Chapter 61: It's like drinking urine sugar
There was nothing to say all night, the night was quiet, no, if the sound of the big sage snoring and grinding his teeth didn't count, this night was quiet.
In the morning, the dragon lord finally finished releasing the water, and the sun was once again led out by Mother Earth for a walk, sprinkling warm sunlight to dry the rain on the earth.
Outside the car is the singing of birds and flowers, and the exceptionally fresh air, inside the car is still sleeping loudly, the aircraft has been in the morning, along the automatic opening window of the RV, is shooting the sleeping beauty like a fanfare.
The people in the live broadcast room had already run in twos and threes.
"My dragon chair!"
"The emperor is auspicious!"
"Goodbye, Emperor!"
"The emperor is dead!"
"The new emperor is on the throne, this is my dragon chair!"
"The emperor is auspicious!"
"Goodbye, Emperor!"
"The emperor is dead!"
"The Queen Mother hangs the curtain and listens to the government!"
"23333 A bunch of stupid cocks upstairs, if you have that spare time, you might as well look at Brother Yang's sleeping position, ah!
"Hey, Rhubarb and the Great Sage have woken up!"
"Look at their movements, isn't it?"
In the picture, I saw the Great Sage with his little friend Rhubarb, jumping to the side of the bed in the bedroom, and then easily jumped on the bed.
It first stretched out its little paw and slapped Zhang Yang's face, but the other party only moved but did not mean to wake up.
Then it stretched out its little paw and exerted a little effort, but the other party directly slapped it and exhaled, and then it still didn't wake up.
This is a big sage, your monkey brother and brother are hungry now, anxious it scratched its ears and cheeks for a while, and then saw Zhang Yang's big feet exposed outside the air conditioner.
"Squeak!!"
I saw him stretch out his claws and scratch Zhang Yang's feet, Zhang Yang in his sleep felt an itch in his feet, couldn't help but withdraw his feet, and turned over, and then continued to sleep.
I'm not awake yet!
The Great Sage stretched out his hand to greet the rhubarb under the bed, stretched out his paw and pointed at the soles of his feet, and then stuck out his little tongue.
"23333 The Great Sage isn't going to let Rhubarb lick Brother Yang's feet with his tongue, right?"
"66666 This guy is so smart, he is dirty, he actually let the rhubarb go on, haha!"
"Be strong, my great sage, pity my rhubarb!"
How could Da Huang understand the potential meaning of this guy Dasheng, and very obediently put his two front paws on the bed, and his head stretched out towards Zhang Yang's feet, and at the same time stretched out his long tongue......
One time......
Double-click......
Huh? It's delicious.
Three-down, four-down, five-down!!
"Who, me?"
Zhang Yang, who was asleep, suddenly sat up from the bed, looked around with wide eyes and confused, and then came back to his senses, only to find that the great sage who was sitting on the bed looked like a monkey, and the rhubarb lying on the bed with a confused face.
"I'll go, you two guys have actually woken up, okay, okay, the boss has slept lazily, I'm going to make breakfast for you!"
After washing up in a hurry, making breakfast by myself, I got out of the car and bought a few big buns and steamed buns and returned to the car.
He and Rhubarb ate steamed buns, while Dasheng was holding a steamed bun and a peach to eat there.
While he was eating, he had time to take a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room and understand what the two guys Rhubarb and Dasheng had done when he was asleep.
The final result is naturally over, as soon as they are ready to reprimand, those two guys show a pitiful look, especially the Great Sage, that guy is simply pitiful to me, so that he can't be ruthless.
In the end, I can only sigh helplessly, the IQ of the pet at home is too high!
When it was about the same time as Wang Wucong agreed, he drove to the vicinity of the square in the city center, waiting for the person arranged by the guy to come and deliver something.
Fortunately, the waiting time was not long, more than 10 minutes later, at 10 o'clock in the morning, a white treasure donkey X5 drove over.
Zhang Yang, who was standing under the car, heard a conversation from the car before the car stopped.
"I said Lao Liu, who is this?
"It's an anchor, and our boss's son arranged for me to come over and deliver something to him!"
"What's the matter? anchor? Just because of a streamer, you're postponing the time we can go to play together?"
"It was arranged by our brother Gu Zi, you also know who he is, I don't dare not come, and I don't know why!"
"Your boss's son, Wu Cong, is he an anchor of his cool cat?"
The last sentence was full of mockery, and it was estimated that if it was Wang Wucong's friend, this guy would not have spoken like this, but when he heard the anchor, he obviously had a tone of contempt.
Obviously, at this time, there is a fan named Lonely City in the live broadcast room.
"I rub, which stupid 13 is this?"
"Haha, Wu Cong, you can't do this, your subordinates and friends actually look down on Brother Yang, and they laugh at me to death!"
This is a barrage of little brunette, full of schadenfreude.
"23333, Wu Cong, your subordinates can't do it, it's too eyeless to see!"
"55555 It's rare to see all the bigwigs fighting each other!"
"Glad to hear!"
"Fart, that's someone in my dad's company, and it's my dad who doesn't discipline strictly, it's my shit!"
The car stopped, and a middle-aged man who looked quite capable got out of the driver's seat, and then from the co-pilot's seat, a man with a smile on his face, a big belly, and a dirty phone, and a hairstyle that was the most popular at the moment for the local security center.
Just got out of the car, and before Lao Liu, who was sent by Wang Wucong, could speak, he opened his mouth and squirted first.
"You're the anchor? Why are you a man? Aren't there many female anchors on Wu Cong's side?"
After saying this, he didn't seem to be satisfied, and continued to spray, and he didn't know where the confidence came from.
"Your RV won't be a cool cat, right? Today's young people, don't work hard to find a job in a down-to-earth manner, and think about money falling from the sky all day long, you say that if you want to be a woman, it's okay, and a man is straight to what is it!"
Lao Liu was already pale-defecated at this time, yes, it's not a change, it's a poop, it's as ugly as eating that.
Although he didn't know why the boss's son asked him to send a bunch of messy things, he guessed that the person in front of him should also be an errand runner.
But this friend of his is too ugly to speak, he knows that this guy is a contractor and has no culture, but after working hard in the mall for so many years, why is it so disgusting to say it.
"Brother Yang, go up and get him, what kind of person!"
"At first glance, it's a nouveau riche!"
"Brother Yang, don't bear it, if you endure it, it's not you!"
"Brother Yang, him, if something happens, I'll take care of it Wang Wucong!"
Before Zhang Yang got angry, the people in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore, and they really hadn't seen such a brazen person.
Zhang Yangren?
That didn't exist, I saw him glance at the fat man lightly, and he didn't have the slightest scruple to stretch out his hand to shake hands with him, and he didn't care about the other party's ugly face.
"Whose dog is barking? This is Lao Liu, right? Didn't your son-in-law teach you to take the dog out and tie it to a leash?
"You said that you look so abstract, and you come out to scare people, no one has taught you how to speak since you were a child, right?"
"By the way, turn down the resolution on your face, it's so clear that it's easy to scare people!"
"Return to the local security center, you can't protect this place by yourself!"
Almost a series of scolding words were said without stopping, not only the two people at the scene were stunned, but even the people in the live broadcast room didn't expect Zhang Yang's scolding to be like this......
Happy!
"23333, I really didn't expect this to come out of Brother Yang's mouth!"
"Excellent and excellent, I have learned, and I will be so scared in the future!"
The middle-aged man waited for the reaction and was furious and ready to scold back, but Zhang Yang didn't give him a chance at all.
"Your face is more beautiful than your pelvis, either you are born well, and besides, don't be so excited, it's like drinking urine sugar!"
Now even Lao Liu couldn't help it, what Zhang Yang said was simply too bad, although he and this man are just partners, and the relationship is not so deep, but the person brought it by himself.
It's just that he was about to open his mouth to stop the scolding, and the mobile phone on the center console in the car rang.
It's a work phone, be sure to answer it!
Working under Lao Wang, he didn't dare to be sloppy at work, so he ran over and took out his mobile phone to look at the caller ID on it, and his face changed.