The white sheets and the faint smell of disinfectant told Zhang Hao that he was in a sacred and great place comparable to a church - a hospital.

"Dude, what are you doing?" Zhang Hao asked a clinical patient.

Who knew that the patient was extremely impatient. "It's all your fault. Otherwise, I would have completed the foundation building a long time ago. The patient's tone was a little lost and helpless.

Hearing the words of the patient, Zhang Hao's heart is like 10,000 alpacas running in your heart. Oh yes, I'm still on Earth. Could it be that Lao Tzu has traveled to other dimensions.

Just when Zhang Hao was thinking wildly, the nurse solved your questions by hand. Don't get me wrong, it's not the nurse who knows how to fly. Instead, you saw the small card on her body, which was as bright as gold - Nurse Wang Xiaohong of Kyoto Psychiatric Treatment Center.

Well...... I should still be on Earth. From my years of experience, I should have been in a mental hospital, commonly known as a madhouse.

Didn't I win the lottery?

Recap:

The story takes place yesterday at around three o'clock in the afternoon.

At that time, he was still a good otaku in the 21st century named Zhang Hao. When, as usual, Zhang Hao was aimlessly browsing the web at home. Suddenly, a window pops up, like a small ad on a website. It covered the interface like a dogskin plaster. "Congratulations on winning the grand prize, please fill out the respawn form. ”

"What the hell, the tricks of liars have regressed more and more these years, will anyone believe such?" Then you click the mouse to close this window, and something magical happens, this window can't be closed.

"Alas. These days, hackers are getting harder and harder, and they don't even let go of people like me who don't have much money. That's it, that's it, it's a good deed. A few pop-ups followed, and then began to fill out the form in a serious manner.

Your desired gender: (After some contemplation, I made up my mind to fill in the gender male.) ）

Occupation: (Zhang Hao reviewed his career as an otaku for more than 20 years.) silently filled in a rice worm)

Skill 1: (Well, this pretending to be stupid and crazy, level 10 is very good.) ）

Skill 2: (I'll go, and ah!Forget it, I'm writing a little better.) This IQ of 250 is perfect. After all, Master Luban's IQ is 250, so he must be on par with smart people. ）

Identity: I want to be rich

Dear, please confirm the payment, a total of 50 yuan.

"It's only fifty dollars. It's enough for a few meals for hackers, so I'll give you two hundred. Just as Zhang Hao finished paying, the window changed again.

Window: Due to your generosity, I will specially give you a magic skill "Unforgettable" and a magical item "God-level System". Before Zhang Hao could complain about the hacker's middle two, he was stunned by a sudden light.

When Zhang Hao came back to his senses, he realized that he might really re-read the file, but Zhang Hao realized a very serious thing, and the mess he filled in when filling out the form wouldn't all come true, right?!mmp!

Zhang Hao, who was distressed, cursed a few times in a low voice, "What a good opportunity, why are you wasted, are you stupid? Why don't you write a few more gold fingers." And a certain nurse, looking at this abnormal behavior, silently picked up the needle, and aimed at Zhang Hao's delicate buttocks, and put a needle on it. "Ah~" The cry like killing a pig resounded throughout the ward.