Qin Yu looked at the railing of the pigsty, and sure enough, he saw that the big-bellied sow seemed to be about to give birth, and let out a low neighing sound.

"Yes, inhale, exhale, mother pig, you can!"

"Come on!"

"Don't kick the pig's trotters, it's so strenuous, it's fast, I see a pig's head!"

When the first piglet was born, Qin Yu was excited, and called excitedly by holding the railing.

"Jiaojiao, is that you? Look at this little pig's trotter kicking! It's so fat and powerful, it must be you! It's me, Yuyu!"

The little pig responded to her with a poop and pee-stained ass.

When the second piglet was born, Qin Yu was excited again.

"Fat Jiaojiao, this ass looks like you, is it you?!"

When the third head...

"Fat Jiaojiao!It's me, it's me, is it you?!"

When the fourth head...

"Chubby Jiao, is that you?"

"Jiao, my Jiao, which one is you?"

And then N only....

"Qin Jiaojiao, is that you?"

"Qin Fatjiao!"

"Dead fat!"

"MD dead fatty, don't let the old lady find you!"

This is the scene of a car accident where an old mother who ran out of fuel and overturned her car eagerly waited.

The location is in the pigsty, and the parties involved in the accident are N little pigs and the little fat fox demon who is perverted and obscene peeping outside the pigsty.

Just after Qin Yu was indignant and the old sow was finally left with a flowing piglet by her repeated "appeals"...

The last piglet comes out.

Just stared at Qin Yu, big eyes on small eyes.

The little pig wagged his tail.

It seems to be responding to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu's eyes were slightly red, and he was very moved: "Jiaojiao? Is it you? In order to avoid admitting mistakes, let's make the right slogan." ”

She thought for a moment and asked, "How many pounds did you pound when you were the fattest?"

Piggy didn't answer, but let out a fart.

Qin Yu: "..."

At that moment, there was movement behind her, accompanied by a voice.

"Who are you? What are you doing? Stealing piglets? Is it because you don't have anything to eat and steal pig food?"

"Damn! don't call me for this kind of thing, I'll go first, you stole it and came to me. ”

Qin Yu turned around and saw Jiaojiao who was stunned with her waist inserted.

At this time, the sow in the pigsty finally screamed because she gave birth to the last piglet - master, save me, there is a pervert here who has been peeping at my birth, and he is still chattering like a snake spirit, but it scares the old lady to death!

The villagers in the house not far away were alarmed...but they didn't see anyone when they came out.

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In the middle of nowhere, a short man is running fast with a fat cat in his arms, like a little fox stealing eggs....

Running into the depths of the forest, the short man stopped and looked at the big fat cat in his arms, "Damn, it's me who is running, what are you panting!"

Jiaojiao's two fat claws covered her mouth, her big eyes bent into two crescents, under Qin Yu's burning gaze, he put down his hand and said cutely: "Your hard work is my hard work, I am panting for you." ”

Why do you still take the stream-of-consciousness hypocritical route?

Qin Yu stared at him for three seconds, Jiaojiao jumped out of Qin Yu's arms, hugged a tree, wagged her tail, shook the small tree, and laughed wildly.

"Hahaha!"

"What a fat little chubby!"

"Haha, my God, Yuyu you also have today!"

"Bighead fish!"

"Fathead!"

"Calf calf!"

"Am I going too far? I can't laugh at you like that, I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

After holding back for three seconds, Jiaojiao hid behind a tree.

"Hahahahaha~"

Qin Yu crossed his hands on his hips and looked at it expressionlessly.

Under Qin Yu's death gaze, the tree seemed to feel stiff, and Jiaojiao had to drill out its fat and hairy head from behind the tree, trembling its round body against its little paws.

"That's just now, it's not me. ”

"I'm possessed, do you believe it?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, I will show my love and loyalty to you with practical actions. ”

Then he flew into the forest and ran over..., and hugged Qin Yu, who was not much taller than him.

"I'm so glad to meet you, my fish. ”

"Your little ancestor has found you. ”

Qin Yu was surprised, "Are you looking for me too?"

Jiaojiao reacted suddenly, glaring, and showing an unkind face: "You went to the pigsty to find me?"

Qin Yu: "The golden wall said that we would meet in the pigsty. ”

Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "It also told me the same!"

The golden wall suddenly went online, and God came to a stroke.

- So, both of you think the other will be reincarnated as pigs?

The official description is the deadliest.

The essence is really hammered.

Admit it, you are the plastic grandparents!!

Are you still my little ancestor?

No, you're my little piggy!

Jiaojiao and Qin Yu both looked at each other.

Jiaojiao exploded.

"Pig, you're a pig, you're a pig!"

Qin Yu sneered, clasped his hands around his chest, and squinted at Jiaojiao in a cold manner.

"Say it again to my mother. ”

Jiaojiao was originally stunned, but when he saw Qin Yu's round face...he couldn't help but rub Qin Yu again.

Wow wow wow, so cute.

Qin Yu: "..."

Parental authority seems to be gone.

Obviously, she has been deliberately controlling her diet in the past few days, just for fear of being eaten by Jiaojiao, why can't she lose a pound?

Why is it purple!

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It's a happy thing to meet, and recently when Qin Yu was running a pigsty to call Jiaojiao, he also learned about this world by eavesdropping and other means.

In terms of geographical location, it can be recorded as - Great Qin Kingdom, Jianya Road, Huayang County, Lingdong County, Changping Village.

Sounds like a martial arts world?

No, this is the real cultivation world, and it is a great cultivation plane, but the area where she is located is relatively remote...

"Can't she be born in a better place as soon as she comes!Isn't she qualified now? It's too exaggerated to let her take the route of the grassroots counterattack every time!" Jiaojiao is still very good at defending Qin Yu, although she was still frying Mao Qin Yu more than ten seconds ago and wanted to go to the pigsty to find him.

- The child daughter-in-law of the supervillain of a top family?

Jiaojiao and Qin Yu: "..."

Are you possessed by a Zen master or Yin You?

Forget it, don't tear up with the official organization, it's no good.

Qin Yu accepted the reality and used his authority to inquire about the information of this world.

"The background is not small, the A-9 Xiuzhen Great Plane, called the Tianzang World, has two continents and one star sea airspace. What does the starry sea airspace mean?"

- You can explore it yourself, or ask the system.

Qin Yu entered the information again....The system came with a hint - this question needs to be paid to answer.

Rely on you!

Qin Yu and Jiaojiao burst into foul mouths at the same time.

"Do I still need money when I have the authority of the gods?"

- The three also gave money.

The implication is that even the Great Emperor Venerable dares to exploit them in the Golden House.

Eh, the arrogant pace of the six relatives who don't recognize it still can't go smoothly, be nice~~

Qin Yu and Jiaojiao were silent for a while, and took the initiative to speak: "Well, let's talk about serious things about cultivating immortals in this world." ”

Cultivating immortals is indeed a serious matter, Qin Yu and Jiaojiao are mixed around these counties in Lingdong County, and they also learned that they are just in time for a good opportunity for other immortals to recruit people.

Jiaojiao: "It's better to come early than to come by chance, Yuyu, this time you must be a blockbuster, and go straight to the fairy gate to be the first place in the most cowhide and the most pampered!"

Qin Yu picked him up, walked on the forest path, raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and asked a question with a smile.

"Do you think I'm famous now? I'm talking about being in the camp. ”

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