Everyone chases the school flower, and of course the flower in the army will also be chased. But most of them were defeated by Xia Thunderbolt's iron fist. But there are hundreds of people, all kinds of people. There will always be a few strange things in this army. This Zhuge is the most bizarre one.

This man must come to the health center every three days for treatment, all of which are small scratches, and he never defaults on his work. At first, his skills were relatively normal. The army, the default stunt is generally related to military and physical fitness.

At first, it was a sniper rifle to shoot a match, and a shot of 100 meters went down to the match and caught fire.

Three days later, Zhuge was stunned again, performing a pistol ten meters to shoot matches, Xia Thunderbolt said What is this, I will too. Then Xia Thunderbolt raised his hand to aim slightly, and then fired a shot, and the match ten meters away was lit. Zhuge was stunned for a moment and said, I haven't finished talking yet, I'm ten meters and ten seconds of rapid fire. Then in six seconds, twelve rounds were fired, and twelve matches were lit ten meters away. Xia Lili looked at it and said lightly: "It's okay."

Three days later, Zhuge performed a two-finger Zen handstand. Xia Lili squatted down and looked at Zhuge Ming, who was facing down, and asked, "How long can you stand upside down?" Zhuge Wei boasted: "Ten minutes." In fact, he could only stand upside down for seven minutes with two fingers. Xia Lili looked up at the hot sun and said with a smile: "Then you can bandage in the house in ten minutes." Then he turned and went into the house. Zhuge was stupidly upside down there, and when he saw people passing by pointing at him, he silently replaced the two-finger Zen with a fist.

Three days later, Zhuge stunned performed a flying needle through a glass bottle. When he penetrated a sewing needle through a bottle in the clinic, Xia Li said to him: "This is sodium chloride injection, I haven't used it yet, it damages official business, you go and pay a fine of ten yuan." Zhuge went to pay the money in a daze.

Three days later, three days later, Zhuge said to Xia Li: "I will have the legendary magic power of snapping fingers." Xia Lili didn't believe it, Zhuge took a glass casually, pressed his thumb against his middle finger, and then flicked it at the glass, and the glass shattered a corner. Xia Lili asked with a smile: "Is this the legendary finger snapping supernatural power?" Zhuge took out a kung fu cheats book and said: "Yes, I don't believe you look at this, it's written very clearly." The novels in Jin Yong's novels are all deceitful. Xia Lili asked, "Then what's the use of your kung fu?" Zhuge thought about it seriously and returned: "When you compete with others, you can make the other party cry." Xia Lili pointed to Zhuge Zhi's middle finger and said, "Look at your nails are cracked, and blood is flowing out." "Of course, I have to admit that there is some room for improvement. After that, Zhuge smiled flatteringly: "That, little thunderbolt, you see that since it is bleeding, it should be bandaged together." Xia Lili also replied righteously: "That's not good, you have to handle it according to the regulations, your injury is the second time, and you have to pay a special fee." "But I haven't thought about my second trick yet. "It's okay, you can take credit!" Xia Lili replied with a smile on his face, so Zhuge Ming's name went to the blackboard for the first time.

......

I don't know how long it has been, Zhuge Ming's unique skills are more strange.

Zhuge was stunned and said to Xia Li: "Haili Xia, you see that I can touch my ears with my backhand." Then Zhuge Wei wrapped his left hand around his neck, and then touched his left earlobe. Xia Lili asked, "Why do you call me Pili Xia?" "Aren't foreigners all surnames put in the back, don't you feel that you are very foreign?" Xia Lili didn't say anything, his right hand circled his abdomen, his hand touched the middle of the abdomen, and said: "Touch the navel with your backhand, see it, your unique skill doesn't count." "Ahem, I don't know if you're really touching your navel, or I'll confirm if you pick up your clothes." Let's be rigorous. Before he finished speaking, he was kicked out by Xia Thunderbolt. Zhuge howled in confusion: "My fingers haven't been bandaged yet, you see it's still oozing blood." Then Xia Thunderbolt threw out a Band-Aid and said, "I'll personally give you a Band-Aid, stick it yourself." ”

"Thunderbolt, look at my unique skill, five strokes in a row. As he spoke, he sandwiched five pens in a vertical row between the index finger and thumb of his right hand, and then wrote five lines of words on the paper at once. "How do you think of writing like that? "Isn't this the method that the teacher thought of when he punished him for copying, trying to save trouble? When I was a child, I could only hold three pens, but now I have a big hand and can hold five pens. "Why do you call me Thunderbolt? "It's not like Thunderbolt Xia shouted a little unimposing, so I changed it to Thunderbolt. You see how domineering the name is, much stronger than Iron Man and Green Lantern. Of course, this sounds like a foreign name, and if you feel awkward, I'll give you a localization. "How do you localize? Add the word 'big'." Thunderbolt hero, this is the name of our Song Kingdom. I've finally summed it up, and I'm going to suggest that those Marvel movies should be translated with regional characteristics in mind. Let's look Chinese at it, how can we not translate it into a Chinese one? You see that Iron Man has been changed to Iron Man, Spider-Man has been changed to Spider-Man, Hulk has been changed to Green Giant, and what else is Batman, Captain America, Eagle Big Eyes, King Wolverine, Magneto......" Before he finished speaking, Xia Thunderbolt was already laughing back and forth.

"Little Thunderbolt, you see I can stack two eggs. Xia Lili recently heard this sound and his head was loud, and when he turned his eyes, he saw Zhuge Yi stacking two eggs and putting them on the table. Not to mention that the two ovals have not fallen yet. "Are you a little poor in donkey skills?" "Who said that, I am a serious stunt, have you ever heard of the idiom of danger, it is the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Jin ——, and Jin ......" Speaking of this, Zhuge took out a piece of paper from his pocket, looked at it and read: "During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Jin Linggong was greedy for pleasure and did not listen to the advice of the ministers. Minister Xun Xi found another way and stacked nine eggs...... "Before he finished reading, Xia Thunderbolt picked up two eggs with both hands, first knocked one egg lightly, knocked out a small hole, and then stood on the table. Then pick up another egg into a small pit and stack it on top of the previous egg. Seeing this, Zhuge picked up the egg on it, gently peeled off the shell, and handed it to Xia Thunder: "Xia Thunderbolt, you are getting skinier and skinier, if I hadn't boiled two eggs, wouldn't this be a waste of two eggs." I'll call you 'Pipicia' from now on." Xia Lili was not angry after hearing this, picked up the remaining egg on the table, and opened the shell. Holding the egg in his left hand and the eggshell in his right hand, he raised his left hand in front of Zhuge and said, "Open your mouth." Zhuge opened his mouth after hearing this, and waited with a smile as Xia Thunderbolt fed the eggs. Xia Thunderbolt quickly stuffed the eggshell of his right hand into Zhuge Yi's mouth, and jerked his chin. After that, he happily stuffed the whole egg in his left hand into his mouth and ate it. Zhuge looked at Xia Thunderbolt with an eggshell in his mouth, his face was full of grievances, and he seemed to say that he had eaten it all, and he didn't leave some with me. Xia Thunderbolt's mouth was stuffed with eggs and he was eating eggs, and when he saw Xia Thunderbolt's embarrassment, he was happy, his mouth was open, and his egg white egg yolk was sprayed on Zhuge Zhi's face. Zhuge felt even more aggrieved.

"Pipixia, I still have a skill to pee in the wind, do you want to watch it?" After Zhuge finished speaking, he watched Thunderbolt Xia's movements, turned around and ran. Xia Thunderbolt chased after him with scissors, shouting while chasing: "If you dare to perform, I dare to watch it." ”

After that, it was rumored in the army that Zhuge and Xia Thunderbolt fell in love. Although Xia Lili doesn't admit it, he often runs and walks with Zhuge Ming, eats together in the cafeteria, and even occasionally goes out shopping and watching a movie together on weekends.

Later, it was said that the army took a fancy to Xia Thunderbolt's skills and recruited a women's special forces, but Qi Binxuan had not yet enlisted in the army at that time, so they had never seen it. After that, Qi Binxuan didn't know what was going on, and he didn't know when he came to Pingyuan City and became the instructor of the City Patrol Division.

Qi Binxuan was still thinking about some legends of Xia Thunderbolt, and Xia Thunderbolt opened his mouth and said: "Qi Binxuan, I also listened to Zhuge Ignorance about you. I also sympathize with what happened to you. But since it happened, just let it be, and Seon won't know if it's a blessing. Learn to let go. ”

"It's okay, sister-in-law. I let go, and my mentality is very good, you see I should eat, I should play, and I just came back from making a movie. ”

"Blow it, you just make a movie. ”

"Really, I'll ask you and the captain to watch the movie when it comes out. ”

"Okay. Hey, Zhuge told me that the most reassuring thing is Zhan Lao Er and you. You are too smart, you always think too much about things, Zhuge is afraid that you will not be good for yourself. Because of his family background, Zhan Lao Er is afraid that he will do things without rules and go astray because he has money. ”

Qi Binxuan interrupted: "What Captain Zhuge said is not right, if you have money, you are worried that he will go astray, don't you have to worry about abusing your power if you have power?"

Xia Lili was silent for a while, as if she was thinking about this question, and suddenly she smiled heartily: "Haha, Zhuge Pifu, a reckless man, still wants to learn from others to play sentimental, isn't this Dong Shi emulator, real coke." When I got back, I laughed at him. Hey, you still said that you let go, don't you complain again. ”

Qi Bin smiled and said, "I'm really letting go." Besides, you can't complain if you let go? You see that the aunts can still complain for a long time when they buy groceries and quarrel, what am I complaining about? ”

"That's right. It's normal to complain about such a big thing. Otherwise, when I have a chance, Xiao Zhuge and I will ask Le Zhenglong out to beat you up. ”

Xia Lili's kindness Qi Bin understood it, but still refused: "This is not needed, I can't hold it." ”

Xia Lili smiled, didn't pick up the conversation again, changed the topic and continued: "Anyway, you made Le Zhenglong very miserable." Now his reputation has stinked in the Dragon and Tiger Battalion. Some time ago, I was transferred to another unit and became a waiter. Although he was promoted, he knew that the Dragon and Tiger Battalion couldn't stay any longer, and besides, he still gave you that military face, so he was given a good wait. ”

Qi Bin asked in surprise, "What does it have to do with me?"

"Don't you know?" he said, "Isn't it the one he said about him at the commendation meeting, ah no, it was your heroic deeds, and then he recounted the incident you told them about the hijackers, and then he became notorious." ”

Qi Binxuan recalled this incident from his dusty memory.