Chapter 9 How Can I Sleep in Class?
The next day, Zuo Ya went out early as usual.
Before going out, Li Fan said kindly: "Don't trespass on private houses again, otherwise, if you lure other bodyguards out again, I won't help you wipe your ass." ”
"You-"
Zuo Ya was about to retort loudly, but Li Fan said again: "Don't forget, you promised me yesterday, and you will obey me in the future, otherwise, you can practice this Wing Chun by yourself." ”
Zuo Ya was choked back in one breath, and after a while, she blushed and said, "That...... Then you can't be so rude......! Wipe your ass...... Those words ......"
Zuo Ya turned her head and went out, Liu Wanyi was still on vacation, and Li Fan carried the green and yellow bamboo tube that never left her body, and walked out of the door to the school in a leisurely manner.
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Entering the classroom, Li Fan found that Yu Youwei in the front row had already sat in his seat, and after a closer look, he saw that there was a large swollen piece on each of his left and right faces.
Li Fan deliberately leaned into Yu Youwei's seat, pretended to be surprised, looked at Yu Youwei's face, and said loudly: "Wow, this classmate Yu, what's wrong with your face? Why are you so swollen?"
Yu Youwei covered up again and again: "No...... Nothing, on ...... On the way to school, accidentally ...... Fell. ”
"Oh, you fell?" Li Fan continued to say loudly in a surprised tone: "You fell this time, you really fell at a level, and you actually swollen both the left and right sides of your face at the same time?"
"I ...... I ......" Yu Youwei was speechless, and his eyes were full of hatred that could not be concealed.
"Hehe, welcome to find me for revenge!" Li Fan stretched out his hand, patted Yu Youwei's head lightly, dropped a word, and walked to his seat.
"Li Fan, you were so powerful yesterday! You beat away seven or eight people in black alone!"
Xu Jingwen, who was at the same table, also entered the classroom, and when they met, they asked about yesterday afternoon.
"Hey, it's so-so. Li Fan said humbly embarrassedly.
"Who was that beautiful woman in your arms yesterday?" Xu Jingwen asked curiously.
"Hee-hee, a friend. Li Fan grinned.
"Oh, is that your girlfriend?" said Xu Jingwen again.
"Cut, how is it possible, who can stand her fiery temper!" Li Fan denied again and again.
Xu Jingwen was about to say something, and the class bell rang.
It's another language lesson.
Zhang Dequan walked into the classroom with the lesson plan in his arms, and stood on the podium, with a big bag swollen on each side of his face, which looked very funny.
The students wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they all held back very hard.
Coughing twice, Zhang Dequan started to lecture, but without saying a word, he struggled to speak because of his swollen face, so he asked his classmates to study by themselves.
Looking at Zhang Dequan's embarrassed appearance, in the classroom, only Li Fan knew what was going on, and he couldn't help it, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly.
Zhang Dequan on the podium glanced at Li Fan, and he wanted to eat him alive.
But Zhang Dequan is not a reckless person, as a cultured person, he likes to pay attention to strategy in everything.
In that situation last night, he naturally didn't dare to go head-to-head with Li Fan.
However, there is no evidence of last night's incident, and after last night, as long as I don't admit it, I will no longer be afraid.
And today, he is bound to take revenge on Li Fan, he wants to expel Li Fan!
On the seat, Li Fan practiced the Qi Technique for another night last night, and the self-study time was really suitable for sleeping, Li Fan only lasted for about ten minutes, and finally collapsed.
After a moment of collapse, there was a slight cry.
Zhang Dequan on the podium was scanning the movements under the classroom all the time, especially Li Fan, who was paying close attention to it.
At this time, when I saw Li Fan lying down to sleep again, I snorted coldly in my heart, but let me catch it, this time, I will definitely not let you go!
Throwing the lesson plan in his hand to the podium, Zhang Dequan walked quickly towards Li Fan's seat.
Seeing this, Xu Jingwen was in a hurry, and raised her hand to wake up Li Fan.
Li Fan opened his eyes in a daze, saw that Xu Jingwen woke him up again, and was about to speak, but saw Zhang Dequan walking over quickly.
Before Li Fan could react, Zhang Dequan said expressionlessly: "Li Fan, according to Article 25 of the school rules in Bowen, sleeping in class is a serious violation of discipline. According to Article 36 of the school rules in Bowen, a student who has seriously violated discipline once can be punished with a demerit, and a student who has seriously violated discipline twice can be expelled. Yesterday and today, you slept in class twice, and I will report to the principal and fire you!"
Li Fan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say: "You came here prepared, communiqué personal vendetta?"
School rules and discipline, Li Fan heard Xu Jingwen say yesterday, although they are very strict, but they are not actually implemented like that.
If you really doze off twice in class and expel the student, then it is estimated that there will not be a few students left in this Bowen Middle School.
This Zhang Dequan obviously wants to take the opportunity to avenge last night's revenge!
"Hmph! Li Fan, don't tell me so much useless, now it's at school, it's in the classroom, I'm a teacher, you're a student, you sleep in class, I caught you violating school rules and discipline, it's as simple as that!"
It seems that he is afraid of Li Fanti's incident last night, Zhang Dequan said very quickly.
Li Fan stood up immediately and said to Zhang Dequan with a smile: "Teacher Zhang, I want to ask, what do you have to do to sleep in class?"
As soon as Li Fan's words came out, there was an uproar in the classroom.
Provocation, this is simply a naked provocation!
Everyone looked at Li Fan with schadenfreude, just like watching a trumpet who had just come out of the novice village with a wooden sword and rushed to the evil black dragon boss, and said unknowingly, come on, let's compare.
"Li Fan, what nonsense are you talking about!" Xu Jingwen reminded in a quiet voice on the side.
Li Fan smiled: "It's okay, I'm just asking the teacher, how can I sleep casually." ”
Zhang Dequan suddenly snorted coldly: "If you want to sleep in class, yes? Seeing that this Chinese textbook doesn't have it, if you can memorize it word for word, I will give you special permission to sleep in Chinese class!"
The classmates lamented for a while, it seems that the evil black dragon boss magnified his moves as soon as he came up, and he didn't have to play now. I'm afraid that the entire Bowen Middle School can't find this kind of student! Even if it is Teacher Zhang himself, I am afraid it is impossible to memorize it!
"Memorize textbooks? hehe, it's boring. Li Fan shook his head.
Zhang Dequan smiled proudly: "It's boring, don't you dare to carry it, then obediently accept the punishment and get out of school!"
"I said it's boring, but it's not that I dare not memorize it, I just think it's too simple. Li Fan said lightly.
"Too simple?" Zhang Dequan seemed to have heard a joke that was so funny: "Come on, come on, classmate Li Fan, I'll put the words here today, if you can recite the Chinese textbook for me, not only the Chinese class, but all the other classes, I will go to the teacher one by one and say, you Li Fan can sleep in class and casually! However, if you can't memorize it, then you will be expelled from me obediently and get out of the blog post!"
"Are you going to bet with me?" Li Fan was slightly surprised, but still shook his head: "Forget it, lest I win without victory." ”
Zhang Dequan became even more proud: "Hehe, the pretentious guy, the hair has not grown, and you dare to fight with me? You scum among students, get back to your mountain as soon as possible! Get out of this city!"
Zhang Dequan was obviously a little carried away, and he slammed out last night's bad breath at this time.
"What did you say?"
Li Fan's eyes gradually cooled, he went down the mountain on the order of his master and was taken into the city by Sister Wanyi, although you are a teacher, why are you insulting me so much?
"I said, I will definitely expel you today and let you get out of school and out of Yongning City!"
Thinking of the insult he received last night, Zhang Dequan actually had a sense of revenge at this time.
Li Fan said lightly: "Okay, you forced me, I'll recite this Chinese textbook to you." However, if I am not mistaken, Mr. Zhang, please be honest in front of me in the future, otherwise, I don't mind coming again like last night!"
The students in the classroom just thought that this new transfer student couldn't be a bad brain, right?
How dare you bet with the head teacher to memorize a Chinese textbook? It is impossible to cheat such a thing as reciting a Chinese textbook, you are completely quick to do it!
And what do you say, 'Do it again like last night', something inexplicable?
Who knows, after Zhang Dequan heard Li Fan's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he seemed even more angry, and he was a little angry and said continuously: "Okay, okay! Li Fan, I'll bet with you!"
Zhang Dequan was both angry and happy in his heart, angry that this transfer student dared to mention last night's incident to his face; he was glad that this transfer student was really stupid enough to make a bet with himself, and if he lost the bet later, he obediently got out of school, so as not to bear the notoriety of forcibly expelling students.
Under the gaze of the whole class, Li Fan slowly stood up, urging the qi control technique, and the purple qi in his body gradually gathered towards his eyes.
After a while, Li Fan's eyes glowed with a lilac light.
Everything around him also slowly became transparent in Li Fan's eyes.
"ACDBCDEB......" Li Fan couldn't help but mutter.
The students in the classroom were stunned, what was the situation? Wasn't it memorizing a Chinese textbook? Why did you start reading English?