-high fine also spread to China, but this time no one said anything cool, and they were all cheering for the fat brother!
"Fat guy hold on!"
"Fat brother kill them!"
"A mobile phone has become a strategic material, and they can't repair it on the earth, and they can do whatever they want!"
"I just placed an order on watermelon.com and bought a second-generation Xingyou S3, so I can only use this way to express my heart. ”
"Fat brother, you must pay attention to your personal safety when you are far overseas, the US imperialist is much more shameless than you think!"
"Is there still a shortage of American goods in our country? We will also issue fines to them!"
However, as the fat brother thought, Xinghuo does not have any branches or offices in the United States, so as long as he does not go to the United States, it is impossible for Americans to run to other people's territory to arrest him, so except for netizens making trouble, there is no other voice in China for the time being.
The United States originally thought that a small mobile phone company in Huaxia would not be able to withstand the bluff, and Xinghuo would retreat nine times out of ten, but it did not expect that Xinghuo not only increased shipments, but even reduced the purchase orders for some special areas.
The so-called special areas are actually war-torn areas, and these wars are basically inseparable from the United States, and the United States thinks that Xinghuo is arguing with itself!
Under the White House's order, the United States banned star travel mobile phones!
The border is patrolled more frequently than ever, just to prevent those who smuggle, you must know that a Xingyou mobile phone that has been smuggled to the United States can add a "carrying fee" of one or two hundred US dollars casually......
Xinghuo's price reduction sales are so powerful, those people living in the special area of "dire water" can't let Fat Brother down, one by one orders fly to Fat Brother like snowflakes, his small profits and quick sales routine is more than before.
However, the fat brother obviously underestimated the shamelessness of Western politicians, and just when he was collecting money happily, a shocking news came out.